[Mallick]

Next round of the Killer Game. I'll be moderating it (don't expect good writing if there's any at all)

Killer will be chosen at random, blah blah blah.

Sign ups will be closed June 7th or whenever I feel like it.

1. *HE WILL BE MISSED* Wind Dude
2. *DEAD* Split Infinity
3. Toasty
4. Darksword
5. watch
6. *DEAD*Caael
7. Skidz (now the mod)
8. GL
9. Killercoz
10. Aquamarine

[Someone Else]

I'm in.

[Split Infinity]

We're in.

[Toasty]

Us three are in.

[Ironsight]

Yeah fine, I'll go too if just to see what name you'll give me.

[My Best Wishes]

Yo

[Mallick]

k

[Caael]

Me in.

[Drizzy Drake]

I'm in. And HA! I told you all that PDM was the killer. But noooooo, nobody believed me.

[Golden Legacy]

Count me in. It'll be interesting to be a player and not the narrator for once.

[Quacnar]

^You were in the first game.

Ill play.

[Golden Legacy]

You remember this quite well I see.

[Aquamarine]

Moi

[Mallick]

kk.

[Split Infinity]

I lol'd.

[Mallick]

**** it, we've got enough people.

The killer has been notified who they are, I will be updating tomorrow at 4PM if they've responded in time.

[Drizzy Drake]

It`s not me guys.

[Caael]

Who's who in the first post?

[Aquamarine]

Will I ever be the killer?

[Quacnar]

I'd assume I'm "Gay guy", but I posted 10th. WHY WASNT I PICKED?

[Someone Else]

I wasn't picked either =( Darn.

[Ironsight]

If I die, can it somehow involve Dice?
Just because. It has nothing to do with "Rolling in my Grave" puns :P

[Caael]

Is Aqua guy from GTA IV seeing as they're both serbs?

[Ironsight]

Here's how it goes, I think:

1. Wind Guy - Wind Dude
2. Infinite Guy - Split Infinity
3. Lonely Guy - Toasty
4. Curious Guy - me (Darksword)
5. Time Guy - Watch
6. Late Guy - Caael
7. Cool Guy (doesn't afraid of anything(not even killers)) - Skidzorz
8. Powerful Guy - Golden Legacy
9. Gay Guy - Toasty Killercoz
10. The Guy from GTA4 - Aquamarine

[Aquamarine]

Caael, on Jun 2 2009, 11:09 PM, said:

Is Aqua guy from GTA IV seeing as they're both serbs?

Ah, you're probably right. I thought I was the Cool Guy at first.

GTA IV Guy is better though.

[Ironsight]

Darksword, on Jun 2 2009, 02:13 PM, said:

Here's how it goes, I think:

1. Wind Guy - Wind Dude
2. Infinite Guy - Split Infinity
3. Lonely Guy - Toasty
4. Curious Guy - me (Darksword)
5. Time Guy - Watch
6. Late Guy - Caael
7. Cool Guy (doesn't afraid of anything(not even killers)) - Skidzorz
8. Powerful Guy - Golden Legacy
9. Gay Guy - Toasty Killercoz
10. The Guy from GTA4 - Aquamarine

Darksword, on Jun 2 2009, 02:13 PM, said:

7. Cool Guy (doesn't afraid of anything(not even killers)) - Skidzorz
8. Powerful Guy - Golden Legacy
9. Gay Guy - Toasty Killercoz
10. The Guy from GTA4 - Aquamarine

Darksword, on Jun 2 2009, 02:13 PM, said:

9. Gay Guy - Toasty Killercoz

http://img190.imageshack.us/img190/8666/28343053434dbbf7fff7.jpg

[Quacnar]

Yes I'm gay, you're so observant.

[Mallick]

The only reason I called you gay instead of an arrogant prick is because Gay and Guy look so good together.

---

This month on GSSF, the a few members of the community decided to vacation in the Von Skidzorz mansion and play a live action game of Clue.

"You know, we should really stop doing this," one GSSF member suggested to others, "every time we isolate ourselves from the rest of the world, someone goes crazy and tries to kill everyone."


bah, I'll get high and attempt to write something that doesn't suck later. Split's dead.

