[Someone Else]

Rules: For the duration of this topic, you're a mod/admin on a total power trip! You're evil and angry... you have to make up a reason to ban the above poster! And possibly a snappy comeback, you know how mods/admins(?) are.

You cannot ban for no reason, or you'll be banned. If you're boring, you're banned. If your reason for banning sounds too made up you'll be banned. If your name/title/location can be traced back to [insert anything] or isn't funny or creative you'll be banned, you get the idea. Feel free to make rants or to suck up to other mods, but remember there are REAL mods around so no flaming of course.

Get your banhammers ready and go crazy.

[PDM]

I BANZORZ U BECAUSE UR SIG HAS A LINK TO A WEBSITE!!! NO ADVERTISING!!!

[Blink]

Mod Note: Cut it out you two. Both of you have been banned for the next 24 hours for creating and encouraging such a provocative topic. This is NOT open for discussion. Topic closed.

[Toasty]

Ya'll are banned fo' fashion violation foo'! *bans* - Mista T, Fashion Police

I told you foo'! No immitatin' a popo! *bans* - The REAL Mr. T

[PDM]

You're banned for a horrible acting job.

[Lemontime]

You're banned for having a picture of someone I don't know in your MSN DP.

[My Best Wishes]

Lemontime- You have been suspended for having such an oversized signature. Next time it will result in a ban.

[Lemontime]

Watch - You have been suspended for living in Melbourne. Sorry, the forum rules clearly state we don't want losers on the forums :P

[Aquamarine]

I thought we were supposed to make up real reasons, not 'You're banned because you're from *insert city/country here*'

Lemon, you're banned for not having a good reason to ban watch. Reed the rulz.

[PDM]

"If your name/title/location can be traced back to [insert anything] or isn't funny or creative you'll be banned, you get the idea. Feel free to make rants or to suck up to other mods, but remember there are REAL mods around so no flaming of course."

I can't decide whether to ban you for being a hypocrite, or for being a dumb truck.

[Aquamarine]

... Hypocrite, please?

You're banned for being on mod preview! You're pure evil!

[Platinum Sun]

You're banned for being the hypocrite that you're so hypocritical about not being.

And so I'm not a hypocrite, I'm gonna ban myself too!

Take that, next person who is going to try to ban me!

[Aquamarine]

... Darn.

[FlamingDuck]

BANNIFIED FOR ONE WORD POST!!!!!

[Platinum Sun]

BANNED FOR EXCESSIVE CAPITAL LETTERS!!!!

[PDM]

Aquamarine, on May 10 2007, 11:46 AM, said:

... Hypocrite, please?

You're banned for being on mod preview! You're pure evil!

You're banned for being incorrect. I'm not on moderator preview.


And PS is banned for being pure awesome.

[FlamingDuck]

PDM is banned for having an innappropriate avatar that will scar children.

[Split Infinity]

FD is banned for failing to include me in a favourite member list.

[Aquamarine]

Split is banned because his image doesn't exist. Fix it, foo!

[My Best Wishes]

Aquamarine has been banned for pissing pure excelance.

[Aquamarine]

Watch is banned for banning me.

[Eugine]

Aquamarine is banned for promoting the use of crack.

[Caael]

What I want to see is a mod actually ban somebody in this topic

I ban Eugine because he lives in a place that sounds like grenade.

[Toasty]

FlamingDuck, on May 10 2007, 06:09 PM, said:

PDM is banned for having an innappropriate avatar that will scar children.

I almost got our entire school band to do the pelvic thrust during our spring parade. But that was last year. And now a lot of people at the highschool know what it is too.

[Eugine]

Mr. T is banned for promoting violence :P

[Toasty]

The pelvic thrust isn't violence, it's sexual harrasment!

*bans Eugine for wrong definition*

BTW, is it possible to un-ban someone?

[Blink]

No, of course not. What kind of stupid question is that?

...you know what, forget it. You're probably so dumb you would try to answer that question. Toasty, your account has been suspended for the next three days. Prove some level of competence, and I may not extend it to four.

