[Caael]

Just for the 3 brits here to discuss croquet and crumpets.

[Quacnar]

Don't forget the tea!!!!

[Someone Else]

I like to eat crisps.

[Caael]

GET OUT

[Someone Else]

Bother!

[Jenna]

Mmm, crisps. :P

[I'm Always BROKE]

I FRICKING DIG TEA! BLOODY HELL! God I suck at this. But, being European counts for something rite? :P

[Drizzy Drake]

Well, my greatgrandfather is Irish, so that counts. TEAAAAA>>Coffee.

[Moonear]

I find it amusing how only 1 British person has posted in this topic.

[Someone Else]

I'm sure I come from British ancestry somewhere along the line. :P I'm like, everything that's western europe.

[Drizzy Drake]

I got Irish, British, and German in me. But I'm a Canadian for life. :P

[TheEnglishman]

This is my favourite topic in the whole world. Shame only me, Caael and Laharl can rightfully be here. Oh well let's all talk about football!
*Conceals fact that he doesn't like tea*

[Caael]

I dont like Tea either. British Comedy> American comedy by far. Seriously.

[TheEnglishman]

Not some modern comedy though. I hate stuff like Little Britain and the Office/Extras. At least Rory Bremner's there.

[Laharl]

we woz in ur base, expandin our empirez

[Drizzy Drake]

Spaced is awsome.

[Caael]

Me111, on Feb 11 2008, 11:11 PM, said:

Not some modern comedy though. I hate stuff like Little Britain and the Office/Extras. At least Rory Bremner's there.

The IT crowd is pretty funny. I dont find Little Britain funny. Catherine tate is sometimes good but not often. Mighty Boosh> All other comedy EVER.

[Drizzy Drake]

Naw man, Friends and Sienfeld> all other comedy ever.

[Eugine]

Fancy. Wicked. Bloody.

[Someone Else]

Caael, on Feb 11 2008, 03:36 PM, said:

The IT crowd is pretty funny.

IT Crowd is awesome!

[Laharl]

.eugine, on Feb 11 2008, 11:39 PM, said:

Fancy. Wicked. Bloody.

wanker. twat. arse.

[Ironsight]

Bother.

[Eugine]

laharl the slayer, on Feb 11 2008, 09:53 PM, said:

wanker. twat. arse.

Fail. Not one Caribbean person says those words :)
Throw that to an (Gangsta) American :P

[Laharl]

i know they're not Caribbean, with this being the British thread and all.

i thought i'd let you sample the dialect some more :b

[Eugine]

Can I be British in this topic? I like your accents after all...

[Someone Else]

Depends what part of Britain.

[Eugine]

Sad to see the Canadian topic doing better than this topic...

[Toasty]

THAT BLODDY CHAV SHOT MEY!

[Ironsight]

WHAT IS THIS DENTISTRY YOU SPEAK OF?

[Toasty]

I'M BLODDY BLEEDING HERE DANGIT! GET THE [insert name for British doctor here]!!

[Ironsight]

LAWLBRACES

[Toasty]

I like their clock tower though. It's awesome.

[Jenna]

How Clean Is Your House-- I never knew homes could be that neglected. It's a bit sad. But it beats the much repeated and beaten-to-death practical rerun of American materialism in overdrive- to the point they can't walk through their home!

That, and Dr. Who is hilarious and wonderful.

...If we're talking about TV. :P

[Toasty]

*facepalm* DUH. Thankyou Jenna for reminding me of the doctor.

GET DOCTOR WHO! I'M BLEEDING TO DEATH HERE!

[Ironsight]

DOCTOR WHO?

[Toasty]

Doctor Who! You know, the doctor?

[Ironsight]

TARDIS!

[Caael]

Moss: He wasnt going to eat WITH me, he was going to eat USING me. Ahahah, i'm telling you, the egg was directly in line with my face.

And I love the IT crowd version of those adverts you get at the start of DVD's with the ' you wouldnt steal a TV' stuff

'' You wouldnt steal...a handbag. You wouldn't steal....a TV. You wouldn't steal...a Baby. You wouldn't shoot a police officer, and then steal his hat. And then take a dump in his hat. Then send it to his greiving widow. Then steal it again! Pirating DVDs is illegal..."

LOL

[TheEnglishman]

Jenna, on Feb 12 2008, 05:45 AM, said:

How Clean Is Your House-- I never knew homes could be that neglected. It's a bit sad. But it beats the much repeated and beaten-to-death practical rerun of American materialism in overdrive- to the point they can't walk through their home!

That, and Dr. Who is hilarious and wonderful.

...If we're talking about TV. :joy:

I love Dr Who.I'm so much of a superfan that my friends bought me a dalek toy for Christmas.
@Toasty: IT'S CALLED BIG BEN! Why can't you remember that?!

