Posts = History Yep.
#1
Posted 03 July 2006 - 03:14 PM
I dunno. Just a random idea. Have fun. :P
#2
Posted 03 July 2006 - 03:15 PM
Well there's going to be flying Delorians like in Back to the Future, and we'll have so many men in space, that there will be Celebrity Poker Tournaments on Mars! Yep.... 3626, how sweet it will be.
#3
Posted 03 July 2006 - 03:20 PM
Apparently a future Scottish king is born is 1074... that's all Wikipedia gave me.
#4
Posted 03 July 2006 - 04:38 PM
* Constantine prohibits the separation of the families of slaves during a change in ownership.
Asia
* Chandragupta I succeeds his father Ghatotkacha as ruler of the Gupta Empire.
Religion
* Arius travels to Nicomedia at the invitation of Eusebius, after having been accused of heresy and condemned by Alexander, the Patriarch of Alexandria. This gave rise to the Arian Controversy.
Births
* Saint Bassiano, first Bishop of Lodi, Italy.
Deaths
* Ghatotkacha, ruler of the Gupta Empire
The year 319 sounds like an interesting year.. Sort of..
#6
Posted 03 July 2006 - 05:53 PM
#7
Posted 03 July 2006 - 06:03 PM
- Change of emperor of the Ottoman Empire from Ahmed I (1603-1617) to Mustafa I (1617-1623).
- Francesco Andreini's The Penitent Magdalene is published.
- February 27 - Peace is reached between Russia and Sweden with the Treaty of Stolbovo, ending the Ingrian War. Sweden gains Ingermanland and Karelia.
#8
Posted 03 July 2006 - 06:48 PM
- March 2 - Louis V becomes King of the Franks
- End of the reign of Emperor Kazan, emperor of Japan
- Emperor Ichijō ascends to the throne of Japan
- Explorer Bjarni Herjólfsson becomes the first inhabitant of the Old World to sight North America
- Sweyn Forkbeard becomes King of Denmark
#9
Posted 04 July 2006 - 04:07 AM
#10
Posted 04 July 2006 - 05:24 AM
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* June 29 - Saint Peter, apostle (traditional) (crucified upside down upon request).
#11
Posted 04 July 2006 - 10:28 AM
Total Posts - 582
- Maurice succeeds Tiberius II Constantine as Byzantine Emperor.
- Construction of the new capital of Sui Dynasty Daxing in Asia.
- John Nesteutes becomes Patriarch of Constantinople.
#12
Posted 04 July 2006 - 04:20 PM
#14
Posted 04 July 2006 - 06:44 PM
- World Population 300 million.
- Gunpowder invented in China.
- Scandinavia, Iceland and Hungary Christianized.
- Stephen I becomes King of Hungary.
- Sancho III of Navarre becomes King of Aragon, Navarre.
- Leif Ericson lands in North America, calling it Vinland.
- Sweyn I establishes Danish control over part of Norway.
- Dhaka, Bangladesh, is founded.
- Persian scientist Avicenna hypothesized two causes of mountains: "Either they are the effects of upheavals of the crust of the earth, or they are the effect of water, which, cutting itself a new route, has denuded the valleys." He also published Al-Quanun, or The Canon of Medicine, where he held that medicines were to be known either by experiment or by reasoning.
- The Diocese of Kolobrzeg is founded.
- Emperor Otto III makes pilgrimage from Rome to Aachen and Gniezno (Gnesen), stopping at Regensburg, Meissen, Magdeburg, and Gniezno. Congress of Gniezno (with Boleslaw I Chrobry) was part of pilgrimage. In Rome, he builds the basilica of San Bartolomeo all'Isola, to host the relics of St. Bartholomew.
- The Hutu arrive in present-day Rwanda and Burundi, soon outnumbering the native Twa.
- Château de Goulaine vineyard founded in France.
- Fonderia Pontificia Marinelli bell foundry founded in Italy.
- Archdiocese in Gniezno is founded, first archibishop is Gaudentius, from Slavník's dynasty.
