[Mallick]

Notice who got the last word. Notice who owned who in Halo. Notice who cried about it (for like the millionth time after asking me to play for the millionth time after telling me they'd never play against me again for the millionth time.)

Pieced together from MSN chat log

Jack says:
Good night.
See you space cowboy... says:
I never talked to you today?
Jack says:
I'd say Good day, but that would be a lie.
See you space cowboy... says:
It's morning for me.
Jack says:
Wait...now it is for me.
See you space cowboy... says:
k
Jack says:
Midnight roxorz.
See you space cowboy... says:
7am roxorz.
Jack says:
Stupid PEOPLE start waking up at 7am.
See you space cowboy... says:
I haven't slept yet
Jack says:

See you space cowboy... says:
I keep getting kicked from servers
Jack says:
Wanna play Halo with me again?
See you space cowboy... says:
k in a bit
See you space cowboy... says:
I have to prove to these people I'm awesome
Jack says:
I'll throw in a mod or two, kay?
See you space cowboy... says:
Such as?
Jack says:
Some of these are awesome.
Jack says:
Er...
Jack says:
Scorpions...
See you space cowboy... says:
no thx
Jack says:
Rockets on all weapons...
Jack says:
Wierd gravity gun thing...
Jack says:
No banshees...
Jack says:
The gravity gun is crazy.
See you space cowboy... says:
So.
See you space cowboy... says:
You cry about me being "on a different level" than you
See you space cowboy... says:
and now you're asking me to play again?
Jack says:
Yes.
See you space cowboy... says:
Fun.
Jack says:
We'll see.
Jack says:
Now?
See you space cowboy... says:
Yeah.
Jack says:
Normal game?
See you space cowboy... says:
No banshees mod ftw
Jack says:
k
Jack says:
Might be laggy.
See you space cowboy... says:
=/
Jack says:
Unless we both have the same mod.
See you space cowboy... says:
=//
Jack says:
You want a link?
See you space cowboy... says:
not really
Jack says:
k
See you space cowboy... says:
infox pl0x
Jack says:
What?
See you space cowboy... says:
INFOX PL0X.
Jack says:
SEC.
See you space cowboy... says:
What?
Jack says:
ONE SECOND.
See you space cowboy... says:
KAY.
Jack says:

Jack says:
I HAS MORE THAN JOO.
See you space cowboy... says:
I still can't quite get the poop out!
Jack says:
<horro>
See you space cowboy... says:
I don't have custom emotes feature
See you space cowboy... says:
windows messenger ftw
Jack says:
Okay.
Jack says:

Jack says:
Then.
See you space cowboy... says:
:#
See you space cowboy... says:
::! :# :% :^: :& :*
See you space cowboy... says:

See you space cowboy... says:

Jack says:
Guh?
See you space cowboy... says:
Guh!
Jack says:
I can't see half of those.
See you space cowboy... says:
Half of those
See you space cowboy... says:
aren't real emoticons
Jack says:
k
See you space cowboy... says:
just me figuring out what are emoticons and what aren't
Jack says:
Prog Files...
Jack says:
Microsoft Games...
See you space cowboy... says:
God
Jack says:
Halo Trial...
See you space cowboy... says:
just make a regular game
Jack says:
Maps...
See you space cowboy... says:
boringggg
Jack says:
k
Jack says:
Ow, back pain.
See you space cowboy... says:
owe
See you space cowboy... says:
penis pain
See you space cowboy... says:
... what
See you space cowboy... says:
wait*
See you space cowboy... says:
disregard that
Jack says:
Too much wank?
See you space cowboy... says:
"Ralphie, if your nose starts bleeding, it means you're picking it too much.. or not enough!"
See you space cowboy... says:
I CAN HAV CHEEZBURGER PLS?
Jack says:

