[Ivan is my name]

Here is where you post all the funny events that have happened to you recently e.g:

A few weeks ago, my friends and me were taking the piss out of films, (well, sort of) and we came up with lord of the bling: return of the bling king, and like we did the battle of helms deep, and like when all the uruks got onto the battlements, they started having rap contests, and the bombs were huge cd players with volume on loud. We also did the bit on mount doom, where smeagol attacks them, but this time it was smeagull, and he was pecking frodo, going caw caw, trying to get the ring, and then he finally got it, but he flew into mount doom.

Any funny moments?

[golden_djiin]

okay,i was at school,reading the post before this one,and i laughed aloud...we have labtops.i just laughed aloud,to.

[Ganon]

Okay.

So today me and my friend are walking around in school (after).
And we stop by my moms room who's a teacher and play around and stuff. So I take a post it note and write,

I'm with stupid
---->

And my friend picks it up and puts it on for a laugh. Then are other friends sister walks by and says hi. And she stops right next to the note on my friend. It was funnier if you saw it.

[TobiasMar]

Well, at the beggining of the school year, probably the 1st/2nd day, one of my classmates randomly said that someone's hair looked like a doughnut. I was pretty much laughing my head off, and it was unexpected as well. Plus, during science this week, the teacher asked how you could grow apples w/o seeds, and that same classmate said "You get a mommy apple and a daddy apple, and a new apple is born." It was pretty funny, heh. At least he didn't mention anything innapropreate.

[Zxor]

the day before yesterday, I was in my math class, and my teacher was gone for a day, so one of my classmates said, where were you, and I was like Her moms house. It was pretty funny, and I actually thought, though, that she was at her moms house.

I am at a catholic school, and in class my friend answered a question and said"jewlery and crap", it was SO funny, cussing is very bad at our school, so it was hilarious, luckily we had a cool teacher who just laughed, it was funny.

[TobiasMar]

Well, once after B'nei Mitzvah class, I was just playing around with my friend Jeremy and suddenly, he randomly says "Your hair looks like crap!", then I was like "Your hair looks like crack!", giggling, then Jeremy says "Your hair looks like crap cocaine!" Man, that was SO funny.

[Kikuichimonji]

I was on the phone yesterday and we were just discussing german homework (which was to make a post card in german -.-; )

K- So what did you do your postcard on?
L- erm the apocalypse
K- the what?!
L- You know that place in Greece.
K- errr
L- The big building thing! In Athens!
K- You mean the parthenon? -.-;;;
L- Yeh that's it!!
K- how you linked the apocalypse and the parthenon together is beyond me -.-;;; you've gone to whole new level of craziness >>;;

And she's the same person as I talking about before in the funny quotes topic XD

[Kewne]

It was yesterday when we were eating in school and we were talking about our "PRAO"(you're going to a place and works there for one to two weeks) and I said to my friend:
Nicholas, next year we can work as Lundströms(another friend) brothers.
then, lundström says:
yes, (to nicholas) you can be my cat and johansson(my last name) can be my cow.
no one understood it but started laughing before I said:
If you got a brother who's a cat and a brother who's a cow, WTF is you then?

everyone started laughing again.

[el_Sethro]

well, in Chem class a couple of days ago, Jill called the teacher "Mom". It was pretty hilarious, and quite embarassing for her (not to mention the teacher)

[Sea of Time]

Yesterday, I opened a pudding and it splattered all over my face. That was funny..

[Mycarayne]

Heh, today i grabbed my boss's leg as he went to kick me, and I pushed so high that he fell. Stupid, not funny. I say stupid because he is infact my employer. Fill the blanks in...

[Kewne]

Today in class one of the girls mobile phone started ringing. our teacher, she's about 60-65, started running around and yelling:
The fire alarm, everyone go out!
then she found out it was a phone and started laughing.

[Nobody]

Kewne, on Mar 18 2005, 12:49 PM, said:

Today in class one of the girls mobile phone started ringing. our teacher, she's about 60-65, started running around and yelling:
The fire alarm, everyone go out!
then she found out it was a phone and started laughing.

XD! Now that sounds funny...
Earlier this year (I forgot when), someone in my class (not disclosing the name for privacy) started clowining around during luch. Although I usually find that kind of stuff irritating/annoying, I was totally cracking up when that happened.

[Nemphtis]

The other day, after school I was walking with my crew as usual. My friend whispered in my ear "see that girl behind us? I bet'ya I can ask her out!". I thought that's too easy, of course he can, then I turned around and noticed she was with her MOTHER. That didn't phase my friend for some reason, who started using his best lines while her mother was staring at him.

