[Jenna]

http://www.americanprinthouse.com/images/Dancing-Snow-White(600x600).jpg
Ah, Snow White. The Fairest of them all. The First of many.

God, I can't stand this chick.

In this post, I will be critiquing- Mostly ranting- about this girl, if she qualifies, because today, I was very annoyed by her. (Details unnecessary.)

Seriously, who has hair like that? My grandma has hair like that, actually. It's black, it doesn't go with her skintone at all.
Which, I mention, does she have the flu? She looks feverish.
Her eyes are soooo small. And her eyebrows are few and far between- They look fake, or cakeup'd together to DEATH. And her eyebrows only make them worse - They're REALLY THIN and they're like semicircles, and they aren't relaistic, their wide frame only brings out how small and misshapen and awful her eyes look.
Her nose- Little smudge of a ball on her face- doesn't help it. Who has a nose like that? Better it not be a like, REALLY BIG nose, but that thing is just... Obnoxious. It isn't noselike at all. She had to have had maaaany a nosejob. Srsly.
Her blue bodice doesn't do her well, the neckline makes her odd-shaped shoulders- made to look even MORE odd by her large pie-sleeves- look small and misshapen, and make her neck look HUGE. (A choker would do well here, to detract, and provide some elegance, yes?) Also, the dark blue color right by that bright light yellow skirt makes the light color of her skirt pop more, making her hips look HUGE. Which would work, if her chest weren't so detracted from by her piesleeves, because otherwise she would have looked balanced, like an hourglass figure. Which is nice.

http://disney-clipart.com/snow-white/jpg/Snow-White-Pie-small.jpg
"A reference for my dress design..."

Those sleeves bother me. Football player much? She has decent arms- which lead to disproportionate hands, but she has to go cap them with giant molding-blue PIES, destroy her shoulders, add to her top where it DOESN'T NEED to be, especially with that white collar-hood thing... Dracula much? It brings more attention to her hair- Guh.

Bringing my attention to that... Thing. On her head.
I had one like it when I was an infant, guys. 'Cept mine was pink.
And then my mom commandeered it to use to wash her face with... No problem by me.
She looks like a five year old at a birthday party with that thing. It's so annoying...
Know what? Her head is also kind of shaped like a pie. The rounded top and then the crust bulging out at each end.

http://youtube.com/w...feature=related

I'll draw attention AWAY from her horrible, nasally voice pushed up to an INSUFFERABLE pitch, to simple, rather stupid lyrics, and I'll draw attention TO the frames in this picture.

Is there not a single one in here in which she either looks handicapped, or drunk?

See: 0:40, 0:45, 1:01 (mmm, finger...) 1:11, 1:20. There are more, kids, there are more.

Why does this come to mind? Because a reference was made today... Sorry if I've picked at anyone's childhood dreams or whatever.

(And yes, I've kept in mind, she probably is old enough at this point TO BE my grandmother. Poor piehead.)

I'll also note that like most of the early Disney Princesses, she's a total wuss and bow-down to male will... And a girl always looks her best cleaning, right? I suppose one could argue that she was in servitude to yet another woman... The queen. But once she went into the woods and crap, the dwarves allowed her to live there- Under the condition that she cooked and cleaned.

Hmmm...


EDIT: I just now noticed... Her eyes are different colors in both pictures. I'm not sure if they fluctuate in the movie or not- I think they were always brown.

[Quacnar]

Ummm wtf? Its a freaken Disney character, who cares??? Also you said eyebrows twice.

[kate]

you should've added tinkerbell, she bugs the heck outta me

[Jenna]

Tinkerbell- Ugh, I know. She's so heavily marketed, too. Why is that? She's a b-tchy little fairy...

[Lightning Star]

Seriously! Ugh, and Cinderella bugs me. For cry'n out loud, she had to have her fairy godmother make her a dress and cariage, then her MICE had to get out of a closet she got locked into. Here's a bright idea, sweetums. Just yell "RAPE!" And if your prince charming is any kind of a man, he'll ditch the ugly sisters and run up to her rescue.

Or she could be a real woman and use a heavy item to bust down the door herself. Honestly. She needs everyone to do things for her, and of course, she goes to live with the prince, and has a happily ever after. Yeah. That sure. How do you go from dancing with a person one night to wanting to marry them the next? You're an idiot if you marry a guy like that -.-;

I think this song just fits in so well. It's called fairytale, by Sara Barilles, and it talks about all the fairytale princesses a few years later after their "happily ever after"

http://www.youtube.c...GQoPmefyA&rel=1

"Snow white's doing dishes again, 'cause what else can you do when you've got seven itty bitty men? Tucks them in bed and she calls up her friends, will you meet me at midnight?"

