[Caael]

This is a fun game. How it works is someone makes a wish, and the person next in line says "Your wish is granted, but..." and corrupts the wish. For example, I say that I wish that Marth would be playable in the next SSB game. The next person could say "Your wish is granted, but Marth will stink."
My wish is for someone to post to this thread.


It's not in forum games, because i'm not a veteran.

[Someone Else]

sdrawkcab nettirw si tsop siht tub ,detnarg si hsiw ruoY

My wish is for Golden Sun 3 to become a reality.

[Mindpatch]

your wish is granted, but it will only be playable on PSP, PS3 and Xbox360 :agitated:

My biggest wish is to become a rockstar!

[Golden Djinn13]

Your wish has been granted, but your music won't sell.

My wish is to be the richest person in the world. :agitated:

[Mindpatch]

your wish has been granted, but your bank accounts are frozen ^^

I wish for my music to sell xD

[Caael]

You wish has been granted, but people only bought them to trash them.

I wish Metroid Dread was still being made.

[Someone Else]

Your wish is granted, but it's dreadful.

My wish is to find the giant mole people.

[Toasty]

Your wish is granted, but the mole people will eat you dead.

I wish I had a flying car!....with potato guns mounted on the sides!

[TheEnglishman]

Your wish is granted but the potato has been mashed.
I wish there was a good Sonic game out.

[Someone Else]

Your wish is granted, and it's the best game ever, but the discs are all scratched.

I wish that my wish wouldn't be corrupted.

[Folcon]

Your wish is granted, but nothing happens.

I wish I had a copy of FFVII that was in playable condition, compleate with memory card for PS1.

[Toasty]

Your wish is granted, but it'll break shortly after.

[Wiflewood]

You didn't post a wish Toasty...

I wish for more wishes.

[Toasty]

Whoops. :agitated:

Your wish is granted, but all of the wishes will cause you painfully painful harm.

I wish I had a pony!

[Someone Else]

Granted, but the pony dies of, um, leprosy.

I wish I wasn't so bored.

[Folcon]

Wish granted, but the excitement gives you a heart attack.

I wish that I hit it big on the casino boat tomorrow and walk off the ship with lots of winnings.

[gsninja]

Wish granted, but you'll drop your winnings into the sea.

I wish that Golden Sun 3 would actually be created.

[Folcon]

Wish granted, but there will be a limited number of copies, and you will never get one.

I wish there would be more information released on StarCraft II.

[Someone Else]

Granted, but you learn Master Chief will be a new Hero unit for the Terran and the Arbiter is a new Hero unit for the Protoss, and the Zerg turns out to become a cheap rip-off for the Flood. Further information released reveals that StarCraft 2 is in fact Halo Wars.

I wish that I knew what to wish for.

[Folcon]

Wish granted, you wish for gender reasignment surgery. You wish comes true.

I wish the Gators win the title again in the next season of basketball and football.

[Toasty]

^ you forget that WD REALLY likes boobs. So that might be a good thing for him. :agitated: j/k

I wish I had a delicious tasteing pepperoni pizza cooked to perfection.

[TheEnglishman]

You get your pizza but the pepperoni is two weeks old.
I wish the rain would end!!!!!!

[Someone Else]

Granted but then a rainbow forms and you're suddenly surrounded by *** people and you're feeling really homophobic... and claustrophobic.

I wish I had a ham.

[Toasty]

Your wish is granted, but it sprouts legs and runs off!

I wish mah belleh wuz fewl urve peetza.

[Someone Else]

Your wish is granted, but your stomach 'splodes. (I'm original)

I wish I had maps for the places I want for my Bored Comics.

[Toasty]

^ you forget that mah belleh iz a bottumlezz peet yo.

Your wish is granted, but the pictures are low res jpegs! (I spend too much time with computers)

I wish I had a wi-fi connection.

[Caael]

Your wish is granted, but you can only connect with noobs.

I wish my little brother would drop dead infront of me.

[Someone Else]

Granted, but... no wait that's just a win situation.

I wish my pants would turn pink!

[TheEnglishman]

Granted but the brown stain is now far more noticeable.
I wish I had better slippers.
(Make something bizarre out of that!)