[Caael]

IT WASNT ME

[Ironsight]

killercoz, on Jun 2 2009, 03:36 PM, said:

Yes I'm gay, you're so observant.

I also observed you're a moron.

Where is our whodunit poll?

[Someone Else]

Okay guys so now we know Split wasn't the killer.

LET'S DO THIS

[Quacnar]

G-DUB 3000, on Jun 2 2009, 06:34 PM, said:

The only reason I called you gay instead of an arrogant prick is because Gay and Guy look so good together.

Darksword, on Jun 2 2009, 06:50 PM, said:

I also observed you're a moron.

The compliments just keep coming!.... I think its GL!

[Golden Legacy]

killercoz, on Jun 2 2009, 08:18 PM, said:

I think its GL!

Good Luck with that.

[Split Infinity]

If this traffic keeps up we could finish this entire round in less than a day.

I mean URRRGRHGHRHRCOUGHSPUTTER

[Drizzy Drake]

Is the traffic still keeping up?

[Mallick]

Poll updated.

Warning: If you vote when you're not supposed to and I find out, you'll get suspended for a week.

[Caael]

I voted split.

[Drizzy Drake]

It`s killer guys. With a name like that, there`s no way he`s not the murderer.

[Aquamarine]

I voted Caael.. And so did somebody else I see. ;)

[Drizzy Drake]

NO! KILLER!

[Caael]

Drizzy Drake, on Jun 3 2009, 02:39 PM, said:

NO! KILLER!

This.


Ah ****, looks like I'm gonna die.

[Drizzy Drake]

I`m tight with Mallick guys, listen to me, it`s killer.

[Aquamarine]

Skidz, I'm voting for you next. Srsly.

[Drizzy Drake]

Why, we`re alike me and you. We`re the only people who could have even possibly been cool guy. Well, maybe Caael, but he still needs to step it up from the highschool bull****.

[Aquamarine]

We may be alike, but I still think that you're most likely the killer, if it turns out not to be Caael.

Sorry mate. You can vote for me though.

[Drizzy Drake]

Naw, I wont be the killer untill GL is the mod again.

And I don`t want to vote for you, you`re not the killer.

[Someone Else]

If Caael's not the killer I might vote Aqua next because he tried to kill me off the last round with little reasoning D= I want to liiiive

Lulz if the killer kills Aqua next, to make me look like the killer

[Caael]

Drizzy Drake, on Jun 3 2009, 08:26 PM, said:

Why, we`re alike me and you. We`re the only people who could have even possibly been cool guy. Well, maybe Caael, but he still needs to step it up from the highschool bull****.

Hey, I cant help being young.


Ah well, I'm pretty much dead. You guys might have actually got the killer on the first round...

[Aquamarine]

It's a tie between Caael and coz. Some people still haven't voted though.

[Golden Legacy]

I vote Aqua. His avatar has them shifty eyes, see?

[Toasty]

I voted myself. I think I'm highly suspicious.

[Drizzy Drake]

Let`s kill off toasty next round for being so stupid.

[Golden Legacy]

Let's vote Skidz next round just because.

[Ironsight]

Toasty, on Jun 3 2009, 08:27 PM, said:

I voted myself. I think I'm highly suspicious.

You...argh...

[Mallick]

Drizzy Drake, on Jun 3 2009, 12:17 PM, said:

I`m tight with Mallick guys

Good job, now they'll know it's you.

[Drizzy Drake]

That`s cool, they can waste a turn on me while the killer violently axes one of them.

[My Best Wishes]

Voted Aqua just cos I've been playing GTA 4 lately.

[Toasty]

Darksword, on Jun 3 2009, 08:46 PM, said:

You...argh...

Yes.

[Aquamarine]

Well, we've all voted. Coz and Caael are still tied. :\

[Quacnar]

... I wasn't on the forums till right now, so Im gonna vote after this post. I dont knwo who voted that wasnt supposed to....

[Drizzy Drake]

Well the extra voter must have voted Caael, making it a tie again. ipso fatso.

[Quacnar]

Why would you assume that? They could've voted for anyone....

