[Toasty]

You know what time it is.....

IN AMERICA!!

[Ironsight]

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWW!!!!
GET ME A BASKET A THEM FREEDOM FRIES AND A DOG ON A BUN!!

[Toasty]

I'M FAT AND I EAT AT MCDONALDS! [/lolstereotype]

[Ironsight]

LOLHEARTDISEASE [/lolstereotype again]

[Toasty]

I LIKE TO SHOOT THINGS!! [/lolwarstereotype]

[Ironsight]

I LIKE SHOOTING THINGS [I actually do]

[Split Infinity]

AMERICA IS GEORGE BUSH'S B*TCH!

[Toasty]

....that went too far Split.

ROFL.

This post has been edited by Toasty: 11 February 2008 - 11:47 PM

[Ironsight]

yeah...
CRIKEY MATE!

[Split Infinity]

I would have made an Australian topic, but I get the feeling it would just die.

[Toasty]

LOLIMADESPLITFEELBADLOL!

[Jenna]

Toasty, on Feb 12 2008, 12:00 AM, said:

You know what time it is.....

IN AMERICA!!

Waaaaas that a YuGiOh Abridged Version Reference? Because holywow, that thing was funny. @.@

And to be on topic... Yay America? :P

[Toasty]

Yes, yes it was. Haven't watched it since before it was taken off youtube.

[Split Infinity]

What's this about making me feel bad?

[Toasty]

You know you did. Don't deny it.

You thought you hurt my feelings! ADMIT IT!

[Split Infinity]

Huh? Are we talking about me or you?

[Toasty]

Don't play coy with me, you care! :joy:

[TheEnglishman]

Yeeeehaw TOUCHDOWN!
*cough*
Anyways I don't know loads about America. I spent two weeks in Florida, but that's it.

[Drizzy Drake]

Bush=bad. Nuff said.

[Caael]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYmTEmUYj_8...feature=related

LOL U GUIZE R STOOPID

[Someone Else]

They picked the stupid people for that video.

But at least one person was right. Of course Buddhist monk's religion is Catholic, dur hur hur.

Nice job commenting on a YouTube video, Caael. :3

[Laharl]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/02/americancat.jpg

[Golden Legacy]

Toasty, on Feb 12 2008, 01:00 AM, said:

You know what time it is.....

IN AMERICA!!

Shh, don't say it out loud.

http://www.goldensun-syndicate.net/forum/public/style_images/gssv3/snapback.png' alt='View Post' />laharl the slayer, on Feb 12 2008, 07:40 PM, said:

L.M.H.O.

[Eugine]

Caael, you're not 24 >>

[Laharl]

Golden Legacy, on Feb 12 2008, 11:47 PM, said:

L.M.H.O.

laughing your Hernia off?

[Eugine]

Head? Hand?

[Someone Else]

Herpes

[Sea of Time]

Laughing your hormones off?

[Jenna]

It was taken off Youtube? Oh, shame! Though it's likely resurfaced by now; That was funny stuff...

For the cat... Laughing my flab off. (F and H are sometimes interchanged in some languages.)

[Toasty]

L.M.A.O.

And the "a" doesn't stand for your hind quarters. :joy:

[Laharl]

Toasty, on Feb 13 2008, 01:56 AM, said:

L.M.A.O.

And the "a" doesn't stand for your hind quarters. :joy:

are you ignring the H in L.M.H.O. on purpose?

[Lightning Star]

abdomen? I seriously don't know what you're getting at... ._.

And of course, you can't forget the messed up American female celebrities: Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears and Paris Hilton.

Did you know paris sued hallmark 2.5 mil for using her trademark phrase "that's hot" in a card without her permission?

ONLY IN AMERICA!

Do we have handicap parking spaces in front of ice skating rinks :3

[Toasty]

People like her are the ones who're going to kill our economy and country.

[Lightning Star]

No, people like Hilary Clinton are going to kill our economy and country.

[PDM]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GuyfmvnwoG8...feature=relatedI think the whole special is here. It is great.O' CANADA! A great big empty land! We look to america! For a helping hand! With bannock bread and caribou eggs...

Icy, on Feb 12 2008, 06:16 PM, said:

No, people like Hilary Clinton are going to kill our economy and country.

vote huckabee

[Golden Legacy]

L.M.H.O.
Laughing My Head Off, of course all your answers are presumably just as valid.

P.S. Only in America...

[Lightning Star]

PDM, on Feb 12 2008, 07:30 PM, said:

vote huckabee

You're officially my hero, PDM. :joy: Too bad the elections aren't in 2009; then I could vote.

And GL, I've seen those many times before, but they're so true.

"Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering."

XD!

[Drizzy Drake]

Wait....WHATT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Eugine]

I love America because of this song
http://youtube.com/watch?v=sWS-FoXbjVI (NOT FOR THE PEOPLE WHO HATES OBSCENITIES!)

[Toasty]

Golden Legacy, on Feb 12 2008, 06:38 PM, said:

L.M.H.O.
Laughing My Head Off, of course all your answers are presumably just as valid.

P.S. Only in America...

XD Nice. The funniest thing about it though, is that it's all entirely true.

Icy, on Feb 12 2008, 06:51 PM, said:

You're officially my hero, PDM. :D Too bad the elections aren't in 2009; then I could vote.

