[Toasty]

* rocks out on drums *

[Split Infinity]

I can double paradiddle faster than you! *hands go into a blur*

[Toasty]

You don't even know what that is. I can do a latin paradiddle.

[Split Infinity]

How do you know what I know?

[Toasty]

Because I'm psychic.

[Split Infinity]

No, you're not.

[Toasty]

YES, I AM.

[Split Infinity]

Oh, now there's a real snappy comeback. Not.

[Mindpatch]

*rocks out again* YEAH!

[TheEnglishman]

Woo?

[Sea of Time]

The DJ is lonely on his dance floor.

[Saturos S.]

Maybe you should press the unmute button. :P

[Split Infinity]

Is anyone going to see that new movie Click, starring Adam Sandler?

[Saturos S.]

Now don't kill the topic with Adam Sandler.

So how about some drinks and nachos over here?

[Sea of Time]

If this topic was real, I'd be eating nachos all day.

[Saturos S.]

*eats nachos* Who wants the super-duper hot sauce?

[Split Infinity]

Damn customers, stop stealing my foodibles and not paying for them.

And the super-duper hot sauce is coming right up. *drops chilli in blender*

[Saturos S.]

Here five bucks.

NOW CLEAN THAT FLOOR!

[Sea of Time]

THEN GET DOWN AND BOOGIE!!!

DO IT NOW!!!

[Split Infinity]

*runs and jumps off wall* HOLY!!

[Sea of Time]

*does something from a Black Eyed Peas video*

WHOA!

[Toasty]

Turn up teh radio.

[Dasius]

Whoa this place is crazy...
*hands Aqua ten*
any more jobs available? what about a techy those discolights need repairing

[Split Infinity]

I don't need you, or your money. *takes tenner and walks away*

[TheEnglishman]

I'd say I'm surprised that this is back, but I'm really not.

[Split Infinity]

I wouldn't say it's back. Just temporarily revived. Topics inevitably die after a week or two.

[Toasty]

<< >>......*shoots topic*

[Split Infinity]

Do you want fries with that?

[Aquamarine]

I've got an idea! Let's play this little game...

I've hidden a bomb somewhere in the club. I know exactly where it is. It will explode in 4 days. You try and guess where it is. If you don't guess the whole building will explode and then this topic can never be posted in again. Now start searching!

[Dasius]

SoT's mixing desk

[Mindpatch]

*Roqs aut* Yeah!

[TheEnglishman]

Clearly Mindpatch doesn't mind that somebody set up us the bomb.
I bet it's been hidden in Split. We better kill him just to be safe. *Loads shotgun*

[Mindpatch]

If we don't find it we'll cheat anyways, we have the moderators on our side.

[Aquamarine]

Nope. Keep guessing!

And I didn't understand the *Roqs aut* that Mindpatch kindly posted. What the heck did he mean by that!?

[TheEnglishman]

*Roqs aut* = *Rocks out* I think.

[Saturos S.]

He's the local drummer, I'd say behind the bar. AND DON'T CHANGE IT!

[Aquamarine]

I won't change it! And it's not behind the bar. Don't forget the this night club has many rooms and many kinds of rooms, some logical and some not so logical.

[Mindpatch]

It's in the bomb room thingy!
And I'm the local guitar player in the band. ><

[Aquamarine]

Eh... This isn't the kind of building that will have a "bomb room thingy". So keep guessing!

[Toasty]

IT'S IN MY BELLEH!!.......And I'm the drummer. Anyone seen that Austin Powers/ Direct TV commercial with mini me?

[Aquamarine]

It's not in your belleh. Tommorow's the big day guys? May I remind you? You will hear a loud bang.

[TheEnglishman]

*Leaves club temporarily* I'll bring supplies for the survivors!

[Aquamarine]

Good idea Me111! Oh, look, there's my helicopter!
*flies away*

[Toasty]

It looks like the bomb was in the helicachopter that he took off in. Were saved.....!

[Aquamarine]

Now don't forget I choose where the bomb is.



And it ISN'T in the helicopter!

[Toasty]

Yes it is...I found it and put it there without you knowing.

[Aquamarine]

Yeah right...

Anyway...

*KA-BOOOOOOOOM*

All is lost people.