#17
Posted 04 July 2006 - 06:56 PM
#18
Posted 04 July 2006 - 09:28 PM
#19
Posted 04 July 2006 - 09:30 PM
#22
Posted 04 July 2006 - 11:27 PM
#23
Posted 05 July 2006 - 08:47 AM
#24
Posted 05 July 2006 - 11:29 AM
#25
Posted 05 July 2006 - 01:58 PM
This has been the word of God.
[/sacrilege]
#28
Posted 06 July 2006 - 11:11 AM
Wait, I am God! <_<
#30
Posted 06 July 2006 - 06:46 PM
EDIT: Oh wait, that is SOT's era. Never mind then. <_<
#31
Posted 06 July 2006 - 06:55 PM
Well... Not really...
- March 27 - Prince Charles Stuart becomes King Charles I of England, Scotland and Ireland.
- June 13 - Marriage of Charles I of England and Henrietta Wozniak, Princess of France and Navarra.
- June 15 - Breda surrenders to the Spanish troops of general Ambrogio de Spinola
- The English Parliament refuses to vote Charles I the right to collect customs duties for his entire reign, restricting him to one year instead.
- William Oughtred invents the slide rule.
- James Ussher becomes Archbishop of Armagh.
- New Netherlands director Wilhem Verhulst commissions the construction of Fort Amsterdam on the southern tip of Manhattan.
#33
Posted 08 July 2006 - 12:35 AM
err...
it comes after 771? x.X
Oh yeah, Pope Adrian exceeds Pope Stephen III
:D!
#34
Posted 20 July 2006 - 06:49 AM
Well, 235 BC was the first performance of a work by Latin epic poet and dramatist Gnaeus Naevius.
#35
Posted 20 July 2006 - 10:54 AM
You get the picture.
#36
Posted 22 July 2006 - 09:46 AM
Heiji Rebellion in Japan
Yasovarman II succeeds his uncle Dharanindravarman as ruler of the Khmer Empire. Dharanindravarman's son Jayavarman, acquieses to his cousin's succession and goes into exile in neighboring Champa. (Imagine having to write those names :agitated:. Ooo Champa!)
Spital am Semmering founded by Margrave Ottokar III of Styria
The City of Tomar is founded in Portugal by Gualdim Pais
Reynald of Chatillon is arrested (Not Reynald!)
#37
Posted 22 July 2006 - 11:24 AM
People who would later join a forum called GSSF are born.
Need I say more? :agitated:
#38
Posted 22 July 2006 - 09:08 PM
Mankind has been wiped out.
The Earth has been destroyed.
The end.
#39
Posted 22 July 2006 - 09:52 PM
A boy was born who would soon take up an interest in Video games and go on to joining GSSF as Mars Djinni.
#40
Posted 22 July 2006 - 11:29 PM
#41
Posted 23 July 2006 - 09:51 AM
Mars Djinni, on Jul 22 2006, 11:52 PM, said:
A boy was born who would soon take up an interest in Video games and go on to joining GSSF as Mars Djinni.
:)
You know, as of now, I'm trying to limit my posting so that I stay in recent years. ;) I want to stay in this era for as long as possible.
#44
Posted 24 July 2006 - 02:12 PM
The Roman Maternus arrives in Ethiopia.
Lyon, a city in Gaul has a population of over 100,000.
Decebalus becomes king of Dacia.
Fascinating, eh?
#45
Posted 26 July 2006 - 02:13 PM
Hmm, I wonder...
The Winter Olympics. Italy wins FIFA World Cup, Zidane called off for headbutting, violence in the Middle East flares up between Israel and Lebanon, etc. etc. etc.
Deja vu, eh? =)
#46
Posted 26 July 2006 - 02:21 PM
William of Tyre excommunicated by the newly appointed Heraclius of Jerusalem, firmly ending their struggle for power
Andronicus I Comnenus becomes the Byzantine emperor
First written account of a sport resembling cricket, by Joseph of Exeter
Peace of Constance
The Siege of Kerak is waged between the Ayyubids and the crusaders, in which regent Guy of Lusignan refused to fight
Clearly a bad year for *snigger* William of Tyre.
#47
Posted 26 July 2006 - 02:31 PM
[EDIT] But if I include my posts from my previous account, and posts in the common room, I have 2536. The world is...well....advanced...and stuff....with flying cars and giant piloted robots that fly through the sky on surf boards.
