[Lightning Star]

>> I take that back, I do have *SOME* dignity.

Dear lord. Why is it that everyone things that girls don't look at porn, huh?


Edit: oh, and Caael, it's Definitely. Learn that. Quick.

[Ravenblade]

Cos most of them don't. Actually, you'd be the first one i know to have ever admitted it.

Progressive of you ^^

EDIT - and THANKYOU, i was fighting back tears when i saw that typo!!!

[Split Infinity]

It's not that girls don't look at porn, it's just kind of in short supply. Unless you're a lesbian.

[Ravenblade]

Surely there's quite a bit of gei porn out there? Are girls into that? Isnt that called Yaoi or something in Japanese? Do i know a little too much about gei porn to be healthy? XD

...Maybe.

[Split Infinity]

You've been talking to Yuki, haven't you?

[Someone Else]

Yaoi is a genre about *** dudes in anime/manga.

I have the misfortune of knowing aaallll about it. Some of my girl friends (not to be confused with a girlfriend(s)) are as horny as guys. :D

[Quacnar]

Fire Dude, on Dec 16 2007, 01:58 PM, said:

All Elemental Dude post under each other! So awesome even sex can't compare! :D Or weed...

Sex compares with everything!!

[Nosferatu]

Earth Dude, on Dec 16 2007, 04:01 PM, said:

Icy is in porno.

I wouldn't be suprised.

[Split Infinity]

That sounded more like a compliment.

[Lightning Star]

Ravenblade, on Dec 16 2007, 05:29 PM, said:

Surely there's quite a bit of gei porn out there? Are girls into that? Isnt that called Yaoi or something in Japanese? Do i know a little too much about gei porn to be healthy? XD

...Maybe.

Yaoi = LUUUURF :D And yes, there's quite a bit of it out there. Though actually I'm not into the real hardcore stuff. In fact, most of it turns me off.

Nosferatu, on Dec 16 2007, 06:32 PM, said:

I wouldn't be suprised.

Oh, you wish.

[Someone Else]

Owned

[Luna]

Earth Dude, on Dec 16 2007, 01:40 PM, said:

Here's a hint: It's to do with Pamela Handerson.

Or In Diana Jones ;)

lightningstar, on Dec 16 2007, 09:52 PM, said:

Oh, you wish.

No he wouldn't.

[Lightning Star]

:D

If you say so, your highness.

[Nosferatu]

lightningstar, on Dec 16 2007, 09:12 PM, said:

:D

If you say so, your highness.

And you have the right to be that way because why?
Please enlighten me.

And also isn't that a bit ironic?

[Split Infinity]

I will gladly teach you the way of the Buddha.

[Blue]

seriously guys, WTF is this ****? I leave you people for awhile and its come down to sex topics? Wow...
XD

[Caael]

" Sex is like Oxygen. It's only important if you're not getting any"

[pHantOm]

Me and Sheba making sex tape! S>1 million dollars.

[Echo_djinn]

I just found out the average on how long a sexual act takes(Iam going to assume it's for my province I am living in). It's 3 mins. I LMAO. The best 3 minutes in life.

[Blue]

You know how sad that is?

[Caael]

At least 3 minutes is cheap.

[Eugine]

You're only 14. What do you know?

[Caael]

Age means nothing...

[Eugine]

True. I heard stories of 9 year olds doing it in classrooms...

[Saturos S.]

... when is a boy able to do it?

Because I can't see a 5-year old getting a hard one.

[Eugine]

Seems like the younger generation is more skilled than us =)

[Laharl]

.eugine, on Dec 17 2007, 09:20 PM, said:

Seems like the younger generation is more skilled than us =)

that or they've started putting viagra in Coco Pops

[Blue]

I don't call that skill, I call it lazy. XD

[Saturos S.]

... Good thing that girls can't get pregnant till their roughly 14-15, with exceptions.

Otherwise we'd be having rabbit-like problems.

[Laharl]

Saturos Striker, on Dec 17 2007, 09:40 PM, said:

... Good thing that girls can't get pregnant till their roughly 14-15, with exceptions.

exceptions being chavlings.