See you space cowboy... says:
*yawn*
Jack says:
Sorry, multitasking.
See you space cowboy... says:
*yawn again*
Jack says:
Creating game now...
See you space cowboy... says:
|-)
Jack says:
*****fight
666
Jack says:
Details?
See you space cowboy... says:
Jellyfish
See you space cowboy... says:
youwish
See you space cowboy... says:
awww
Jack says:
You obviously don't care.
See you space cowboy... says:
you don't get to be invincible from my lag
See you space cowboy... says:
and you leave
Jack says:
I just explained it to you in-game, I'm not going to try again.
Jack says:
At least I didn't chase you.
See you space cowboy... says:
you didn't explain ****
See you space cowboy... says:
wtf dude
Jack says:
Then forget it.
See you space cowboy... says:
you start with full health
See you space cowboy... says:
and I don't?
See you space cowboy... says:
You just need to hit me a few times
See you space cowboy... says:
and I gotta headshot you?
Jack says:
Your shield recharges after I die, ****head.
See you space cowboy... says:
my health doesn't
See you space cowboy... says:
You're such a little girl/
See you space cowboy... says:
girl.*
Jack says:
I WONDER WHY?
See you space cowboy... says:
Next time, instead of wasting my time, just watch a halo 3 trailer and call me a hacker.
Jack says:
You ****ing rocket me wherever I spawn. That is cheap.
See you space cowboy... says:
I don't rocket.
See you space cowboy... says:
You rocketed me when I was lagging.
Jack says:
But I didn't ****ing hunt you down.
Jack says:
You came to me.
See you space cowboy... says:
I'm sorry I don't have the patience to wait for you to make your slow ass ****ing way to middle
See you space cowboy... says:
after running around getting a shotty and sniper taking your ****ing sweet time
Jack says:
Yep, might as well kill me so I repsawn in the same spot.
Jack says:
That's really gonna help isn't it.
Jack says:
Yeah.
See you space cowboy... says:
Well it might not help anything
See you space cowboy... says:
but it doesn't hurt anything either
Jack says:
Bull.
See you space cowboy... says:
assuming my teammate isn't a ****ing 6 year old girl.
Jack says:
I'm not your teammate.
See you space cowboy... says:
opponent.
See you space cowboy... says:
It's MSN not a GSSF post.
Jack says:
Bah. Forget it. I felt up myself for winning all day, alright?
See you space cowboy... says:
And you thought you could own me because some kids that were terrible lost to you?
See you space cowboy... says:
But because I wasn't lagging you got killed
Jack says:
I was getting 60 kills every round.
See you space cowboy... says:
so that's the end of that?
Jack says:
With normal guns.
See you space cowboy... says:
Normal guns?
Jack says:
As in, non-explosive.
See you space cowboy... says:
There's nothing abnormal about my selection of guns.
See you space cowboy... says:
In fact, my two weapons are very balanced.
Jack says:
I never said there was.
Jack says:
But now I am.
See you space cowboy... says:
It was implied by calling other weapons, "normal."
Jack says:
A sniper and a fuel rod at an enemy running from you is real balanced.
Jack says:
In fact, forget the sniper.
See you space cowboy... says:
quit running, turn around and shoot my head
See you space cowboy... says:
that's ****ing rocket science
Jack says:
Rockets indeed.
Jack says:
I ca't shoot you when I'm dead in less than ten seconds.
Jack says:
That's rocket science.
See you space cowboy... says:
You could kill me in 3.
Jack says:
If I was lucky.
Jack says:
And you were **** for a moment.
See you space cowboy... says:
How was I ****?
Jack says:
What?
See you space cowboy... says:
Jack says:
And you were **** for a moment.
Jack says:
That was going on from the previous message.
Jack says:
Add the mental comma, retard.
See you space cowboy... says:
I closed the window
See you space cowboy... says:
I've been closing the window every 2 seconds
See you space cowboy... says:
get good, retard.
Jack says:
...
See you space cowboy... says:
Come in here
See you space cowboy... says:
camp my spawn with the BFG and sniper
Jack says:
No thanks.
See you space cowboy... says:
all talk and no actoin
See you space cowboy... says:
action*
See you space cowboy... says:
OMFG FUEL ROD GUN SO IMBA
See you space cowboy... says:
SOOOO IMBA OMFG USE NORMAL GUNZ PL0X
Jack says:
If I did that, I'd get the feeling you would be pissed at all the spawn kills.
See you space cowboy... says:
No I wouldn't
Jack says:
Then I'd feel like an ass.
See you space cowboy... says:
I'd just shoot you
See you space cowboy... says:
Because I don't run away the whole time
Jack says:
Alright, watch this.
Jack says:
I'll let you get all your badass weapons. Then I'm going to stand in the same place I spawn, and shoot you. And we'll see if that works.
Jack says:
Okay?
See you space cowboy... says:
Why don't you just get my "badass" weapons and spawnkill me.
Jack says:
^
See you space cowboy... says:
?*
Jack says:
^
See you space cowboy... says:
Hm>
See you space cowboy... says:
?
Jack says:
It's called an arrow.
See you space cowboy... says:
It's not
See you space cowboy... says:
called an arrow.
Jack says:
Sorry for not being able to draw with my keyboard.
Jack says:
:P
See you space cowboy... says:
You don't need to.
See you space cowboy... says:
You're apparently an expert linguist.
See you space cowboy... says:
You could say "LOOK UPZ THURR"
Jack says:
I didn't feel like mincing words after I'd already answered your question.
See you space cowboy... says:
You didn't
See you space cowboy... says:
you just said you'd sit in the corner while I shot you with my gunz0rz
Jack says:
Forget it then.
See you space cowboy... says:
just come in here and try to use my OMFG SO POWERFULLZZZ WAPONZ to spawn kill me
Jack says:
No.
See you space cowboy... says:
HUSWE
Jack says:
No.
See you space cowboy... says:
HUSWE
Jack says:
No.
See you space cowboy... says:
HUSWE
Jack says:
No.
See you space cowboy... says:
HUSWE
Jack says:
Shut the **** up plz.
See you space cowboy... says:
HUSWE (I COULD DO THIS ALL DAY, BADDIE.)
Jack says:
Not now you can't. BLock.
See you space cowboy... says:
HUSWE