FINALLY. Someone who wouldn't vote for the vast left-wing conspiracy! :joy:

But seriously. It's nice to know there's someone on these forums that realise that not only is Hillary bad, but Obama's almost worse.

[Someone Else]

lol opinions at you, you conservative!

[Golden Legacy]

What WD said. In all honesty, how can you be blind to what's happened under the Bush regime?

But that's a different debate for another topic. Feel free to bring it on Toasty.

[Lightning Star]

American democracy at it's best. Election of 2004, with a jibjab twist, of course ;]

http://www.youtube.c...8Q-sRdV7SY&NR=1

[kate]

wait...we all agree here that bush was the worst thing to happen to this planet in...ever, right?

[Someone Else]

Ya. I do anyway. Icy and Toasty don't think so though.

[Eugine]

LIIIES!!!

Bush was the best! He's spreading democracy throughout the world.

[Toasty]

Hillary would be worse. There's no doubt about that.

Golden Legacy, on Feb 12 2008, 07:10 PM, said:

What WD said. In all honesty, how can you be blind to what's happened under the past eight years the Bush regime?

But that's a different debate for another topic. Feel free to bring it on though Toasty.

My post about the economy in the elctions topic describes my reasoning for why voting Liberal this time around, Clinton OR Obama, is a horrible idea.

[Someone Else]

Quote

LIIIES!!!

Bush was the best! He's spreading democracy throughout the world.

Just like he is terrorism under a red, white, and blue flag lmao.

[kate]

hay? you know who else tried to spread their beliefs across the world? stalin and hitler.

Course bush did it with less genecide and general stabbings. Just iraqicide.

[Someone Else]

kate, on Feb 12 2008, 07:15 PM, said:

Course bush did it with less genecide and general stabbings. Just iraqicide.

Exactly. Do we really have to wait for a flood to be married?

[Eugine]

Hillary would indeed be worse. She wants to focus on Americans rather than spreading democracy after all.

I hope God doesn't tell her to attack Iran if she becomes President!

[kate]

Obama for prez cause he's a cutie.

lol k so I don't know what their platforms are. Buuut I do know a democrat should win. Even though I'm conservative...I'm like canadian conservative, which is american democrat. American republican is like HAX

[Someone Else]

Obama here too. My only concern is, if the White House goes Black, will it ever go back?

[Toasty]

Hillary would be worse because she would sacrifice our national security just to make other countries like us her.

I liked Obama for the first half of one of his speeches. After it hit halfway, I realised how HEAVILY left wing he is. It's not even funny.

Icy, on Feb 12 2008, 07:11 PM, said:

American democracy at it's best. Election of 2004, with a jibjab twist, of course ;]

http://www.youtube.c...8Q-sRdV7SY&NR=1

XD I saw that a few months back. I didn't watch a whole lot of news back then, just every now and then during the elections, but when I saw that video I LOL'd.

[Eugine]

Hillary's problem is that she's not likeable. I think she's wayyy better than Mr. Mcain (sp?) though.
Plus, he's wayy too ugly to be the President of the Free world!

[kate]

ok I get the feeling icy is either writing something epic, or asleep at the keyboard.

[Lightning Star]

.eugine, on Feb 12 2008, 08:14 PM, said:

LIIIES!!!

Bush was the best! He's spreading democracy throughout the world.

Toasty, on Feb 12 2008, 08:14 PM, said:

Hillary would be worse. There's no doubt about that.



My post about the economy in the elctions topic describes my reasoning for why voting Liberal this time around, Clinton OR Obama, is a horrible idea.

Mkay. So I like to stay passive, and since there's really no changing peoples mind, I'm going to abuse my american right to freedom of speech, just like everyone else does :]

Bush seriously kicked ass, and the only reason people didn't like him, was because the people who didn't vote for him didn't have the balls to own up and face that he IS (soon to be WAS, sadly) one of the greatest and most proactive presidents in the last few decades. They also don't like him because he wants to stick up for morals. OH BOO FRICKIN HOO. No, you CAN'T get an abortion, 'cause it's f*cking WRONG. And YES, we are going into Iraq and Iran to look for WMDs because we got 5000 some odd leads that there were WMDS there! Would you rather sit back be a bad president and watch your country get BLOWN TO F*CKING PIECES? And if you went there, and saw all the suffering in the countries, would you just be cruel LEAVE THEM TO SUFFER? And when the media, the press, and the spineless people that you govern turn their back on you, do you flip flop the other way and do what they want so you can be "popular" among the people?

Or do you do WHAT'S RIGHT. Do you PROTECT YOUR COUNTRY no matter what people say about you? Do you HOLD ONTO YOUR BELIEFS that got you into the office, knowing there's a small percentage of people depending on you to keep the country running as functionally as possible, despite the sad and depressing state that it's in?

No, I don't agree with EVERYTHING Bush has done. But I think he's done a damn good job, has a lot of responsibilities, and handled them better than most people in this ungreatful country would. I am SICK and TIRED of the lack of respect in this country. I'm SICK and TIRED of the negligence and ignorance in this country. But if I'm going to have to stand out in a crowd for what I believe it, then god damnit, I'll do it, and I'll do it with pride.

NUFF. SAID.
</rant>

[Golden Legacy]

It's time for a change. Obama is change, in the right direction. No matter what, there's no way things can get any worse.

