Muhaha.
#1
Posted 24 May 2006 - 09:08 AM
I am prone to typos, sarcasm, and just plain idiocy.
NOW WORSHIP ME MORTALS. *is shot*
#2
Posted 24 May 2006 - 09:24 AM
For the record, God is me.
Welcome to the forums.
(Another new member!)
#3
Posted 24 May 2006 - 09:30 AM
#4
Posted 24 May 2006 - 09:37 AM
I've been meaning to join for a while... I just kept forgetting. It's weird that's it's taken me so long to actually join a GS forum, seeing as I've been playing since about a week after the first game was released. xD
#5
Posted 24 May 2006 - 09:38 AM
As long as you eventually joined, we're all happy.
#6
Posted 24 May 2006 - 09:43 AM
Welcome!
#11
Posted 24 May 2006 - 09:53 AM
Anyways here is the detailed plan of how Canada would take over Britain.
First, we put away a couple of nukes in Ottawa, but nobody knows we have them. Then, we send our prime minister to go shake hands with Tony Blair and have a great conversation. Then we give Britain seventeen billion dollars to do whatever they want. All of a sudden, we're Britain's best friends again. Then, on Christmas Day, we send a sniper to kill Blair when he opens his first present on Christmas. We also send an assassin to kill his family. Both the assassin and sniper have American flags on their suits. After the prime minister's family is killed, Britain goes to Canada for support. We give them more money and they get a new government. Then we send the assassin and the sniper back to kill the queen. Then, when Sir Charles becomes the king, we send the nukes over to Britain, bury them deep underground and set a timer so that exactly when they put the crown on Charles' head, Britain blows up.
Then we take over and call it Canada's FunWorldThemePark.
It can have a ferris wheel!
#12
Posted 24 May 2006 - 10:10 AM
Also you would have to be worst person on earth to assassinate the queen. She's just so nice!
#13
Posted 24 May 2006 - 10:28 AM
And hello there.
#14
Posted 24 May 2006 - 11:17 AM
Sea_of_Time, on May 24 2006, 04:53 PM, said:
Anyways here is the detailed plan of how Canada would take over Britain.
First, we put away a couple of nukes in Ottawa, but nobody knows we have them. Then, we send our prime minister to go shake hands with Tony Blair and have a great conversation. Then we give Britain seventeen billion dollars to do whatever they want. All of a sudden, we're Britain's best friends again. Then, on Christmas Day, we send a sniper to kill Blair when he opens his first present on Christmas. We also send an assassin to kill his family. Both the assassin and sniper have American flags on their suits. After the prime minister's family is killed, Britain goes to Canada for support. We give them more money and they get a new government. Then we send the assassin and the sniper back to kill the queen. Then, when Sir Charles becomes the king, we send the nukes over to Britain, bury them deep underground and set a timer so that exactly when they put the crown on Charles' head, Britain blows up.
Then we take over and call it Canada's FunWorldThemePark.
It can have a ferris wheel!
Sir Charles? That's the wrong title, for one thing. :)
#15
Posted 24 May 2006 - 11:28 AM
Anyway, Greetings Ms. Bexie, and welcome to this place we call GSSF.
Hope you have a nice time!
#16
Posted 24 May 2006 - 11:39 AM
Well anyways, welcome to the club!
#20
Posted 24 May 2006 - 07:42 PM
Just as a heads up, my officers like MD will be spying on you to make sure you don't run away from this place.
ONCE YOU GET IN, THERE IS NO ESCAPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)
:P
#21
Posted 24 May 2006 - 07:52 PM
#22
Posted 24 May 2006 - 10:33 PM
#23
Posted 25 May 2006 - 06:54 AM
anyway huzzah invasion of the brits. Mmmexcellent :)
#24
Posted 25 May 2006 - 07:08 AM
For one thing, the american sniper would actualy get the job done. As apposed to the canadian sniper, who would miss, then apologise openly for it........"eh"
#26
Posted 25 May 2006 - 07:57 AM
Quote
I like how you're aware of your faults.
Anyway: Hi new girl.
Edit: boy do I feel like an idiot
#28
Posted 25 May 2006 - 04:40 PM
Golden Djinn13, on May 25 2006, 02:42 AM, said:
Just as a heads up, my officers like MD will be spying on you to make sure you don't run away from this place.
ONCE YOU GET IN, THERE IS NO ESCAPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)
:P
SIR YES SIR! x3
Haha, I won't be going anywhere. xD You'll probably end up begging me to leave before long. MUHAHAHHA.
That's my evil laugh. been working on it a while. x3
Sea_of_Time, on May 25 2006, 07:16 PM, said:
Ahh, s'all good. I have a great Aunt who lives in Canada. With her thirteen children. And over 20 grandchildren. o.O;;
Never met her, but she sounds mental. xD
pHantOm, on May 25 2006, 02:17 PM, said:
:(
Hello i'm Mark
Want sex now? =O
O.O;;; xD
#29
Posted 25 May 2006 - 06:09 PM
#37
Posted 26 May 2006 - 09:47 AM
mebbe that's just me though
And yes brits have very smexeh accents. Apparently I sound posh but I reckon my accents kinda c0ckney. I dunno :)
#43
Posted 30 May 2006 - 12:56 PM
It will be just like your first day in high school :rolleyes:
#44
Posted 01 June 2006 - 02:54 AM
Infact.