[Mindpatch]

nobody will read this, ever..
NOBODY!!!!

[Aquamarine]

Split always gets owned by Lemon in Gunz.

[Caael]

I got past the first 7 lines then got bored.

[Someone Else]

I read it until you guys started arguing. You're both big babies.

[Toasty]

So why was this so important that it needed to be posted?

And I only read like, ten lines.

[Split Infinity]

Yeah, I'm such a total huss-wee, whatever the hell that is.

[Someone Else]

It sounds like Josue.

[Split Infinity]

I knew he'd make another topic like this. He obviously wants attention.

He also managed to cleverly edit out the real last word.

[Lemontime]

Aquamarine, on Sep 30 2007, 02:53 AM, said:

Split always gets owned by Lemon in Gunz.

*Flex*

[Lemontime]

Also.
Wtf does HUSWE even mean?

[Mallick]

I didn't post your "LAST WORD!" because you typed it, unblocked me, hit enter, and blocked me.

[Eugine]

Since everyone said they refused to read the whole convo, I'll do it to show some love. Well, not really...

No comment really.

[Aquamarine]

I read the whole thing.



















Not rly

[Mindpatch]

LOLOLOLOLOL I rd teh hole than, dat was soooooooofunnah!!!!1111 ROFLROFLROLFROFL!!!!1111111111111ONEONEOENE!

[Mallick]

you're black

[Split Infinity]

*eugine walks in*

[Someone Else]

*and Echo Djinn too*

[Eugine]

you're a fat pig?

[Someone Else]

OOH BURN

[Split Infinity]

Face it dude, you're a lame white kid. xD

[Someone Else]

WHO TOLD YOU?!

[Eugine]

Let me make it clear... I was asking a question!!!

[Split Infinity]

Who's going to give an honest reply to a question like that?

[Eugine]

WD you haven't answered my question yet.
*views WD profile*

Oh... I was wrong. You're a slim human.

*wink wink*

[Someone Else]

I could've sworn you were talking to PDM.

[Split Infinity]

...

[Eugine]

*wink wink*

I say it again...

[Split Infinity]

...are you horny?

[Eugine]

No.

[Aquamarine]

If that question was directed to PDM he would have said the truth. Which I won't start discussing now.

[Toasty]

POP GOES THE WEASLE!!

[Mallick]

let this topic die already plz