[Mindpatch]

Yeah... so where was it?

[TheEnglishman]

*Wanders back in* Hey guys! I got some hotdogs and... oh you're all dead.

Ah well.

[FlamingDuck]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v734/flamingduck33/cow.png

Yes, you're is spellt wrong. Don't correct it please.

[Saturos S.]

MY CLUB!!!

O well, now it's an outdoor club, aka in the open air.

It's summer anyway..., we'll just build a small beach bar and... we're back in buisness.
*starts building the beach bar*

[TheEnglishman]

So the club's expanding now. Must be pretty successful.

[Toasty]

You forget that I put the bomb on Aqua's helicopter without anyone knowing..........Hey! a beach bar!

[TheEnglishman]

Everyone just ignored the bomb. We're all too busy at the new beach bar!

[Toasty]

Well I'm gonna go surfing. See ya!

[Saturos S.]

*done building*

Anyone have any ideas for which drinks/meals/snacks we should serve?

[Toasty]

* back from surfing ( the web, that is ) *

WE NEED MARGARITA'S!

[Toasty]

*Le Bump!*
Man this is old. But I picked the perfect name!

[Caael]

Any chance this topic could be merged with the other nightclub topic?

[Toasty]

Hmm...not likely. They really much different, and it would look confusing. We could just let it die again, unless someone wants it to stay here.

[Aquamarine]

Oi you, music guy, play some music foo!!

[Caael]

Or let it die. THe other one is better.

[FlamingDuck]

This is the other night club I rememeber! ZOMG! It lives!

[Aquamarine]

*Throws Caael and FD out*

You didn't give me a tenner.

[Sea of Time]

I miss Fight Club now. :D

[Caael]

Fight club did, and still does rule. It gives people chances to kill mods without being banned or warned. Not.. that I ever... Killed a mod.

[Toasty]

Yeah, uhuh. Sure. *put's spot light and sign that says "I Killed a Mod!" on Caael*

[Sea of Time]

How dare you!

*steals spotlight and shines on self*

BASK IN MY GLORIOUS GLOW!

[Split Infinity]

My night club is pwnage. The original. The best. To argue would be fruitless. We do not serve fruit.

[Toasty]

Yeah? Well it's still a rip off none the less. Everything you do is a rip off of something! Even if it's origonal! j/k....sort of...

[Split Infinity]

Sorry Toasty, we don't serve origono either.

[Toasty]

Yeah, no kidding.

[Caael]

No sh!t, Sherlock.

[l3lueMage]

o_O Hi

[Caael]

Hello. I know you! No I dont.

[l3lueMage]

lol, but I know you RAWR!

[FlamingDuck]

*parties*

Woooooooo. Are we having a good time. Thats right. Party.

^That's our DJs at our school dances...

[Split Infinity]

I'm going to spam, and there's nothing you can do to stop me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!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[Toasty]

We could slap you to death with wet noodles. *noodles*

[Aquamarine]

Or dry noodles. *noodles*

[Split Infinity]

Dry noodles need steamin'.

[Toasty]

*steams dry noodles* *slaps Split with noodles*

[Hotshot101]

here ya go Toasty 1 truck of steamed noodles ready to go

*brings around the dump truck of steamed noodles and dumps them on split*

[Toasty]

Nononononononono. We're supposed to slap him with them! Good idea though. *slaps Split with a hundred wet noodles of death*

[Hotshot101]

don't worry they all slapped him on the way down *makes a machine that constantly slapsplit with the noodles

[Split Infinity]

Oodles of noodles!

[Toasty]

....that was.....unorigonal.....*slaps with noodle*

[Hotshot101]

*pulls out a mega noodle and slaps split with it* i have to agree you picked that up from some dorky show

[Saturos S.]

Come on... at least flavour the noodles when you slap with them.

*puts a can of tomato sauce on the table*

[Hotshot101]

*puts the tomato sauce on the noodles and goes noodle slapping Kon-fu on split*

hows that?

[Saturos S.]

Much better! :P

Just please clear up the mess behind you.

