[Caael]

Music

- The line ' Open/close your eyes' is used waaay too much.

Games

- If it's a japanese company, at least one of the characters will have a headband.

[Laharl]

We'll cut them off at the pass!

Blazing Saddles is win

[Golden Legacy]

Look deep inside yourself to find your courage. [/other "inspiring" quotes]

[Lemontime]

"Go on without me, I'll only slow you down!"
And
"Don't die on me!"

:@

[Folcon]

Girl: "Help!"
Guy: "Hang on!"



OH SHI-


Practice makes perfect.

[Platinum Sun]

Music:

The word "baby." No further comments.

[Lightning Star]

That works too.

When you rhyme eyes/lies and heart/apart. OVERUSED.

That's why I like KT Tunstall. She uses new words and lyrics.

[Ironsight]

OH SHI-
Thanks to me

[Split Infinity]

WAAAAAAAAAALLLT!!

[TheEnglishman]

Spiky hair in RPG's. Seriously it's just so damn lazy.

[Aquamarine]

Main character who doesn't talk in RPG's. I'm sick of it. Link really needs to start expressing his opinions.

[Caael]

'I've got to get stronger!'

Need I say more?

[Someone Else]

EVERY Japanese RPG or other game has a dragon somewhere.

DarkSword, on Dec 22 2007, 09:55 PM, said:

OH SHI-
Thanks to me

Uhh... no I started saying that first.

Water Dude, on Dec 23 2007, 05:09 AM, said:

Main character who doesn't talk in RPG's. I'm sick of it. Link really needs to start expressing his opinions.

You're right, but I think it's getting better though. Link's been expressing himself more in each game through facial expressions. Particularly in TP where

Spoiler

Midna turns into her real self, and also when she leaves Hyrule in the credits.

[Sea of Time]

IZ TEH COMUN RUME!

[Ironsight]

Wind Dude, on Dec 23 2007, 04:21 PM, said:

Uhh... no I started saying that first.

Yeah, but I over abused it.

[Split Infinity]

Sea of Time, on Dec 24 2007, 12:25 PM, said:

IZ TEH COMUN RUME!

Wow, I haven't heard that for ages.

[Someone Else]

DarkSword, on Dec 23 2007, 05:32 PM, said:

Yeah, but I over abused it.

touché

[Moonear]

I can't make it!
*super amazing awesome power up*
I can do it! I'm strong enough now!

So lame

[Mallick]

Wind Dude, on Dec 23 2007, 04:21 PM, said:

EVERY Japanese RPG or other game has a dragon somewhere.

Uhh... no I started saying that first.


You're right, but I think it's getting better though. Link's been expressing himself more in each game through facial expressions. Particularly in TP where

Spoiler

Midna turns into her real self, and also when she leaves Hyrule in the credits.

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[Ironsight]

If you can dream it you can do it!

O rly?

[Someone Else]

Mallick, on Dec 23 2007, 08:29 PM, said:

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Why are you here?

[Split Infinity]

It's one of life's great mysteries.

[Lightning Star]

OH. my friend and I were discussing this earlier.

The main character of an anime/story/movie is about to die, then gives a big speech on "The power of friendship and love!" and suddenly has enough strength to kill the villain, who also is very idiotic.

[Toasty]

Wind Dude, on Dec 23 2007, 04:21 PM, said:

Uhh... no I started saying that first.

Yeah, but he overused it like a fatman uses his belleh.

WD's pants are the BIGGEST cliche EVAR.

[Someone Else]

The main guy character always seems to "accidentally" grope the main girl character at least once in anime.

[Folcon]

the hero gun that never runs out of bullets.

[Someone Else]

And he pretty much never has to reload.

[Caael]

An apple can mend a broken leg.

[Lightning Star]

Super-speed.

It's friggen awesome, yet so overused.

[kate]

Wind Dude, on Dec 24 2007, 12:39 PM, said:

The main guy character always seems to "accidentally" grope the main girl character at least once in anime.

wd, what kind of anime's are u watching?

superbad did it tho. I would also like to point out that in action movies, no one can aim but the main character. WHY WOULD U HIRE SOLDIERS WHO CAN'T AIM???

easy answer: human shields.

and link does need to talk. and his first words need to be: i should've killed navi when i had the chance

...that or "O SHI-" because that seems to be endlessly entertaining around here :P

[Toasty]

escout, on Dec 24 2007, 11:37 AM, said:

the hero gun that never runs out of bullets.