At any rate, I'm heading off. Night folks.

[Toasty]

^ We could lose our economy, and Russia could become the next world power. THAT'S how it could be worse.

If either Liberal gets into office, they'll definately try to keep that from happening, none of what they'll try will work. They're too worried about global warming (which ISN'T caused by CO2, and ISN'T something un-natural) to do what would REALLY save the economy.

I don't like Mcaine any more than I like either democratice candidate. I'd still vote for Mitt Romney even if he isn't on the ballot. He was the only good candidate. He could've easily been almost, or just as good as Reagan. Especially with all the current problems that he could solve.

And Bush's only real problem was his sub-par communication skills. He has better morals than either Obama or Hillary most likely ever will.

[kate]

Let's face it, bush drove america into the ground. America lost lots of respect, likeability, and now even their economy is failing (go canadian dollar XD)

Whether people like him or not, enough don't that he's going down in history as one of the worst presidents ever. Although I'm sure there are plenty of people (such as icy) who found him a really good president. It's just...in the world of today you can't rule the way bush did. Making blanket statements such as abortion is wrong, simply doesn't go with what the majority views anymore. Whether messing with other countries government is for the best or not, it is against the united nations rules, which means a heck of alot of people are against it.

So yeah, nothing wrong with you liking bush, but unfortunately for every person who likes him, there's 100 who don't. Thems the brakes.

[Someone Else]

Icy, on Feb 12 2008, 07:26 PM, said:

They also don't like him because he wants to stick up for morals. OH BOO FRICKIN HOO. No, you CAN'T get an abortion, 'cause it's f*cking WRONG.

I stopped reading there.

[Toasty]

If you disregarded the last half of his second term as President, then pretty much EVERYONE, except for the exreme leftists, would think that Bush was a great President.

People just don't like how he handled Iraq, and that's only because they're only concern is getting their brothers/sons/daughters/sisters home and out of Iraq. That's all fine and dandy, except for that fact that they don't seem to realise that pulling out ANY amount of troops means that we're just that much closer to another 9/11. That would cause more deaths in one day than the number of deaths in the first year of the war.

[Someone Else]

I don't care how you look at it, Bush will be remembered as a sub-par and generally one of the worst presidents. End of, in my opinion.

[kate]

k that's nice, and i agree, but this just raises the point that he shouldn't have gone to war in the first place. Yeah there were signs they had wmd but the un did a search and said they didn't have any, and then told him not to go and then he went anyways. And guess what, there weren't any. So it's not like he didn't know he shouldn't be there.

EDIT: oh and by the way, just cause I feel like it - yes, I can get an abortion :D go canada

[Toasty]

kate, on Feb 12 2008, 07:41 PM, said:

k that's nice, and i agree, but this just raises the point that he shouldn't have gone to war in the first place. Yeah there were signs they had wmd but the un did a search and said they didn't have any, and then told him not to go and then he went anyways. And guess what, there weren't any. So it's not like he didn't know he shouldn't be there.

EDIT: oh and by the way, just cause I feel like it - yes, I can get an abortion :D go canada

The UN is full of pansies that would only look where Saddam would LET them look. That is NO joke. Because of that, the fact that the UN searched for WMD's is VOID. THAT is why Bush didn't listen to them. And, there was evidence left behind that WMD's were once in Iraq. Though you can argue that they could've been frim a long long time ago, that is highky unlikely.

[Eugine]

Well Icy this is one of the few things we disagree on. We can't agree on everything anyway, so we'll leave my opinion on Bush and how inaccurate I think your view on Bush is in this topic.

Anywayz,

Quote

And YES, we are going into Iraq and Iran to look for WMDs because we got 5000 some odd leads that there were WMDS there! Would you rather sit back be a bad president and watch your country get BLOWN TO F*CKING PIECES?

The Bush Administation, before 9/11 wanted to invade Iraq to secure American interest in the Middle East, ie to secure the oil, and to a lesser extent to remove the Saddam regime because it wasn't pro-America.
There are many accounts of officials stating that the US would have invaded Iraq with or without WMDs, and it was a matter of when rather than "should we?"

Secondly, the Bush administration knew there weren't any WMDs in Iraq. Rememebr Mr. Powell who fell from grace for purposely lieing to the United Nations on why the US should invade Iraq? He had to resign because he is one of the few people in the Bush administration who realise how wrong they were. His entire credibility was ruined because of Bush ;_;.
He vehemently said there were WMDs in Iraq despite UN inspectors failure to find any.

Quote

And if you went there, and saw all the suffering in the countries, would you just be cruel LEAVE THEM TO SUFFER? And when the media, the press, and the spineless people that you govern turn their back on you, do you flip flop the other way and do what they want so you can be "popular" among the people?

The Iraqi's were better off under Saddam's regime. Atleast they were able to get an education, and not have to run into Iran as refugees. Maybe the USA had intentions, but honestly it turned out badly.
In reality, they didn't. The USA went to Iraq for oil Icy. Sorry, but it's the hard truth. After the USA overthrew Saddam, the USA wanted to control the Iraqis oil supply. I hardly think that's good intentions...
Plus, if the government really cares about the people, why not do what they ask. "LEAVE US ALONE!". Come on. You can't help someone who doesn't want your help afterall...