[Drizzy Drake]

But they didn`t, they voted for Caael. :lol:

[Quacnar]

...Were you the extra vote?

[Split Infinity]

That's what you get for splitting infinity in the first round, Timmy boy.

jk jk

[Caael]

http://imagecache5.art.com/p/LRG/10/1044/MZ4L000Z/oh-****.jpg

[Quacnar]

...Is this still happneing??

[Aquamarine]

liek rly, just kill Caael already.

[Caael]

Yeah c'mon, I'm bored of being left hanging.

lolpotentialpun

[Someone Else]

Caael, on Jun 6 2009, 11:11 AM, said:

Yeah c'mon, I'm bored of being left hanging.

lolpotentialpun

http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z84/WindDude/patrickreaction2in4.png

Seriously though, somebody DO SOMETHING

[Caael]

No, i'm not killer, i'm dead, killer still lives, speculation BEGIN

[Aquamarine]

zomg

[Quacnar]

Caael, on Jun 6 2009, 03:23 PM, said:

No, i'm not killer, i'm dead, killer still lives, speculation BEGIN

That's something the killer would say.

[Drizzy Drake]

i lold.

[Mallick]

*Maury style* Caael, you are NOT the killer.

Sorry guys, I haven't had a lot of time for this sht recently. I've been spending a lot of time with aunts/uncles/cousins. My grandma just passed away so we're all just chillin'.

Killer could've sent me their next kill, geez. Do that now.

[Toasty]

*sends next kill*

[Drizzy Drake]

its toasty, lets kill toasty.

[Aquamarine]

I vote Skidz.

[Caael]

I hate you all

[Aquamarine]

Join the club.

[Split Infinity]

There's a hate everyone club?

*tells Nos*

[Aquamarine]

COME ON already!

[Drizzy Drake]

no lie it`s gl.

[Someone Else]

I like to look at this game as a social experiment.

[Split Infinity]

That's right. Because through the magic of diesel fuel and ammonium nitrate, I'm ready right now to blow you all sky high. Anyone attempts to leave the game, you all die. Each of you has a remote... to blow up the other players. At midnight, I blow you all up. If, however, one of you presses the button, I'll let that player live.

So, who's it going to be? The forum's resident scumbag drug dealer, or the sweet and innocent Bible boy? You choose.

Oh, and you might want to decide quickly, because the other people still in the game... might not be so noble.

[Gamma]

...aren't you dead?

[Split Infinity]

I believe whatever doesn't kill you, simply makes you... stranger.

Speaking of which, do you know how I got these scars?

[Gamma]

Um...

[Split Infinity]

I had a wife, beautiful, who tells me I worry too much. Who tells me I ought to smile more. Who spams and gets in deep with the moderators... Look at me! One day, they ban her account. And we have no money for bribes. She can't take it. I just want to see her smile again, hm? I just want her to know that I don't care about the warnings. So... I stick a razor in my mouth and do this...

...to myself. And you know what? She can't stand the sight of me! She leaves. Now I see the funny side. Now I'm always smiling!

[Ironsight]

Cool story, bro.

[Golden Legacy]

Split Infinity, on Jun 9 2009, 12:01 AM, said:

That's right. Because through the magic of diesel fuel and ammonium nitrate, I'm ready right now to blow you all sky high. Anyone attempts to leave the game, you all die. Each of you has a remote... to blow up the other players. At midnight, I blow you all up. If, however, one of you presses the button, I'll let that player live.

So, who's it going to be? The forum's resident scumbag drug dealer, or the sweet and innocent Bible boy? You choose.

Oh, and you might want to decide quickly, because the other people still in the game... might not be so noble.

Split Infinity, on Jun 9 2009, 12:09 AM, said:

I believe whatever doesn't kill you, simply makes you... stranger.

Speaking of which, do you know how I got these scars?

Split Infinity, on Jun 9 2009, 12:18 AM, said:

I had a wife, beautiful, who tells me I worry too much. Who tells me I ought to smile more. Who spams and gets in deep with the moderators... Look at me! One day, they ban her account. And we have no money for bribes. She can't take it. I just want to see her smile again, hm? I just want her to know that I don't care about the warnings. So... I stick a razor in my mouth and do this...