It runs out in Gurren Lagann. Which is probably the only good anime worth watching. the rest suck. Mostly.

Pie is WAY overused on teh internets. And the term "iPod" is tossed around without many even knowing what one is. "Do you know what an iPod is?" "Yeah. It's an MP3 player." "WRONG. It's an iPod. There's a DIFFERENCE."

[Split Infinity]

So if somebody came into the store where you worked, went to the counter and asked what an iPod is, you'd tell them it's an iPod. Smooth.

In the movies, a man will show no sign of pain even when taking the most ferocious beating, yet he will wince when a woman cleans his wounds.

[Toasty]

Because it's humiliating to have your wounds cleaned by a woman! DUH!

And actually, most cuts don't hurt nearly as much than when they're cleaned with H202 (hydrogenperoxide).

At least in my opinion.

[Caael]

Dude of Wind, on Dec 25 2007, 09:55 AM, said:

Because it's humiliating to have your wounds cleaned by a woman! DUH!

And actually, most cuts don't hurt nearly as much than when they're cleaned with H202 (hydrogenperoxide).

At least in my opinion.

...Who uses H202 to clean wounds? Thats the stuff they use to dye hair by stripping it of its natural colour, and I think I remember that its corrosive, and it decays if you leave it alone. Surely thats not a wise idea to clean wounds with.

[Toasty]

It's called hydrogenperoxide. It's the stuff you use to clean wounds/mouthwash/whatever. It can also be used to bleach hair. If I remember right.

[Caael]

I know what its called, but we wer taught that its bad and corrosive.

[Toasty]

You've never seen someone pour hydrogenperoxide on an open wound? And of course it's corrosive. That's why it leaves white spots on your skin if you let it sit. The white spots are dead skin. But it also kills germs, and your skin will be fine as long as you wash it off.

[kate]

i clean my wounds with dead cats, but that more of a personal thing.

i suggest using fire. fire is the cleanser.

k but wouldn't u want it to be corrosive? it'll burn away the germs and quaterize the wound.

[Toasty]

Exactly.

[Lightning Star]

Dude of Wind, on Dec 25 2007, 06:15 AM, said:

It's called hydrogenperoxide. It's the stuff you use to clean wounds/mouthwash/whatever. It can also be used to bleach hair. If I remember right.

Hydrogenperoxide is used for cleaning wounds because it's great for killing bacteria. It also kills the cells around the wound, which is why it leaves your skin looking white for a little while. Almost 99% of acne treatments have some form of hydrogen peroxide in it. That and salilic acid.

God I know way too much about this stuff. x.x

(Oh, and if you have bad acne, go to your doctor and ask them to perscribe "Duac topical gel". it's super awesome for zits :3)

[Aquamarine]

kate, on Dec 26 2007, 03:53 AM, said:

i clean my wounds with dead cats, but that more of a personal thing.

Ha ha, awesome!

[Caael]

Dude of Wind, on Dec 26 2007, 03:36 AM, said:

You've never seen someone pour hydrogenperoxide on an open wound? And of course it's corrosive. That's why it leaves white spots on your skin if you let it sit. The white spots are dead skin. But it also kills germs, and your skin will be fine as long as you wash it off.

We didn't go into much detail, it was used in an example.

[Laharl]

what's with all the anime hate?

some other cliches

How come America is the only country capable of world saving?

Why do most modern FPS involve US fighting evil in Unnecessarywaristan?

Why are people who play FPS online utter utter twats?

Jesus was white

[kate]

i'm pretty sure 90% of the people who play anything online are idiots. "how i mine 4 fish?"

it's something about not being able to be identified, it brings out ur inner idiot

[Caael]

Quote

Why are people who play FPS online utter utter twats?

I'm not an utter utter twat. I'm just a twat :P

[Split Infinity]

And an utter twat at that.

[Mallick]

Wind Dude, on Dec 23 2007, 09:07 PM, said:

Why are you here?

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[Split Infinity]

When was the last time you said something constructive?

[Folcon]

Because it would be cliche if he did.