When we heard her say "What the f**K?!" that's when we knew we should speed up our walking pace.

We laughed about that all the way home. XD

[Mycarayne]

Heh, me and a mate were walking through the shops talking about getting our licence. Here in Western Australia, we get "log books" which we have to rack up 25 hours with inorder to get our provisional licence.

"I could do that in a day" He said.

The sad thing was, I think he was serious...

[Nemphtis]

You've lost me on that one, farmboy. =S

[Sol.Warrior]

Anubis, on Mar 20 2005, 10:51 AM, said:

You've lost me on that one, farmboy. =S

hahaha legend

Well at 4:30am last night my mates sprayed deoderant on my mates sock and set it on fire while he was asleep. The the fire alarm went off so we couldn't get to sleep so I had to drive home slightly drunk.

And earlier on that night, on Super Monkey Ball I got 1000 points in 5 rounds on Monkey Pilot and then as it was saving the highscore my mate who was walking past knocked the Cube off the desk and the power went so it didn't save. Needless to say, I was pissed.

[Nemphtis]

One word my friend; Sabotage.

He couldn't come face to face with the fact that you would own him on the game.

[Sol.Warrior]

I agree. Turns out after I left my mate also shocked himself trying to cut the fire alarm wire.....with scissors!

Plus, the mate who was being burnt for the entertainment of others, didn't even know we'd done it because he was asleep all the time.

Another funny moment (which also strangley included alcohol....and our 'victim' being asleep) was when we put toothpaste on my friends eyebrows when he was asleep and shampoo in his hair.

Ah, memories.

[gsninja]

There was a fat guy in junior high who would keep calling me hobbit and the sort because of my height, tempting me to chase him all the time...so one day, as he kept taunting me, I decided to just randomly throw a kick at him. He turned around, and I kicked him right in the a**. The ppl who saw that were laughing, and I got a little pleasure out of that moment as well...

[Nemphtis]

Dude that's sad. Don't kick him 'cause he abused you, that's cruel. Kick him cause he's fat, that's always funny! =D

[gsninja]

Well, I actually punched and kicked him a little because of that as well. I just kicked his tubby butt just for fun. ^__^

[Nemphtis]

Well one of the girls in school thought it was amusing to twist my nipples. So I punched her breast, and just incase some people aren't old enough to know, when your breasts havn't fully matured yet as a girl, it HURTS when someone hits you. :D

[Nobody]

In Social Studies, there's a kid who is accused of disrupting the class almost every day (I personally think that they are false accusations, though). One time, he talked back, saying "but what did I do?" and then the teacher, who was in a bad mood that day, mocked him. It was funny, but in a wierd way; I have nothing against the person who was mocked.

[gsninja]

A funny moment happened last year. When the fat kid who called me hobbit walked away with the basketball my friends and I were playing with, we contacted our teacher. She started accusing him (which was funny), and he started crying, saying things like, "Why is everyone against me?" My classmates and I were smothering our laughs, because it was pretty hilarious.

[Sol.Warrior]

Anubis, on Mar 20 2005, 10:58 PM, said:

when your breasts havn't fully matured yet as a girl, it HURTS when someone hits you. ^_^

Yeah when I was playin footie once I booted it and it hit a girl walkin past right in her chest and she started crying lol.

[Nemphtis]

Dude, imagine getting kicked in the balls, it's that bad! Not that I'd know, but from what girls have told me... >.>

Anyway here's a true story that just happened YESTERDAY NIGHT!

I had an arguement with my parents, to relieve stress I kinda repeatedly hit my head on a long blunt object. Then like blood started squirting down my head onto my lap (trust me, it was ALOT of blood). Everyone in the house was freaking out, mum was yelling at me not to get blood on the carpet.

So we go to the hospital and the doctor is examining me, and he first asks "so, did your father hit you?" so I said "no, i repeatedly hit my head on the door handle" he said back "have you ever done this previously?" so I say "yeah, I once also repeatedly headbutt someone until my head started bleeding" so he takes out this little light and he's examining my eyes so I said to him "don't worry if my eyes look drowsy, I'm an insomniac..." and he had the nerve to turn and say to me "don't worry kid, we're not going to be doing any tests on you for drugs".

EDIT: and this just in, my dad just calls me and instead of saying "how are you? feeling okay?" he says "you little punk, get down to the shop quick, we've got a stream of customers and I can't handle them all, get here NOW or when I get home I'm gonna show you what life without electronics is like!".