[Toasty]

Granted, but they'll remind you of tails and a sexy pink fox!

I wish I had some KFC.

[Folcon]

Granted, but the chicken is under cooked and you get Salmanillia. (I know I misspelled that)

I wish that I pass my driver's test tomorrow.

[Toasty]

Granted, but your driver instructor is a fake, so your liscence isn't real.

[Someone Else]

Make a wish smarty.

[Toasty]

I wish I had a pile o' donuts.

[Folcon]

Wish granted, but they're made of styrofoam.

I wish I had a trained attack retard.

[Caael]

Wish granted, but he only attacks you

I wish I had all the awesome DS games and not just a few of them.

[Folcon]

Wish granted, but the games are corrupted and damage your DS beyond repair, causing you to loose all the saved data on it.

I wish that when it is my time to die, it will be painless.

[PDM]

Your wish has been granted. Your death will not be filled with pain. However, your death will be several weeks long, and extremely boring. You'll be in too bad of a condition to do anything other than die, and your painless disease will be a highly contageous one. You'll lay there and wait for your last moment, probably wishing that it had been a quick yet painful one a few weeks ago.

I wish for a cookie!

[I'm Always BROKE]

Your wish has been granted. But it'll be a spacecookie.

I wish for an ant.

[Someone Else]

Wish granted, but your ant hates you and runs away... as well as an ant can anyway.

I wish for pie.

[Nyktos]

Granted, but it's made of the entrails of your relatives.

I wish to be cured of my boredome.

[Platinum Sun]

Wish granted. The adrenaline rush gives you a heart attack.

I wish Oprah would shut up.

[Folcon]

Error, error, wish can not be granted. Should Oprah acctualy shut up, it would reusult in a tear in the fabric of space, destroying the universe as we know it.

I mean, wish granted, but the above statement happens.

I wish I was smart enough to go to bed instead of staying up late online. its 11:40 at night right now.

[Split Infinity]

Your wish is granted, but you become a dumbass when it comes to everything else.

I wish I had a puppy!

[PDM]

Granted. He isn't house-trained.

I wish for something bad to befall me upon the next post!

[Toasty]

Curse you paradoxes!
Wish granted, but the bad thing to befall you would make it an uncorrupted wish, while makeing something good happen will uncorrupt the corruptedness of the incorrupt corrutped wish.

AH WANT CHAKLAT!

[PDM]

Does that mean we can close the topic? I have won the game.

[Mindpatch]

Nope, because I simply wish for the topic never to close.

[Platinum Sun]

Fine, the topic dosn't close, but that means that PDM is going to keep talking. That's a new dimension of hell in it's own right.

I want candy! Dun dun dun DUN DUN!

Iiiiiiii want cahaaaahndy! Dun dun dun DUN DUN!

[Folcon]

Wish granted, but it's really a mutagen that turns you into a spider/mouse hybrid.

I wish for three more wishes.

[Caael]

Wish granted, but one of them has to be the wish that you kill yourself. If not, the genie will kill you.

I WISH FOR BRAWL

[Folcon]

Wish granted, but Ridley will not be in it.

I wish I could get my old POS computer to work.

[Caael]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Your wish isn't granted. Simple as that.

[Split Infinity]

Thanks for ****ing up the pagewidth.

[Sea of Time]

I want my itunes to work.

[Folcon]

Granted, but the device will self-destruct after ten minutes of use.

I wish my damn Magicarp would hurry up and evlove into a Garadyos(sp?)

[Platinum Sun]

Your Gyrados turns on you and dragon rages you into a pile of ash.

I want free cable.

[Folcon]

Granted, but the cable makes the t.v. intelegent and it goes on a rampage, killing you, you family, and your neighbors before commiting suiscide. (thats for having my Gyrados kill me)

I wish my pizzia would come on time, as I ordered it.

[Caael]

Spam King, on Jun 30 2007, 10:36 PM, said:

Thanks for ****ing up the pagewidth.

