[Moonear]

We've all heard about it, but what is it? Texture, color, smell, taste, and any other random crap you can name about it. Did you know that awesome sauce is the opposite of liquid unhappiness?(or as i like to call it: coffee.)

[Toasty]

*bish slaps*
NO!!
Coffe is the best dang thing that ever happened to this planet!!

And you should ask WD. He came up with it. I think...

[Quacnar]

Dude of Wind, on Nov 5 2007, 10:37 PM, said:

*bish slaps*
NO!!
Coffe is the best dang thing that ever happened to this planet!!

And you should ask WD. He came up with it. I think...

Maybe you have had a little too much...

[Laharl]

Dude of Wind, on Nov 6 2007, 01:37 AM, said:

And you should ask WD. He came up with it. I think...

i believe it was the idiots at 4chan who made it popular...

Wasabi Sauce is both awesome and a sauce

[Toasty]

killercoz, on Nov 5 2007, 05:55 PM, said:

Maybe you have had a little too much...

Caffiene doesn't even wake me up in the morning. How then, could it possibly make me super energetic?

I'm merely stateing that if there was no such thing as coffe, I would die.
...And I'd be a few inches taller.

[Quacnar]

Dude of Wind, on Nov 5 2007, 10:37 PM, said:

*bish slaps*
NO!!
Coffe is the best dang thing that ever happened to this planet!!

And you should ask WD. He came up with it. I think...

This class is what happens to you immediately after drinking coffee.

Dude of Wind, on Nov 5 2007, 10:59 PM, said:

Caffiene doesn't even wake me up in the morning. How then, could it possibly make me super energetic?

I'm merely stateing that if there was no such thing as coffe, I would die.
...And I'd be a few inches taller.

These are the long term effects: tiredness, stunt in growth, and addiction.

[Toasty]

If that's what happens to you, you haven't dranken enough coffe. Or you're still 10 years old.

[Nosferatu]

Hmm? Coffee? Where?

[Moonear]

I think that I am safe in saying that awesome sauce is saucesome!

[Toasty]

YOU STOLE THAT FROM ME!

[Ironsight]

STEALING LINES IS NOT ALLOWED!

[Tasuki]

Coffee is disgusting.

[Ironsight]

STFU, fool!

[Moonear]

Dude of Wind, on Nov 5 2007, 09:56 PM, said:

YOU STOLE THAT FROM ME!

DarkSword, on Nov 5 2007, 10:01 PM, said:

STEALING LINES IS NOT ALLOWED!

Sorry. :P
Coffee cakes are good, chocolate covered beans are good and coffee ice cream is good, but coffee sucks, imo.
Did you know that Awesome sauce goes with any food in the universe and enhances its flavor by 5,000,000,000,000,000 percent?

[Quacnar]

What the hell is awesome sauce?

[Saturos S.]

Coffee rocks.

You can not disagree with me. *brainwash powers*

[Blue]

Sauceome came from Secret of Mana Theater. anyone who disagree's is going to hell.

[Tasuki]

DarkSword, on Nov 5 2007, 10:07 PM, said:

STFU, fool!

Never

[Toasty]

*pours steaming hot coffe down tasuki's throat*

[Tasuki]

Never

[Ironsight]

Duh Nile is a river in Egypt, accept it!

[Tasuki]

What?

[Ironsight]

Denial
Duh Nile
?

[Tasuki]

Why?

[Ironsight]

Coffee is great, you cannot deny it!

[Tasuki]

No, it's not.

[Ironsight]

Then you are doomed to be tired at work and grow tall forever!

[Tasuki]

Prove it!

[Ironsight]

Nah, I got a headache right now.

[Tasuki]

Because of the coffee!

[Laharl]

why have caffeine, when you can have caffeine and taurine? go go cheap energy drinks

coffee is horrible

[Ironsight]

Well, I can't dissagree with Laharl, lest I risk my dignity.

[Someone Else]

laharl the slayer, on Nov 5 2007, 05:55 PM, said:

i believe it was the idiots at 4chan who made it popular...

I made up awesomesauce on my own (I didn't hear about it from anywhere else) but it doesn't surprise to see that it was already invented.

Awesomesauce is awesomesauce. Much like God, it is something that mortals can't fathom. There is only the faith that it exists.

http://www.urbandict...rm=Awesomesauce
http://www.urbandict...m=Awesome+sauce

[Laharl]

according to uncyclopedia "You must smelt down several quantities of awesomesauce" in order to create applesauce. awesomesauce makes you awesome and gives you eyes beams like these

http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/5/53/Popeeyebeams.jpg

i **** you not

[Aquamarine]

Dude of Wind, on Nov 6 2007, 02:59 AM, said:

Caffiene doesn't even wake me up in the morning. How then, could it possibly make me super energetic?

