The Insanity Asylum
#1
Posted 15 April 2006 - 03:35 PM
If you'll follow me, I'll give you a grand tour.
The Explosives Room - Be careful in here... a lot of unstable stuff. We have three people that run this place... all are dead right now so we are looking for new occupants! Your only job is to make massive bombs of destruction for fun.
Munitions Depot - This is where our weapons are created so we can mutilate ourselves or kill other people. We need one blacksmith right now... the last one decided he wanted to take a bat hin the boiling metal.
Drugs'R'Us - We need two 'doctors' to run the pharmacy. No skimming off of the top... too much. Make sure you overdoes everyone and give them the exact opposite of what they need. Our motto here is 'If it doesn't kill them, they don't need it!'
The Pie room- PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE COO-*gets shot*
Squirell Wars- Watch Squirells fight each other. Watch them eat each other. Watch them have......
Never mind.
Well, that's just about it for now. The rest of the building was destroyed the last time I made this topic... so I have to rebuild part of it. Damn FPU for decided he wanted to test a Nuke insde the Asylum....
*This Asylum is property of Blackened Soul of Gamefaqs as of 1/15/2005*
Except for the pie room and some other stuff.
#2
Posted 15 April 2006 - 07:31 PM
WTF is the point of this topic anyway?.......okay. once I'm done making an exploding pie that actually tastes good, I'd like to spend my time in the Munitions depot.
I will become a resident to this facility. XDD
#3
Posted 16 April 2006 - 01:34 AM
#6
Posted 16 April 2006 - 09:35 AM
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And a flat rate of -$6.74 an hour!
It's a deal! And nobody is allowed to call MY boss a ripoff! If I hear one more bad word about him... OFF WITH YOUR HEAD!
#7
Posted 16 April 2006 - 10:22 AM
Prescribe something to someone. And make sure you follow the rules!
#8
Posted 16 April 2006 - 02:41 PM
#9
Posted 16 April 2006 - 08:42 PM
That'll be 500$ bub.
#10
Posted 17 April 2006 - 12:35 PM
#12
Posted 17 April 2006 - 01:32 PM
#17
Posted 22 April 2006 - 11:20 AM
My name is DiddyKong and I'd like to apply for the function of an employer of The Pie room.
I have lotsa experience with pie, I eat it 3 times a day and I can almost even bake them.
I studied for 5 years at the Pie College and I always got straight A's. Also Im not affraid to commit suicide.
I surely hope to get the job and go see your sexy pies as soon as possible.
Kind regards,
DiddyKong
PS: GIMME TEH PIE DAMMIT! :o
#18
Posted 23 April 2006 - 04:35 AM
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Ehh... Yeah, I know, it was a joke, meaning I AM going to put some white powder!?
Anyway, who wants some poisonous mushrooms!?!?
#19
Posted 23 April 2006 - 09:03 AM
Try making ita bgit more insane.
#20
Posted 26 April 2006 - 04:39 AM
#21
Posted 26 April 2006 - 11:09 AM
Hgpaoiehpagehpaoiehgapioweh
#22
Posted 28 April 2006 - 03:29 PM
If you could tone down on the insanity just a bit, that would be great.
This post has been edited by Mars Djinni: 28 April 2006 - 05:57 PM
#23
Posted 28 April 2006 - 06:14 PM
Okay, I'll add one explosive pie to that happy meal...Enjoy!!
#24
Posted 29 April 2006 - 06:46 PM
I wanna be a doctor cos i wanna kill people. I even have my own supply of donkey poop to put into the "drugs"
#26
Posted 12 May 2006 - 03:40 PM
#28
Posted 23 May 2006 - 09:41 PM
* mixes chlorine tablets and alchohol in mouth *
#30
Posted 24 May 2006 - 08:48 AM
#31
Posted 24 May 2006 - 11:47 AM
And if you want people to say blah Ivan is my name, then make a blah topic! Oh, I shouldn't have said that right?
#32
Posted 24 May 2006 - 01:43 PM
#34
Posted 25 May 2006 - 10:07 AM
#37
Posted 08 February 2008 - 10:16 PM
#38
Posted 08 February 2008 - 10:22 PM
Well, you'll have to run it by the Senses taker, as well as the remote control litter box, and the toilet with herpes, but I think we have room.
#39
Posted 08 February 2008 - 10:24 PM
#40
Posted 08 February 2008 - 10:25 PM
#42
Posted 09 February 2008 - 09:08 AM
Hmm, I'll take, a gram of your finest Cocaine, and, OHH, ya, some of that Ecstasy right there. Let me take a look at the Heroin. *Looks at the Heroin*. Ya, I'll take it. Oh, and can't forget the acid. If I'm going to be here for a while, I could need alot. Give me 50 tabs.
#57
Posted 12 February 2008 - 12:20 AM
#58
Posted 12 February 2008 - 03:47 AM
#63
Posted 30 May 2008 - 12:02 AM
Someday, I'll fijnish the lamppost, and I shall return.
And then I'll have to atone for my affaird with the jar of peanut butter.
But the full moon will rise at high noon.
#65
Posted 30 May 2008 - 12:05 AM
Sorry, I'm ramblinb.
And if I'm rambling, yourhead is likely exploded.
Together, we can overthrow Demon Cosby
#68
Posted 30 May 2008 - 12:20 AM
Werebarrret/St Jimmy, on May 29 2008, 11:02 PM, said:
Someday, I'll fijnish the lamppost, and I shall return.
And then I'll have to atone for my affaird with the jar of peanut butter.
But the full moon will rise at high noon.
Do I have share command with him?
And yes. The moon is on hotsauce.
#79
Posted 02 August 2008 - 02:31 AM
Zeypher, on Aug 2 2008, 01:29 AM, said:
http://www.goldensun-syndicate.net/forum/i...showtopic=12590
#80
Posted 02 August 2008 - 02:33 AM
*scooby snack*
#86
Posted 02 August 2008 - 03:15 AM
Which isn't a bad thing.
#88
Posted 02 August 2008 - 03:23 AM
#94
Posted 22 April 2009 - 12:31 AM
Okay not really. But I thought about it.
#96
Posted 22 April 2009 - 04:16 PM
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