Since when did the sun shine out of your ass? I dont post to fit your criteria

escout, on Jul 1 2007, 12:37 AM, said:

Granted, but the cable makes the t.v. intelegent and it goes on a rampage, killing you, you family, and your neighbors before commiting suiscide. (thats for having my Gyrados kill me)

I wish my pizzia would come on time, as I ordered it.

Wish granted, but you dont wanna know what's in it....


I want a pet pokemon.

[Split Infinity]

You don't have to meet anyone's criteria, but how far will that get you in life?

[Folcon]

Caael, on Jun 30 2007, 08:53 PM, said:

I want a pet pokemon.

Granted, but its a Grimer.

I wish to meet a hot, loyal girl, that respects me.

[PDM]

Granted. She respects you, but she also respects many other men, if you catch my drift.

I want someone to grant my last wish.

[Someone Else]

Wish granted, but in Soviet Russia, you befall bad things!

I wish the next poster would fall off a cliff. HOWEVER, the cliff is stable so that it can't collapse and the environment can't otherwise get suddenly manipulated in anyway, the poster can't grab onto me in anyway and bring me down, no UFOs can pop out of anywhere and get me off the cliff, there will be no peanut butter jelly time, Michael Jackson is busy molesting kids, and Chuck Norris is too busy fighting (the real) Mr. T to roundhouse kick me either.

[PDM]

Granted. I have wings.

I wish you wouldn't go to such effort and still fail.

[Someone Else]

Granted, but in the end, no one dies a virgin, because life screws us all.

I wish you'd stop doing pelvic thrusts.

[Mindpatch]

granted, but now you start doing pelvic thrusts,.. FOREVER!






I wish for the ultimate golden toothbrush.

[Folcon]

Granted, but it turns your teeth green.

I wish I could make ten million dollars

[Caael]

Wish granted. You rob a bank. Jailed for life.

I wish I could find the last few missiles in zero mission D:

[PDM]

Granted. day asplode an ur face!




i wish 4 muneyz

[Caael]

wish granted but u onli get 1 dullah

i wish for chiken 2nite

[Toasty]

Granted, but the chicken eats you.

I wish for the next poster to fall off of a 300 foot cliff with jagged rocks at the bottom. It's impossible to have wings, anti-gravity does not exist, I'm on stable ground 1 mile away in an indestructable sphere of awesomeness that has an infinite supply of clean air that can never be contaminated or change to anything else ever, so you can't hurt me, it also has an ininite supply of food and a built in toilet, you are not super man and you don't hvae super powers, there is no wind, there is nothing flying in the air for three miles around the cliff, and you cannot survive the fall. And nothing bad will ever happen to anyone/thing I care about. And I still have access to buy/get anything I want.

Wind Dude, on Jul 1 2007, 12:42 AM, said:

Granted, but in the end, no one dies a virgin, because life screws us all.

I wish you'd stop doing pelvic thrusts.

Don't forget that one time where GL lost his virginity to the TRT.

[Folcon]

Granted, but I grab a tree root that is sticking out of the cliff face and stop my fall. I then free climb back up.

I wish it was peanut butter jelly time.

[Mindpatch]

wish granted, but it got mixed up into jelly butter peanut time.

I wish it was peanut butter jelly time.

[Caael]

Wish granted, but it overflows and drowns you.

I wish to see the Simpsons moveh.

[Wiflewood]

Granted, but its in Swahili.

I wish for a Gin & Tonic.

[Caael]

Wish granted, but you drink to much and die.

I wish my internet would work

[PDM]

Granted. DIAL UP!

I wish the episode of Yes, dear would come with chuck norris. The episode where Jimmy gets to hang out with Chuck, and Chuck isn't the badass dude he thought... And at the end they get into a bar fight and chuck norris kicks ass.

[PDM]

Wish granted. Chuck norris roundhouse kicks you.

I wish that cliff scenario would stop coming up. People try so hard to make it impossible to get out of, even though it's easy as one pew three.

[Split Infinity]

I wish I could do anything at my immediate will.

[Toasty]

Wish granted, but your will is to shoot yourself.
I wish that the next poster fell out of a plane.

[Split Infinity]

Granted, but I took the last parachute.

I wish I had a Keyblade.

[Folcon]

Granted, but you lose it when you turn bunny and run from the Heartless. Now the Keyblade is mine.