I'm merely stateing that if there was no such thing as coffe, I would die.
...And I'd be a few inches taller.

Amen to that. Coffee is the best thing that has ever happened to me or anybody else.

[Someone Else]

I don't really care much for coffee, I get on fine without it.

[I'm Always BROKE]

Same for me, however I do enjoy a warm coffee when it's cold outside. Then again, I only get them at the super market in which they're free. :( I don't like Caffeine drinks. They just taste horrible I think.

[Moonear]

I drink hot chocolate when it's cold outside, and I drink Red Bull when I need energy

[Toasty]

I don't care for energy drinks. If someone buys me one, or lets me have some of theirs, I'll take it, but I won't buy my own. I just like the taste and aroma of coffee. I don't use it for energy, and as stated, it wouldn't do me much good to anyway.

[Folcon]

Gatorade for the win people. Not an energy drink, but it rehydrates you good and quenches your thirst.

[Eugine]

I drink Coffee most of the time, and definitely when I have exams. I usually sleep only 6 hours per day, and sometimes 5, so I need some something to keep me up.

Don't worry, I make up my lack of sleep on saturdays and holidays.

[Toasty]

Awesome sauce is found down there. I'll let you determine what that really means.

[Split Infinity]

I get you, Toasty.

I'll go fetch us a bottle from the cellar. XD

[Toasty]

._.;

[Split Infinity]

Here you go, nice and cold!

[Toasty]

BLEGH. *shudder*

[Split Infinity]

What's wrong? Do you want me to warm it up for you?

[Toasty]

EWW.

[Split Infinity]

Something must be wrong with this boy. Everybody loves to try my awesome sauce.

[Mallick]

Dude of Wind, on Nov 5 2007, 05:37 PM, said:

*bish slaps*
NO!!
Coffe is the best dang thing that ever happened to this planet!!

And you should ask WD. He came up with it. I think...

dear lord, if you love it so much how come you still can't spell it?

[Toasty]

Coffee. Better?

[Mallick]

did u googl it?

[Toasty]

Nope. Pulled that one right outta' mah noggin'.

[Mathak Kraven]

I heard awesomesauce doesn't digest well :(

[Toasty]

I heard awesome sauce is salty.

[Moonear]

Wind Dude, on Nov 6 2007, 11:49 PM, said:

Awesomesauce is awesomesauce. Much like God, it is something that mortals can't fathom. There is only the faith that it exists.

According to WD, humans cannot know what it tastes like.

[Drizzy Drake]

Women do.

[Moonear]

WOMEN ARE MORTALS TOO, FOOL.

[Drizzy Drake]

Fine, women and Elton John.

[Toasty]

You don't get it do you? It'd be wrong and disgusting for men to know what it tastes like. However, some women (usually the hookers) know what it tastes like.

I'll leave that slightly open for interpretation.

[Drizzy Drake]

Dude of Wind, on Jan 10 2008, 09:35 PM, said:

You don't get it do you? It'd be wrong and disgusting for men to know what it tastes like. However, some women (usually the hookers) know what it tastes like.

I'll leave that slightly open for interpretation.

That is exactly what I said, except in fewer words.

[Someone Else]

Hahaha you guys are funny.

[Drizzy Drake]

Yes. We are. NOW LEAVE.


I'm sorry. Here's a cookie.

[Toasty]

.....what? I was talking about spaghetti sauce.

[Drizzy Drake]

Ahahahahahahahahahahahahhaha, no.

[Split Infinity]

I've drank my own awesome sauce plenty of times.

[ZephyrAnalea]

Barbecue sauce is awesome sauce. Nice and sweet, a slightly grainy and thick texture, and very tasty!

Besides, tea pwns coffee any day. And apples. An apple in the morning is better at waking you up than coffee!

[Sea of Time]

Dude of Wind, on Jan 10 2008, 08:21 PM, said:

I heard awesome sauce is salty.

Spam King said:

I've drank my own awesome sauce plenty of times.

Wow guys. Wow.

[Split Infinity]

Alright, I admit it was innuendo.

[Mathak Kraven]

http://img181.imageshack.us/img181/2924/awesomesauceer2.png

Awesomesauce?

[Split Infinity]

There's no shame in playing at a low resolution. :P

[Mathak Kraven]

It's a loldemo.

[Split Infinity]

There's a demo? Huh.

[Mathak Kraven]

Spam King, on Jan 11 2008, 11:14 PM, said:

There's a demo? Huh.

Only for people with a nVidea video card, and my laptop happened to have one. So I was all like loldownload.