So there, that is all 100% fact, I don't know if it's funny but even though it was my head that was squirting blood all over my lap I still had time to laugh about it.

Oh and I looked more evil than ever with blood over my face! I looked like some sort of demonic sephiroth guy! You gotta try it too! Repeatedly hit your head on a blunt object and watch the transformation between a geek and a evil demon thingy!

[Nobody]

Sol.Warrior, on Mar 21 2005, 04:59 AM, said:

Yeah when I was playin footie once I booted it and it hit a girl walkin past right in her chest and she started crying lol.

umm...that's not very funny actually... if it hurts that much it must be the equivalant of us getting hit you-know-where...

Anubis, on Mar 21 2005, 08:24 AM, said:

Anyway here's a true story that just happened YESTERDAY NIGHT!

I had an arguement with my parents, to relieve stress I kinda repeatedly hit my head on a long blunt object. Then like blood started squirting down my head onto my lap (trust me, it was ALOT of blood). Everyone in the house was freaking out, mum was yelling at me not to get blood on the carpet.

So we go to the hospital and the doctor is examining me, and he first asks "so, did your father hit you?" so I said "no, i repeatedly hit my head on the door handle" he said back "have you ever done this previously?" so I say "yeah, I once also repeatedly headbutt someone until my head started bleeding" so he takes out this little light and he's examining my eyes so I said to him "don't worry if my eyes look drowsy, I'm an insomniac..." and he had the nerve to turn and say to me "don't worry kid, we're not going to be doing any tests on you for drugs".

EDIT: and this just in, my dad just calls me and instead of saying "how are you? feeling okay?" he says "you little punk, get down to the shop quick, we've got a stream of customers and I can't handle them all, get here NOW or when I get home I'm gonna show you what life without electronics is like!".

So there, that is all 100% fact, I don't know if it's funny but even though it was my head that was squirting blood all over my lap I still had time to laugh about it.

Oh and I looked more evil than ever with blood over my face! I looked like some sort of demonic sephiroth guy! You gotta try it too! Repeatedly hit your head on a blunt object and watch the transformation between a geek and a evil demon thingy!

dude....
that isn't a smart thing to do. not only did you lose blood, but every time you hit your head against something, you kill off some brain cells.

[gsninja]

Of course...

This moment was funny, but painful. When I was about 6 years old, I was playing with a piece of wood about a yard long and 1 1/2 inches thick. I threw it up in the air, but forsome reason, I stood there, preoccupied by something. The wood comes down and hits me right on the head. Somehow, it is amusing to think about how stupid I was...

[Mycarayne]

Nobody, on Mar 22 2005, 05:45 AM, said:

dude....
that isn't a smart thing to do. not only did you lose blood, but every time you hit your head against something, you kill off some brain cells.

Uh, this is Anubis we're talking about. He HAS no brain cells. lol
(Kidding)

Heh, one day I was playing pool, and I sunk 3 balls (all mine) in one hit. nNot very funny, but everyone was laughing. Probably out of amazement...

[Sol.Warrior]

Nobody, on Mar 21 2005, 09:45 PM, said:

that isn't a smart thing to do. not only did you lose blood, but every time you hit your head against something, you kill off some brain cells.

You only use 10% of your brain cells anyway so there's no worries.

[TobiasMar]

Well, Brain cells can't regenerate. Plus, if your not careful and lose too many brain cells, you = x_x

[Nemphtis]

Don't worry, I'm immortal. I'm also keeping my T-Shirt as a reminder, it's totally smuthered in Blood! So awesome! =D

[Kikuichimonji]

seriously, you guys need to have a break, it's just a joke

anyway

My friends mum absolutely hates swearing, so now every time I hear her mum sing the lyrics to greenday, she goes "...what's "flicked" up" and whenever it is "f*** you" she goes "flippy-floo"

quite embaressing for her really

[TobiasMar]

@Anubis: Well, if you want blood, use water + red food coloring. Its not real blood, but at least you won't lose blood paying with that, so its much safer..

Oh yeah, I once did that, poured it all over my hand so people would think I had bloody fingers. XD

[Kewne]

Right now I'm sitting in one of the school computer rooms and my friends are sitting like 2 feet away and chatting with each other.

[Nemphtis]

Woah. That's hillarious.







Not really, that's me being sarcastic by the way.

[Nobody]

One time in homeroom, my teacher caught a girl chewing gum in class. The funny part was the way she talked back to the teacher. It went something like this:
Teacher: What do you have in your mouth?
Girl: Nothing.
Teacher: Well, then come put "nothing" in the trash can!!