As for the picking on the cliches of anime, its because it is so easy. Like it has been said before, almost every anime has at least one male character with spiky hair whose balls haven't dropped yet. Its a given.

You want another cliche on anime, about 96% of all anime fanfics have parring that are never going to happen, and/or are just plain wrong.

Spoiler

damn evil yaoi.

[Toasty]

laharl the slayer, on Dec 26 2007, 01:41 PM, said:

what's with all the anime hate?

some other cliches

How come America is the only country capable of world saving?

Why do most modern FPS involve US fighting evil in Unnecessarywaristan?

Why are people who play FPS online utter utter twats?

Jesus was white

1) We have the biggest military and the most assets. Though our economy sucks now, so the assets might be smaller.....

2) We have the biggest military. Either because unnecessarywaristan is necessary, or because there's terrorists there that need to be killed. Which is pretty much the same thing.

3) Because they're fat americans with WAY too much time on there hands and don't have a house of their own. And they live in a buble. Which is why I dislike them very much.

4) Yes. Yes he was. And that's been scientificallly proven. (lolirony) :(

And most anime's have REALLY poor humor, and since most anime's try to throw in some sort of humor every now and then, AND they all have many similarities, most anime's are poor and are easy to hate.

But Gurren Lagann is not one of those anime's. It's a rare gem in a humongouse (sp?) mound of feecees. (I know that's spelled wrong. .....shut up.)

[Saturos S.]

Dude of Wind, on Dec 27 2007, 10:16 AM, said:

1) We have the biggest military and the most assets. Though our economy sucks now, so the assets might be smaller.....

That means they can and are screwing the world up as well. If you ask me, its seeming as if the American government is praying for a WW3 against the middle east or asia.

[Toasty]

Asia, and the terrorists of the middle east especially, have always wanted to start WW3 against us. They hate us, and pretty much always have. If we weren't preventing them doing so, then they'd have done it already. But Asia is at least smart enough to not try, for now.

And the president of Iran? He hates us. And that ISN'T just because we're over in the middle east right now getting rid of terrorist cells. He's even said he hates us live on middle eastern television. But the media over here didn't show that because the people who run the media want you to think that were friends with people who actually hate our guts.

[Mallick]

Spam King, on Dec 26 2007, 06:42 PM, said:

When was the last time you said something constructive?

on purpose? let me think.. hmmmmmm

[Laharl]

Dude of Wind, on Dec 27 2007, 10:25 AM, said:

Asia, and the terrorists of the middle east especially, have always wanted to start WW3 against us. They hate us, and pretty much always have. If we weren't preventing them doing so, then they'd have done it already. But Asia is at least smart enough to not try, for now.

you actually believe that BS!?

its safe to say the countries you've invaded/want to invade hate you, but the other countries is you overreacting

face it, the US is obsessed with war and will use any excuse to start one

escout, on Dec 27 2007, 04:07 AM, said:

You want another cliche on anime, about 96% of all anime fanfics have parring that are never going to happen, and/or are just plain wrong.

Spoiler

damn evil yaoi.

i'll give you that one XD

Fanfics should be illegal. seriously

[Caael]

Why do things get more powerful the less health they have? Seriously, the more hurt that dragon or massive alien tank is, the faster it gets, the more attacks it has, and the less hurt it gets. Surely it should be the other way around.

[Drizzy Drake]

Why in every RPG the main character is some random villager and is told he has to save the world so he does. If I was told that i had to kill some god/demon thing by myself I'd jsut say f**k it. :(

[kate]

it's fate. fate and bunnies.

why would anyone ever leave all their money out in grass or easily accesible pots? and why do bosses put the key to defeating them in the same dungeon they're in. just burn it in mordor or something.

[Drizzy Drake]

Becasue they liek ****ing with you. Especially the Water Temple in OoT. That Jellyfish(I think, Haven't palyed OoT in a long time) jsut assumed NOBODY could find it

[kate]

that water temple is the only thing that keeps me from beating that game every day.

my life was justified when i defeated it. the rest was easy but those darn water levels.

DAMN YOU TIDES!

[Saturos S.]

Player: "Yes, I've finally nearly finished the game"

Evil bossdude: "Bwahahaha, I've locked myself in with the only key and the door is unbreakable, you shall never save the princess now, we'll die through starvation!"

