What Do You Want The First Headline Of 2008 To Be?
#1
Posted 18 December 2007 - 01:33 PM
#2
Posted 18 December 2007 - 03:00 PM
I'm only dreaming, though. If I saw this on the Los Angeles Times, I'd be laughing the whole day.
#3
Posted 18 December 2007 - 03:40 PM
that would be awesome
failing that i'll settle with Bush's resignation/death
#5
Posted 18 December 2007 - 04:27 PM
That would be both an amazing discovery and funny.
World's First Oxygen Powered Car
Carbon Emissions would decrease rapidly.
#6
Posted 18 December 2007 - 05:36 PM
Jack Thompson Falls Down Stairs
Bush Assassinated by Angry British Man Named Laharl, Millions Rejoice (long I know, but awesome)
#7
Posted 18 December 2007 - 05:38 PM
I really wish they would hurry the hell up.
#8
Posted 18 December 2007 - 05:42 PM
It's a waste of money. :P
#9
Posted 18 December 2007 - 05:47 PM
Could those be the same Ferrets that assassinated Bush?
#11
Posted 18 December 2007 - 05:49 PM
Let's see, realistically:
Fidel Castro brings power back to the Cuban people
Cuba is a fantastic country, although very small. Giving power back to the people, and joining the Caribbean Single Market and Economy would be wonderful. ^___^
#12
Posted 18 December 2007 - 05:53 PM
I blame Texas!
#13
Posted 18 December 2007 - 06:49 PM
I'd spaz if that popped up. Saving money on gas, at least until a new source of fuel works consistently, would be amazing. I miss the days when gas prices were $1.20, even in Cali.
#16
Posted 18 December 2007 - 08:28 PM
http://www.whitegranite.com/Placement/boulder_pile_sm.jpg
#18
Posted 18 December 2007 - 08:38 PM
http://www.seancoon.org/wp-content/postimages/democratic_org_1.jpg
#19
Posted 18 December 2007 - 08:40 PM
#20
Posted 18 December 2007 - 08:42 PM
http://www.mnpublius.com/_img_173_3313_1024_George-Bush.jpg
#23
Posted 18 December 2007 - 11:34 PM
I would want to see the words, Madeleine McCann Found, safe and well, the first day of 2008 - that would truly be wonderful.
#24
Posted 19 December 2007 - 10:05 AM
16-year old boy wins the biggest lottery jackpot ever That boy being me.
#25
Posted 19 December 2007 - 04:44 PM
A little long, but still a cool discovery.
#28
Posted 20 December 2007 - 12:55 PM
It's big enough to support one. :)
#29
Posted 20 December 2007 - 04:12 PM
This would be the best headline. No, I'm not joking, I would love to get news like this.
#31
Posted 20 December 2007 - 04:15 PM
#37
Posted 20 December 2007 - 07:27 PM
The connection of the mind and body discovered
#39
Posted 21 December 2007 - 01:03 AM
- with a few exceptions.
#41
Posted 21 December 2007 - 01:37 AM
#42
Posted 21 December 2007 - 10:22 AM
The only good American comedy is comedy with Charlie Sheen. It's still predictable and not a clever plot, but still.
British comedy my friends, that pwns.
#43
Posted 21 December 2007 - 08:08 PM
Private joke about this autistic guy in our school who's obsessed with Nintendo.
Several more:
"NASA HAS MADE CONTACT WITH OTHER LIFE
JUST KIDDING"
CAPITAL PUNISHMENT REINSTATED
AFTER 3 YEARS OF PLANNING, BRITISH TEENAGER TAKES OVER WORLD The teen being me
AGE OF CONSENT NOW LOWERED TO 14
A guy can dream ;D
FLYING MONKEYS- NOW REALITY
#44
Posted 21 December 2007 - 10:35 PM
Being the apocolyptic Warhammer 40K universe, which wouldn't be very fun BTW
#45
Posted 22 December 2007 - 01:20 AM
#46
Posted 22 December 2007 - 02:07 AM
well they don't...
U.S. PUTS UP ELECTRIC BARBED WIRE ALONG MEXICAN BORDER
please please PLEASE!
CALIFORNIA BREAKS OFF FROM MAINLAND U.S.
as in, actually cracking off the main continent and floating away.
Then Arizona would have an ocean! :)
HILARY CLINTON DIES OF A HEART ATTACK
and then...
BARACK OBAMA DIES OF SHOCK
US FINDS WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION IN IRAQ AND IRAN
(told ya so!)
99% OF MEXICAN POPULATION DIES OF STDS
oh these are so much fun!
#47
Posted 22 December 2007 - 02:39 AM
in other news
WD MAKES A NEW COMIC. DS EXPECTED TO DO THE SAME. NO JESUS JOKE PREDICTED.
#48
Posted 22 December 2007 - 06:33 PM
or perhaps;
NEW EVEDENCE CPMES TO LIGHT, MICHAEL JACKSON SENT TO PRISON FOR LIFE. Sadamazation is not long off.