[Nemphtis]

So she walked up to the bin and spit out "nothing" and walked back to her seat and continued chewing? :angry:

[golden_djiin]

oh,thats good!XD

i was playing GS and i finnally beat saturos,menardi,and the fusion dragon,and i was at a restraunt(i get bored while waiting for food,so i bring my gameboy.),and the batteries fell out,and i yelled
NOOOOO!!! in public... :angry:

[Nobody]

Anubis, on Mar 23 2005, 10:56 PM, said:

So she walked up to the bin and spit out "nothing" and walked back to her seat and continued chewing? :angry:

no, she was stumped so she spat out her gum. Half of the class (including me) were laughing hard by the time that happened

[Nemphtis]

golden_djiin, on Mar 24 2005, 05:02 AM, said:

oh,thats good!XD

i was playing GS and i finnally beat saturos,menardi,and the fusion dragon,and i was at a restraunt(i get bored while waiting for food,so i bring my gameboy.),and the batteries fell out,and i yelled
NOOOOO!!! in public... :angry:

When I play my PSP in public I usually put the volume up Max so people notice it and nudge their friends/family and point at me.

That or the fact I look so gangsta' they just gotta point it out to their friends/family.

Either way, it's all ghood!

[Illidan]

Funny moments? I can honestly say I can't think of one.

Except the thing where my sister was stoned and things happened but you probably don't want to hear about that...lol. >_>

[Venus_Man1]

Well, I had one today. My brother and two of his friends were doing wrestling. I was the commentator with a girlfriend. And everybody was like:"Woooo, friend have a white shirt and tie!" And the ladies were like:"Oh, Fred. Handsome." And when my friends(about 20 people) were walking to their seats and they looked at me I said:"Take a look at greatness.*smile*" I just thought it was über fun.

[Nobody]

something happened in the car the car earlier today. On the way home, I was very hyper, and when dad stopped at a gas station, I let out an extremly high-pitch screech-like noise. Tobias (my brother; known on these forums as Gimli the Great) started cracking up like crazy.

[Izar]

i had a few, here's one that happened a few weeks ago.

Me and two firends were in Geometry class were in a group, and we laughed at EVERYTHING. It was hilarious. We started making wierd sounds and such. We me and one friend freaked the other friend out by scaring her and such. It was fun.

Another one is where me and another firend were walking down the road with glass cream soda and root beer bottles and quoting Pirates of the Caribbean stuff. We looked drunk, and two guys who saw us sent a report out to the sheriff. It said "Two teenagers were reported drunk Friday afternoon by two men on XXXX road. A search was sent, and the teenagers were not found." HAHAHA!

[Power Piers]

Ok...this was a conversation.
Kristin D: Geez Krystin, you eat wayyyy too much.
Krystin E: I know, I could go on for ages.
Kristin D: *Names off all this stuff Krystin E. ate on a field trip*
A while later...
Kristin D: Krystin, do you have a dog yet?
Joe: Why did she eat THAT too?!?!!

You HAD to be there...that was SOOOO funny.

[Nobody]

now THAT was was hilarious! XD
Anyways, the convo in GS2 when Jenna starts blushing is HILARIOUS! The reason I'm posting this is because I ran into that convo earlier today when replaying GS2.

[golden_djiin]

you mean where she says garet and CO instead of isaac and CO.then sheba says:
don't you mean isaac and co?

[Venus_Man1]

This is a "nerdy" one. (I hate Green Day and my friends hates Shawn Michael's theme)

Friends: *plays Green Day*
Fred: *unpluggs Headset while playing "Shawn Michael's Theme"* HA! Counter Attack! 30 Damage!

[Zxor]

That was kinda weird, and nerdy, you were right.

Kind of like this post, eh?. Once again, you MUST post something relevant to the topic. Another offence and you WILL be warned. - Riad

[TobiasMar]

Well, I remember once in kindergarden, when the teacher was talking and holding our folders, she accidentally dropped them. ROFL, that was hilarious.

[Nonsensical]

....

This happened to my Accounting teacher. I feel like sharing because the class got a good laugh out of it when he told us.

My Accounting teacher went on vacation to the coast with his wife. Some friends of theirs told them about a lighthouse. They decided to go see it.

When they followed their friends directions they saw the lighthouse in the distance but couldn't figure out how to get to it. They saw a beach next to it and decided to walk down the beach to get to the lighthouse.