Player: "Screw you...."

[Drizzy Drake]

The TP one is SEVEN levels. ****

Also.

Why does every character have to have a love interest. Like shouldn't Mario by now jsut say **** Peach. she can save herself from now on

[kate]

link is a PIMP

zelda, midna, that zora chick, that leafy chick, malon, navi

they all want a piece of link

[Drizzy Drake]

Like I said in another topic. Zelda alwasy denies him. Sends him back in time adn ****

[kate]

yeah but she only sends him back in time to keep him from the others. honestly that kid must have such an ego, always saving damsels and whatnot.

besides he doesn't want zelda, she doesn't even know what gender she is

[Drizzy Drake]

Maybe she's a herm

[kate]

what, like a hermit crab? that would explain some things...

[Drizzy Drake]

That actualy makes more sense

[Caael]

Why can nobody open a goddamn door without breaking the key?

[Drizzy Drake]

Adreniline I guess.

[Caael]

And why do most of the time you just have to touch the key and the door will open?

[Split Infinity]

How come objects you pick up simply float in front of you until you drop them?

[Toasty]

laharl the slayer, on Dec 27 2007, 07:08 AM, said:

you actually believe that BS!?

its safe to say the countries you've invaded/want to invade hate you, but the other countries is you overreacting

face it, the US is obsessed with war and will use any excuse to start one

Then tell me this. Why did the terrorists attack us in the first place? We didn't invade the middle east to go wipe them out untill AFTER 9/11. They hate us because the vast majority of Americans don't beleieve in the same religion as they do. That's why the terrorists attacked us, and don't say that it wasn't, because Osamma BinLaden said that was the reason himself in one of his infamous videos. The terrorists won't simply stop attacking us if we just pull out of the middle east, they want us all DEAD. they'll continue to attack us even if we make a peace treaty. They have no rules, so any 'agreement' we might ever come to will just be thrown out the window, and it'll start all over again. Only we'll be weaker from their backstabbing.

China hates us. They have more than enough manpower to start a WW3, they just lack the technology. And Clinton sure didn't help us when he gave nuclear weapon plans to them while he was in office. That's where he got his money. He had one of his 'henchmen' do the dirty work for him, but he certainly had his hand in it.

If we did what all the liberals in Congress wanted us to do, we'd have been overrun by terrorists and illegal immigrants a LONG time ago.

......

Yeah. I think it's about time for 'that' topic to be revived again.

[Caael]

I know Split, and why will money dissappear if you dont collect it fast enough? If that happened in real life, I would cry.

[Laharl]

Dude of Wind, on Dec 29 2007, 02:51 AM, said:

Then tell me this. Why did the terrorists attack us in the first place? We didn't invade the middle east to go wipe them out untill AFTER 9/11. They hate us because the vast majority of Americans don't beleieve in the same religion as they do. That's why the terrorists attacked us, and don't say that it wasn't, because Osamma BinLaden said that was the reason himself in one of his infamous videos. The terrorists won't simply stop attacking us if we just pull out of the middle east, they want us all DEAD. they'll continue to attack us even if we make a peace treaty. They have no rules, so any 'agreement' we might ever come to will just be thrown out the window, and it'll start all over again. Only we'll be weaker from their backstabbing.

China hates us. They have more than enough manpower to start a WW3, they just lack the technology. And Clinton sure didn't help us when he gave nuclear weapon plans to them while he was in office. That's where he got his money. He had one of his 'henchmen' do the dirty work for him, but he certainly had his hand in it.

If we did what all the liberals in Congress wanted us to do, we'd have been overrun by terrorists and illegal immigrants a LONG time ago.

......

Yeah. I think it's about time for 'that' topic to be revived again.

it's probably a good thing your view doesnt express the opinion of a loy of Americans....oh, wait it does.

perhaps you should try and fix your own country before trying to dictate world affairs?

[Split Infinity]

I can see why this topic died...

I've got a good one. These cereal ads begging you to try their 'two week challenge' and see if it changes your life. It has been repeated so many freaking times, and yet everyone knows it's nothing more than a marketing ploy. I hate Kellogg's.

[Drizzy Drake]

Luckey Charms. MMMM.