I wish KH3 would be revealed soon and that the game will be very good when it comes out.

[Split Infinity]

Granted, but it's on the N-Gage.

I wish I was an astronaut!

[Toasty]

Granted, but you forget your helmet when you go up into space.
And there are no spares.

I wish I had a gajibillionillion dollars.

[Split Infinity]

Granted, but when you try to bid at an auction, the auctioneer informs you that it is not a number. :)

I wish Futurama had a fifth season.

[PDM]

Granted, but it's on CNN

I wish for a pony

[Split Infinity]

Granted, but it's a unicorn.

I wish I had a 10GB flash drive.

[PDM]

Granted. It is disfunctional.

I want a pony!

[Split Infinity]

Granted. It is disfunctional.

I wish for world peace.

[PDM]

Granted. The world is full of peace and love for 30 seconds.

I wish for another pony!

[Split Infinity]

Granted, but it gets skinned alive by aliens.

I wish for a huge chocolate milkshake.

[Sea of Time]

Your wish is granted, but it's made with breast milk.....from a really ugly girl.....

I wish I had more years in my life.

[Split Infinity]

Granted, but people will throw rocks at you because you're so old.

I wish school was enjoyable.

[Sea of Time]

Granted, but the deluge of fun homework will end up getting you expelled from the ultra-fun school.

I wish there was more time in the day.

[Split Infinity]

Granted, but you'll have to convert to metric time. Take that imperial rednecks!

I wish I knew the true meaning of Life.

[PDM]

Granted. You come down with a case of amnesia.


I wish I had another pony!

[Split Infinity]

Granted, but I left a Killing & Mashing machine in front of the farm gate.

I wish I wished that my wish will be granted.

[PDM]

Granted. Dick Cheney.

I wish for another pwny!

[Folcon]

Granted, but it is canabalistic and eats you.

I wish PDM would stop wishing for a damn pony.

[PDM]

Granted. But..

I wish for a horsey!

[Folcon]

Granted, but it gives you mulitple pelvic thrusts.

I wish PDM would stop this obsestion with barnyard animals.

[PDM]

Granted. But..

I wish for a pegasus!

[Split Infinity]

Killing & Mashing machine.

I wish for a Wii and an advance copy of Brawl.

[PDM]

Granted. You didn't wish for a Wiimote.


I wish for a whole pack of pegasi!

[Folcon]

Granted, but you get arrested for genetic experamintaion. And I think it would be a herd, not a pack. Or maybe a flock, sence they fly.

I wish PDM would stop wishing for varrious equestrion (sp?) type aniamls.

[Caael]

Wish granted, but he starts wishing for fish. Dead fish.


I wish that my headache would go away.

[Wiflewood]

Granted, but then your head falls off.

What happens if I wish for a bad wish?

I wish I would die.

[Caael]

Wish granted, you go to hell.

I wish that my migraine would go away.

[Folcon]

Granted, but now you don't feel anything. Pain, pleasure, joy, anger, your obsestion with Ridley. You feel no emotions and are just an empty shell. Just like a nobody. (KH2 rules)

I wish Caael was shut up about Ridley being in Brawl, he's too obssested.

[Caael]

Your wish is not granted. I will not shut up until I see Ridley in Brawl! So start making threats to Sakurai, and i'll stop faster.

I wish Escout wouldn't get annoyed about Ridley and me.

[Caael]

Posted twice by accident.

[Split Infinity]

Granted; I will instead.

I wish a Nintendo salesman would knock at my door and sell me a Deoxys.

[PDM]

Granted. It's a stuffed animal.
I want a draft!

[Sea of Time]

Granted, but you're on the front lines. What did you expect?

I wish Mac OS 9 didn't suck so much.

[Caael]

Wish granted, but it's the only one that doesn't suck.

I wish for more sleep. Because I was trying to fix itunes into the early hours yesterday....well today.

[Folcon]

Granted, but you sleep for a thousand years. Wlecolme to 3007.

I wish I could teleport, that way I could go to California and get me some Burger King breakfast sandwiches while they are still serving breakfast. Then I'd teleport home.