Chav do things in half the time of real people. therefore they start alcholism and chain smoking at 9 and inbreeding at 7

[Caael]

Surely alcohol would come before chav-breeding. Oh and they die at about 40-ish, when they realise they've ruined their life and die of lung cancer or liver disease.

[Lemontime]

laharl the slayer, on Dec 18 2007, 08:07 AM, said:

exceptions being chavlings.

Chav do things in half the time of real people. therefore they start alcholism and chain smoking at 9 and inbreeding at 7

Tasmanians start at 4 :P

[Laharl]

but are tasmanians utter twats?

i recently remembered that chav stands for Cousil Housed And Violent

[Nosferatu]

pHantOm, on Dec 17 2007, 04:52 AM, said:

Me and Sheba making sex tape! S>1 million dollars.

The chances of you living are slowly decreasing.

[gsninja]

lightningstar, on Dec 16 2007, 06:12 PM, said:

>> I take that back, I do have *SOME* dignity.

Dear lord. Why is it that everyone things that girls don't look at porn, huh?
Edit: oh, and Caael, it's Definitely. Learn that. Quick.

Thank God, there's someone else that corrects people who misspell "definitely". =D By the way, though, you want to use quickly as well.

I also agree with Raven that you're the only girl I've seen who admits to looking at pr0n.

[Someone Else]

I read a news article somewhere that said two 12 year olds were caught having sex in the middle of class.

[Sea of Time]

I've been known to enjoy the occasional kiss on the lips.................followed by intercourse of course...

[Ironsight]

Must...resist urge to...crack a joke...
ATTEMPT FAILED:

Spoiler

NOT POSSIBLE. YOU NEED A LIFE TO HAVE INTERCOURSE.

EDIT: In hindsight, it would probobly be best to not let SoT see that, being a Mod and all. SOT, DO NOT READ THAT SPOILER!

[Golden Djinn13]

Wind Dude, on Dec 17 2007, 07:57 PM, said:

I read a news article somewhere that said two 12 year olds were caught having sex in the middle of class.

Guilty :P

On a side note, The person who made this topic needs to get some type of award.

[Ironsight]

OH SHI-

[Golden Legacy]

laharl the slayer, on Dec 17 2007, 06:07 PM, said:

exceptions being chavlings.

Chav do things in half the time of real people. therefore they start alcholism and chain smoking at 9 and inbreeding at 7

Earth Dude, on Dec 17 2007, 06:42 PM, said:

Surely alcohol would come before chav-breeding. Oh and they die at about 40-ish, when they realise they've ruined their life and die of lung cancer or liver disease.

laharl the slayer, on Dec 17 2007, 08:13 PM, said:

but are tasmanians utter twats?

i recently remembered that chav stands for Cousil Housed And Violent

All right, I've heard you guys throw around the term "chav" - who/what is it referring to exactly?

gsninja, on Dec 17 2007, 08:44 PM, said:

Thank God, there's someone else that corrects people who misspell "definitely". =D By the way, though, you want to use quickly as well.

haha, that gave me a laugh.

gsninja, on Dec 17 2007, 08:44 PM, said:

I also agree with Raven that you're the only girl I've seen who admits to looking at pr0n.

Icy looks at porn?
Wait, GIRLS look at porn?

so confused... :blink:

Golden Djinn13, on Dec 17 2007, 11:38 PM, said:

Guilty :P

On a side note, The person who made this topic needs to get some type of award.

GD13! Welcome back man! :)

[Someone Else]

Chavs are the British equivalent to those American wannabe gangster punks.

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Chav

[Golden Legacy]

Wind Dude, on Dec 18 2007, 12:54 AM, said:

Chavs are the British equivalent of those American wannabe gangster punks.

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Chav

Ahh, I see, thanks (though looking at that page has definitely lowered my IQ some)

[Someone Else]

Uncyclopedia will do that to you.

[Caael]

Encylopedia Dramatica > Uncyclopedia.

