[Ironsight]

i put this in misc -Entertainment cus i thought it was funny and because im cheap enough to use it to increase my post count. even though it says it was inspired by Ima Jerk, let me tell you now that THIS REALLY HAPPENED.

ok, this was about a year ago,my mom was living in a country club cuase she just got divorced from my dad. (we dont live there anymore) its almost entirely a golf place, so theres a bunch of golfcarts there. anyways, we , like every other resident at the country club, were given a golfcart incase we ever wanted to go golfing. (it was pimpin to, sparkly purple with gold colored rims :P ) even though we werent old enough, me and my brothers ocasionaly drove it around the block a couple of times. well, one day me and my two other brothers(12 & 10) were playing out side. 12 was driving the cart, 10 was riding his rip-stick, and i was sitting on the curb, waiting for my turn to drive. as usual, 12 had anoyed me in some way that i cant remeber, so i was pretty...um...steamed at him. 12 always drove the cart. and when i say always, i mean always. he would be of on it for an hour or two, leaving me at home, waiting until he came back. witch was usually around the time our mom wouldnt let us ride it any more (to dark, the cart didnt have headlights). after waiting for an hour or so, 12 finaly came back. wanting to ride 10's rip-stick. with great releif (and anger) i got on. but 12 was not letting me of so easily. turns out he had stolen the keys and was running off by the time i noticed this. without going into detailes, i managed to get the keys back. finalyi had my chancve to drive. but by that time, i was incredibly mad at 12. i wanted tyo maker him pay, bad. witrh malice in my eyes, i started up the cart and drove it around the corner. then i turned around, pushed the peddle down as far as it would go and pointed the cart directly at 12. i waited until i could see the whites of his eyes before i swerved away at the last moment (nearly turning the cart over in thew process). it must have looked like i was about to run him down, wich was exactly what i wanted him to think(he later told me it scared the carp out of him).later i laughed and told him i was sorry, and he laughed to, but i dont think he ever trusted me behind the wheel of a golf cart ever again. some might call it road rage, but i call it funny. what do you guys think?

[TheEnglishman]

I'd call it a common room topic. I also think it's a bizarre thing to do, but at least it all ends happily.
When I could only see 'I nearly killed my brother' I thought Caael had made this topic. :P

[Split Infinity]

Miscellaneous entertainment indeed.

IMAJ was better though. I mean, I could just bike over to the nearest golfing club and swerve around people at high speed, then hit a mound and grab some serious air, and I'd already have a better story to tell. No offence.

[PDM]

Me111, on Jul 28 2007, 01:16 AM, said:

When I could only see 'I nearly killed my brother' I thought Caael had made this topic. :P

I thought Caael made it too. I was wondering how close he got to slitting his little brother's throat before they caught him.

[Aquamarine]

I also thought this topic was made by Caael. But then I remembered he was on holiday, and wondered who could have made this...

[Split Infinity]

And then your eyes moved a few inches to the right?

[Aquamarine]

Right you are, old chap. Oh my, that's a first for you, is it not?

[Split Infinity]

Nope, happens every few weeks.

[Platinum Sun]

Close doesn't count in today's economy. Next time, really kill your brother with a golfcart.

[Someone Else]

I like to see that I'm a Jerk is so inspirational to fellow forumites. *ego inflates*

For the record, as far as I know, the stuff really happened to the "Jerk" in I'm a Jerk.

[Ironsight]

Spam King, on Jul 28 2007, 01:27 AM, said:

IMAJ was better though. I mean, I could just bike over to the nearest golfing club and swerve around people at high speed, then hit a mound and grab some serious air, and I'd already have a better story to tell. No offence.

im not trying to compete with WD , i just thought it be kinda funny to see everyones reactions. my bro got a glazed-over look when i told him i was putting this in the forums :P

[Toasty]

So Caael didn't almost kill his brother?....dang.

[Ironsight]

this is my topic dammit! :P

[Lightning Star]

Sorry bro, but try using the spell checker and learn a little bit of grammar. I'm sure it was one of those "you had to be there" moments. Better luck next time, chump.

And darn, I really thought Caael had killed his brother. XD Now that would make a story, I'm sure!

[Caael]

PDM, on Jul 28 2007, 06:33 PM, said:

I thought Caael made it too. I was wondering how close he got to slitting his little brother's throat before they caught him.

Tieing the noose, cleaning the iron maiden spikes, sharpening the knife, and digging the hole.

I wasn't joking about the first one.

[Split Infinity]

But you have so much to live for, Caael!

:D

[Someone Else]

Spam King, on Aug 30 2007, 11:52 PM, said:

But you have so much to live for, Caael!

:D

You made a funny. No seriously, that was cool.

[Split Infinity]

;D

[Aquamarine]

Ok, now you ruined it Split.

