[Werebarrret/St Jimmy]

I call defense attorney.

[Platinum Sun]

I'll be judge! Those robes own.

Uhhh, whose on trial though?

[MysticWarrior]

I call executioner.

[Yuki]

;.; Lawyer?

[Dasius]

I'll call defendant so you have some one to have a trial for

[Split Infinity]

Donald and Goofy are on trial for claims of sexual assault against Sora.

I shall be teh security guy.

[Yuki]

And Riku is sueing for $10 Million in damages to his lover.

;_; such a sad tale it is.

[Split Infinity]

And I'm sorry Platinum, but the Queen of Hearts is today's judge.

[Wiflewood]

Werebarret has been playing too much Pheonix Wright.

Anyway... *randomly walks into the courtroom*

OBJECTION!!!

[Split Infinity]

Sir, you are now in contempt. *throws in cell*

[Yuki]

xD

Err...Donald and Goofy plead guilty to all accounts of sexual harrasment.

I now call to the stand King Mickey.


OMG IT'S MICHAEL JACKSON!!!!

[Split Infinity]

I can't even imagine what King Mickey would be in for.

[Yuki]

He's not the criminal, he's the witness.

....which would make him an accomplice.

Good thinking Split.

[Split Infinity]

Yep. Drinkin' improves my thinkin'. *thump*

[Yuki]

o_O;

Weirdo xD

[Split Infinity]

Ma'am, you are now in contempt. *pats head*

[Yuki]

o.o

n.n; okay

[Aquamarine]

TRIAL ROAD!!!



........




Oh, wait, this isn't my GBA, this is the PC...

[Werebarrret/St Jimmy]

We still need some jury members, a plaintiff, and a lawyer for the plaintiff.

[Split Infinity]

Let's just use random Kingdom Hearts characters if we run out of ideas.

[Werebarrret/St Jimmy]

Split Infinity, on Jun 30 2006, 08:32 AM, said:

Let's just use random Kingdom Hearts characters if we run out of ideas.

Will you be the plaintiff?

[Split Infinity]

Er, okay. But now we're missing a security guard.

[EDIT] Of course! We could use the Queen's playing cards! :unsure:

[Sea of Time]

I'll be all the witnesses.

That'll really work.

[Split Infinity]

There has to be at least two witnesses! :unsure:

[TheEnglishman]

I'll be another witness. I SAW IT ALL!

[Split Infinity]

What is it that you saw, Mr. 111?

[TheEnglishman]

Well there I was heading to the strip joi... orphans home, when he pulled a gun on me!

[Split Infinity]

Could you confirm the identity of the man? (wow, I'm the judge now)

[TheEnglishman]

Well he was about 14, had a shirt saying ' I wuv Kingdom Hearts! ^-^' and he also had a habit for posting before me. Not sure who it is though. :unsure:

[Platinum Sun]

Split Infinity, on Jun 30 2006, 11:08 AM, said:

Could you confirm the identity of the man? (wow, I'm the judge now)

You try to steal my job again and I'll hold you in contempt! Please, continue.

[Split Infinity]

Do you have any evidence of this, er...incident?

[Platinum Sun]

If I'm not mistaken it's the attorney's job to provide evidence Mr. Infinity.

[TheEnglishman]

Well I somehow ended up with his shirt (don't ask cause I'm too lazy to think of a reason) and the nametape in it only had the letters 'S I, formely known as J.' You guys should work it out.

[Split Infinity]

Er...I hereby deem this case, uh...a dream! Yeah! None of this ever happened, good night!

[Platinum Sun]

That concludes Mr Infinity's testimony I assume. Defense, your rebuttal?

[Split Infinity]

Mr. Infinity honestly sounds like a superhero. :unsure:

[Mars Djinni]

I am prosecutor. Split has been charged of assaulting police officials in this forum. The proof is the blood stain on my police jacket as well as the "i loosd wen i treid to beet op md lololol!!!!11!11" on the back of his "i luv sora lololol" T-shirt. Your punishment, your honour?

*plays around with nanchaku in the meantime*

[Platinum Sun]

I sentence the defendant, Mr. Split T. Infinity to 6 months of hard labor in the glass mines of Idaho!

[Sea of Time]

YEAH! HE SO ****ING DESERVED THAT ****ING ****! YEAH! NICE CALL JURY YOU DA ****ING BOMB! YEAH!!!!!

[/crazy guy in courtroom]

[Platinum Sun]

Baliff! Have that man removed!

[Split Infinity]

You'll never take me alive! *flies out the window*

[Yuki]

What is contempt?

And why did Wifle get thrown in jail...but I got a pat on the head ._.

[Split Infinity]

contempt, kon-tempt', n. (law) disregard of the dignity (of a court)

And Yuki gets a pat on the head because she's a good little girl. :unsure:

[Yuki]

n.n yay!