They walked down the beach for awhile when they saw a young couple and realized. GASP! It was a nude beach.

The End

[Kewne]

I read in the newspaper about a thing that happened 2 days ago in a town not that far away from where I live(about a swedish mile, 10kilometers):


A man was going on the road outside his home, pointing a stick against some crows to scare them away(don't know if it worked). at the other side of the road, there was a school and someone saw the man. they called the police saying the man was carrying a gun and pointed it against people. the police came with nearly every policeman, swat patrols and they called a person from malmö(about 60-70 kilometers away from the place) that would act if there was a hostage situation. the man found a police car(they were parked hidden because it could have frightened him) and showed it was a stick.

It was funny reading it. and I almost fell of the chair when I laughed.

[Nobody]

Now that is hilarious! XD

Anyway, with today being April Fools day, I have two that I'll post:

During lunch, Tobias was being funny for a change (instead of being imature) and he took advantage of the field's numerous ant piles by telling people they were about to step on one, and then yelling "APRIL FOOLED!!"

In english class, the April Fools joke was the date written on the board. Everything was right except the year was "1992". It wasn't very funny, but at least my teacher had a sense of humor.

[TobiasMar]

Well, today in Social Studies, when this person was misbehaving, the teacher called him an "April Fool." Man, that was kinda funny XD

[Nobody]

At dinner, Tobias (who had been taking a nap since about 4 PM) woke up and came downstairs in his school uniform with his backpack. It was hilarious. It's ironic how it was dark outside but he though it was morning anyway.

[Sheba Windstorm]

Yesterday me and other two friends were at shopping, and we were looking for a place to eat o.o but the shopping was FULL and my friend CRASHED on the other girl! and the food fell on the ground O____O That as really funny XD except for the fact that me and my friends didn't ate nothing *sobs*

[Nobody]

at school, we got our yearbooks. During science class, the guy next to me was doodling on random people's photos in his yearbook. On one guy, he even drew a beard, which was hilarious-looking the way he did it.

[Manning sucks]

The other day, on the news I saw about Miss Wheelchair winner, She lost her crown because she was found standing up.

I find it amusing! :P ;)

Here is The Story

[phatrabbit]

lol i got 1 in my class for easterwe were painting eggs and then after school this guy named jonathan eats the egg and its soo discuzting <sry if i spelt that wrong<and then this guy took another egg cracked it open and stuffed it in a heater so the school would smell tmr and then we forgot about it for like a week and then we remembers so we went back to the heater opened it and the egg was stil there cept it was all black and shrived hahahhahha

also a short lame one my friend sat on the teachers chair and the teacher shouted at him for sitting on there and he farted sooooo loud hahahhah sooo funny :lol:

[Omega]

OMG! Was that Matt?

This is sorta funny I geuss but... when I was 5 years old I smashed my face into my sisters cake! Just like in the cartoons! :lol:

[Nobody]

phatrabbit, on Apr 6 2005, 04:41 PM, said:

also a short lame one my friend sat on the teachers chair and the teacher shouted at him for sitting on there and he farted sooooo loud hahahhah sooo funny :lol:

That's hilarious! What happened to him after that?
Anyways, this one happened a few years ago:
My dad was watching golf on TV, and then he told me to look at it. Tiger Woods was wearing the same shirt as I was (but obviously in a bigger size).

[Kewne]

for the last week i've called my brother "you're schizophrenic". yesterday we were going home and we were eating chips in the car. my mom said: can I and your dad have one chips each. so they got two. then my brother said:
can I also have one each. I gave him two and started laughing.

last week I said to him when we were eating dinner I said:
you're eating for two. I had to lock myself inside my room to prevent him from killing me(he wanted to do that).



schizophrenic: a person who has two personalities(like jim carrey in "me, myself and irene")

[l3lueMage]

ROFL KEWNE< OMG SO FUNNY XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[Nobody]

In Sunday school, my friend threw a frisbee over a fence. When he got it back, I accidentily threw it over another fence, but this time it went higher and further. The funny part was the same thing happening 2 times in a row.

[TheEnglishman]

Earlier today we were in a lesson and the teacher had been showing us something on his laptop and had the screen projected to the board. As he was telling us the work we had to do his screensaver popped up and it said " I love Westlife.' I think everyone laughed at that. ;)

[Nobody]

A similar thing heppened except it said "Are you a good kisser?" during math one time. I hate ads, but that one was so unexpected that it was funny.

Andway, once when my brother was playing "Help!" (by the Beatles), I wassaying things timed to make the song sound like "Help! I need some mental help!". And when the song said "Help me get my feet back on the ground," I did a handstand.