[Toasty]

No, I didn't get noodle slapping off of a show, I made it up myslef (or picked it from ye olde GSSF topics).
And you don't use tomato sauce, you use cheese. It's much more painfuul. Especially if they're lactose intolerant! *slaps Split with cheesey noodle*

[Aquamarine]

I'm bored of this noodle stuff...
*Goes away*

[Hotshot101]

Mr.T, on Oct 20 2006, 05:13 PM, said:

No, I didn't get noodle slapping off of a show, I made it up myslef (or picked it from ye olde GSSF topics).
And you don't use tomato sauce, you use cheese. It's much more painfuul. Especially if they're lactose intolerant! *slaps Split with cheesey noodle*

*dips the tomato sauce noodles in cheese* *goes on a split slapping noodle rampage*


okay there you go a ton of cheese noodles slapping split

[Toasty]

Okay, I'm satisfied. Now we have to slap him with outdated fish.....

[Hotshot101]

lol outdated fish well okay *drops noodles and grabs a ton of stinky salmon from the garbage and slaps split with it*

[Saturos S.]

I hope that split takes regular baths or showers. Otherwise he's going to smell like hell. (It rimes! n.n)

[Hotshot101]

ya i agree with ya but he is going to need to burn his clothese after this *puts on a nose plug and gives split a bath in stinky fish and slaps him as well*

[Toasty]

Okay, he's been stinkified. Now we'll need a temporary barman. I mean, come on. Who's gonna buy drinks from a guy who smells like last months catch of the day?

[Hotshot101]

ya your right but i stinkified him so bad its like a skunk sprayed him so hold on *gets a tomato juice bath and dumps split into* oh ya better put this in the closet for privacy *puts it in closet*

[Saturos S.]

Uhmm... Toasty, are you up for the job?

[Caael]

Well I haven't been here in ages. Martini on the rocks please.

[Sea of Time]

How can Night Club be closed and this remain open?

[Caael]

Because they're kinda the same topic. Who gives a damn about age limits, I WANT MY MARTINI!

[Sea of Time]

Well I'm not the bartender. *silence*

Wow, it's quiet in here. *spits in spitoon*

[Caael]

* throws up in punch* THE PUNCH HAS BEEN SPIKED!

[Sea of Time]

Spiked with vomit. How appetizing.

[Caael]

Indeed it is.

[Hotshot101]

Well since i am done beating up split i will just round up some Mozzerella sticks and some rum.

[Caael]

What joy. I have an idea. * drinks sake* I HAVE TEH SAKE! * runs*

[Saturos S.]

You know what, let's make it selfservice. It's easier getting laid that way. ;)

*Pours a Jack Daniels and sits on sofa*

[Hotshot101]

okay and i guess its all free to. *grabs rum and plops himself in front of the tv*

[Saturos S.]

It's digital, you can get everything free that way. ;)

[Hotshot101]

OH YES *runs back and steals 3 pounds of cheese sticks and a gallon of maranara sauce*

[Saturos S.]

It's not called stealing when it was free in the first place. ;)

[Hotshot101]

I am kidding about the steal part but now i get yo feast on all these sticks lol.

[Toasty]

Saturos Striker, on Oct 27 2006, 01:10 PM, said:

Uhmm... Toasty, are you up for the job?

Oh, sorry. I was too lazy to post here. ;)

.....well it looks like it's been self serve for a while now. Ah, well, now it's like a pimped out bachelor pad. I SHALL DESIGN A BACHELOR PAD TO END ALL BACHELOR PADS!.....Tommorow. I'm too tired. It's 1:49AM and I have school tommorow......no wait, today. Darn it......*grabs a beer*

[Caael]

Okay then. Self service I hear?

* shoves head under the ice cream machine and holds lever* Graaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

BRAINFREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZE! * collapses on the floor having a breakdown*

[Hotshot101]

*just steps on caael not even caring she is on the floor and orders pizza*

I am ordering pizza and i ain't paying.

[Caael]

I am MALE! It even says under my posts. I am insulted.

[Mindpatch]

I have el returnedo!

*ROCKS OUT!*

[Hotshot101]

Caael, on Nov 7 2006, 01:02 PM, said:

I am MALE! It even says under my posts. I am insulted.

I can never tell by just looking at a message board post.