Quote

Or do you do WHAT'S RIGHT. Do you PROTECT YOUR COUNTRY no matter what people say about you?

Bush isn't the American people Icy. Last time I checked, your congress has to authorize a war, and not the President. Most of the American people were against the war, so why not follow their wishes. Remember, you guys live in a democracy, not a communism... The American people should not be punished because of one person.

[Toasty]

.eugine, on Feb 12 2008, 07:55 PM, said:

Well Icy this is one of the few things we disagree on. We can't agree on everything anyway, so we'll leave my opinion on Bush and how inaccurate I think your view on Bush is in this topic.

Anywayz,
The Bush Administation, before 9/11 wanted to invade Iraq to secure American interest in the Middle East, ie to secure the oil, and to a lesser extent to remove the Saddam regime because it wasn't pro-America.
There are many accounts of officials stating that the US would have invaded Iraq with or without WMDs, and it was a matter of when rather than "should we?"

Secondly, the Bush administration knew there weren't any WMDs in Iraq. Rememebr Mr. Powell who fell from grace for purposely lieing to the United Nations on why the US should invade Iraq? He had to resign because he is one of the few people in the Bush administration who realise how wrong they were. His entire credibility was ruined because of Bush ;_;.
He vehemently said there were WMDs in Iraq despite UN inspectors failure to find any.

The Iraqi's were better off under Saddam's regime. Atleast they were able to get an education, and not have to run into Iran as refugees. Maybe the USA had intentions, but honestly it turned out badly.
In reality, they didn't. The USA went to Iraq for oil Icy. Sorry, but it's the hard truth. After the USA overthrew Saddam, the USA wanted to control the Iraqis oil supply. I hardly think that's good intentions...
Plus, if the government really cares about the people, why not do what they ask. "LEAVE US ALONE!". Come on. You can't hepl someone who doesn't want your help afterall...

Bush isn't the American people Icy. Last time I checked, your congress has to authorize a war, and not the President. Most of the American people were against the war, so why not follow their wishes. Remember, you guys live in a democracy, not a communism...

Toasty, on Feb 12 2008, 07:46 PM, said:

The UN is full of pansies that would only look where Saddam would LET them look. That is NO joke. Because of that, the fact that the UN searched for WMD's is VOID.

And sure, I guess genocide is better than freedom. I mean, Saddam was a MUCH better dictator than any President that Iraq could have. :D

[Eugine]

I dislike Saddam personally because I dispise communism, but honestly it went from "kinda bad" to terrible x.x
Iraq was ranked the 2nd worst place to live last year (first being Sudan)!

And now Toasty, who is right about the WMDs? The UN or Mr. Bush?

[kate]

what president? the democracy that the us is trying to set up in iraq is failing. To a certain degree these people wanted a surpreme leader, it's what they're used to. You have to remember in all regimes where cruel leaders or dictators ruled, at one point and time they were voted for, or at least supported. More often than not people don't want to change.

*gasp* it's like the matrix o.o

...right k, serious again. Toasty, saying that the un is pansies is biased and not based on fact. Please use some evidence or at least some logic to back that up.

oh and eug, shouldn't your sig say degrees, not degress?

[Toasty]

.eugine, on Feb 12 2008, 08:11 PM, said:

I dislike Saddam personally because I dispise communism, but honestly it went from "kinda bad" to terrible x.x
Iraq was ranked the 2nd worst place to live last year (first being Sudan)!

And now Toasty, who is right about the WMDs? The UN or Mr. Bush?

The WMD's were there. But because the UN gave them plenty of time and warning, Saddam ahd MORE than enough time to move them out. The fact that when we went in there we found evidence of WMD's proves Bush was right. Though evidence obviously isn't good enough for the UN or anyone else. Unless it's fake evidence about global warming. :D

[Laharl]

kate, on Feb 13 2008, 03:12 AM, said:

wait...we all agree here that bush was the worst thing to happen to this planet in...ever, right?

there was that meteor impact 65 millions years ago, but other than that, yeah

[Eugine]

And let us not forget, the US helped Saddam overthrow the Iraqi government. After, one of the two occured -
Saddam got tired of being the US puppet, and became anti-America because he recognise it was a parasitic relationship.
OR, the US used Saddam for all he was worth, then threw him aside. He then became angry because of it, and became anti-America.

I think it's the first.

And let us not forget http://www.huffingtonpost.com/robert-naima...we_b_86035.html
America is finally experiencing the CIA invented term "Blowback" in full force.

And thanks kate.

NOW, let us talk about the GOOD America has done!

[Laharl]

heeey, what about the religious nuts

this is totally serious

http://i190.photobucket.com/albums/z254/laharl_the_slayer_07/1202727401491.jpg

cant remember if it was creationism or scientology :/

[Toasty]

.eugine, on Feb 12 2008, 08:19 PM, said:

And let us not forget, the US helped Saddam overthrow the Iraqi government. After, one of the two occured -
Saddam got tired of being the US puppet, and became anti-America because he recognise it was a parasitic relationship.
OR, the US used Saddam for all he was worth, then threw him aside. He then became angry because of it, and became anti-America.

I think it's the first.

And let us not forget http://www.huffingtonpost.com/robert-naima...we_b_86035.html
America is finally experiencing the CIA invented term "Blowback" in full force.