#48
Posted 26 July 2006 - 02:32 PM
#49
Posted 26 July 2006 - 02:35 PM
It's so fun to post before Toasty.
Aw he didn't post anything.
...
Now I look like an idiot.
...
Oh wait.
#50
Posted 13 January 2007 - 09:35 PM
- January 25: King Henry VIII of England marries Anne Boleyn, his second Queen consort.
- March 30: Thomas Cranmer becomes Archbishop of Canterbury.
- April 9: Troops of Ahmad ibn Ibrahim sack the monastic complex of Lalibela in Abyssinia.
- May 23: King Henry VIII of England's marriage with Catherine of Aragon officially declared annulled. Catherine refuses to accept and continues to believe herself the wife of Henry till her death.
- June 1: Henry VIII of England's new wife, Anne Boleyn, is crowned as queen.
- July 11: Henry VIII is excommunicated by Pope Clement VII.
November 15 - Francisco Pizarro arrives in Cuzco, Peru.
- Russia, Ivan IV succeeds his father Vasili III as Grand Prince of Muscovy at 3 years old.
- Peru, Inca Atahualpa pays Francisco Pizarro ransom of approx. $100 million in gold; Pizarro executes him anyway.
- Peace treaty divides Hungary between Suleiman I and King Ferdinand.
- Pechenga Monastery is founded in the Far North of Russia.
#51
Posted 13 January 2007 - 09:39 PM
Oceania has invaded Eastasia, and Big Brother's face appears in every home throughout Eurasia.
#53
Posted 13 January 2007 - 09:52 PM
#57
Posted 13 January 2007 - 10:11 PM
Also, please quite the spam posts.
#58
Posted 14 January 2007 - 08:29 AM
January 18 - German king Albrecht I makes his son Rudolf king of Bohemia.
July - The Knights Hospitaller begin their conquest of Rhodes.
September 5 - Pope Clement V confirms the Knights Hospitaller possession of Rhodes, although only Feracle had fallen to their attacks.
October 13 - Friday the 13th: All Knights Templar in France are simultaneously arrested by agents of Phillip the Fair, to be later tortured into "admitting" heresy.
November 18 - (Legendary) - William Tell shoots an apple off his son's head.
Edward II becomes King of England.
Per Abad writes the codex of the Cantar de mio Cid.
Wow.
#59
Posted 14 January 2007 - 02:15 PM
Well, three years from now...Nothing much will change. Um...Bush will be out of office, Bin Laden will have a 10% chance of being caught, and I shall be in college. =3
#61
Posted 14 January 2007 - 05:00 PM
Humans now live on mars, and space colonies exists. We have discovered new species, but none which threatens humanity.
#62
Posted 14 January 2007 - 05:41 PM
Humans now live on the International Space Station located somewhere past Jupiter. We have discovered thirteen new species, all of which promptly destroyed humanity and forced everyone to outer space.
#63
Posted 14 January 2007 - 06:11 PM
Charles the Fat is crowned western emperor.
Louis III of France routs Norman pirates at the Battle of Saucourt-en-Vimeu.
St. Cäcilien, Cäcilienstraße, was founded as a college for women in 881. It is now the Schnütgen Museum[1].
Bakong (Harihara-Laya) founded in 881.
Feng Tao, Chinese Confucian minister credited as first to print Confucian Classics in 932.
#64
Posted 15 January 2007 - 11:44 AM
Humans have ceased to exist. Jesus never had his second coming. And dolphins are now the dominant species on Earth.
#65
Posted 15 January 2007 - 08:12 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/611
Bit of a slow new year..
#66
Posted 15 January 2007 - 08:20 PM
All right. So let's see... past the year 2900, writing and typing have become moot. Humans now communicate in ways too advanced for us to even think about it.
#67
Posted 15 January 2007 - 08:29 PM
The Battle of Ravenna is fought between the two strong men of the Empire, general Flavius Aëtius and count Bonifacius.
King Rua unites the Huns.
July 31 - Pope Sixtus III succeeds Pope Celestine as the 44th pope.
Pretty boring year.
#68
Posted 18 January 2007 - 03:17 PM
Some crap happens that Uncyclopedia cant tell ya. Dan Rather finally eats his own filth.
The population of the Earth rises to about 208 million people.