#50
Posted 23 December 2007 - 07:24 AM
Escout said:
What's so good about that?
#52
Posted 23 December 2007 - 01:59 PM
No, I think this is more like it. I'm sure they could find evidence for it, too.
(Kidding, kidding. i'm not trying to start a debate here :D )
PARIS HILTON JOINS A CONVENT AND BECOMES A NUN
LINDSAY LOHAN DOES LIKEWISE
HOLISTER, ABERCROMBIE, AND AMERICAN EAGLE GO OUT OF BUISNESS.
all stores are burned down
#53
Posted 23 December 2007 - 06:47 PM
With a very important forum member living in it :D
#56
Posted 23 December 2007 - 06:49 PM
#58
Posted 24 December 2007 - 02:44 AM
lightningstar, on Dec 22 2007, 12:07 AM, said:
well they don't...
U.S. PUTS UP ELECTRIC BARBED WIRE ALONG MEXICAN BORDER
please please PLEASE!
CALIFORNIA BREAKS OFF FROM MAINLAND U.S.
as in, actually cracking off the main continent and floating away.
Then Arizona would have an ocean! :D
HILARY CLINTON DIES OF A HEART ATTACK
and then...
BARACK OBAMA DIES OF SHOCK
US FINDS WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION IN IRAQ AND IRAN
(told ya so!)
99% OF MEXICAN POPULATION DIES OF STDS
oh these are so much fun!
*agrees whole heartedly* MARRY ME.
ALL TERRORISTS EXTINGUISHED
and then
WAR IN IRAQ FINALLY WON
that way, all the stupid people who say we should just pull out and all the smart people who say stay in there and yell at the liberals for hindering our progress will be happy.
finally:
SUPER GATTLING EXPLOSIVE LASER GUN TURRETS PLACED EVERY FEW FEET ALONG MEXICAN BORDER
#60
Posted 24 December 2007 - 10:44 AM
Dude of Wind, on Dec 24 2007, 09:44 AM, said:
ALL TERRORISTS EXTINGUISHED
and then
WAR IN IRAQ FINALLY WON
that way, all the stupid people who say we should just pull out and all the smart people who say stay in there and yell at the liberals for hindering our progress will be happy.
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Spam King, on Dec 24 2007, 09:54 AM, said:
IT'S OFFICIAL: SAFEWAY'S ADVERTISING MANAGER IS GAY
I'd shotgun the whole fricking post.
#62
Posted 24 December 2007 - 04:14 PM
#65
Posted 24 December 2007 - 09:00 PM
CANADA RECOGNIZED AS A GREAT POWER
*sniff* o canada...
AUSTRALIA RENAMED WEST NEW ZEALAND
*flees*
#68
Posted 25 December 2007 - 04:26 AM
Penalties for forgetting the "u" in words as saviour.
#70
Posted 25 December 2007 - 06:00 PM
http://www.goldensun-syndicate.net/forum/public/style_images/gssv3/snapback.png' alt='View Post' />DarkSword, on Dec 24 2007, 11:14 PM, said:
Thats rather racist, people who dont know Wesley could take that the wrong way and think you're being racist.
Tom Cruise's head finally gets too big and explodes
Chavs genocide issued by the government. Screw this hoodie debate crap!
#76
Posted 26 December 2007 - 06:56 PM
#78
Posted 26 December 2007 - 07:26 PM
#80
Posted 26 December 2007 - 07:39 PM
#81
Posted 26 December 2007 - 08:09 PM
#82
Posted 26 December 2007 - 08:29 PM
kate, on Dec 27 2007, 01:09 PM, said:
That's because you're playing against other girls.
#83
Posted 26 December 2007 - 09:13 PM
#84
Posted 26 December 2007 - 09:41 PM
#85
Posted 26 December 2007 - 09:44 PM
Golden Sun 3 anounced and to be released May 2008.
#86
Posted 27 December 2007 - 03:15 AM
Spam King, on Dec 27 2007, 02:03 AM, said:
Or just claim the name football.
kate, on Dec 27 2007, 03:09 AM, said:
It's not even close to football either. As you said a new name for it, why not give them the name soccer. Since it sucks.
#89
Posted 27 December 2007 - 03:24 PM
If only the world listened to my wisdom. *sigh* :(
#92
Posted 28 December 2007 - 12:11 AM
#93
Posted 06 January 2008 - 01:49 PM
and I know it's 2008, this just had to be said.
#95
Posted 07 January 2008 - 10:24 AM
Earth Dude, on Jan 7 2008, 12:33 AM, said:
Police had an rather lazy new year
188 arrestations in The Hague
44 in Utrecht
57 in Rotterdam
92 in Amsterdam
1 burnt down animal farm in Heemskerk
Indstrial complex in Rotterdam was torched
52 cars were torched in The Hague
and loads more...
#96
Posted 07 January 2008 - 06:49 PM
It would've been cool if it was "speculated GS3 release date announced!" <_<