[Someone Else]

Blink is banned for having an age set.

I'm glad to see this topic is entertaining the masses!

[Split Infinity]

WD is banned because he lied to me!

[Someone Else]

You're banned for lying about me lying to you!

When did I lie to you?

[Split Infinity]

WD is double banned for not knowing I was referring to his sidebar!

[Toasty]

Split is banned for no reason! Split goes down!

[My Best Wishes]

Toasty has been banned becuase I got sent off in soccer today. Sucks to be you.

[Split Infinity]

watch is banned because he hasn't gotten to know me well enough.

[Aquamarine]

Split is banned because he's got a higher level Yoshi than me. I'm not jealous!

[My Best Wishes]

Aqua is banned for banning me. Aren't I creative.

[Neon]

you're all banned for impersonating admin!

[Aquamarine]

Neon is banned for not having the Varia Suit in his sig. Varia Suit is much cooler than Dark Suit.

[Split Infinity]

Aqua is banned for repeatedly quoting a certain post of mine.

And no, I'm not talking about TEH COMUM RUME.

[Eugine]

Split is banned for trying to split inifinity. It's impossible, come on.

[Split Infinity]

EGHINE IS B& BCOS HES BLLAK! :P

[Nyktos]

Split is banned for bad spelling.

[Aquamarine]

Nyktos is banned for scaring little children.

Also, Split is banned for saying this:

jackminahan72, on Sep 27 2004, 09:00 AM, said:

Once, at school, my friend Taylor kicked a footy up in a REAL high tree, so he and his mates were kinda just walking off, when suddenly my 9-year old mind had a brainwave. I told him that I'd get his ball for him. He tried to coax me outta it, but I started climbing the tree anyway. After a good 5-10 minutes of climbing, I looked down to find the entire school looking up at me. I tried to ignore them and climbed along the branch the ball was on, except I couldn't reach it. After a while I gave up, and started to make my way down. Oops. I was stuck. A teacher with a ladder had to be sent up to get me. A very severe lecture + detention followed.

It's a shame I didn't get the ball in the end, 'cos that would have been kind of heroic apart from the trouble I got myself into. (The stares, the stares...)

[Toasty]

Aqua is banned for illegally selling crack.

Split Infinity, on May 12 2007, 01:57 PM, said:

Aqua is banned for repeatedly quoting a certain post of mine.
And no, I'm not talking about TEH COMUM RUME.

Split is banned for using my line.

[Lemontime]

Toasty is banned for being Toast..




On a side note, Split is banned for being a ****..

[PDM]

Sibsaq is banned for having an explosm signature image.

[Nyktos]

PDM is banned for...do I really need a reason?

[Someone Else]

Nyktos is banned for banning PDM without a reason.

[Toasty]

OWNED.
WD is banned for over formatted text.

[Split Infinity]

Mr.T, on May 13 2007, 08:44 PM, said:

Split is banned for using my line.

Toasty DIES for that post.

[Someone Else]

Split has been banned for murder.

[PDM]

Nyktos is a retard. I mean, banned.

WD is banned for being a prosecutor.

[Blue]

PDM is banned because he makes baby jesus cry.

[My Best Wishes]

Blue is banned for quoting the Simpsons and not Talledaga Nights.

[Aquamarine]

watch is banned for watching Talledaga Nights.

Haha, watch - watching! Get the pun there!?

[Folcon]

aqua is banned for use of a bad pun.

[Blue]

escout is being banned because he was here.
Watch is banned on the soul fact that he didn't know where I got that qoute from.

[Blue]

escout is being banned because he was here.
Watch is banned on the soul fact that he didn't know where I got that qoute from.

[Folcon]

blue is banned for double posting

[Aquamarine]

escout is banned for noticing that Blue double post'd.

[Folcon]

Aqua is banned for banning escout

[Aquamarine]

escout is banned for banning Aqua.

We could go on forever like this...