[Jenna]

Yeah, Cinderella is my 2nd Place peeve, looking best cleaning up the house (though again, you could argue she is under the servitude of other women), being completely dependent on others- Hell, MICE, even- Not knowing how to stand up for herself, pretty much playing the 'damsel in distress' the whole time, meeting some guy she knows NOTHING about, and marrying him a few days later to spite her family. What a wonderful message to send to young girls.

Sleeping beauty comes in 3rd, mostly because from what I see, I don't like much, and what I DO see is very little, as she's asleep for half the movie.

I DO applaud the princesses of today- Pocahontas, Belle, Mulan, Acting as righteous, upstanding women in the world, standing strong against things as AWFUL as racism, proving to be as valuable and worthy as any great man in strength and intelligence, Making her OWN decisions in her life, love, protecting the ones she cares about, and knowing how to keep her man in check. :D
Hooray for them!

[Saturos S.]

Alice in Wonderland is awesome... yeah...

[Jenna]

Though by no means due to Alice, is it?

Though I agree, the movie was cool. Many colorful characters and interesting environments.

[Saturos S.]

Alice is awesome as well... yeah...

Seriously, when disney films get banned by feminists, that's the day the world dies.

[Toasty]

You need to fix the poll. The first entree is for the title of the poll. Not for a choice.

[Drizzy Drake]

Alice In Wonderland is an acid trip. That's all it is, yet Disney somehow got away with maknig it, even though they kept the scene in the movie of the caterpiller smoknig a HOOKAH. But ya, AiW is an acid trip. Carrol Lewis(I think that's his name) was on acid when he wrote it. Meh, she's still the best female of them all. I mean, none of the other would've been able to hadnel that. They'd be scared ****less.



Oh ya, the Cheshire Cat, is the voice of Winny The Poo. BUt I guess they are both Disney movies, so whatever.

[Saturos S.]

His name was Lewis Carroll, you should read the book "Alice through the looking glass and what she found there" That one's ever whackier then Alice in Wonderland.

[Drizzy Drake]

I have them both. They are REALLLLY ****ed.

[Moonear]

Okey dokey then.
Alice in Wonderland was a good book, even if it was an acid trip.

[Drizzy Drake]

Never said it wasn't a good book.

[Someone Else]

These were characters invented in the 50's I think. In the 50's the American ideal was the man did the work, and the lady stayed home and cooked and cleaned.

So it makes sense here that the Disney characters replicate that. Snow White bakes pies for people. Cinderella cleans stuff. They both have to wait for the man to do the dirty work to save them because they're too timid and delicate to do it themselves due to the 50's idea of women.

So. Yeah. Just throwing that out there. I hate both characters for what it's worth. :P

[PDM]

What the hell, Jenna?! She was modeled after me, asshole!

[Lightning Star]

Haha^

Jenna, if there was such a thing as top friends on gssf, you'd be on there. Anti-female submission ftw!

If a man wants a sandwich, he can get off his lazy arse and go make one :P

[Someone Else]

Icy, on Feb 14 2008, 05:00 PM, said:

If a man wants a sandwich, he can get off his lazy arse and go make one :P

Wind Dude, on Feb 14 2008, 03:56 PM, said:

They both have to wait for the man to do the dirty work to save them because they're too timid and delicate to do it themselves

And

Icy, on Feb 14 2008, 05:00 PM, said:

Jenna, if there was such a thing as top friends on gssf, you'd be on there.

There's a friends list in the profiles.

[Eugine]

I honestly questioned your gender after reading your post Jenna. Sry, but you rant like a guy...

[Jenna]

.eugine, on Feb 15 2008, 01:10 PM, said:

I honestly questioned your gender after reading your post Jenna. Sry, but you rant like a guy...

http://a451.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/94/m_4f1cc2300f7007adb551f87ba7a9fb62.png
http://a308.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/13/l_740794e6211c26f8297e296b6ae96e63.png

Haro.

And to stay on topic... Snow White sucks. =D
And to follow the drifting... The author of Alice And Wonderland was a pedophile who wrote the story based on a girl he was preying after... (Whether or not he did anything to her, I'm not sure.)

I have no sources, it's here hearsay.

[Eugine]

Hello =)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lewis_Carroll...s_of_Pedophilia
hmm. Explains why he wrote Alice lmao.

[Saturos S.]