[Split Infinity]

Let's see if we can try and have a serious trial. It might actually be fun.

[Yuki]

In the common room, this is as serious as it's going to get.

[Werebarrret/St Jimmy]

We need jury members.

[Mars Djinni]

I have a testimony from Sir Sammy "Safer" Sephiroth, celebrity video game character. He says Split stole his black lipstick and abused him with the same car keys. He implies that Split was impaled 3 times by his 8-foot long sword due to self-defence. Net Officials are on the case.

[Split Infinity]

Split argues that towards the end of the scuffle, the plaintiff fled the scene of the crime, leaving him badly injured and failing to present him with his congratulatory keychain.

[Yuki]

...o_o

The Jury is pleading for a bathroom break =O

[Split Infinity]

At this point, Split burst out: I WANT MAH ONE-WINGED ANGEL!!

[Yuki]

Jury is still pleading for a bathroom break.

And at this point, Yuki shouted: I WANT MY SILVER HAIRED EMO TRAITOR BOY!

[Split Infinity]

Split countered: WHY DON'T YOU JUST DO HIM, LOL!!11!11!1!!

The defendant lost the case and was told to fix the 1 button on his keyboard or face charges.

[Mars Djinni]

In defense to what Split had said earlier, Sephiroth transformed into the Safer Sephiroth and threatened Split with Meteor. He also remains in his regular form and is now Yuki's bishie. That doesn't make sense at all, but the judge can make sense of it. Nonsensical.:unsure:

The jury may have a bathroom break.

[Platinum Sun]

Very well. Court will adjourn for a bathroom break followed by the jury's deliberation period. Return when you have reached a verdict.

[Mars Djinni]

Must EVERYONE be in the same bathroom? ...o.o;

[Platinum Sun]

The Baliff will grant entry to two persons at a time to their respective bathrooms.

[Wiflewood]

Ah deemand that yee geeet orf ah mah propertoy. *hyuk*

What kinda rube do yee think ah am, anywoy? Ah can yuse the aathouse jus' like-a the rest of yoo. *hyuk*

*breaks bathroom*

[Sea of Time]

*breaks into courtroom*

OH EM GEE!!!!!!! YOU GUYS STARTED WITHOOT MEE?? FOR SHIZZY! HE'S GUILTY YO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11211111111eleven!!!!!!!!!!

*grabs old lady by neck*

NO MORE FACE PAINTING!!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!

[Yuki]

Ew, I don't want Sephiroth, I wanted Riku D:

[Mars Djinni]

Give me Kairi first.

[Yuki]

XDDDDD!!!!! I'll give you Maleficent :D

[Split Infinity]

*takes MD's heart* Haha! Now I finally ha - oh wait, that's your real heart.

[Yuki]

I STILL WANT RIKU! XD

[Aquamarine]

Man, this is hillarious! XD

I'm gonna be a jury member.

*quietly watches the havoc*

[Platinum Sun]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v666/porygoniv/gavelsmile.gif No killing in my courtroom! Do it outside like everyone else. Baliff! Apprehend yourself!

[Sea of Time]

I'll just sit here as a jury member and watch this.

[Mars Djinni]

Since I make alligations, I shall be the alligator.

[musicman2059]

*appears out of nowhere after MD's statement.*

OBJECTION!

[Mars Djinni]

Can I be a crocodile isntead?

[Aquamarine]

You can be a rhino if you want MD.

[Platinum Sun]

musicman2059, on Jul 3 2006, 12:17 PM, said:

*appears out of nowhere after MD's statement.*

OBJECTION!

Overruled! Please return to nowhere Mr. Man. Please continue whoever was talking.

[Aquamarine]

*Looks left*

*Looks right*

Extra long posts are against the Forum Law. It appears you have broken the law twice due to this post being spam. - Prosecutor Mars Djinni

This post has been edited by Mars Djinni: 03 July 2006 - 06:49 PM

[Split Infinity]

Mars Djinni, on Jul 4 2006, 02:23 AM, said:

Can I be a crocodile isntead?

Today's trial involved charges against crocodile hunter Steve Irwin. He lost the case and was sentenced to a horrifying punishment. He will be forced to watch his own movie later in the day.

[Yuki]

LOL

This is a fun job xD

[Split Infinity]

That movie sucked the big one.

[Aquamarine]

So what the hell can a jury member even do here!?!?

*Throws tomatoes at defendant*

[Split Infinity]

You get to issue the judicial red and yellow cards. You can also use green cards to award good behaviour, and blue cards to signal a bathroom break.

[Toasty]

*chucks blue card at splits head* I GOTTA GO BAD!!!

[Mars Djinni]

Security, this man in the Ferarri needs to be incapacitated.