[Folcon]

aqua is banned for banning escout for banning aqua for banning escout :D

[FlamingDuck]

ESCOUT IS BANNED FOR BEING STUPID!

Oops, caps lock was still on.

[Folcon]

FD is banned for using too mant caps

[Toasty]

Escout is banned for banning a flaming duck.

[Folcon]

Mr. T is banned for ... um ... having a stupid looking car in his sig. wait that sucks.

Mr. T is banned for banning escout.

we need to stop banning people for banning others, it gets redundant.

escout bans himself.

[Platinum Sun]

Escout is banned for banning himself before I got the chance to do it.

[Folcon]

PS is banned for trying to ban escout

[Platinum Sun]

escout, on May 14 2007, 10:21 PM, said:

we need to stop banning people for banning others, it gets redundant.

Escout is banned for being a hypocrite.

[Toasty]

PS is banned for....I can't ban PS, he's to cool! for something!

[Aquamarine]

Toasty is banned for not knowing why to ban PS.

[Split Infinity]

Aquamarine is banned for practising witchcraft.

[Aquamarine]

Er... Spam King is banned for making no sense.

[FlamingDuck]

Aqua is banned for being completely right.

[Split Infinity]

The topic creator is banned because not everybody deserves to be banned!

[Folcon]

Spam King is banned because that is what this is for.

[Blue]

escout is banned for not including a beating with his banning

[Aquamarine]

Blue is banned for promoting violence.

[Blue]

Aqua is bannned cuz I'm about to fire him from the Spam Cannon.
*Fires aqua from Spam Cannon*

[Aquamarine]

The Spam Cannon is banned forever outside TRT, Blue!

[Blue]

Aqua is banned for being a poo head.

[Aquamarine]

...I'm not a poo head...

[Someone Else]

Aqua is banned for posting in this topic but not to ban Blue. Not banning is against the topic rules.

[Toasty]

WD is banned for over explaining stuff!

[Someone Else]

Mr.T is banned because he made me cut! i.i

[Toasty]

WD is banned for cutting himself!

[Blue]

WD is banned for being a emo.

[Someone Else]

Blue, on May 15 2007, 01:35 PM, said:

WD is banned for being a emo.

Blue is banned for being late.

I'm such an ass.

[Blue]

WD is banned because he smells like Ass

[FlamingDuck]

Blue is banned for unneccessary capitolization.

[Blue]

Flaming Duck is banned for being a flamer.

[Toasty]

Blue is banned for shooting me at a wall!

[Blue]

Mr.T, on May 15 2007, 04:23 PM, said:

Blue is banned for shooting me at a wall!

Mr. T is banned for being a pancake now

[Nyktos]

Blue is banned for being blue.

[Blue]

Nyktos is banned for being a wienner face

[FlamingDuck]

Blue is banned for having a spam cannon. *yoinks the cannon*

[Split Infinity]

FlamingDuck is banned for not being a Veteran.

[FlamingDuck]

Split "Spam King" *cough cough* is banned for having a silly name.

[Blue]

FD is banned for not having a FD3S

[Split Infinity]

All who ridicule my monicker are banned.

[Folcon]

Spam King is banned for using the word "monicker."

guess that means i'm banned too.

[Aquamarine]

escout is banned for using... that word.

[FlamingDuck]

Aqua is banned for not being British.

[Aquamarine]

FD is banned for promoting animal cruelty.

And my mother is British, fool!

[Sea of Time]

Aqua is banned for disapproving of animal cruelty.

[Aquamarine]

SoT is banned for being evil.

[Sea of Time]

Aqua is banned for disapproving of killing innocent puppies.

[Aquamarine]

SOT IS BANNED FOR LIFE!

[Sea of Time]

Aqua is banned for inappropriate use of capital letters to express his disapproval for killing innocent puppies.

[Aquamarine]

SoT is banned for the unnecesary banning of me so many times.

[Sea of Time]

Aqua is banned for having a superiority complex.

[Aquamarine]

SoT is banned for having some dark guys looking at dark water in his sig.