And thanks kate.

NOW, let us talk about the GOOD America has done!

Eugine, PLEASE don't tell me that you believe Saddam hated us because we were parasitic. He hates us because our existance and views threatened his Dictatorship. He only used us to get the tics off his back, and then turned around and scratched us in the face.

laharl the slayer, on Feb 12 2008, 08:23 PM, said:

heeey, what about the religious nuts

this is totally serious

http://i190.photobucket.com/albums/z254/laharl_the_slayer_07/1202727401491.jpg

cant remember if it was creationism or scientology :/

That's not creationism.

[Eugine]

Just read the Wiki on him Toasty, but then you'll tell me Wikipedia is innaccurate... Scroll down to "Rise to power".
http://en.wikipedia..../Saddam_Hussein

Anyway, lets spread the love now! America did good things. Wonderful things infact.

1) America invented the Light bulb.

[PDM]

Icy, on Feb 12 2008, 06:51 PM, said:

You're officially my hero, PDM. :D Too bad the elections aren't in 2009; then I could vote.

And GL, I've seen those many times before, but they're so true.

"Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering."

XD!

Canada too, because there's nothing against people walking up to them and using them.

[Ironsight]

Of course wiki is innacurate when it comes to politics. Too many people trying to make one person look better/worse than he/she really is.

[Toasty]

^True.

The article won't come up for me. My internet is being ghey. Windows update is finished, so I might as well restart anyway.

Give me a minute and I'll read it Eugine.

[Eugine]

We're spreading love. You guys make me sad. ;_;

2) America was the first to land on the moon!

[Laharl]

.eugine, on Feb 13 2008, 04:43 AM, said:

We're spreading love. You guys make me sad. ;_;

2) America was the first to land on the moon!

never happened, unless Arizona became part of the moon

[Eugine]

lmao Laharl.

3) USA has NASA! The best goverment agency in the world!
4) The colleges in USA are great!

And I'm actually serious >>

[PDM]

laharl the slayer, on Feb 12 2008, 08:45 PM, said:

never happened, unless Arizona became part of the moon

Neither did the holocaust, unless Jews are people..

[Laharl]

its quite hard to fake mass genocide, whereas a moon landing is quite easy :b

[Eugine]

5) The USA was a model country for democracy and freedom.

[Ironsight]

laharl the slayer, on Feb 12 2008, 08:45 PM, said:

never happened, unless Arizona became part of the moon

Were the hell did we get all that regolith form then?

[Laharl]

.eugine, on Feb 13 2008, 04:56 AM, said:

5) The USA was a model country for democracy and freedom.

keyword in that sentence: was

WOR IS FUN

[Eugine]

We're spreading the love people!

6) The USA has awesome artists!

[Toasty]

7) The USA has me as a resident. :D

laharl the slayer, on Feb 12 2008, 08:55 PM, said:

its quite hard to fake mass genocide, whereas a moon landing is quite easy :b

Back then, it would've been blatantly obvious in the video footage if the moon landing was fake. They didn't have THAT good of equipment back then.

[ZephyrAnalea]

Toasty, on Feb 12 2008, 09:29 PM, said:

7) The USA has me as a resident. :D

8) And me!
9) We also have HALO and Starcraft. Best video games evar.
10) US took a bunch of scientists from Germany after WWII so they wouldn't have to die.

[Toasty]

11) The US has stealth planes

12) The US has......ummm.....dangit. I got nothin'. XD

[Eugine]

This goes to show that the American people are awesome, but the government...

[Toasty]

.eugine, on Feb 12 2008, 09:46 PM, said:

This goes to show that the American people are awesome, but the Liberals...

Fix'd :D

[Eugine]

I do admit that I love Mitt Romney more than Obama! Mitt is out, so Obama <3

.eugine, on Jan 14 2008, 08:14 PM, said:

Um, anyway I really hope Mitt Romney wins (I really love Ron Paul though but he wouldn't win). I think he has the best answers. And um, that Huckleberry guy... I dislike him... He thinks people with AIDs should be isolated... That's enough reason for me to dislike him ^_~

This is proof!

[Toasty]

People with AIDs shouldn't be isolated, but they should quit having sex.

And I'm not happy with any of the candidates left (WHY DID YOU LEAVE MITT?! D;), but for me, Huckabee is the "lesser of the five evils".

[Ironsight]

13) US made your god-damned internetz

[Laharl]

the inventer of the internet was British. OWNED

[ZephyrAnalea]

American Idol is on tonight. They're showing the final 24 contenders. This one lady shrieked so high she almost broke my speakers.

[Someone Else]

laharl the slayer, on Feb 13 2008, 07:13 PM, said:

the inventer of the internet was British. OWNED

He was British, but he moved to America. :B So technically the internet is made by America.

[Lightning Star]

Toasty, on Feb 12 2008, 10:48 PM, said:

.eugine, on Feb 12 2008, 09:46 PM, said:

This goes to show that the American people are awesome, but the Liberals...

Fix'd :D

You're my hero too, Toasty :P

And you can't forget the steamboat, cotton gin, telegraph, and more recently, the artificial heart.

The wright brothers weren't the first to experiment with aircraft, but they were, however, the first ones to invent aircraft controls that made mechanical fixed wing flight possible.