The southern hemisphere owns you all.
#45
Posted 01 June 2006 - 07:53 AM
Bexie, on May 26 2006, 09:55 PM, said:
No need to be scared, Im actually a pretty nice guy when you get to know me. I have a tendancy to flame people I dislike like split and toasty, because they are annoying little brats that dont care they have ruined these forums.
My name is Mark Rhodes, Im 18, I have a girlfriend, I work at Target, Im going to PennState University as a DOS till I have all the IST courses to be accepted into the major, and I enjoy long walks on the beach and hours on the phone talking with my girlfriend. I play ice hockey, but I quit the school team since I was too busy. I have a myspace, if you have one im thereluctantone.
Oh
I play MapleStory
you should too
play Scania
its fun
I can KS for you
if im not afk
Im talking like im on MSN
because im bored
And im tired
I love you all
#47
Posted 01 June 2006 - 01:28 PM
"Would you like a shmoke and a pancake?" xD
#48
Posted 02 June 2006 - 07:05 AM
#49
Posted 02 June 2006 - 05:55 PM
Damn you, Mike Myers!
#50
Posted 02 June 2006 - 07:16 PM
If I had a dollar for every time someone thought I was German though... I'd be a damn rich boy. And I don't even sound German - I sound like an Australian, funnily enough.
#51
Posted 03 June 2006 - 11:26 AM
#52
Posted 08 June 2006 - 01:35 PM
Sea_of_Time, on May 24 2006, 04:47 PM, said:
Dont eat Britain, or we eat your stomach. Or worse. Eat us= no Dr who. Dont want that, do we? By the way, you're master plan aint gonna work. No guns allowed in Britain!!
Bexie, on May 24 2006, 04:49 PM, said:
We have Dr Who =D you have crappy american idol. We win you lose goodbye the end.
#53
Posted 09 June 2006 - 12:31 PM
FlamingDuck, on Jun 3 2006, 06:26 PM, said:
Someone thought I was Indian once. Dude, HOW do I look Indian?!
Well, they didn't say it to me. And they didn't say "Indian" either. I was walking home with one of my friends, and her step-dad saw us. And apparantly when my friend got in her house, her step-dad said to her "Who's the Paki?"
He was a ****ing rascist ******* (excuse my French).
One I get far more often is "Are you Italian?"
Haha, with a surname like Bishop, how am I even remotely Italian? xD
Ivan is my name, on Jun 8 2006, 08:35 PM, said:
We have Dr Who =D you have crappy american idol. We win you lose goodbye the end.
Yes. Dr. Who pwnz all. ;)
And American Idol, however crap it may be, is still copying the British idea of "Pop Idol".
They also copied our "Robot Wars", but they called it "Battlebots" instead.
The Americans even manganed to ruin Doctor Who. Back in 1999 they made the crappest movie ever about Doctor Who.
Damn Yanks. Get your own TV ideas!
#55
Posted 10 June 2006 - 12:56 PM
#56
Posted 11 June 2006 - 02:56 AM
#58
Posted 12 June 2006 - 12:06 AM
Bexie, on May 24 2006, 04:08 PM, said:
Look b*tch, never steal the lines of Anubis. Only I can be the Godly figure who overshadows this forum. But, if you want to steal my title; you must perform the sacred ritual, which involves sleeping with me and beating me on Xbox Live in order to become the new Dark Overlord of GSSF. Let me know when you're ready to do that and I shall prepare the bed, and the Xbox for the event...
Oh, and welcome aboard.
#60
Posted 12 June 2006 - 08:14 AM
Anubis, on Jun 12 2006, 01:06 AM, said:
Oh, and welcome aboard.
You have just....one hitch in your plan.
What if a guy wants to be Dark Overlord of GSSF.
#65
Posted 14 June 2006 - 07:46 AM
#66
Posted 16 June 2006 - 03:00 AM
Keep your mortal ideas for your own mortal ass, punk.
#67
Posted 16 June 2006 - 03:19 AM
#68
Posted 16 June 2006 - 05:38 PM
#70
Posted 17 June 2006 - 12:05 PM
For the record, I don't think I'm better than everyone else because of my post count, and I don't want any of you thinking that I do.
#71
Posted 17 June 2006 - 12:45 PM
#76
Posted 19 June 2006 - 07:53 AM
#77
Posted 19 June 2006 - 09:09 AM
Oh, by the way, I just really need to say the word Bondage.
"Bondage."
#79
Posted 19 June 2006 - 05:39 PM
No? Then what the f*ck are we all doing in here?
#80
Posted 20 June 2006 - 12:57 PM
@Anubis, read my last post in this topic.