[Laharl]

Earth Dude, on Dec 18 2007, 07:41 AM, said:

Encylopedia Dramatica > Uncyclopedia.

that = truth

[gsninja]

Golden Legacy, on Dec 17 2007, 10:53 PM, said:

Icy looks at porn?
Wait, GIRLS look at porn?

so confused... :P

I know, it surprised me too!

[Laharl]

Golden Legacy, on Dec 18 2007, 04:53 AM, said:

Wait, GIRLS look at porn?

gsninja, on Dec 18 2007, 08:54 PM, said:

I know, it surprised me too!

join an anime board.

the amount of yaoi fangirls is frightening

[Someone Else]

Encyclopedia Dramatica is way better than Uncyclopedia, though Uncyclopedia does have the odd gem of an article.

[Eugine]

http://www.foxnews.c...,317189,00.html
Sex saves lives ^.^

[Golden Djinn13]

It will help you burn off calories.

[Split Infinity]

Wind Dude, on Dec 18 2007, 11:57 AM, said:

I read a news article somewhere that said two 12 year olds were caught having sex in the middle of class.

How would you get 'caught'? Doesn't that imply there's a chance nobody will notice?

[gsninja]

One of my friends at work said that he found a couple having sex inside the theater while a movie was still playing. I lol'd when he told me that. =P

I found a used condom when cleaning theaters a couple months back, too.

[Split Infinity]

For your sake I hope he remembered to tie it off.

[Someone Else]

Spam King, on Dec 18 2007, 06:06 PM, said:

How would you get 'caught'? Doesn't that imply there's a chance nobody will notice?

I think their friends were trying to prevent them from being seen.

[Split Infinity]

Oh, I thought you were talking about a different story than you one you posted a while back.

[R-dog]

The article that Eugene posted said:

Sex has been shown to offer migraine and menstrual cramp relief

Who has sex while they're menstruating?!?!?! Eeeeeeewwww.........

[Toasty]

This topic get's the dirtiest topic of the year award.

[Split Infinity]

R-dog, on Dec 20 2007, 07:26 AM, said:

Who has sex while they're menstruating?!?!?! Eeeeeeewwww.........

People with menstrual cramps?

[Ironsight]

lolzage

[Ironsight]

http://www.roflcats.com/images/0198.jpg

[Toasty]

I just love how this thread pretty much died after you posted that. :)

And now it's back again!

[Laharl]

balls

[Lightning Star]

My I was walking to school with my guy friend the other day, not really listening to him (I was thinking about upcoming finals)

Him: yadda yadda yadda
me: yeah...me too.
Him: blah blah blah
me: mhm...
Him:God, it's so cold out here. I'm freezing my balls off!
Me: yeah, me too...

Then he started cracking up and I realized what he said.

[Someone Else]

Cold weather is not kind to the male penis.

Apparently it's not good for the female penis either.

[Lightning Star]

Yeah, I'm not sure I would like having my vagina being exposed to 40 degree weather...

That's why I don't where slut skirts like Phantom's girlfriend :]

[Someone Else]

>.> You're asking for drama aren't you

[Lightning Star]

Nope. Just expressing my opinion. :]

[Toasty]

*drama*

I have balls of steel. It'd take more than just 40 degree weather to freeze them off!

[Ironsight]

Thats why I wear a sweater cup.

[Toasty]

._.;

[Caael]

What did you expect from a sex topic?

[Ironsight]

Sex





:D

[Laharl]

STDs

[Ironsight]

THOSE TOO

[Laharl]

Siphilis is good for you

[Lightning Star]

a CAWK

is another name for a chicken :D

[Ironsight]

Anybody wanna join me in a cawk fight? :D

[Toasty]

XD That reminded me of a clip on Mind of Mencia (comedy show). There was a cawk fight against a mexican and a black guy. It was a clip though, not actually on the show. And it was made by the guys on the show. It was hilarious.

[Ironsight]

I nearly died from lack of oxygen after watching that clip, I was loling so hard. :D

[Split Infinity]

Funny how you can tick off GL with a picture of some CG boobs, yet somehow he doesn't mind letting an entire topic of bate material trash talk pass under the radar.

[Caael]

It's because GL is secretly ghay.

