The internet is really really great
(FOR PORN!)
I have a fast connection so I don't have to wait
(FOR PORN!)
There's always some new site
(FOR PORN!)
I browse all day and night
(FOR PORN!)
It's like I'm surfing at the speed of light!
(FOOOR PORN!)
The internet is for porn
(Trekkie!)
The internet is for porn
(What are you doing?)
Why you think the net was born?
Porn porn porn!
Trekkie!
(Oh, hello Kate monster!)
You're ruining my song!
(Oh, me sorry! Me no mean to!)
Well if you wouldn't mind being quiet for a minute so I can finish?
(Okie dokie!)
Good.
I'm glad we haveg this new technology
(FOR PORN!)
Which gives us untold opportunity
(For por--oops, sorry)
Right from your own desktop
(For--)
You can research browse and shop!
Until you've had enough and you're ready to stop!
(FOR POOORN!)
The internet is for porn!
(Nuu!)
The internet is for porn!
(Treekkie!)
Me up all night honking me horn to porn porn porn!
That's gross! You're a pervert!
(Sticks and stones kate monster!)
NO! Really, you're a pervert!
Normal people don't sit at home and look at porn on the internet!
(Ohhh?)
What?!
(YOU HAVE NO IDEA!! Ready normal people?)
"Ready!" "Ready!" "Ready!"
Let me hear you guys!
The internet is for porn!
(Sorry Kate)
The internet is for porn
(I masturbate!)
All these guys unzip their flies for porn porn po--
PORN! PORN! PO--
(Hold on a second! Now I know for a fact that you, Rob, check your portfolio and trade stocks online.)
That's correct.
(And brian, you buy things on amazon.com!)
Sure!
(And gary, you keep selling your possesions on ebay..)
Yes I do!
(And princeton, you sent me that sweet online birthday card.)
True!
But Kate, what you think he do.. AFTER? Hm?
(EWWWW!)
The internet is for porn!
(That's gross!)
The internet is for porn!
(I hate porn!)
Grab your **** and double click for PORN PORN PORN!
PORRRRN! PORRRRRRN! THE INTERNET IS FOR, INTERNET IS FOR, INTERNET IS FOR PORN!
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AKA lifeform288
Posted 27 July 2007 - 06:13 AM
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- Interests:Drums, Guitar Hero, pretending to play guitar, getting awesome at the one song I know how to play on bass, school(yeah, I'm such a loser) music, mohney, etc.<br /><br />I suppose I'll give you an abbreviated list of bands that I like:<br />Relient K<br />Switchfoot<br />Guster<br />Angels and Airwaves<br />Arcade Fire<br />Porcupine Tree<br />Weezer<br />Mae<br /><br />It's sorta a weird mix of mainstream and not so mainstream.<br />I like a lot of single songs too...<br /><br />Bands I need to look at:<br />Plastic Constellations<br />Cauterize<br />Patent Pending<br />And a bunch of local bands that you'll probably never hear of.<br /><br />Pandora rocks.<br /><br />I'm running out of things to say here.<br /><br />Perhaps I like duct tape?<br /><br />Yeah. This likely won't be touched for another year when my tastes have completely changed.<br />
Posted 27 July 2007 - 08:18 AM
Hilarious song. The video is even greater.
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Posted 27 July 2007 - 12:31 PM
No way PDM! You've never even been to prison!
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Posted 27 July 2007 - 03:42 PM
Well back in my army day..
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AKA Spam King
Posted 28 July 2007 - 02:57 AM
Why is the princess a pig!?
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AKA Niko Bellic
Posted 28 July 2007 - 09:32 AM
Saucesome song.
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