> http://www.steampowered.com/nvidia/

[Sea of Time]

My awesomesauce just won't stop.

[Saturos S.]

Awesome.

[Split Infinity]

Saucy.

[Moonear]

Wicked.

[Toasty]

*eyes melt*

[Someone Else]

Can't... stop... the awesome sauce.

[Toasty]

*orgasm* [/WD]

[Ironsight]

Eww, there's awesomesauce everywere now!

[Moonear]

Awesomesauce is not disgusting, it's magical!

[ZephyrAnalea]

Know what's awesome about awesomesauce?
It's low in calories.

[Someone Else]

Want some?

[Toasty]

I'll pass. I've got plenty of my own anyway.

[Someone Else]

Suit yourself.

[Split Infinity]

Mine tastes like Yoohoo.

[Caael]

This is like when my mates were talking about gravy, which of course, was a euphamism.

[Drizzy Drake]

For cum?

[Caael]

For vaginal seepage.

[Moonear]

Spam King, on Jan 12 2008, 09:49 PM, said:

Mine tastes like Yoohoo.

Yoohoo= fake chocolate + water + milk by products.

[Split Infinity]

Well I do consume large quantities of those substances...

[Caael]

Vaginal seepage or Yoohoo?


Choose your answer carefully.

[Split Infinity]

Neither. I was talking about the ingredients ihk listed.

[Caael]

Dont lie to me...

[Split Infinity]

http://frankthetank.files.wordpress.com/2006/12/birthday-cake.gif

[Caael]

:P:O:O:O:O

[Toasty]

You know, the common room has REALLY gotten dirty in the past few months.

And it started with Skidz sex topic! I BLAME YOU! GENERIC POO STAIN ON MANY CHILDREN'S PANTS GUY!

[Someone Else]

Actually I do believe that was coz. And you do have to remember my constant lack of pants.

[Toasty]

Yeah, that too. This reminded me of you're lack of pants:
http://www.beerorkid.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/bacon-_flowchart.jpg

[ZephyrAnalea]

Woohoo, the bacon flowchart has finally gone viral!
Now THAT is awesomesauce :P

[Drizzy Drake]

Dude of Wind, on Jan 13 2008, 02:01 AM, said:

You know, the common room has REALLY gotten dirty in the past few months.

And it started with Skidz sex topic! I BLAME YOU! GENERIC POO STAIN ON MANY CHILDREN'S PANTS GUY!

THat was killercoz. GRR.

[Eugine]

WD started it, but coz was the catalyst.

These past few days reminds me of my secondary school days, once my friends started talking about sex, only a teacher was able to stop the discussion. The teacher in this case will obviously be GL.

[Toasty]

Skidzorz, on Jan 13 2008, 01:20 PM, said:

THat was killercoz. GRR.

I still blame you.

[I'm Always BROKE]

It all started by not wearing pants. Or at least, admitting it. Now that I think of it... lol pants! *takes pants of* :P

[Toasty]

So THAT'S where my pants went! GIVE ME BACK MY PANTS DIDDY!

[I'm Always BROKE]

What do I need pants for? I don't wear those... :P

[Toasty]

*snatches pants*
Next time, at least ASK before you climb into my pants!

*put's pants back on*

[Drizzy Drake]

Ok. Toasty, may I climb into your pants.

[Toasty]

PERVERT!

[Drizzy Drake]

Huh, what, I never typed that. Hmm. SoT is editing my posts again. Jebus Christ.

[Toasty]

SoT's not even on atm. *backs up against a wall*

[Drizzy Drake]

Dude of Wind, on Jan 13 2008, 06:11 PM, said:

SoT's not even on atm. *backs up against a wall*

He was for 2 seconds. You missed it.

[Toasty]

I doubt.

[Drizzy Drake]

Dude of Wind, on Jan 13 2008, 06:12 PM, said:

I doubt.

He went all ninja on your ass.

[Toasty]

O_O;

[Drizzy Drake]

Wait, that came out wrong. I guess it works both ways though.

[Toasty]

._.;

[Drizzy Drake]

Oh stop pretending to be surprised, we all know you liked it.

[Moonear]

Liked what? ._.;

[Drizzy Drake]

Read the last page.

[Moonear]

The pants thing?

[Drizzy Drake]

ihatekraden, on Jan 13 2008, 08:38 PM, said:

The pants thing?

The SoT ninja thing.

[Moonear]

Yeah that was pretty disturbing.

[Drizzy Drake]

Yup. This whole topic is disturbing. At about page 4, "awsome sauce" officialy become a euphanism(I think that's the word) for man juice.

[Toasty]

Jesus Juice!

[Drizzy Drake]

YES.