[Eugine]

Cuz trash talking is funny Split ^-^

[Sea of Time]

Maybe if you guys wore underwear your balls wouldn't freeze off. I live in Winnipeg, for gods sakes and my balls are fully intact.

[Lightning Star]

Arizonan guys don't like to wear underwear. Either that or they have them slid down past their a**es so they don't do much good.

What the hell is so appealing of pulling your pants down past your boxers? Somebody please answer that for me!

[kate]

because we like to see the wagon they're draggin' WORK IT BOYS

zomg why is there a sex topic? what is this teaching the littl'uns??

DON'T LOOK KIDS! *throws condoms* <.< *runs away*

[Laharl]

20 pages and not one mention of AIDS, this wont do

http://www.youtube.c...h?v=piChUkmYjVI

that should make up the difference

[Moonear]

http://www.boston.com/yourlife/family/blog/sex%20jpg.jpg

[Ironsight]

OH SHI- *runs away*

[Split Infinity]

That's getting old real fast.

[Ironsight]

My only accomplishment so far too.

[Split Infinity]

More like downfall.

[Ironsight]

;_;

[Sea of Time]

"MOOOMMMMM.......SPLIT'S BEING A HYPOCRITE AGAIN!!!!"

[Golden Legacy]

Revived at the request of the topic creator.

[Quacnar]

SEX

[Toasty]

This topic can go suck a penis.

[Quacnar]

Sex with sex?

[Split Infinity]

lightningstar, on Dec 22 2007, 06:13 PM, said:

Yeah, I'm not sure I would like having my vagina being exposed to 40 degree weather...

Dude of Wind, on Dec 22 2007, 06:20 PM, said:

I have balls of steel. It'd take more than just 40 degree weather to freeze them off!

I love how this is regarded as a hot day in centigrade.

[Ironsight]

Toasty, on May 25 2009, 08:44 PM, said:

This topic can go suck a penis.

I see what you did there.

[Drizzy Drake]

killercoz, on May 25 2009, 11:44 PM, said:

SEX

You`re worse than ****ing noobs.

[Quacnar]

Well you would know all about ****ing noobs.

[Saturos S.]

Yeah, those ****ing noobs are always be so ****ing noobie it's just ****ed up, and I'm all omg, those ****ing noobs should stop being so ****ing noobie, because it's just so ****ing noob.

[Drizzy Drake]

killercoz, on May 26 2009, 03:52 PM, said:

Well you would know all about ****ing noobs.

Such a grade school insult.

[Quacnar]

Is that supposed to be a comeback? And I dont think I ever referred to ****ing noobs in grade school....

[Split Infinity]

Doesn't make it any less grade school.

[Quacnar]

I disagree.

[Split Infinity]

You're entitled to.

[Quacnar]

I'm aware.

[Toasty]

I'm aware






of BEING aware

[Saturos S.]

SPREAD AWARENESS!

[Quacnar]

Hmmm, it actually veered back to the topic.

[Toasty]

I don't know what the hell kind of aware you're talkin' about, but it sure ain't the awareness I'm talkin' about.













I'm obviously talking about being aware of being aware.

[Lemontime]

Uuuuhhh.. Where?

[Caael]

This topic is ridiculously unfunny.

[Quacnar]

LIKE YOU

[Caael]

I dont try to be.

[Quacnar]

Why would anyone try to be ridiculously unfunny?

[Mallick]

I feel like I should be asking you that..

[Quacnar]

Eh, I'm happy with my level in comedy. I'm better live.

[Saturos S.]

I should hope so.

[Toasty]

I should hope so that you're aware of not being good when you're not live.

[Saturos S.]

That too.

[Laharl]

killercoz, on May 29 2009, 04:35 AM, said:

I'm better live.

only because there is the option of punching you in the face

[Quacnar]

This is true.

[Saturos S.]

Laharl, on May 31 2009, 07:38 PM, said:

only because there is the option of punching you in the face

Yeah, but I don't really like that kind of comedy.

[Ironsight]

I thought Rush Hour was funny though.

[Caael]

It was.