And you know what cracks me up about all the sh*t america gets for being so stupid? Is that America is just a cultural melting pot, and everyone who's here (except for the native americans) CAME FROM ANOTHER COUNTRY (or is a descendant of someone who came over here.)

And like they say, the apple doesn't fall far from the tree :P

[Quacnar]

Who's the killer update!!!

[Toasty]

How does that have to do with America?

Th internet may have been thought up by a british person, but Ameirca implimented it first. So though they didn't invent the internet.....

14) America made the World Wide Web

15) America has the frikkin' awesomest jet fighter ever made

16) America is the only place on earth that's willing to sacrifice it's own economy and food supply to keep global warming from killing everybody!! [/sarcasm]

[Eugine]

America developed the Internet, Britain developed the WWW.

[PDM]

Toasty, on Feb 12 2008, 09:29 PM, said:

7) The USA has me as a resident. :P



Back then, it would've been blatantly obvious in the video footage if the moon landing was fake. They didn't have THAT good of equipment back then.

There are a lot of contradictions in the video that imply that they weren't really on the moon.

[Sea of Time]

I'm American and Canadian! I belong to both topics!

[Laharl]

America can link anything with terrorism

http://freehosting.tomaweb.com/QuitSmoking/images/towers.jpg

like that

[Eugine]

Spread the love, not the hate!

I'm running out of good things America has done. Please, help me out here.

17) America produced GL, Max and gsninja. 1/2 of the mod team!

[Moonear]

18. Americans invented English, and we're all speaking that now.

[Caael]

WTF The English invented English you ****wad.

[Moonear]

Calm down, it's called a joke.

[Caael]

Yes but you're usually serious about things.

[Eugine]

...
No ihk x.x

[Moonear]

19) America colonized areas of England and was finally nice enough to let them start their own country. We also let them use our language called English.

[Golden Legacy]

.eugine, on Feb 14 2008, 06:26 PM, said:

Spread the love, not the hate!

I'm running out of good things America has done. Please, help me out here.

17) America produced GL, Max and gsninja. 1/2 of the mod team!

Aww, thank you Eugine, I'm touched. Really touched.
*wipes tear from eye*

[Caael]

America is asexual.

[Someone Else]

America invented the American language.

[TheEnglishman]

America provides American tourists, who can be used in British comedy shows and watched with amusement when they realise that they may not be the only ones visiting attractions in London.

[Laharl]

Wind Dude, on Feb 14 2008, 11:49 PM, said:

America corrupted the English language.

fixed

[Someone Else]

Since I'm not a big fan of America I've honestly considered moving to Canada in the past. Or England.

*waits for the groans from people who reside in those nations*

[Moonear]

20. America invented science.

[Ironsight]

21) America invented the Universe

[Someone Else]

22) America invented democracy. Actually it was the Greeks.

[Ironsight]

23) America made the first atomic bomb. Admittedly, Albert Einstein (german) gave us a lot of help.

[Moonear]

24) An American made this forum.
We win.

[Laharl]

DarkSword, on Feb 15 2008, 01:56 AM, said:

23) America made the first atomic bomb. Admittedly, Albert Einstein (german) gave us a lot of help.

why is that good?

its like saying

23) we co-started the cold war

[Toasty]

You DO know why we developed the atomic bomb, right?

And I think ihk just pwned everyone here with his last statement. XD

[Someone Else]

ihatekraden, on Feb 14 2008, 05:58 PM, said:

24) An American made this forum.
We win.

[Sea of Time]

Wow, the arrogance in this topic is suffocating.

[Eugine]

ihatekraden, on Feb 14 2008, 06:36 PM, said:

18. Americans invented English, and we're all speaking that now.

ihatekraden, on Feb 14 2008, 06:40 PM, said:

19) America colonized areas of England and was finally nice enough to let them start their own country. We also let them use our language called English.

ihatekraden, on Feb 14 2008, 09:43 PM, said:

20. America invented science.

DarkSword, on Feb 14 2008, 09:45 PM, said:

21) America invented the Universe

Wind Dude, on Feb 14 2008, 09:52 PM, said:

22) America invented democracy. Actually it was the Greeks.

hmm. wouldn't be surprised if some people believed those...

[Sea of Time]

*chokes on America's arrogance*

[Eugine]

lala, new list x3!

BAD THINGS AMERICA HAS DONE FOR THE WORLD!
Just being democratic here Americans. We talked about the good, so we have to give the bad its fair shot. I think you guys will understand since you invented democracy. And um, you guys totally ruined your shot to show the world the good you've done >>

1) The USA overthrew many democratically elected Presidents/Prime Ministers.

[Someone Else]

continuing the good list

25) America invented Social Security

[Saturos S.]

2) America starts wars without reason.

[Moonear]

Good 26) America invented self esteem.

[Eugine]

Right ihk...

27) Pioneer of many technological advancements.

3) Always knows what's best for the world, but no other country knows what's best for USA.

[Lightning Star]

4.) Anglo-saxon Americans drove the native Americans out of their land.


5.) America has the highest rate of high school shootings.

Heck, we were on a red lock down today at MY school 'cause someone had a gun and was planning a shooting. I was so scared!

http://www.mibazaar....choolshootings/

look how many pins are on America versus the other countries.