...Goshdarnit! I AM security! *impales Toasty with Sammy's Masamune* D:

[Split Infinity]

STOP! According to today's laws, {insert random action} is forbidden! Mars Djinni, go to jail!

*glues on red card*

[Sea of Time]

If Toasty is a guy in a Ferrari, then I must be Michael Jordan! SHWEET!

*does windmill dunk*

*throws red card at Split's head*

Take that Sora!

[Mars Djinni]

Sweeeet. I'm a Fire Dragon, then?

*Split glues on Red card*

*clink! NODAMAGE!*

[Platinum Sun]

Sweet! That means I get to PWN you all from outer space! *Charges lightning breath*

[TheEnglishman]

Ooo, looks like the normal laws of physics, time, etc have returned. *Watches Platinum suffocate in space* All must now return to the courtroom.

[Sea of Time]

*watches Me111 run in circles superfast around the courtroom*

Nope, there's no physics here.

[TheEnglishman]

Actually I've just been sitting down. WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN TAKING?!
*Orders a case on SoT's drug abuse*

[Sea of Time]

What? This is out of hand! I haven't been taking anything!

*pops a green pill*

YUM! FRED FLINSTONE VITAMINS!

[TheEnglishman]

*Phones the police*
Well he's gotta be arrested beforehand.

[Sea of Time]

But it's vitamins! They give me strength to grow into a man!

*pops two more pills*

[Toasty]

SoT, that's Viagra.... And quit staring at MD you horny *******!! <_<

[Sea of Time]

What?

*pops a pill*

[Split Infinity]

SoT uses Swallow! SoT uses Spit Up! Mr. T is pelted with pills!

[Platinum Sun]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v666/porygoniv/bash.gif
^ split

Order in the court!

[Mars Djinni]

I'll have a Double Quarter Pounder meal with extra cheese. Supersize. For a drink, I'd settle for Iced Tea.

[Platinum Sun]

Top of the list MD. TOP OF THE LIST!

[Toasty]

SOT!! QUIT POPPING THE VIAGRA!! And quit staring at MD like that! It's mentally disturbing!

Oh, and don't mix viagra and beer....

[Split Infinity]

Why not? You can make cocktails with almost any kind of spirits.

[EDIT] Stupid forum, filtering out the word 'cock'.

[Aquamarine]

Split is a c**k sucker. <_<

I know this post won't be very popular among the mods...

[Platinum Sun]

Mr.T, on Jul 6 2006, 11:25 PM, said:

Oh, and don't mix viagra and beer....

T is right though. You reeeeeealy don't want to do that. Trust me, you don't want to have reduced inhibitions and the energy and drive to euh... "try new things."

[Aquamarine]

Yeah, becuase you've done that millions of times, haven't you PS? <_<
j/k

[Sea of Time]

I really don't want to visit this topic anymore. XD

[Mars Djinni]

Drugs and alcohol are banned in the courtroom. *Calls in SWAT team*

[Yuki]

I charge Brittney Spears guilty of having a love child with Split.

Wait till Kevin hears about this!

[Mars Djinni]

Can I sign a marriage contract with Maleficent Kairi? >_>

[Yuki]

...Malificent it is!

Sign your name here.

[Aquamarine]

*Takes paper and tears it up*

She's my b!tch MD!!!

[Toasty]

Aqua, that 'she' is really a 'he'. Which is also a Kairi impersonater...and a *** one at that...that takes levitra....

[Aquamarine]

Oh...




He's my b!tch MD!!!

[Toasty]

You sick, sick little man. That guy you call your ***** is taking female enhancing drugs. That will make him a chic with a d!ck.

[Aquamarine]

Well that's cool with me.

[Toasty]

Horny *******...

[Aquamarine]

Hey, I'm not the one talking about all this d!ck and g0y stuff you know! You seem to be the expert if you ask me!

Oooo, ownd!!

[Toasty]

Well at least I'm not the one calling a *** guy who takes Levitra my *****.

Oooooo. Owned.

[TheEnglishman]

Come on folks, your break is up. Back into the courtroom.

[Toasty]

I call Aqua to the stand! Where were you last night Aqua? At the pub? At a friends house?......In your mum's bed?!?

[TheEnglishman]

Does the prosecution have any actual evidence to support these claims or are you just crazy?

[Toasty]

We have reason to believe that I am smoking weed at the moment. * hides joint *

[Eugine]

OK. You don't want them to find out you're smoking weed (because you hid it) yet you freakin' sell out yourself? :S

[Toasty]

Exactly.

[TheEnglishman]

Well in this courtroom selling yourself out means death! Take him away!

[Toasty]

But I wanna stay in the courtroom and back cookies!

[Yuki]

Okay...