[Shinkenrui]

heres one
at lunch time me and my friends were playing dodge ball with a wrapped up ham sandwich and I overthrew and it hit the principal he picked it up said thanks and ate it then we used an orange and continued

[Nobody]

That's just hilarious, Shinkenrui. ;)
One time in science class, my brother was raising his hand and was about to "explode" (as if he knew the answer so well). When the teacher called on him, his answer was so wrong to the point that it was hilarious.

[Kewne]

Yesterday I saw this kid cycling like if he was drunk, he went far to the left, then far to the right and so on. I don't think he was drunk because he was only like 9-10. Then today when I was going to school I saw him again. He did the same thing so I didn't look at him. Then I heard a crash and the kid had cycled into a parked car. that was hilarious for me but I think the kid hurt himself pretty bad, he landed in the back.

and today we had a short story contest. the subject was hero. we had to read another class stories and one of them had written about a superhero(like superman) that lived in London. He saved a bank and got a reward of 10.000 dollars. That was funny when the others realized what was wrong(dollars in London).

[Nobody]

That guy really needs to learn more about currencies XD.

This happened in 5th grade, but I haven't posted it here yet. It was when one of my friends was playing with his food (animal crackers to be specific). He made one of the animals "die", and the the voice he was using for the animal said "It's hot in here." Everyone near who understood the joke (including me) was laughing pretty hard.

[TobiasMar]

Well, once in math class when I was bored, I entered the number "7734" on the calculator, flipped it upside-down (so it look liked it said "hELL"), and showed it to my friend, then he started making weird words with the calculator... lol

[Mars Djinni]

Today, a classmate said she chased a squirrel off when she was in hong kong. She later noticed that the squirrel fell down a nearby waterfall.

[TobiasMar]

This happened a few days ago in PE in kickball while I was outfield, and next to the second-base guy.
Okay, so I tapped him on the shoulder and then pointed behind as if there was something interesting to look at over there, and he turned around for a few seconds. Then, when he was still trying to look, I took second base (like grabbed the base) and started to run. When he saw what was happening, him and several other people were cracking up.

[TobiasMar]

I just remembered this now. It happened in 4th grade though.
Teacher: Cells divie by--
Kid (who is obviously a class clown): Ice cream!

[Nobody]

Whoops, that last post was by me (I should look at the top of the page before posting >_<). Another similar moment that happened the same day as the last posted one:

Teacher: By doing all your homework, you can win tickets to-
Kid (same kid as last time): Food fights!

I seriously think that kid has ADD...

[Mallick]

This isn't really a funny moment, but I was goofing around with my brother's calculators, it has a whole bunch that I (N00bishly) don't know how to use, and one of them turned out to be a dash on the screen thing.

I typed in "347-1337". XD

For those of you who don't know, it says "Eat leet" in leet.

[Nobody]

That's wierd, but funny.

Anyway, this happened just now. I was fooling around in Photoshop and I used a "stained glass" filter on one of my GSW screenshots. It was so funkitated-looking (meaning it looked nothing like the original in this case), that it was actually funny.

[TheEnglishman]

If any of you have seen my last post in this topic you may be surprised to hear that almost the exact same thing happened again. We were in a lesson and the teachers laptop screen was on the board. It goes to the screensaver which says 'Geek of the Week' I think someone is targeting their laptops!

[Nobody]

Today at school, one of my friends found a screw. He put it in his homework after it was checked, and then showed me. Then, he said "I think I screwed up my homework."

[Kewne]

Today, a friend was talking to her boyfriend on the phone. When it was just Bye left to say, she dropped the phone. It bounced on the floor and she picked it up, very embarrassed, saying bye to him.
That was fun.

[Nobody]

Today in english class, we had some free time. I came up with a joke and told my friend it. It went like this:
"Now that we have free time, we no longer need to buy it!"
He started cracking up after that. lol

[Mycarayne]

Heh I'll admit that's pretty clever for a 12 year old. If that IS your real age :)

Recent Funny Moment: {This response cannot be seen by anyone the age of 12. Sorry for this inconvenience}

[Mallick]

Someone's in a f***ing p**sy mood. Ooops? Did I say that out loud? XP

Hm..

This is very hypocritical of me, but don't swear PDM ^_^ - Agatio

[Zxor]

Yes, you did say that out loud, maybe you should edit that post, HINT HINT.


Funny moment:

Teacher: I want you to write in complete sentences.
Kid: You want us to write out incomplete sentences?