[Laharl]

*facepalms*

Toasty and DS fail on so many levels :/

[Saturos S.]

:joy:

[Someone Else]

http://www.youtube.c...h?v=w_mkwB9ayK4

[TheEnglishman]

That guy asking the questions sounded suspiciously German...
But yeah, some of us are pretty dumb.

[Laharl]

everyone in that video was Scottish!

the English intellect remains unscathed!

[Saturos S.]

I want to be in one of those vids and show the world how fricking smart I am compared to the rest of the world.

[Caael]

Dumb ****s, should have said Aston.

[Saturos S.]

The aston martin DB5 or the vanquish are both made out of pure awesomeness.

[Caael]

* drools*Also Jags are british. XKR FTW* drools*Also Jags are british. XKR FTW

[Saturos S.]

... when you think about it, british cars have style, major style.

[Drizzy Drake]

SO do Japanese, and Italian, and, well, every car from any country but America. Except maybe the Rolls Royce's.

[Saturos S.]

Italian yes, Japanese, meh.

German and French cars have their moments as well I guess.

[Eugine]

General Motors is awesome man. Hummer anyone?

[Caael]

...Rolls Royce is British.

Wikipedia said:

Rolls-Royce
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Rolls-Royce is a British brand, it may refer to:

Rolls-Royce (car), a list of cars manufactured by Rolls-Royce Limited, Rolls-Royce Motors and Rolls-Royce Motor Cars
Rolls-Royce Limited, the original company founded in 1906, and split into Rolls-Royce plc and Rolls-Royce Motors in 1973
Rolls-Royce plc, the engineering company specializing in turbine-based products
Rolls-Royce Deutschland
Rolls-Royce Marine Power Operations Ltd
Rolls-Royce North America
Rolls-Royce Corporation
Rolls-Royce Turbomeca Ltd.
Rolls-Royce AB, formerly KaMeWa AB, then a part of Vickers plc
Rolls-Royce Motors, the car division comprising of the Rolls-Royce and Bentley brands, separated from Rolls-Royce Limited in 1973. Both brands were sold in year 1998. BMW AG bought Rolls-Royce Motors (naming Rolls-Royce Motor Cars) and Volkswagen bought Bentley Motors.
Rolls-Royce Motor Cars, current manufacturer of Rolls-Royce automobiles since 1998, a BMW subsidiary.

[TheEnglishman]

Cars have never held much interest over me. I'm sure we make good ones though.

[Caael]

We make the classiest. We dont make sports cars.

[Eugine]

Uh... Caael, Rolls Royce was last century x.x

German > Japanese > American cars.

Oh, and I think Rolls-Royce cars was British. I think BMW owns them now >>

[Laharl]

WE HAVE TOP GEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Caael]

Yeah they're a subdivision of BMW now. They're old, yes, but if you dont like the Phantom i'll kill you.

Top Gear> Any other TV in the world ever to exist ever. You know i'm right.

[Toasty]

.eugine, on Feb 13 2008, 02:19 PM, said:

Uh... Caael, Rolls Royce was last century x.x

German > Japanese > American cars.

Oh, and I think Rolls-Royce cars was British. I think BMW owns them now >>

Rolls Royce was bought by some other car manufacturer, and is actually now back in buisness, if I remember right. Might've even been GM who bought 'em up.

But America has the Corvette, the Mustang, and the Viper. All at the very least have models that put out a lot of horsepower.

And Itallian cars > British cars.

[Saturos S.]

Meh, I'm not that big-a-fan of Italian cars.

[Eugine]

Good things Britian has done!

Start someone

1)

[Moonear]

1) The Mighty Boosh/ BBC

[Caael]

2-9999: Everything ever worshipped in the world. The world loves us. We're awesome.

[Moonear]

10,000) Laharl the Slayer. Nuff said.

[Caael]

10001: Me.

[Eugine]

Britian is a waste of country if that's the best you guys can come with! Come on Caael, tell us why your country is great =)

[Caael]

There's too many to explain. I'll explain tomorrow when it's not 11PM at night in the middle of maths hw :P

[TheEnglishman]

Well it's 12:40 and I'm still gonna explain!
For one thing a number of other countries enjoy British inventions, traditions and alike. There certainly aren't many countries that don't have a national football team or play cricket.
We also give culinary delights such as fish and chips, or an English breakfast.
Ok so we've done a few bad things like ruthlessly try to expand our empire in the past, but it's certainly not like that anymore.
Plus we have the queen, who's great.