[TheEnglishman]

Your wish is granted but Burger King has been destroyed.
I wish Civilization IV wouldn't decide to stop working and wipeout about an hour and a half of progress.

[Folcon]

Granted, it breaks down after an hour and thirty-one minutes.

I wish that my fireworks show goes off without a hitch tonight.

[Caael]

escout, on Jul 4 2007, 03:26 PM, said:

Granted, but you sleep for a thousand years. Wlecolme to 3007.

I wish I could teleport, that way I could go to California and get me some Burger King breakfast sandwiches while they are still serving breakfast. Then I'd teleport home.

Woohoo! BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWL!!!

escout, on Jul 4 2007, 03:49 PM, said:

Granted, it breaks down after an hour and thirty-one minutes.

I wish that my fireworks show goes off without a hitch tonight.

Granted, but you get tied to one mysteriously. Then you blow up.

I wish goddamn ITUNES wouldl work. Grr!

[Someone Else]

Granted but the only songs on there are by My Chemical Romance. Lol. Emos.

I wish PDM would come back.

[TheEnglishman]

Wish granted but he only posts intelligent, witty and amusing comments. No 'pewpew'.
I wish Catherine Tate wasn't going to wreck series 4 of Doctor Who. :(

[PDM]

Wish granted. But your granting of the last wish failed.


I wash 4 pewpew

[Caael]

Me111, on Jul 4 2007, 09:19 PM, said:

Wish granted but he only posts intelligent, witty and amusing comments. No 'pewpew'.
I wish Catherine Tate wasn't going to wreck series 4 of Doctor Who. :(

Dont you mean Kylie? Catherine Tate was good in series 3.


Wish Granted, PDM, but you get too much pewpew and then you drown in it. Nasty way to go.

I wish for tomorrow to not be tomorrow.

[TheEnglishman]

Wish granted but the next day is the end of the world.
I wish that rain would go bother some other country.
(@Caael: Kylie is for the Christmas special only. Tate's doing the whole series. I was never a fan of the Runwaway Bride so it's bad news for me.)

[Blue]

Wish granted, you swap weather with Arizona and get heat stroke

I wish I had money.

[Wiflewood]

Granted, but you can only spend it at 4:01am on Feb 29th.

I wish for a Guardian angel to protect me :(

[Caael]

Granted, but it rapes you while you sleep

I wish my little brother would not wake up from sleeping. Ever.

[Blue]

Wish granted, but he becomes attached to you forever.

I wish I had a Nissan Skyline.

[Split Infinity]

Granted, but it's just a recolour of your other Skyline. (damn you GT4!)

I wish for PDM to be banned from this game, and for something delightful to happen to me.

[Folcon]

Granted PDM is banned from this topic for life, but he has to move in with you Split.

I wish I had a pet dragon that would never hurt me, my family, friends, or home, and would never fly, nor run, away.

[Split Infinity]

Granted. You forgot to neuter it.

I wish for a giant castle with bouncy walls.

[Folcon]

Granted, you start bouncing and never stop.

I wish that Transformers were real and that I had a wicked cool Ferari as one.

[Split Infinity]

Granted, but one day you won't get out fast enough...

I wish for a deep-fried coke.

[FlamingDuck]

Granted. It eats you on your third day of ownership.

I wish I could go back to Alaska.

[Split Infinity]

You're too slow FD...

[PDM]

The deep fried metal killzzzzzzzzzzzzzz you.

i want pony

[Split Infinity]

I wish that I didn't have to grant PDM's wishes.

Granted, but I sacrifice my own wish.

[Mindpatch]

I wish for every single one of my wishes to work out perfectly fine for me.

[Split Infinity]

Granted, but you require my consent to make any further wishes.

I wish I could find ROMs for the Japanese-only Bit Generations series.

[PDM]

granted. polece get you

i want pony

[Split Infinity]

Die.

[PDM]

Wish granted. I come back immortal. (:

i wnat pany

[Toasty]

Wish granted, but the "pany" flies across the room and hits you in the head.

I wish I never had to sleep again.

[Split Infinity]

Granted, but you'll be totally devoid of energy.