[Eugine]

28) Model country for gender, racial, somewhat religious equality. Not sexual orientation though >>

[Moonear]

29. America produced Stephen Colbert.

[Lightning Star]

30.) America produced Glenn Beck and Bill O'Reilly

[Eugine]

31) Also Anderson Cooper, Keith Olbermann and Wolf Blitzer.

[Ironsight]

6) America is controlled by spineless Liberals

[Someone Else]

7) America is controlled by Republicans.

32) America has Liberal thinkers and the Democratic party.

[Ironsight]

8) The right hand doesn't know what the left is doing
9)America has Liberal thinkers and the Democratic party.

[Split Infinity]

Why did the numbers reset?

[Ironsight]

There's a good list and a bad list. So far we've named 9 bad things and 32 good things.

[Eugine]

10) Only MDC to allow torture
11) Despite spending the most on education, has a failing public education system
12) Despite being a republic, most laws are passed on a federal level rather than by states.
13) Has one of the highest wealth equality in the world.
14) Cares more about economic development than sustainable development.
15) Extremely biased media. Fox News = Unfair and Unbalanced, Republican news; CNN = Clinton News Network.
16) Has a soft corporate fascism.
17) Created gangsta rap
18) Created satanic metal
19) Rather save a few bucks, than its people (Hurricane Katrina?)
20) Negative teen media (MTV?)
21) Overthrew the Prime Minister of Iran
22) Overthrew democratic elected President of Guatemala
23) Stages coups on Chile, and installs pro-America dictator
24) Trained the very people they are at war with. Al Qaeda.

Damn. That's all I got >>

[Gio]

I shall revive....HUZZAH!!! or at least attempt to.

.eugine, on Feb 16 2008, 07:24 PM, said:

19) Rather save a few bucks, than its people (Hurricane Katrina?)

Because of the retarded liberal mayor of New Orleans and the ignorant governor of Louisiana

[Toasty]

25) We have Liberals who are either more interested in themselves, or in helping other countries live better at the expense of our economy, when we so desperately need money.

33) America made the only place where you can Eat Fresh. SUBWAY. (at least I think so. Pretty sure Subway started in America)

Wind Dude, on Feb 16 2008, 04:51 PM, said:

7) America is controlled by Republicans.

32) America has Liberal thinkers and the Democratic party.

NO. *slaps*

[Saturos S.]

26) It's all bout the money, it's all bout the dum dum dadada dum.

[Blue]

27) George W. Bush (Or did some one already touch on that?)

[Eugine]

34) The most diversified place in the world. You guys have to give credit to the USA. This is one of the reasons why the USA is great. People from different backgrounds of different religion, orientation, race, gender all work together.
Yes, I admit, some countries do better on one aspect, but ultimately fail at others. The USA, on the other hand, has reasonably high points in all.

The USA is the place where ANYONE can succeed if they want to. I can't see any other country challenging the USA on that aspect.

[Golden Legacy]

.eugine, on Mar 5 2008, 05:51 PM, said:

34) The most diversified place in the world. You guys have to give credit to the USA. This is one of the reasons why the USA is great. People from different backgrounds of different religion, orientation, race, gender all work together.
Yes, I admit, some countries do better on one aspect, but ultimately fail at others. The USA, on the other hand, has reasonably high points in all.

Not quite so. Yes, it is no doubt one of the most diverse places in the world, but that's only in certain locations in the US. I've lived in NYC all my life, and that is perhaps the shining example of the US' diversity - but go out just a little further out west, and span across the entire midwest basin until you hit California. That's a very homoegenous demographic of the "typical white folk" sometimes called WASP (White Anglo-Saxon Protestant).

It's only in the major cities (NYC, Chicago, Los Angeles, Atlanta, Boston, etc.) that you see considerable diversity. Beyond those urbanized areas, it is surprisingly non-diverse and even backwards.

[Blue]

28) Illeagal Immigrants. Doesn't matter if there from Mexico, Canada, or whate ever, their here and stilling mah foods.

[Drizzy Drake]

@ Eugine-Canada.

[Eugine]

True GL, but it is by far (except for Brazil) the most diversed country in the world. That's why sometimes, you have to give the US public systems (including education) some credit. It has soo much to handle.

And what Skidz?

[Saturos S.]

Well, if you're a country built by colonists from all around Europe, they imported slaves from all around Africa and have South-America moving to your country. ... O yeah the natives that were there to start with.

... THE REAL AMERICAN DOESN'T EXIST!

[Eugine]

That's the beauty of America =)
Everyone, despite having a totally different history works together well.

I honestly can't see another country reaching as far as the USA with this regards.

[Drizzy Drake]

You said that America is the only place where peopel of all culteres live and workd together. Canada is liek that as well.

[Gio]

Golden Legacy, on Mar 5 2008, 03:56 PM, said:

Not quite so. Yes, it is no doubt one of the most diverse places in the world, but that's only in certain locations in the US. I've lived in NYC all my life, and that is perhaps the shining example of the US' diversity - but go out just a little further out west, and span across the entire midwest basin until you hit California. That's a very homoegenous demographic of the "typical white folk" sometimes called WASP (White Anglo-Saxon Protestant).

It's only in the major cities (NYC, Chicago, Los Angeles, Atlanta, Boston, etc.) that you see considerable diversity. Beyond those urbanized areas, it is surprisingly non-diverse and even backwards.