[Laharl]

ihatekraden, on Feb 14 2008, 10:39 PM, said:

10,000) Laharl the Slayer. Nuff said.

another takes his first steps down the road of AWESOME

2) if it weren't for us you'd be speaking French :b

fourche la francais

[TheEnglishman]

Heck if it wasn't for us... *cough*andtheamericans *cough*, the French would be speaking German!

[Laharl]

wer're allowed ignore them, as they have a nasty habit of ignoring our involvement (see: MoH: Airbourne Assault)

[Someone Else]

laharl the slayer, on Feb 14 2008, 04:55 PM, said:

2) if it weren't for us you'd be speaking French :b

fourche la francais

This is true. Before England became imperialist bastards French was the most commonly spoken language.

[Ironsight]

3) Dr.Who (?)

[Caael]

4) The best comedy in any country. I dont care if everything else sucks, the mighty boosh> Everything. Even scrubs.

[Laharl]

5) Monty Python is British

[ZephyrAnalea]

6) My Grandma! I love my Grandma :P

[Saturos S.]

7) I was born there.

[Someone Else]

Bad things about England:

1) Pretty much started the Industrial Revolution which made Global Warming what it is today.
2) Colonized America and so, in a sense, created the USA. Zing!

[Lightning Star]

Edit: oops, I thought this was common room. sorry guys ^^;

Yeah, well a good thing they did for us was um...

let me think...


still thinking...



Yeah, can't think of anything. So basically, this just proves that no country is better than the other, nor do they contribute more to the world than others.

[Someone Else]

http://re-try.com/pics/stupidity.jpg

Notice he's from the UK! OMG! It must mean all of the Brits and Irish are stupid.

[Lightning Star]

You said it, not me. :]

[Eugine]

3) Britian only ended slavery cuz it wasn't economical to sustain it.
4) Britian feels it has the right to control the Caribbean with its "Governor Generals". Can't wait to get old and give us our freedom back as a politician (maybe!). Our damn constitution is based on Britian's.
5) They make me write extra Us (eg. colour!) and the words are always complicated. Why spell checks, cheques?

I have a hell load of problems with the Caribbean also! I'll rant here cuz I feel like!

1) I'm tired of those politicians that sell us out!
2) I'm tired of those idiots that support rap culture to death! For crying out loud, it sucks a lot compared to reggae and soca. ROCK IS BETTA THOUGH >>
3) I'm tired of those idiots who think Venezuela is a good country! Come on, it sucks! (Cuba is OK though! When Fidel dies, and democracy takes over, it'll be the icon of the Caribbean >>)

[TheEnglishman]

Despite my union jack tinted glasses, I'm still able to see the flaws in our country. I just love it too much to let them make me feel bad.
As for the 'u's in words issue, it's not a case of us putting them in, it's other guys taking them out.

[Eugine]

+1 for USA. I probably could have used the collective time spent writing Us for something better >>

Anyway, UK is a damn good country now (Europe on a whole). I honestly think they need to change how they handle Africa, but they, imo, care about the faith of the world more than economic growth.

[TheEnglishman]

In fairness there are a number of charities set up here to support Africa. It's not an issue that gets ignored.

[Eugine]

Yeah. It's true, not doubting it. I just honestly believe the best way to handle Africa is to stop shipping food, clothing, the religious conversions etc (eg. those damn Catholics doesnt support the destribution of condoms x.x, like wtf!), and start to develop the industries there. Most politicians use those stuff as leverage for votes, rather than help the poor.
Sending money there also wouldn't do much cuz the politicians there are really corrupt, and most don't go to the poor either!

It's a difficult situation.

[Saturos S.]

Colour > color.

Colour just looks smexier.

[Wiflewood]

Cba reading the whole topic, I just skim-read every other page.

Have British English accents been properly discussed? Apparantley American girls find them hot. *based off Love Actually*

[Saturos S.]

Hugh Grant accents that is, not south-London.

[Laharl]

if i've given the impression i like this country, i dont, its a ****hole, but much better than US and France XP

[Eugine]

Let me guess... You want to move to Japan?

[Laharl]

not particularly :b

if there was some of chav maiming virus then britain would be a much better country

[Kuchiyose]

Quote

if there was some of chav maiming virus then britain would be a much better country

Agreed, where I live its full of them, luckily I'm not a chav.
But I think soap would work against chavs XD or lets hope they die from hepatitis from their chav girlfriends/boyfriends

[Eugine]

YouTube link to a chav? I need to see them in action.

[Kuchiyose]

Somewhere on Youtube, there is some chav been chased by some dude with a pickaxe, actually I'll have a look for it XD

[Caael]

LOL I must see that.

[TheEnglishman]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zcxENXkeRa4...feature=related
I assume that's it.
As for the idea of moving from the country, I couldn't do it. I like it too much here, even if there are chavs.