I wish my eyes weren't feeling so tired right now.

[R-dog]

Granted, but your brain gets tired and you fall asleep with your eyes open.

I wish I could be happy for the rest of my life (and the afterlife, too).

[Split Infinity]

Granted, but you eventually manage to ascend to the beforelife, from which there is NO RETURN. And everything just SUCKS.

I wish for tuna.

[Platinum Sun]

You receive a magical tuna that grants you three wishes!

Then they are corrupted as well and you die sad and alone.

I wish for square pants. These round pants are for squares. Wait... that doesn't make any sense...

[Split Infinity]

Granted, but you are forever doomed to live in a pineapple under the sea.

I wish for Mia to teleport into my bedroom. ;D

[PDM]

granted. nothing bad happens (;

i want pony

[Caael]

You get nothing

I wish for no school tomorrow. Tomorrow is day of sleep. And Graphics coursework due in last week.

[Toasty]

Granted, but school is two and a hlaf times longer the next day.

I wish Mia and Jenna were in my room right now.
....
And that something bad happens.

[PDM]

granted, they rape you
i want pony!

[Toasty]

Them rapeing me is a bad thing?

Granted. Pony shoves it's hoof up your ass and you fly far far away.

[PDM]

mr. t wantz pony 2

[Toasty]

ya I wunt pony 2

[Someone Else]

Granted, PDM and Mr.T gets their ponies. But the ponies hate them and run away.

I WISH 4 WORLD PEACE

[Toasty]

Your wish is granted, but everyone magically disapears!

I wish the forums banner was more erotic.

[Someone Else]

Wish granted. Garet wears less clothing.

I WISH FOR MORE PIE

[Split Infinity]

Granted, but it's wasabi flavoured.

I wish I had my own theme song.

[My Best Wishes]

How could I predict that was FG before even clicking the link...
Granted, but it's stuck on Wayward Son.

I wish my headache would dissappear and plague George Dubya.

[Toasty]

Granted, but george dubya uses his presidential powers to give it back to you.

I wish girgleschmittyweisinhowergrafleheinigarglevibouiaberwlvguboerubw!!

[R-dog]

Granted, but you discover that girgleschmittyweisinhowergrafleheinigarglevibouiaberwlvguboerubw backwards is wbureobugvlwrebaiuobivelgraginiehelfargrewohnisiewyttimhcselgrig and it is so confusing that your brain ESPLODES!!!!!!!

I wish I had a whole ton of delicious ice cream.

[Blue]

Granted, but its poison flavored.

I wish I had a Yoshi.

[Toasty]

Granted, but it has rabies and eats your braaaiiiiins.
....
And has your little man for desert.

AH WANNA BAH U A DRANK!

[PDM]

Granted. We hook up. That's a wish gone bad for both of us.


i want a donkey show

[Toasty]

Granted, but the show's full of ass. Big, fat, male, ass. And lot's of it.

I wish I got paid more for my job.

[PDM]

Granted. You're paid in canadian dollars instead. (: Tons more money.

[Toasty]

Granted, but something happens!

I wish something happened.

[PDM]

Granted.

I wish I didn't forget about the second part of this game.

[PDM]

Granted, but apparently I forget to make something bad happen to the person above me instead.

pony????

[Toasty]

Granted. Pony killz j00.

I wish I had jelleh in mah belleh.

[Split Infinity]

Granted, but people start poking you like Doughboy.

I wish - OW! LEG CRAMP!! MAKE IT GO AWAY!

[Toasty]

Granted, but your other leg cramps. And then you get diarhea, but you can't make it to the bathroom because it hurts to walk.
...
Eww...

I WISH I WAS A NINJA!

[Split Infinity]

Granted, but you're a naked ninja.

I wish I had Hiro's katana.

[R-dog]

Granted, but 'tis broken.

I wish PDM would turn into a pony so he'd stop wishing for them.

[Caael]

Wish granted.


I wish for it to be 5pm, dammit. I want uh Brawl trayler.

[TheEnglishman]

Wish garnted but Reggie announces that Brawl is cancelled 'due to a kid who wouldn't stop sending me e-mails, threatining me unless Ridley was in there.'
I wish that FFVI was a bit more difficult.