[Caael]

LOL I actually broke his nose today. He was charging around, and then he shouted at me to move, and I didn't, so he ran face first into my back. Some bone has been dislodged, but it's not serious enough for him to go to hospital. I haven't laughed so much in ages.

[Aquamarine]

You're just evil... I love it! Give him one for me!

[Caael]

It's sick though, he keeps grabbing the bone and clicking it. Eurghhh.

[Viridian Tiger]

Oh, dear. You really shouldn't kill anyone, even if it was just a joke. You could live to expirience great regret and punishment for such actions. (Especially considering how young he is.) Younger brothers do get you steamed up and can be a pet-peev, but at least you have someone who can have the same interests as you and follow in your footsteps.( It all depends.) At least the story ended happily! It was a very nice ending. ^^

[Ironsight]

lol, yes. hes now one of my closest allies in the fight against the Fat-Ass (Wesley). Wesley is my new target

[Aquamarine]

You know, you keep mentioning this Wesley guy, but I don't think you've ever actually said who that is.

[Ironsight]

Ill post a picture of him someday, after I get a picture of myself on here

[Split Infinity]

Your logic is questionable.

[Ironsight]

And so is your faith!! /random

[Split Infinity]

You can have faith in me knocking your block off in a minute.

[Ironsight]

ok

[Aquamarine]

DarkSword, on Sep 11 2007, 04:12 AM, said:

Ill post a picture of him someday, after I get a picture of myself on here

Just tell me WHO THE HELL HE IS?! Your brother, a friend?

[Split Infinity]

Yeah! *knocks his block off*

[Ironsight]

The day I call Wesley my brother is the day scientists find the end of Eternity.
He is my Dad's Girlfreind's son.

[Split Infinity]

So he's your half-brother.

[Ironsight]

NO. He is my dads GIRLFREIND'S son, not my dad's WIFE'S son and i prey to [insert religious leader/idol here] that it stays that way

[Aquamarine]

Oh... Why so gloomy?

[Ironsight]

hes a short, fat little brat thats always Snitching, Sucking up,being a Drama Queen, always Whinning, and doing anything to gain the favor of my dad. He's always talking trash to me and my actuall brothers, and then when we fight him, he loses horribly. When asked about this, he just treplies: "That never happened!"

Oh yeah, hes from Texas too

[Split Infinity]

DarkSword, on Sep 13 2007, 06:07 AM, said:

NO. He is my dads GIRLFREIND'S son, not my dad's WIFE'S son and i prey to [insert religious leader/idol here] that it stays that way

Preying on religious leaders won't make you very popular I'm afraid.

But then, what happened to your mother?

[Ironsight]

Nothing, my mom and dad got divorced december 15, about 2 years ago. They both share custody of me and my brothers, so I only have to see the Fat-Ass (Wesley) evey other week. lol, im taking therapy

[Aquamarine]

DarkSword, on Sep 12 2007, 10:39 PM, said:

hes a short, fat little brat thats always Snitching, Sucking up,being a Drama Queen, always Whinning, and doing anything to gain the favor of my dad. He's always talking trash to me and my actuall brothers, and then when we fight him, he loses horribly. When asked about this, he just treplies: "That never happened!"

Sounds not only a lot like Caael's brother, but alos my cousins in England. I hate 'em. They are so spoiled, obnoxious, unthankful... Then again, these are the people who are getting me a Wii... Maybe I should start loving them.

[Ironsight]

Dont complain, at least your cousins are doing something benificial to you, and Caael can always give his brother some more bloody nose. I cant do that.
Last week he was actually asking his mom and my dad if he could get payed for jobs that me and my brothers were doing for the right to eat dinner. I couldnt beleive it! And when we were at SNob Hill, (this is maybe a half an hour before dinner) he tried to get his mom and my dad to buy him a bagle. When they both said no, he began winnig about it until we got home, and he could eat something else
He is such a winey, greedy b*stard
I hate him

[Caael]

You think that's bad? Because my little brother is such a retard, and makes a fool of himself, he has no friends. So he hangs around with me. Eurgh. Not only does he make a complete twat of himself, but he also embarrasses me beyond belief. Imagine you had an 11 year old mentally retarded brother, who everytime he saw one of your friends would crawl around like a dog and start barking at them. How would you feel?

[Ironsight]

exactly the same way you feel, because he does the same thing. He's supposedly 11, but he's more like an 8 year old kid. He has no freinds, so instead, he hangs out with ours (mine and my brothers). We cant get any time away from him with our freinds becuase the Fat-Ass Hell-Child follows us everywhere, and when he cant find us, he searches the entire neighborhood. Its like having a leech that you cant get off

[Split Infinity]

Just give him an extremely hard time whenever he's around you, if nobody's looking.

[Caael]

Or punch him.

[Aquamarine]

Or bump a topic with an unneeded three-word sentence.

[Caael]

Or it's not bumping because it's the thread with the newest posts in this section.