[Sea of Time]

Aqua is banned for liking long walks in the park but hating sunsets.

[Aquamarine]

SoT is banned for posting in less than a minute after I post.

[Sea of Time]

Aqua is banned for hating on fast typers.

[Aquamarine]

SoT is banned for being a "Ronin"

[Blue]

Aqua is banned for being a poo head.

[Folcon]

Aqua and SoT are both banned for having no life.

Blue is banned for having a cool avatar that i am jealous of because mine bites.

[Blue]

escout is banned for jealousy.
*flaunts around avatar*

[Folcon]

Blue is a jerk and is banned for it.

*escout pulls out shotgun and blows Blue's brains out across the floor*

[Blue]

escout is banned for promoting gun violence.
*fires out of spam cannon*

[Eugine]

Blue is banned for making escout even more jealous.

[Blue]

Eugine is banned because he's a real mod

[Folcon]

Blue is banned, because ... i don't like the color blue. green is so much better.

[Blue]

escout is banned because he commited the greatest sin.

[Folcon]

now there's an acusation.

Blue is excommunicated for accusing others of false sin.

[Blue]

You said you didn't like Blue, that is the greatest sin.
escout is banned for having a cheesey avatar. XD

[Aquamarine]

escout is banned for not liking the best colour ever!

I'm not going to ban Blue.

[Lemontime]

Aqua is banned for being a Veteran when I've been here twice as long as him!

[Blue]

LT is banned for squirting lemons in my eye! o.<

[Folcon]

I really do like blue, both the color and the Spam Cannon user, heck, check out my new RP character, he wears nothing but blue. But Blue is banned for whinning about getting lemon in the eye. It don't hurt that much.

*escout kicks Blue between the legs with steel toed boot.*

now that is pain.

[Blue]

escout is banned for damaging man land.

[Folcon]

Blue is banned for being a wuss.

*escout kicks Blue in the shin.*

[Blue]

escout is banned for kicking me, again.
*pimp smacks*

[Folcon]

Blue is banned for smacking escout

*escout uses his steel toed boots to kick the Spam Cannon and destroy it, permenently.*

[Blue]

escout is banned because he forgot about the Planet Busting Spam Cannon that is in orbit over his head *Fires*

[Folcon]

*escout hides behind Blue*

Blue is banned for trying to kill me.

*escout runs abord his spaceship and flys out of the range of the Planet Busting Spam Cannon.*

[Blue]

escout is banned for not taking punishment

[Eugine]

Blue and escout are banned for making me LMAO (being assless sucks) while read this topic.

[Blue]

Eugine is banned for not having an ass anymore

[Folcon]

Blue is banned for noticing that Eugine has no ass.

[Blue]

escout is banned for looking at my ass.

[Folcon]

I did not, but now that you mention it... *shakes head to clear it* never mind. Blue is banned for accusing me of looking at his ass.

[Split Infinity]

escout is banned for having a textual sig.

Shut up, I have a Yoshi don't I!?

[Sea of Time]

Split (I refuse to acknowledge you as Spam King) is banned for being self-absorbed.

[Aquamarine]

SoT is banned for saying I suck, EVEN THOUGH I GAVE HIM FIVE STARS!!! ):

[Blue]

Aqua is banned for being a big baby.

[Aquamarine]

Blue is banned for having some freaky guy in his avatar.

[Blue]

Aqua is banned because he hasn't played Shin Megami Tensei: Nocturne.
(If you had, you would have noticed it was the main character)

[Aquamarine]

Blue is banned for playing a game with a funny name.

[Blue]

Aqua is banned for smelling bad.

[Folcon]

Blue is banned for sniffing Aqua, and probaly other things, not really.

[Blue]

escout is banned cuz he looks funny. O snap!

[Folcon]

i look funny, no my friend, you are the one who looks funny. Blue is banned for being a dork.

[Blue]

escout is banned for being a bum

[Sea of Time]

Blue is banned for liking men's rear ends.

[Aquamarine]

SoT is banned for joining in 2004. 2005 is SO much cooler for a join year.