I'm sure we can agree on which Kairi goes to who.

12 year old Kairi will go to MD.
and 14 year old Kairi will go to Aqua.

Btw, Aqua, your Kairi is suicidal.

And now, there's no more fighting =3

*pulls Riku's leash* Shh puppy >=3

[Mars Djinni]

I'll make sure my Kairi isn't suicidal when she becomes 14... >_>

[Yuki]

LOL! xDD

Being with you would make anybody suicidal :P

jk n.n;

[Toasty]

PARTY IN THE COURTROOM!....No suicidal people allowed. That would ruin all the fun...

[Mars Djinni]

Love_Guardian_Yuki, on Jul 11 2006, 04:39 PM, said:

LOL! xDD

Being with you would make anybody suicidal :P

jk n.n;

Should I drug her? ...Nah. I'll see if I can get her to enjoy herself in a legal, but not so legal way. ;D

[Yuki]

Hugs are better than drugs which are for thugs.

n.n

[Mars Djinni]

Alright, then. I'll give Kairi a "hug". ;D

[Golden Legacy]

Wow. Anyone fill me in on what's going on?

[Mars Djinni]

Welcome. I am Prosecutor Mars Djinni. I beleive we are signing contracts of the Trials held before. would you like to talk to Sammy "Safer" Sephiroth?

[Yuki]

o.o

MD is throwing out sexual innuendos.

XD

jk

I'm the lawyer of somebody! @.@

[Toasty]

I wanna be a witness!....to something!

[Saturos S.]

I'll be the OM or the Jury. NO WAIT!

I'm gonna be the courtroom guard!

[Toasty]

Can I try on the handcuffs? PLEASE?

[Golden Legacy]

Mars Djinni, on Jul 12 2006, 03:11 PM, said:

Welcome. I am Prosecutor Mars Djinni. I beleive we are signing contracts of the Trials held before. would you like to talk to Sammy "Safer" Sephiroth?

Love_Guardian_Yuki, on Jul 12 2006, 03:14 PM, said:

o.o

MD is throwing out sexual innuendos.

XD

jk

I'm the lawyer of somebody! @.@

Heaven help me, but...
May I join in on the fun? :P

[Platinum Sun]

I suppose so. Who do you want to be? If you don't know, just say jurymember. That's what everyone else does.

[Toasty]

.....except for me.....can I pleeeeeeeeeeeease be a witness?....to something?

[Yuki]

OF COURSE YOU CAN!

You can be the guy that goes around and fills up everyone's cup with water!

=D

We'll name him Scruffy! The Janitor! >:3

[Mars Djinni]

I would like to make allegations, for I am the alligator. I say that Yuki isn't using my avatar. Defendant, pelase state your case nicely. :P

[Yuki]

Well, since the site won't let me upload it D: ....

[Mars Djinni]

Use this URL: http://www.filespace...inni/peewee.png

It should work.

[Yuki]

Spanks :3

[Toasty]

NEW TRIAL. I would like to call....Mr. T to the stand! where were you when you were over there? HMM?!?

[Yuki]

o.o

And while you have that conversation with yourself...

We will be trying somebody else.

MALEFICENT IS CHARGED WITH CHILD MOLESTATION! Get over there with Michael Jackson >=(

[Toasty]

* looks at mirror * Who says I'm talking to myself?!?......QUIT MIMMICKING ME!!!

[Yuki]

xD!!!

[Werebarrret/St Jimmy]

>_>

Let's actually have a semi-serious trial. >_>

It might be fun.

[TheEnglishman]

How about Zidane's incident? It could be a semi serious trial. It wouldn't be fun for people who hate football though...

[Yuki]

Didn't he headbutt a guy? o.o

[Toasty]

I call Zidane to the stand. Zidane. Did you head-butt a guy? Zidane: yes, but.. * cut off * Me: DID YOU OR DIDN'T YOU HEAD BUTT A GUY?!......Zidane: Maybeeee....

[TheEnglishman]

Well I was thinking if we could see which person should be punished, Zidane or Matterazi. After all both of them did something wrong.

[Joek2]

OBJECTION!!!

[Blue]

Acecess Denied

[Someone Else]

Screw you, Access Approved!

[Zeypher]

What kind of dope is the topic starter on?

[Ironsight]

Something awesome.

[Toasty]

Zeypher, on Aug 1 2008, 09:41 PM, said:

What kind of dope is the topic starter on?

You haven't been on these forums long enough to know.

;)

I OBJECT!

[Someone Else]

Me an object too

[Toasty]

I not object, I object!

[Someone Else]

my bad

[Toasty]

you have bad?

[Someone Else]

yes. strong bad. =(

[Toasty]

Me no have bad.

[Ironsight]

That's too bad.

[Toasty]

No, bad that's too!