[l3lueMage]

BERLIN (Reuters) - Police in Germany arrested a shoplifter who filled his trousers with 39 tubes of toothpaste, authorities in the western town of Dueren said on Wednesday.
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Police said store detectives in a supermarket chased the 37-year-old Uzbek after they saw him stuff the tubes into his pants, and forced him to hand over his booty.

"As far as I know, it was back on the shelves soon after," a police spokesman said.



Lawl wtf :B

This post has been edited by l3lueMage: 07 December 2005 - 04:55 PM

[Golden Djinn13]

He should go down in history as one of the worst robers ever in the history of the world. :(

That just made my day.

[Someone Else]

Wasn't there another criminal who tried to push a door open to make his escape when it said "Pull"?

And another who tried to grab some money in a car by putting his hand through a partly open window, but got his hand stuck? So he was just standing there with his hand in the window, when he could've just opened the car door (it was unlocked the whole time) and get it that way. :(

[Nemphtis]

Can you imagine telling people at prison how you got thrown into jail?

"I robbed a bank, had 2 million dollars in my bag, but the door wouldn't open. By the time I finally realised I had to PULL, not PUSH the police had already arrived..."

[l3lueMage]

LOL, I saw one on cops where the guy went to the store to eat cookies, they didnt catch him, but he came back a couple hours later, tried getting another box and they caught him lol..

[Golden Djinn13]

Anubis, on Dec 7 2005, 06:38 PM, said:

Can you imagine telling people at prison how you got thrown into jail?

Another statement that just made my day. :P

It seems that criminals these days just dont have what it takes. They forgotten
what its like to do :"ORGANIZED" crime. Tell me how a guy that robbed a jewelery store (In a city close to me) shot a bullet proof glass, and the bullet bounced back and hit him in his knee. All the while, he knew it was bullet proof. :(

[l3lueMage]

I bet alot of them have no life and do it for fun, and most likely hoping the cops will understand it was a joke or something o.o;

[I'm Always BROKE]

O_o; Stealing toothpaste...
k... That's weird. Did he got in jail for that?

[l3lueMage]

yea he got arrested, so im assuming he went to jail

[Echo_djinn]

l3lueMage, on Dec 7 2005, 05:55 PM, said:

BERLIN (Reuters) - Police in Germany arrested a shoplifter who filled his trousers with 39 tubes of toothpaste, authorities in the western town of Dueren said on Wednesday.
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Police said store detectives in a supermarket chased the 37-year-old Uzbek after they saw him stuff the tubes into his pants, and forced him to hand over his booty.

"As far as I know, it was back on the shelves soon after," a police spokesman said.
Lawl wtf :B

One word is only needed to sum up this mans actions. Amateur.

[Mallick]

Bluemage, or if someone else posted it and I'm an idiot, you made my day. =)

[I'm Always BROKE]

Why even steal toohpaste? I would go for chewing gum or anything like that. o.O;

[Werebarrret/St Jimmy]

I used to habe a book called " World's dumbest criminals"

One guy attempted to rob a store armed with a frozen hot dog.

[TheEnglishman]

Werebarrret/St Jimmy, on Dec 9 2005, 03:24 PM, said:

I used to habe a book called " World's dumbest criminals"

One guy attempted to rob a store armed with a frozen hot dog.

Can you imagine if the cops arrived and tried to negociate with him? "Drop the hotdog now!"

[Werebarrret/St Jimmy]

There was another thing in that book about a lady who changed her lottery ticket to win a $20 prize.


She had the winning numbers for the 100,000$ prize.

[TheEnglishman]

Surely you'd check to see if you'd got a prize before changing the numbers? I'd hate for that to happen to me. Then again I doubt I'd be that stupid.

[Lightning Star]

I love stupid criminals. they make you laugh. there was a guy I heard about this morning that robbed a store, then he realized he lost his cell phone. well the police found it. But he called the cell, and the police picked it up saying he could pick it up at the customer service desk (at the store he robbed). when he got there, they were waiting with handcuffs :o

This post has been edited by lightningstar: 13 December 2005 - 07:25 PM