[Blue]

Aqua is banned for being under a rock, as GD13 put it.

[Aquamarine]

Blue is banned for saying that I'm under rock, as GD13 put it.

[Sea of Time]

Aqua is banned for running out of legit reasons to ban me.

[Folcon]

SoT is banned for having a big head.

[Sea of Time]

escout is banned for not having the guts to capitalize his username.

[Split Infinity]

SoT is banned because he can't handle underscores.

[Sea of Time]

Split is banned for making impulse decisions that will haunt him for six months.

[Split Infinity]

But it will look AWESOME next year when it says 'AKA Spam King' next to my posts.

[Folcon]

Split is banned for not banning anyone in his post

[Sea of Time]

Split is banned for thinking that's worth six months of ridicule.

[Split Infinity]

SoT is banned because he hasn't been good to his mother.

[Sea of Time]

It's because I've been busy with your mother. Split is banned for getting burnt!

[Folcon]

Sea of Time, on May 18 2007, 03:42 PM, said:

Kids should be beaten.

SoT is banned for promoting child abuse.

[Aquamarine]

Sea of Time, on May 18 2007, 09:44 PM, said:

It's because I've been busy with your mother. Split is banned for getting burnt!

SoT is banned for burning Split OH so well!

[Folcon]

Aqua is not banned, because he did not ban me.

[Aquamarine]

escout IS banned because he didn't follow the rules.

[Blue]

Aqua is banned because I banned his mother! XD

[Kitz]

Blue, you are banned because you banned Aqua's mommy! D<

[Blue]

Kitz is banned for only having 6 posts.

[Split Infinity]

Blue is banned because his post count looks like a poker machine.

555!

[Folcon]

Spam is banned for being wrong, it looks like a slot machine not a pocker one.

[Split Infinity]

escout is banned because...poker...cards...have 5's on them! D<

[Folcon]

As an after thought, Split is right (did h*** just freze over?) i was thinking of slots showing 777, Split, A.K.A. Spam King ;) , is banned for promoting gambeling.

[Kitz]

Escout is banned because gambling is awesome. =o

[Blue]

Kitz is banned cuz I've gone crazy.

[Kitz]

Blue is banned because I'm crazier. I BLAME THE CRACK!

[Split Infinity]

Kitz is banned because (he? she?) blames (his? her?) problems on crack.

[My Best Wishes]

Blue, on May 15 2007, 04:41 AM, said:

escout is being banned because he was here.
Watch is banned on the soul fact that he didn't know where I got that qoute from.

Doesn't Todd/Rodd say that lies make baby jesus cry? The episode that Homer and Flanders become best friends and Flanders blow's of Homer by saying their visting their Grandma.

Spam King is banned becuase he changed his name.

[Blue]

Yah, but thats not where I'm thinking of. =P
XD Watch is banned because he's probably going to kill me after this.

[Sea of Time]

Blue is banned for repeatedly reminding us of his former term as Spam King.

[Aquamarine]

SoT is banned for reminding us that Blue constantly reminds us of his former term as Spam King.

[Sea of Time]

Aqua is banned for not being creative in his excuses to ban me.

[Folcon]

SoT is banned because I've run out of legitamet reasons to ban him.

[Blue]

escout is banned because he cheats at monopoly.

[Folcon]

I would cheat at Monopoly, but I can't get anyone to play. "It takes to long," they say.

Blue is banned for accusing me of cheating

[Blue]

escout is banned for being on sugar and crack.

[Folcon]

Blue is banned for bashing suger, suger is good.

[Blue]

escout is banned because he forgot who I was.
I'm the Juggernaut!

[Aquamarine]

Blue is banned for being the Juggernaut.

Bet you didn't see that coming!

[Folcon]

Aqua is banned for having a wicked cool avatar

[Blue]

escout is banned for not being online when I post this.

[Folcon]

Blue is banned for complianing I was not online when he banned me.

so sue me, I was in a kendo lesson, followed by a fenceing class