Europe
Smallpox arrives in Europe for the first time.
Asia
The Persians begin to use windmills for irrigation.
Chaturanga is played in its current form in India.
The Americas
Loma Caldera in El Salvador erupts, burying the Maya village, Joya de Cerén.
The Hopewell culture of North America ceases to be the dominant culture.
By Topic
Arts and Sciences
The moldboard plow is invented in eastern Europe.
The earliest references to chess found in the Persian work Karnamak-i-Artakhshatr-i-Papakan, and the Indian works of Subandhu's Vasavadatta and Banabhatta's Harsha Charitha
Religion
Pope Gregory I codifies what comes to be known as Gregorian chant.
Construction on the monastery of St. Catherine is begun on Mount Sinai.
Irish missionaries preach in Scotland and Germany.
Chinese-influenced sculptures of Buddha begin to be created in Japan.
Sumatra, Java, and the surrounding islands are converted to Buddhism.
Augustine of Canterbury converts Ethelbert of Kent to Christianity (approximate date).
#69
Posted 21 February 2008 - 09:26 PM
We have discovered many, many alien species, but none are smarter than humans.
We are a interplanetal race. Our current home is a planet called Eugetopia, named after the great discoverer of the 21st century called Eugine.
(One can only hope!)
#70
Posted 21 February 2008 - 09:45 PM
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Belisarius stands trial for corruption in Constantinople, possibly with Procopius acting as urban prefect.
A peace treaty is signed between the Byzantine and the Persian empires.
Sigebert I repels an attack on Austrasia by the Avars.
Nan Xiao Ming Di succeeds Nan Liang Xuan Di as ruler of the Chinese Nan Liang Dynasty.
The city of Taiyuan is rebuilt.
Silla, by order of King Jinheung, wages war upon Gaya and conquers it.
The Maya state of Caracol defeats Tikal in battle.
copied from wikipedia.
#71
Posted 21 February 2008 - 10:46 PM
The alien invasion of New America wipes out millions.
Lost finally ends. Turns out it was all a dream.
#72
Posted 21 February 2008 - 10:48 PM
Eugtopia is under attack by alien beings who rivals human intelligence!
#74
Posted 21 February 2008 - 11:30 PM
China finally nukes the US thanks to the advanced stealth missle plans that were sold to them by Hillary Clinton during her first term in office. At the age of 1647.
#75
Posted 21 February 2008 - 11:36 PM
The world carries out an invasion of the United States, when it tries to elect the 100th great-grandson of George Bush as president, under the motto "OH HELL @#$%ING NO WAY!".
#76
Posted 21 February 2008 - 11:38 PM
3934 -
World recovering from war. Humans won again. We pwn.
#77
Posted 22 February 2008 - 12:02 AM
The year that nothing special happened and everyone cried.
#78
Posted 22 February 2008 - 12:47 AM
Due to humanity's centuries of ignorance towards global warming, the gases break free of the ozone layer and are burnt up by the sun, accelerating its nuclear reactions and engulfing the earth prematurely.
#80
Posted 22 February 2008 - 02:46 AM
US nukes Mexico in last-ditch attempt to save economy. Failed because everyone had illigaly migrated to the US.
#82
Posted 22 February 2008 - 04:22 AM
The alien invasion now spans half the planet, with tough resistance coming from the European area.
24 reaches it's 365th series, meaning it is now possible to spend an entire year watching the show.
#84
Posted 22 February 2008 - 12:01 PM
Me111, on Feb 22 2008, 05:22 AM, said:
The alien invasion now spans half the planet, with tough resistance coming from the European area.
24 reaches it's 365th series, meaning it is now possible to spend an entire year watching the show.
Actually, it wouldn't be possible. If you watched them on DVD, you would be probably a month short on account of the no commercials.
#85
Posted 22 February 2008 - 12:47 PM
2747:
Super de duper HD TVs invented.
#86
Posted 22 February 2008 - 01:58 PM
* Frederick II calls the Imperial Diet of Cremona.
* November 8 - Louis IX of France starts to rule.
#87
Posted 22 February 2008 - 05:16 PM
The Canadian Legion rules the world with an iron fist. Or at least a bronze.