*gets the pizza from the pizza man and punches him in the face*

[Toasty]

No need for violence! That is for the Fight Club!....which was closed.....darnit. *gives the pizza man a tip*
So, what are we all doin' today? Doesn't look like we have any customers comming anytime soon. *turns on "pimp my ride"*

[Saturos S.]

Hotshot101, on Nov 7 2006, 09:27 PM, said:

I can never tell by just looking at a message board post.

*gets the pizza from the pizza man and punches him in the face*

NO FIGHTING! One more agressive action by you and we're kicking you out. I remember recruiting bouncers when this topic first started. I believe Aquamarine was one of them.

[Toasty]

Yeah, it was him and PDM.
I am so bored. This place needs a fancy new videogame system! *asks a guy to make another Xbox 360p*

[Hotshot101]

Think they all left though last i looked may have to hire some more.

[Saturos S.]

Didn't we once have a gaming corner? Of course that was before it became a beach club and then back to building.

O well, and hotshot, I could kick you out myself if you pushed me.

[Hotshot101]

Nah i just attacked that pizza guy cause he cussed at me.

[Saturos S.]

No reason, you're on the red list boy. *tells bouncer #1 to follow him*

[Toasty]

A guy modded a 360 into a laptop, and thus, became the 360p. It's pretty sweet, go here to see it.

Now where's that pizza....*rubs hands together, licks lips*

[Hotshot101]

Its right over there (points). Now umm how did these little kids get on my back. *gets thwapped in the head by children and the pizza guy wanting revenge*

[Toasty]

Wow. *brushes cobwebs out of face* This place has really run down. Again. Can someone turn on the lights?.....and who didn't refrigerate the pizza?!?

[Saturos S.]

My other beatiful topic. What happened to you.

Let's start hiring a new staff.
Who wants to be a bouncer? or a barman?

[FlamingDuck]

Oh, dibs on barman!

[Toasty]

I thought I was the barman. I've been standing here at the barcounter for a good few months, frozen in time, and staring at an old, crusty,decaying pizza that someone forgot to refridgerate.

[Saturos S.]

Two barmen then.... barman position is filled.

Uhmm... bouncers, visitors, pr manager, welcoming guy.

[Toasty]

.....Anyone want a drink?

[Saturos S.]

Sure, get me a swedish hot coco with something extra in it.

I'm going to make the job list.

Janitor, Sports promoter, Spa manager, dish washer, barwomen, waiter, club accountant, local musician, public relations manager, otherwise entertainer etc.

All free!

[Toasty]

Alrighty then! Here's your swedish hot cocoa with a little bit of rum and nutmeg:

http://static.flickr.com/44/107804941_c6d9b3f53f_o.jpg

[Saturos S.]

Dayum, that looks good. That VIP part isn't joking.

[Caael]

I wanna be the welcoming guy. Let me prove my skills

' Buy something or get out'

[Toasty]

Saturos Striker, on Jan 29 2007, 08:50 AM, said:

Dayum, that looks good. That VIP part isn't joking.

I do my best sir. -_-

[Aquamarine]

*throws Toasty out* Barmen are not allowed in.

[Saturos S.]

Aha, so you're still the bouncer.

And aqua, no throwing out staff members.

Which reminds me, we need guests. Let's make some subliminal message advertising.

[Toasty]

*stands up, brushes self off* *faces aqua* Excuse me madam, but I work here.

[Aquamarine]

Madam huh?

...

Get lost, kiddo.

[Toasty]

If you want to have children, I'd suggest stepping aside.

[Saturos S.]

Just shut up... both of you.

I will not let this club get closed!

[Aquamarine]

...

FIGHT NIGHT! *punches Toasty in the face*

[Saturos S.]

.....

.....

.....

*grabs a barstool and whacks it on Aqua's head*

[Split Infinity]

GIVE HIM THE CHAIR!!!

[Aquamarine]

Here you go. *hands SS a chair*

[Split Infinity]

Good! Isn't it nice when we all share the chair?

[Saturos S.]

Thank you, *sits on the chair*

What? I wasn't supposed to do that?

[Split Infinity]

*stops the music* You're out, Aqua!

[Aquamarine]

I'm out? *punches Split*

[Split Infinity]

But I'm the DJ!

[Sea of Time]

Aww, that's so cute. You guys miss fight club!