I think eugine is talking about the U.S. as a whole, and if you talk about it that way then yes he is right

Blue, on Mar 5 2008, 03:57 PM, said:

28) Illeagal Immigrants. Doesn't matter if there from Mexico, Canada, or whate ever, their here and stilling mah foods.

Yeah it sucks. It seems like all the illegal mexicans come to Florida :o

.eugine, on Mar 5 2008, 04:19 PM, said:

That's the beauty of America =)
Everyone, despite having a totally different history works together well.

I honestly can't see another country reaching as far as the USA with this regards.

Amen

[Saturos S.]

.eugine, on Mar 5 2008, 11:19 PM, said:

That's the beauty of America =)
Everyone, despite having a totally different history works together well.

I honestly can't see another country reaching as far as the USA with this regards.

Civil war much? Klu Klux Klan much?
Though other countries weren't always as tolerant either.

I suppose they're kind of working together good nowadays.

[Blue]

@Gio: Ah, I remember Florida having troubles with Cuban immagrants. I'm out in Arizona, so its mostly Mexicans here.

[Gio]

Well I am in the panhandle and all the mexicans are here and the cubans are in the south.

[Caael]

.eugine, on Feb 17 2008, 01:24 AM, said:

18) Created satanic metal

Twas finland

[Someone Else]

French Fries are actually from Belgium.

[Blue]

I find this funny, something I've noticed about black people in England as appose to in America, and if I'm wrong some one please correct me, but it seems the black people are more "accepted" In england. As to say, they really don't have there own side culture as appose to here in America. (Not sure if I phrased any of this right)

[Drizzy Drake]

I understand what you mean. Basically, they are just Englisgh people, who are dark skinned, where in America(not always but you know), they are black, who jsut happen to be American.

Now I don't know if I worded that right.

[Gio]

There are black people here that are just normal people that go about their own business, but then there are some black people here that try to fit into....i guess you would call it a clique.

[TheEnglishman]

Blue, on Mar 6 2008, 08:28 PM, said:

I find this funny, something I've noticed about black people in England as appose to in America, and if I'm wrong some one please correct me, but it seems the black people are more "accepted" In england. As to say, they really don't have there own side culture as appose to here in America. (Not sure if I phrased any of this right)

Oh yeah. There's very little discrimination here. You only need to look at the England team, or nearly any Premiership team and you'll see great players like Adebayor being celebrated.
Admittedly though, Adebayor isn't English, but there isn't much discrimination in Britain.

[Eugine]

UK even has culture? ^^

Anyway, honestly, imo, Europe (especially UK and France) has more descrimination than the USA, especially towards Muslims.
Yeah, of course descrimination is everywhere, but Europe just seems a bit unstable, and can't really 'cope' with an increasingly diversed population.

I think the fact that an African American has a shot of taking the top job in the USA shows how long the USA has reached.

But yeah Blue, African Americans do seem to have their own culture. I think their culture is actually unique from every other African x.x

[Blue]

Could also be because Britain abolished slavery much earlier then America did.

[Mallick]

29) They let Hilary Clinton think she could do good out of the kitchen.

[Split Infinity]

Does anyone else realise the irony in the topic description?

[PDM]

30) Obama can get away without meeting his cotton picking quota.

[Laharl]

Split Infinity, on Mar 7 2008, 11:27 AM, said:

Does anyone else realise the irony in the topic description?

oh yes, it amuses me greatly

[Someone Else]

Haha, rofl, I just saw it. XP

[Ironsight]

He should have put Freedom Fries instead :b

[Toasty]

Yeah.....<.<;

[TheEnglishman]

.eugine, on Mar 6 2008, 10:24 PM, said:

Anyway, honestly, imo, Europe (especially UK and France) has more descrimination than the USA, especially towards Muslims.
Yeah, of course descrimination is everywhere, but Europe just seems a bit unstable, and can't really 'cope' with an increasingly diversed population.

I'd disagree. I see a very diverse country here, to the point where officials will go out of their way to not offend Muslims. I'm not saying discrimination doesn't exist, but it isn't as rampant as it used to be. In my opinion, Britain is very diverse.

[Eugine]

No doubt there's diversity in Europe. I just think Europe can't cope with it.

http://news.bbc.co.u...sia/7274259.stm

One of the latest example.

[Laharl]

that's one man, although there may be others who think like him, its just the same as saying all muslims are like Bin Laden. Eugine brand generalization ftw

[PDM]

I usually disregard everything Eugine says in this topic, unless I feel like having a laugh.

[Ironsight]

AMERICA!
F*ck yeah!
AMERICA!
F*ck yeah!

[PDM]

Comin' again to bomb those mother ****in' innocents!
America! **** yeah!

[Toasty]

Yeah, because terrorists and insurgents are "innocents." Fine by me if you want to get blown to bits by suicide bombers, but leave me out of it.

[Laharl]

yeah because civilians re terrorists and insurgents :b

[Ironsight]

In most cases, yeah.

[Mallick]

Gotta love americans.

[Toasty]

Most of the time, it's the civilians who become terrorists, not military personell. Though there's always military trained people in the higher ranks of a terrorist cell.

[PDM]

So you're saying something along the lines of, "Kill the germans before they become nazis," right?