#88
Posted 23 February 2008 - 11:07 PM
17 BC -- Under the emperor Augustus, Rome celebrated the Secular games, for which Horace's hymn the Carmen Saeculare was commissioned.
#89
Posted 23 February 2008 - 11:47 PM
year whatever my post is
Some guy died. It was pretty tragic. Let's have a moment of silence
#90
Posted 24 February 2008 - 02:32 AM
3677 AD
Mad scientist finally transplants a dog's brain into a piece of toast. Thus, the first pet piece of toast is born.
Said piece of toast then reproduces at an alarming rate, and becomes the new world power. All species bow down to the new Light brown and fluffy supreme dictator.
Human's go extinct when they have no more toast to feed their empty bellies with. The fat one's go first.
#92
Posted 24 February 2008 - 05:21 AM
The fat people have finally all been killed by the toasted empire's evil butter cannons, or starvation.
The remaining skinny people are next.
#94
Posted 24 February 2008 - 01:45 PM
The rest of the world, having been oppressed by the Canadian Legion for 25 years, plan an uprising against the horrible dictatorship. The USA (United Slums of America) await their chance...
#95
Posted 25 February 2008 - 01:42 AM
#96
Posted 25 February 2008 - 03:05 AM
- Supernova creates the Crab Nebula
- The great Catholic schism occurs
yay...
#97
Posted 13 March 2008 - 08:55 AM
The newly formed Republic of the World decides to invade the United States (now consisting only of New Jersey and Hawaii) with parachuting mechanical android monkeys. On Mars.
#99
Posted 13 March 2008 - 10:35 AM
#100
Posted 13 March 2008 - 01:00 PM
We'll probably have wiped ourselves out by then and end up like the Shannara series :P
#101
Posted 15 March 2008 - 07:09 AM
* January 6 - Constantine XI is crowned Byzantine Emperor at Mistra. He will be the last in a line of rulers that can be traced to the founding of Rome.
* April 7 - The last Antipope, Felix V, abdicates.
* April 19 - Pope Nicholas V is elected by the Council of Basel.
* April 25 - The Council of Basel dissolves itself.
* August 13 - First Margrave War: Brandenburg Margrave Albrecht Achilles takes Lichtenau Fortress from Nuremberg.
* September 8 - Battle of Tumu Fortress: The Oirat Mongols defeat the Ming Dynasty army and capture the Zhengtong Emperor of China; the latter is officially deposed while his brother ascends as the Jingtai Emperor the next year.
* October 29 - The French recapture Rouen from the English.
#102
Posted 15 March 2008 - 10:32 AM
kekekekeke n.n
er...I mean...satan was born? I dunno. Mostly people just hid in caves and tried not to look at the calendar for fear of being infected by its evuhl D:
my post count is the win
#103
Posted 15 March 2008 - 11:15 AM
The Canadian Legion and the rest of the world have been at war for nearly a hundred years, and all are showing signs of fatigue. That is, except Aussieland, who has been neutral in this affair. But now they pillage and wreak havoc on the disoriented, war-torn world. Aussieland's new world order is inevitable.
#106
Posted 15 March 2008 - 04:43 PM
#107
Posted 15 March 2008 - 04:49 PM
Francis Drake enters Plymouth harbor September 26 after the first circumnavigation of the world by an Englishman. He has left Java March 26, rounded the Cape of Good Hope June 15 with only three casks of water for his 57 men aboard the Golden Hinde, watered on the Guinea coast a month later, and completed his round-the-world voyage in roughly 34 months.
#108
Posted 16 March 2008 - 01:19 PM
Obama becoems the first black president in U.S history, and the Winter Olympics happen.
#110
Posted 16 March 2008 - 03:08 PM
A solitary man stands over Skidz and GL's ageing graves, the tombstone reading 'It seemed like such a good idea at the time...'
#111
Posted 16 March 2008 - 03:18 PM
Golden Legacy, on Mar 16 2008, 02:52 PM, said:
I serve to please.
Split Infinity, on Mar 16 2008, 03:08 PM, said:
A solitary man stands over Skidz and GL's ageing graves, the tombstone reading 'It seemed like such a good idea at the time...'
Are you talking about that chick in Montreal, casue if so, I wore a condom. No way I got an STD.