[Saturos S.]

At first we did think of adding the 'fight' part to the title.

...

Yay! a guest!

[Toasty]

All right, break it up ladies. Drinks are on the house.

[Aquamarine]

Thanks for the drink. *smashes it over Toasty's head*

[Saturos S.]

Get me a double whiskey, I've got a long night ahead of me.

[Toasty]

Double whisky commin' right up.

http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/2871/heaven20hills20bernheimlv9.png

45% Alchohol Wheat whiskey. Proof 90.

Aquamarine, on Feb 2 2007, 07:17 AM, said:

Thanks for the drink. *smashes it over Toasty's head*

No Sake for you!

[Aquamarine]

I'm sowwy Toasty. I wiww be a good boy fwom now on. *hides killing corned bread behind back*

[Saturos S.]

This is pretty dull... we need some kind of special event night.

Any ideas?

[Aquamarine]

How about... FIGHT NIGHT, EVERYONES FAVORITE! *fights*

[Split Infinity]

Yeah, but it was my bright idea to replace the F with an N. Best spoof topic I ever made.

[Toasty]

....Night night? Huh? Yeah, REAL good spoof there buddy.=P

We should've had a superbowl party here. I mean, we DO have this giant 90" Plasma, and we ARE in a bar stocked full of snacks, beer, pizza, and other stuff you might eat/drink at a superbowl party. Too late now.

[Split Infinity]

:)

*thrust-kicks Toasty through a window*

[Toasty]

*Gets up, brushes glass off* *sigh* Fine, if you don't want a drink, then so be it.

[Split Infinity]

I DON'T WANT A DRINK!! YOUR DRINKS SUCK!!

[Toasty]

You're just jealouse because you've got a crappy job.

[Split Infinity]

At least I'm not jealous of your spelling.

[Toasty]

My keyboard's full of crap. People keep eating food at the PC, and it makes the keys stick sometimes. Seriously.

[Aquamarine]

Haha, Toasty has a crappy keyboard!

I just found that funny...

[Split Infinity]

Hold it upside down and bash the hell out of it. Then spray some compressed air between the keys.

[Toasty]

Or you could unscrew the back, clean it out, and put it back together. Which I've done many times.

[Saturos S.]

Beg your parents to buy a new one. That's my solution to everything.

[Split Infinity]

Money can't buy everything.

[Saturos S.]

But you can get keyboards with money, and that seems te be the problem here.

[Toasty]

Seeing as Vista has come out, and our PC is severely outdated (well, sorta. It was designed for Windows millenium, and it's running on XP), we'll probably get a new one in a few months. Hopefully.

[Caael]

You wish

[Toasty]

....yeah, probably.

So what are we gonna do now? There's a TV, a Pool hall, a bar, a trampoline.....

[Caael]

When did we get a trampoline!?! * Goes and jumps on trampoline* Hooray!

[Aquamarine]

And there's the door. *walks out*

[Toasty]

*Aqua hits a brick wall* You want the other door. We installed that one to confuse people and keep 'em here longer. The real door is supposed to be installed sometime in the next month. And don't bother trying to break out through the walls, we're a thousand feet below the surface in a bunker.

............well I'm gonna go play pool.

[Caael]

Against who?

[Toasty]

Good point. *jumps on trampoline*

[Lemontime]

:lol:
NOT THE ELDERLY! D:

[Aquamarine]

What have the elderly got to do with us being trapped in a bunker a thousand feet under ground with solid brick doors?

[Caael]

A lot

[Neon]

The elderly should be shot at birth.

[FlamingDuck]

That'll work.

*gets in a bar fight with a 93 year old man*

[Caael]

No no, its alright. They like being shot

[Saturos S.]

at birth? or at old age?

[Sea of Time]

I'm starting to think this V.I.P. club isn't for Very Important People after all.

[Caael]

I concur.

[Toasty]

Of course it isn't! It's for Very Insane People. That's what VIP stands for, and hence the "insane assylum" in the title. How could you not know that? Oh, and just to clear a few things up, that's why we don't have doors yet. *insane*

[Aquamarine]

He was born at such a young age, and died at the very end of his life.

[Sea of Time]

Fight Club pwned this topic.