[Ironsight]

yes, thats right. ive desided to grace you pitiful mortals with my prescence yet again.
if anyone wants to know why i havennt posted inn while, its because my computor broke and i havent had time to fix it. but im stealing time on my mom's-boyfreinds-sister's-husband's computor.

kake and ice cream for everyone!!!

[TheEnglishman]

Welcome back... whoever you are.

[Ironsight]

:P i wasnt gone that long dude
my fear of Daleks and Cybermen will not stop me from desroying you

[TheEnglishman]

Sorry it's just that I don't remember you that well. No need for destruction or anything like that.

[Ironsight]

no, i think ill destroy you all any way. starting with Toasty

[TheEnglishman]

I wouldn't do that. Split would appear and give a ten point list as to why destroying everyone is not allowed. At least two of his points would be linked to him being the spam king.

[Ironsight]

Split is no Spam king, so 2 of those points are moot. as for the others.. well, who listens to split anyways?

[Toasty]

DarkSword, on Jul 15 2007, 01:06 AM, said:

no, i think ill destroy you all any way. starting with Toasty

.....HOW DO YOU REMEMBER ME?! ANSWER!!

Welcome back dude. I vaguely remember you. :P

[Ironsight]

proly because i smashed your brains alover SoT in fight club.

[Split Infinity]

I'd like to ask you a few questions, DarkSword.

1. Is the fact that my username is Spam King and that I was voted into my current position early this year still leave you hungry for evidence?

2. Is there any reason for the homosexual undercurrent running through your life's work?

3. You claim to live in a place named after a store - is it part of the same chain?

4. What was it like getting your implants done in Moscow?

5. Is it true you failed the screen test for the role of Frodo Baggins?

6. What would you say to kids considering a career in electrical installation?

7. How much did you pay to be let into my forum?

8. Is your reaction to declare your residence of Sparta and kick your enemies upon confrontation?

9. Do you deny any relations with Farfour the Mouse?

10. How does it feel to be owned by the fourth Chaser?

[Toasty]

Split, you're about to open a pandora's box of biblical proportions.

And the only reason you became spam king was because I was gone for like, the whole three months before the awards. YOU GOIN' DOWN NEXT TIME HOLMES!

[Split Infinity]

I'll set up advertising campaigns for every other contestant.

[TheEnglishman]

Split deserved to be Spam King. Unfortunately the power went to his head and he thinks the title means something. :P

[Golden Djinn13]

I was probably off on one of my regular death-defying adventures while you were last here....So I don't know you.

Anyway, Welcome Back.

[Ironsight]

thanks evryone
BTW, the answer to question number 8 is: yes

[Someone Else]

Seriously though, WHO ARE YOU?!

[Ironsight]

i am your darkest fear and your worst nightmare

[Platinum Sun]

Dick Cheney?

[Ironsight]

lol no im your mom

[Split Infinity]

My girlfriend is your mom.

[Platinum Sun]

You fiend!

Dick Cheney was disguised as my mother the whole time!

[Ironsight]

*in a very deep voice*
MUHUHUHAHAHAHA!!

[Split Infinity]

*in a very high voice*

Yes, DarkSword's mom! Yes! YES!

[Ironsight]

*grusomly murders Split*

[Platinum Sun]

Do you have any idea how much cat poop you're going to have to clean up for that? And you're going to have to do it with a plastic fork from Wendy's this time!

[Ironsight]

*cut's of PS's finger and throws it in a bowl of chilly*
*hands PS the fork*
here, youll need this

[Platinum Sun]

I'll just buy a new finger with all the money I'm going to get from this lawsuit! And who eats "chilly" with a fork anyway?

[Ironsight]

bring it on dragon rider! ive got the best lawyer in the world on my side, hes already perfecting his "Chewbacca defense" as we speak!

[Platinum Sun]

Argh! Not the Chewbacca Defense! Ok, I'm going to need a clone army, annoying protocol droids, and a chessboard.

[Split Infinity]

I'm sick of you already, go home!

[Ironsight]

deal with it

[Split Infinity]

*grabs a six iron*

[Ironsight]

you wanna take this outside split?!

[Platinum Sun]

Spam King, on Jul 15 2007, 11:08 PM, said:

*grabs a six iron*

A bold move certainly,
but I'd reccomend a wedge for this shot.

[Ironsight]

*grabs 12-gage*
and id recomend the buckshot-#8

[Split Infinity]

Hmm, I'll stick with Platinum's suggestion. Fore!

[Ironsight]

rule #1: never bring an knife to a gunfight, or in this case, a pole
*fires*

[Split Infinity]

*performs elaborate sword techniques* There's no way he'd just shoot me!

[Platinum Sun]

Yeah, that never works against the cool opponents.

[Ironsight]

why not?
*fires again*

[Platinum Sun]

Yay! Overnight hot topic! Oh, sorry. Continue your dramatic, matrix-style fight scene.

[Ironsight]

actually, i think we should stop before a mod comes in and freezes the topic cause we got of track. if we wanna fight, lets make a new fight club and finish this there

[Platinum Sun]

Yeah, the chances of this topic getting a Wheat Sword locking post are getting slimmer by the minute.

[Toasty]

It was pretty slim to begin with.
The reason why there's only been one on these forums so far, is because not only must the topic have to potential to contain such awesomeness, it must be worthy enough so as not to take away it's awesomeness as well. That, and ultimate posts are sure as hell hard to make. I wouldn't dare try it myself out of fear of embarassment should I phail.

*stares at split*

[Split Infinity]

Please stop staring at me.

[My Best Wishes]

Spam King, on Jul 15 2007, 07:56 PM, said:

6. What would you say to kids considering a career in electrical installation?

Why would you bag Sparkys? Split do you know how much they get paid? A lot more then a retail wage, and most other crappy white collar jobs as well.

"Replying to The Return Of Darksword"

[Split Infinity]

I wasn't bagging Sparkys...

[Aquamarine]

Welcome back, DarkSword. Stick around this time.