[Caael]

Me111, on Jul 11 2007, 05:21 PM, said:

Wish garnted but Reggie announces that Brawl is cancelled 'due to a kid who wouldn't stop sending me e-mails, threatining me unless Ridley was in there.'
I wish that FFVI was a bit more difficult.

Hey, I never sent any emails....they were letters.

Wish granted, but it turns into the new 'Dora the explorer' game. Uber easy and there's a monkey class!

I wish I was on my holiday right now. With my Wii. And the finished Brawl. With Ridley. In my awesome 5* hotel. Outside. In the little gazebo in the middle of the pool. Getting paid to play it. Oh, and that I wasn't ill.

[TheEnglishman]

Granted but the Wii falls into the pool along with the only ever completed copy of Brawl. Crazed Nintendions (fanboys isn't a very original term) attack your hotel burning it, the gazebo and your money to the ground.
Then you sneeze and catch the flu.
I wish I could be bothered to play FFXII again.

[Caael]

Wish granted, but it's the only game you'll ever play again. Ever.

I wish Brawl would be released in England before 3rd December 2007. That would be sweet to laugh at the Yanks with our shiny copies of Brawl.

[Blue]

Psh, you wish. XDDD

I wish I wasn't so bloody bored.

[Toasty]

Granted, but your un-boardness makes you go insane, and then you streak through the nearest mall.

I wish I wish I was a fish.

[Split Infinity]

Granted, but you get shot into a barrel.

I wish my keyboard was more intuitive.

[Toasty]

Granted, but your keyboard outsmarts you and locks all of the keys.

I wish I had a bigger deck.

[Split Infinity]

Granted, but when the time comes to summon Blue-Eyes Ultimate Dragon, you can't find your Polymerization card.

I wish I was a helicopter.

[Toasty]

Granted, but you didn't take flying lessons so you crash and die.

I wish I had a bigger wooden deck to stand on in front of my house.

[Split Infinity]

Granted, but people wonder why you would make such a dull wish.

I wish I had seven blank 16MB GBA cartridges. And an appropriate transfer device.

[Toasty]

Before I grant your wish, I'm going to ask you why the hell you don't ask for the 256MB ones instead.

Granted, but they give your computer a virus and corrupt your GBA/DS beyond repair.

And the warranty won't cover it.

I wish I had a Koenigsegg CCR.

[Caael]

Wish granted but...I dont even know what the hell you want.....wish granted...but it...'splodes?


I wish that it would be the holiday already.

[PDM]

Wish granted. It's the last day of your holiday already.


i wish 4 a pony companion

[Caael]

Granted. It's a dead pony companion.

I wish for Mario Kart Wii.

[PDM]

Granted. It's a dead mario kart wii.

I wish for OH SNAP! NO YOU DIDN'T! WOAH DANG, STOP THE PHONEZ.

[Caael]

Granted, the phone started.

I wish for no school eveyr.

[Split Infinity]

Mr.T, on Jul 12 2007, 01:20 PM, said:

Before I grant your wish, I'm going to ask you why the hell you don't ask for the 256MB ones instead.

Granted, but they give your computer a virus and corrupt your GBA/DS beyond repair.

And the warranty won't cover it.

I wish I had a Koenigsegg CCR.

1) Having a crappy selection screen would ruin the feel of the games.

2) Do you know simple math, Toasty? Allow me to demonstrate: 7 multiplied by 16 equals 112. Guess what? I just cut the price of a 256MB cartridge in half, and then some!

omg durrr

[TheEnglishman]

I wish Split noticed which topic he was posting in.

[Caael]

Granted, but you stop posting in the right topic.


I wish that I had 4 more wishes.

[TheEnglishman]

Granted but they were lost in the post and won't arrive until 2014.
I wish the ants that are laying siege to my house would die.

[Ironsight]

granted, but the ants come back as zombie ants and eat your brains

i wish i had some cake

[R-dog]

Granted, it's cake with mashed earthworm filling. Mmmmm... squishy.

I wish I did not have any enemies.

[Ironsight]

granted, but then you have no freinds

i wish i had a PS3