[Toasty]

Name: Buttered Toast
Age: A few hours. On the verge of becoming stale.
Gender: Bread
Appearance: Seriously? Does this need any further explanation?
Height: Approx. 4 inches
Weight: As light as a feather. Or maybe more like a toasted piece of bread.
Personality: Very outgoing and athletic, for a piece of toast at least. Usually he just lies around doing nothing.
Weapons: If you consider crust and melted butter a weapon, then there you go.
Techniques: Buttery wrath, crusty whip, Loaf 'o bread, buttered knife, Elvis Presly, and the almighty Popcorn Dragon! (summoned) He also knows a bit 'o kung fu, but usually getting kicked by bread doesn't really hurt.
Other pointless, but interesting facts: He doesn't communicate by speaking. It's more like a garfield comic if you catch my drift.

Bio:
Was once a whole loaf of freshly baked bread. The chef? Garet. The purpouse? To feed the starving children in Africa. But then....something went horribly, horribly wrong. The great popcorn dragon came out of no where and ate the loaf whole! Garet, being enraged by a white fluffy dragon eating his good deed, sliced the dragon in two. But in doing so, he accidentally cut the bread! Since the great popcorn dragon's stomach acid is escentially butter, Buttered Toast came to be.


Reconstructed to the best of my memory, with a few improvisations.

[Someone Else]

Not quite as entertaining as the first time I read but I give you a 10/10 for effort.

[Toasty]

You know, I just noticed something.

When it comes to regular, serious (LOL) RPing, I suck. But when it comes to humorous, ridiculous RP's, I'm pretty freaking good if I do say so myself.