Ya, it was funny.

[Nobody]

lol, Zxor, that's a good one! What happened to the kid after that?
Anyway, once I was practicing my haftorah at school ('cause I had tuturing right after), and one of my friends wanted to see the paper. I let him have it, and he pretended to read it, making wierd/random sounds. He accidentily got one word right, and I was the only one who thought it was funny, as I'm the only one who can read Hebrew (correctly) in class, they don't know how to read it (everyone else except for my brother, who can't read it well anyway).

[TobiasMar]

Nobody, on Apr 22 2005, 09:40 PM, said:

Anyway, once I was practicing my haftorah at school ('cause I had tuturing right after), and one of my friends wanted to see the paper. I let him have it, and he pretended to read it, making wierd/random sounds. He accidentily got one word right, and I was the only one who thought it was funny, as I'm the only one who can read Hebrew (correctly) in class, they don't know how to read it (everyone else except for my brother, who can't read it well anyway).

Actually, I can read it well, I've improved at reading Hebrew this year. Please, don't speak for me. ^_^

[Elliott]

Stop arguing or I'll increase your warn levels. This isn't the first time today I have seen you 2 bicker.

A funny moment for me is last satuarday night when I had too much to drink and fell down this cliff/hill. Luckily another bloke was there and pulled me out ^_^ .

[Mallick]

You're sixteen and you're out drinking? Dude, get a night job.

Funny thing happened to me the other day.

I was talking to BLL on AIM the other day, and he was explaining something I did on an RPG that made me have some consequences for a day's time on the forums. I asked him "So, I'm f*cked?", and he responded "Yeah, all day."

I almost cried I was laughing so hard.

[Elliott]

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You're sixteen and you're out drinking? Dude, get a night job.

I worked last night 5-12pm, I'll be working tonight 5-12pm, and monday I'll be working 5-11pm monday. I do have a job, and I've saved up for plenty of things.
Like I said, it was a saturday night, no school the next day, and I was out with friends, real friends. =/ .

[Mallick]

I know, but you're sixteen and got away with drinking? How'd that happen?

Who's your friend of the legal age?

[Elliott]

Managers at work. Heck, a guy I work with is sixteen and supplied me lol.
Legal age here is 18 by the way.

[Lance]

I was at school, during lunch hour. I walked up to my friend, we said our "Hi's" and he started walking towards his locker, with me following him.

When we got to his locker, a kid was kicking it and punching it. So my friend says "Hey, that's my locker."

"Oh, sorry," The kid replies. He moves a couple lockers down, and proceeds to beat that locker up.

My friend turns to me, sighs and says "Welcome to my class."

Me, being the insanely clever and modestly perfect person I am ( ^_^ ) can only reply, "Where the average IQ is just below room temperature."

My friend broke out laughing.

[Nemphtis]

Well, last year my Dad told me to tidy my room. He's a jerk so he didn't care when I told him it's already spotless. So I walked into my room and started throwing everything everywhere. Walked back to my Dad and say;

"Okay, I just finished messing it up and I'm tired now. I'll tidy the room up next week."

My friends who were there at the time were laughing about it. *shrugs*

[TobiasMar]

Okay, so my school went on field trip today to Six Flags Amusement Park today (only the well-behaved students were able to go, and that included me). During lunch, while eating chicken tenders and drinking root beer, I belched 4times - The first 3 were big ones, and the last one was pretty small. However, right before my 2nd belch, I randomly said "I have an announcement!" Then I belched. My teacher thought that was pretty funny...

[Kewne]

Some weeks ago my friend was very proud, he had finally gotten a mobile phone. He had got it from his father or any other family member. He opened his pocket while saying: "It's got a color screen." He took it up. "The colors are green and black." He had a mobile that was 5 years old, or maybe even older.
The next day he was going to se how much he had on the phone(money). Another friend pressed the code that showed how much he had and he(phone owner) shouted: "I've got nearly 70kronor(about $10) on the phone." I at ones replied:
"That's more than it is worth." That was fun.

[Izar]

Funny moment... hmmm.

Me and a friend were throwing firecrakers, and the genius he is... He threw one on my shoe, blew the color off.

We stuck a bottom rocket in a sign, and shot it off, and the dude next door to the sign caught us, and I made British accent and he was freaked out, for some odd reason.

My keyboarding teacher thinks I hack and look at porn, when the internet was diconnected from our Keyboarding class.

We LOVE sticking smoke bombs in people's mail boxes and in covults. it's friggin' hilarious.

