[Saturos S.]

All those guests that are always visiting... are secret agents!

YESH! THE CIA IS SPYING ON US!

.eugine is going to be deported to Guantanamo Bay!

and I R THE NEW JAMES BOND!

[Moonear]

Oh my god, what the hell? This secret could change the world as we know it! Don't let it fall into the wrong hands.

[Eugine]

Imma terrorist :D

[Saturos S.]

As the new James Bond, I'll have to chase you around the world in smexy cars have sex with one chick who turns out to be bad and one who turns out to be good.

[Folcon]

Really. *hog ties eugine* not to collect the reward money.

[Eugine]

In this movie, I'll win though.

[Saturos S.]

Nuh uh, that would undermine by James Bond rule.

[Eugine]

Well well. This isn't a James Bond movie.

[Saturos S.]

Why the hell would James Bond be in a movie that isn't a James Bond movie?

Tell me why!

[Eugine]

Why the hell would Snake be in a game that isn't a Metal Gear game?

Tell me why!

[Folcon]

well, for one, this ain't a movie.

[Moonear]

Well then why am I filming everything?

[Eugine]

And yeaz. This isn't d moviez.

Edit: cuz you're idle ihk.

[Folcon]

ihatekraden, on Feb 25 2008, 06:10 PM, said:

Well then why am I filming everything?

cause you're hoping to catch the sex scene and sell it on ebay? or maybe your just a weirdo

[Saturos S.]

escout, you fail miserably.

[Folcon]

your mom fails misserably

[Moonear]

It'll be a box office success, goddammit!

[Eugine]

Yea. Cuz I'm acting in it B)

[Saturos S.]

Idunknowifescoutistryingtobefunnyorwhatsoi'lldowhatialwaysdoinasituationlikethis.

*points and laughs*

[Folcon]

ihatekraden, on Feb 25 2008, 06:17 PM, said:

It'll be a box office success, goddammit!

I'm from the insurance company. I regret to inform you that the production lab caught fire and the entire file was lost.

[Eugine]

All for the money.

[Saturos S.]

THE LOVE IS GONE! BABY!

Edit:

We're going off-topic. *puts on the Bond suit*

[Moonear]

I call I get to be Oddjob!



That dude is freaking AWESOME! I mean, he's like four feet tall and he ha a razor sharp hat!

[Saturos S.]

Shazzam, I need a wodka-martini! Shaken not stirred.

[Folcon]

Hey Bond, I got new intel on the latest criminal for you to stop. They're cats with snipers.

http://images.quizfarm.com/1101402295pissedattheworldcat.jpg

[Moonear]

Sorry, I'm a bad guy. *throws razor sharp hat*

[Eugine]

http://www.britfilms.tv/images/news/daniel-craig-speedo12.jpg
lolz.

[Saturos S.]

That's why I wear a suit!

[Moonear]

That looks massively uncomfortable.

Now this is th suit of a champion:
http://www.mwctoys.com/images/oddjob001.jpg

[Eugine]

Oh SS. I thought that was your bond suit.

[Saturos S.]

http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j168/sstriker_photos/Bondsuit.jpg

Serious suit look!

SHAZZAM!

[Moonear]

My suit is better than yours.

[Saturos S.]

I have more suits.

http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j168/sstriker_photos/daniel_craig_suit.jpg

Shazzam! Casual suit!

[Toasty]

James Bond has NOTHING on Jack Bauer!

*puts on Jack Bauer costume*

[kate]

Shazzam...?

Dibs on being the chick who betrays you B)

[Golden Legacy]

Someone give me one good reason this topic shouldn't be closed.

[Folcon]

Golden Legacy, on Feb 26 2008, 01:15 AM, said:

Someone give me one good reason this topic shouldn't be closed.

Good reason..good reason...nope, can't think of one.

[PDM]

It's the ****ing common room?

[Saturos S.]

The same reason why these aren't closed.

http://www.goldensun-syndicate.net/forum/i...showtopic=11797
http://www.goldensun-syndicate.net/forum/i...showtopic=11783
http://www.goldensun-syndicate.net/forum/i...showtopic=11781
http://www.goldensun-syndicate.net/forum/i...showtopic=11493
http://www.goldensun-syndicate.net/forum/i...showtopic=11632
http://www.goldensun-syndicate.net/forum/i...showtopic=11786
http://www.goldensun-syndicate.net/forum/i...showtopic=11596

I'll think of more if I'd be bothered.

http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j168/sstriker_photos/roger-moore-james-bond-c10101933.jpg

New suit, the "I see what you did there" suit.

[Moonear]

Golden Legacy, on Feb 26 2008, 01:15 AM, said:

Someone give me one good reason this topic shouldn't be closed.

It's a fairly sane movie script, and it has me in it.

[Saturos S.]

It shouldn't be closed, on the contrary, it should be pinned.

This is the most important thing happening at the moment in the world!

[Caael]

Because the reply button is directly connected to your heart, GL. If at any point in time that reply button dissappears, your heart will stop immediately with no way of starting it again.

[kate]

It shouldn't be closed because I posted in it and I always have something important you guys need to hear B)

I think I should get to wear a suit too...like a suit/dress...a dress with a tie

[Drizzy Drake]

@ SS-Um, why'd you put the Substances Topic in there? It is a perfectly good topic, and has serious discussion in it. Now yes, this topic shouldn't be closed, but don't diss the substances.


OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, dibs on being the chick that DOESN'T betray you. Now me and Kate are rivals. B!TCH.

[Moonear]

These are all the James Bond girls, kate.

Sylvia Trench • Honey Rider • Tatiana Romanova • Jill Masterson • Tilly Masterson • Pussy Galore • Fiona Volpe • Domino Derval • Paula Caplan • Patricia Fearing • Aki • Kissy Suzuki • Helga Brandt • Teresa di Vicenzo • Ruby Bartlett • Tiffany Case • Plenty O'Toole • Rosie Carver • Solitaire • Mary Goodnight • Andrea Anders • Anya Amasova • Dr. Holly Goodhead • Corinne Dufour • Melina Havelock • Bibi Dahl • Countess Lisl von Schlaf • Octopussy • Magda • Stacey Sutton • Pola Ivanova • Kara Milovy • Pam Bouvier • Lupe Lamora • Xenia Onatopp • Natalya Simonova • Paris Carver • Wai Lin • Elektra King • Dr. Molly Warmflash • Dr. Christmas Jones • Jinx Johnson • Miranda Frost • Solange Dimitrios • Vesper Lynd

[Drizzy Drake]

Funny thing, Vesper betrayed, but kind of didn't betray Bond. I guess she is the double-secret-super-duper-agent. B).

[kate]

I'll be Patricia Fearing because she has fearing in her name XD

[Toasty]

ihatekraden, on Feb 26 2008, 03:59 PM, said:

These are all the James Bond girls, kate.

Sylvia Trench • Honey Rider • Tatiana Romanova • Jill Masterson • Tilly Masterson • Pussy Galore • Fiona Volpe • Domino Derval • Paula Caplan • Patricia Fearing • Aki • Kissy Suzuki • Helga Brandt • Teresa di Vicenzo • Ruby Bartlett • Tiffany Case • Plenty O'Toole • Rosie Carver • Solitaire • Mary Goodnight • Andrea Anders • Anya Amasova • Dr. Holly Goodhead • Corinne Dufour • Melina Havelock • Bibi Dahl • Countess Lisl von Schlaf • Octopussy • Magda • Stacey Sutton • Pola Ivanova • Kara Milovy • Pam Bouvier • Lupe Lamora • Xenia Onatopp • Natalya Simonova • Paris Carver • Wai Lin • Elektra King • Dr. Molly Warmflash • Dr. Christmas Jones • Jinx Johnson • Miranda Frost • Solange Dimitrios • Vesper Lynd

B-but.....I thought she was talking about the chick that betrays JACK BAUER..... D;

[kate]

...who the fudgesicles betrays jack bauer? he's invincible!

[Toasty]

Nina Myers. (lolsp?)

She gets capped in the head later though, so it's all good.

Jack Bauer (Kiefer Sutherland) > James Bond (Pierce Brosnan) > Det. John McClane (Bruce Willis) > James Bond (the new blond guy)

[Saturos S.]

What about good ol' Sean? :D

[Caael]

Nuh uh toasty, Daniel Craig takes a crap on Kiefer Sunderland.

[Drizzy Drake]

YOU WISH.

Sutherland is a vampire and all(Lost Boys), what does Craig have that beats that? Hmm?

[Saturos S.]

Daniel Craig is Bond.

Rule 1: Bond > every other hero character.

[Drizzy Drake]

Ya, but put Bond up against a vampire, and who is gonig to win. Vampire by a mile.

[Saturos S.]

1. Vampires don't exist. Batmen do.
2. James Bond is James Bond.
3. MI6 has batmen anyways, they know hot to get rid of them.

[Toasty]

Jack Bauer is not a vampire. He's the real version of Chuck Norris. But better.

Caael, on Feb 27 2008, 09:19 AM, said:

Nuh uh toasty, Daniel Craig takes a crap on Kiefer Sunderland.

And then gets cappe in the ass. :(

[Drizzy Drake]

JB is not, but Keifer himself is. *Goes and watches Lost Boys*. Yup, Keifer is definetly a vampire, which in some ways, makes JB a vampire.

[kate]

Calm down children. We all know that house is the ultimate superhero u.u

[PDM]

kate, on Feb 29 2008, 11:28 AM, said:

Calm down children. We all know that house is the ultimate superhero u.u

QFTQFTQFTQFT

[Nosferatu]

Resurrection for no particular reason.

I'm waiting for **** to download and a guest was looking at this, so I had a "Meh, why not." moment.

[Saturos S.]

I BET IT WAS THE CIA!

[Someone Else]

Wow even when GSSF was trying too hard to be funny it was still better than it is now. ;_;

[Toasty]

Seriously.

We need to try to try too hard to be funny again guys.

[Ironsight]

What was this topic about again?

[Aquamarine]

ABOUT THE CIA!!

[Saturos S.]

I think those American bastards stole my random thoughts.

It's just not coming to me like they used to.

[Toasty]

HOLY CRAP! AQUA ESCAPED FROM THE CIA!

[Mallick]

Did you know CIA backwards is ICA?

[Toasty]

No it's not.

[Mallick]

Well it isn't "not," either, so we're both wrong.

[Toasty]

Props for creativity.