I swear, in a year or 3 there will be virism instead of feminism.

The rising of men, once again.

[Split Infinity]

Just like the good old days...

[Eugine]

"When women have a voice in national and international affairs, wars will cease forever."
We need the rise of women!

[Saturos S.]

When women seize power... the economy will collapse, god will be angry and political debates will be no fun.

[Split Infinity]

I'm telling you Jack, the election of Hillary Clinton is the beginning of the end!

[Eugine]

Women will save us from destruction.

[Saturos S.]

Meh, they're not influential enough. To change, you need money, men have the money.

[Eugine]

Nostradamus also prophesied what will probably become one of the most important third millennium issue for Humankind: The rise and empowerment of women who will heal the world with Love, Compassion, Cooperation and Harmony. The debilitating patriarchal world of aggression, destruction, rape and pillage will have to step aside and let them nurse humanity back to sanity. Women will rise in strength and power for they have been abused for just too long — just like Mother Earth
http://www.adishakti.org/nostradamus/nostr...s_for_women.htm

Nostradamus is on my side :lol:

[Someone Else]

http://www.goldensun-syndicate.net/forum/public/style_images/gssv3/snapback.png' alt='View Post' />Jenna, on Feb 15 2008, 11:38 AM, said:

http://a308.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/13/l_740794e6211c26f8297e296b6ae96e63.png

Haro.

Dooooooood(ette) post pictures of yourself in the Member Gallery in Off-Topic. :lol:

[Jenna]

Greetings, everyone. Lovely night, isn't it?

http://blog.nbc.com/ross_blog/H%20Ross%20Snow%20White.jpg
http://www.jeffpidgeon.com/uploaded_images/snowwhite-734109.png

Render me amused.

[Gio]

Wow very odd pictures.
Does anyone find it odd that I am almost completely lost. Would you consider me lucky since I haven't seen any of those movies?

[Eugine]

Not even Cinderella?

[Gio]

Maybe. Depends on which one that is. I only remember that it had a giant pumpkin in it and a bunch of talking mice. I don't know which one that is though.

[Eugine]

Interesting. Not a Disney fan then?

[Gio]

Not really. I don't watch much T.V. at all. The only show I watch is House M.D. and thats about it.

Didn't Disney make the Pirates of the Caribbean movies?

[Jenna]

Yes, yes they did. And wow, most parents like... Bring their kids up on Disney. I think they don't really know what ELSE to influence their young kids with, Disney movies are a good way to shut your kid up for an hour or two, it's VERY heavily marketed, and it's a lack of originality among parents who just assume these will perhaps provide good life-long lessons for their children, lessons they should be providing THEMSELVES through life experience (though in today's day and age, as I ranted on a few of my replies ago, older, yet still widely accepted Disney 'rolemodels' leave children quite misguided with outdated mindsets, and most sane people know TV kills imagination, especially when subjected to it at such a young age. =\)

So, yes, Gio, consider yourself fortunate.

[PDM]

I play video games, will my imagination die?

[Gio]

PDM, on Feb 19 2008, 09:03 PM, said:

I play video games, will my imagination die?

*sarcasm* No, people who play video games just get extremely violent due to games like Grand Theft Auto. *sarcasm*

Yay I am fortunate!!!!

[Jenna]

Quite possibly, but younger children are more influenced by such things, and since parents and today's society don't really bother to nourish mental growth and individuality because they're too busy with work/social lives/various menial distractions, they let Nannyrella take care of the kids and clog their minds with very, very simple and done-to-death tales about a simpleminded damsel princess who marries a prince to spite her jealous enemies, the end.

Which isn't to say that if a kid watches a television program, their imagination dies. But most parents stick their kids in front of a television screen as a means to shut them up for hoooours. And for those hours, a kid thinks of nothing but what the boob tube is filling their little mind with. Many parents don't bother to give kids a means to grow their minds in other ways (save for the eventual school-or-worthless routine), so... The aforementioned often does occur.

And to remain on topic!

http://www.webbliworld.com/images/news/Princess_DS_resize_1.jpg
Marketfodder. =]

(Whatever, could be worse. Could be Barbie.)

[Gio]

WOW!!! random disney video game with princesses.

[Jenna]

There are more.

http://www.girlgamezone.com/disney-princess.jpg
http://www.kristofferclark.com/images/DP-enchantedjourney.jpg
Among countless others, but the post box is cantanker'ing about dynamic image tags, or somethingorother.

[Gio]

I think it is funny that the one for the Wii says Rating Pending. lol