We chop down pine trees with machetes... Just for the heck of it.

Me and a friend took permanent markers and changed the 0's on a guy's mailbox to 8's :)

We also do tons of other things. IT"S FUNNY!

[Black Mage]

in social studies class, we were watching a movie and the main character was lost by himself in a forest. Then Dylan said "well, he hasnt lost the camera crew yet". Everyone cracked up

another time in socials class, i was just sitting in my chair, being bored. Then a kid tries to jump over another kids chair and falls on his face :)

as you can see, my socials class is pretty exciting

[Archimedes]

One time, about four days ago, at school (it's a Japanese Cathollic school) one of my friends randomly whispered, accidentely way too loudly, "Oi! Ore wa kinou no ohayo ni kiseru wo shima****a!" Om my gosh, we were laughing out loud! (That means, "Hey! This morning I did a train-pass-scam!" (thats when, coming out of the turn stiles to transfer/leave, you either jump the barrier or you just use a wrong pass (like using a train pass (JR) instead of a subway, etc.). So, my teacher heard it, and said, almost slyly, "Honto, Yoshida kun?" ("Oh, really, Master Yoshida?" In Japan, people generally call people not related or not a very close friend to them by their last name, as if it were their first; you say -san for elders and -kun for friends/younger people). Everyone in the class was laughing. I asked my friend later why he said that, and he said that is was because he was so proud that in conscience let him do that! He he, I'm still laughing (plus, in Japanese schools, unlike in some gaijin (foreighn) schools, talking in class will get you in BIG trouble; fortunately, my teacher thought it was funny, thus was in a good mood). I hope you guys get it; if not, then it must be a 'Japanese thing.'

[Izar]

Japanese Catholic school? Wow. Glad to meet ya, cuz I heard that's rare. Whoops, a bit off topic.

My life's pretty funny. I scared a guy to death when I told him that I found a dead body in my back yard... :) He was so gullible.

[Betrayer]

Izar, on May 14 2005, 01:29 PM, said:

Japanese Catholic school? Wow. Glad to meet ya, cuz I heard that's rare. Whoops, a bit off topic.

My life's pretty funny. I scared a guy to death when I told him that I found a dead body in my back yard... :) He was so gullible.

My brother actually did discover a dead body one day. >>;

When he was out biking.

[Archimedes]

Betrayer, on May 14 2005, 04:33 PM, said:

My brother actually did discover a dead body one day. >>;

When he was out biking.

Whoa. That is very scary. Where was he biking? Near the sea annexed to Alcatraz? Hmm.

Well, Japanese Catholic schools are becoming more and more common, since Jpan is being "Westernized." I don't wish my country to be, but....things change.

[Kewne]

In class one day we were sitting three friends talking about this stupid guy in the class and my friend said:
He loves everything with two legs.(he said he had a girlfriend though when we asked her she didn't even know who he was, and it has happened a couple of times)
I: He loves everything that is a mammal
Second friend: He loves everything with boobs.
First friend: Then robert(fat guy in the class) has to watch out.
That was very funny, especially when we told them both what was funny.

[Izar]

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Whoa. That is very scary. Where was he biking? Near the sea annexed to Alcatraz? Hmm.

Alcatraz is actually incredibly safe. Ever watch the History Channel?

Another funny thing... hmmm... Well, me and some friends through smoke bombs in the back of trucks as they went buy. Good thing they didn't freak out.

[Archimedes]

Izar, on May 15 2005, 12:23 PM, said:

Alcatraz is actually incredibly safe. Ever watch the History Channel?

Another funny thing... hmmm... Well, me and some friends through smoke bombs in the back of trucks as they went buy. Good thing they didn't freak out.

Haven't you heard the myths? There are legends that a very long time ago, criminals were given the chance to 'see the world, one last time', since most of them went to the jail for a lifetime. Some of them, not wanting to rot in jail, commited suicide by jumping into the sea (they were let out of a armoured vehicle, and led next to the sea). People say that, to discourage brigands from exiting to jail, they put mettel spickes, mines, etc. on the ocean floor. When they jumped into the God of Water, they were commited to Davy Jone's locker. He he, it may be, or may be not, a myth.

Also, didn't you ever get in trouble for putting smoke bombs on trucks\lockers? I wonder what your records are like.

[Elliott]

At work out the back there are endless funny moments.
Fights with the hose. Milk and egg fights (the powder stuff used in the flour... nvm). Just random crap, as well as throwing around brooms etc. Always gets a luagh :P .