...to myself. And you know what? She can't stand the sight of me! She leaves. Now I see the funny side. Now I'm always smiling!

I'm laughing so hard, the reference is priceless.

[Someone Else]

Radical tale, comrade.

[Split Infinity]

Do you want to know why I use a knife? Guns are too quick. You can't savor all the... little emotions. In... you see, in their last moments, people show you who they really are. So in a way, I know your members better than you ever did. Would you like to know which of them were bots?

[Someone Else]

But Split, you're not the killer

[Split Infinity]

I'm just a man of simple tastes. I like dynamite, and gunpowder... and gasoline! Do you know what all of these things have in common? They're cheap!

[Toasty]

And they smell funny.

[Split Infinity]

How about a magic trick?

[Toasty]

Sure!

[Mallick]

Toasty, on Jun 7 2009, 09:57 PM, said:

*sends next kill*

Wind Dude, got it. You're dead wind guy.

Send your votes to me via PM so we don't get extra voters.

[Split Infinity]

I'm gonna make this sig disappear.








































Ta-daa! It's... it's gone.

[Toasty]

WHAT THE ****

[Drizzy Drake]

Someone Else, on Jun 9 2009, 02:10 AM, said:

But Split, you're not the killer

Shows how much you know.

Split Infinity, on Jun 9 2009, 03:14 AM, said:

I'm gonna make this sig disappear.
Ta-daa! It's... it's gone.

WHAT THE FUCK...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[Ironsight]

:P

[Someone Else]

G-DUB 3000, on Jun 9 2009, 12:13 AM, said:

Wind Dude, got it. You're dead wind guy.

Send your votes to me via PM so we don't get extra voters.

Well ain't that a *****

I'ma copying Split now

[Drizzy Drake]

Someone Else, on Jun 9 2009, 01:38 PM, said:

Well ain't that a *****

I'ma copying Split now

How the fuck do you do that?

And yeah, Dark Knight referances were awesome.

[Someone Else]

I think it's guy from GTA4. He killed EVERYBODY

[Aquamarine]

Someone Else, on Jun 9 2009, 09:46 PM, said:

I think it's guy from GTA4. He killed EVERYBODY

I KILL YOU.

[Split Infinity]

Ooh, very poor choice of words.

[Someone Else]

Niko killed EVERYBODY in GTA4, seriously

[Golden Legacy]

I'll bet it was someone else who did.

[Toasty]

I bet it was someone else too.

[My Best Wishes]

Can we at least have a poll to see who's still left in the game.

[Aquamarine]

... This sucks.

[Drizzy Drake]

gdub is waiting for people to pm him their votes

[Golden Legacy]

I can take care of the poll, once the killer gets back to PDM.

[Split Infinity]

I vote null.

[Caael]

Btw, I'm not actually dead, I have the dead ringer so you all think I'm dead but I merely cloaked when you killed me and a copy of my corpse fell to the floor.

[Drizzy Drake]

Off course it did. *pats head*

[Mallick]

I have no time for this.

[Split Infinity]

Let's just kill the next one on the list.

gg Toasty

[Drizzy Drake]

I can take over as mod.

[Mallick]

Done. The killer plz pm skidz, he can replan the rest on his own

[Aquamarine]

So wait.. Skidz wasn't the killer? Darn, and I voted him..

[Drizzy Drake]

HA! You guys fail. I thought we were waiting on votes, not the killer. Oh well, killer, PM me.

[Mallick]

You ARE waiting on votes. I just thought it might be nice for the killer to identify himself to you?

[Drizzy Drake]

Well *****s need to pm me then!

And you need to stop bypassing the swear filter.

[Drizzy Drake]

Is anybody but Aqua gonna pm me their vote?

[Quacnar]

You shoukld use polls if you wnat to keep this thing alive.

[Drizzy Drake]

Not my topic; can`t add a poll.

[Someone Else]

I'll do it when I'm on an actual PC if that's alright

[My Best Wishes]

Who's still in it.

[Split Infinity]

Check the first post.

Oh, and I vote Skidz.

[Someone Else]

I'm thinking maybe we should start all over.

[Split Infinity]

B'aww, effort...