[Split Infinity]

On Kate's wishes, I am proposing a challenge to you all. I want to find out if it's possible for you guys to make any sort of non-sexually based humour out of this game. The rules of the game are identical to other quote messing topics, however this time you have a goal. If you can compile 10 pages of tasteful posting, then you can officially declare your heads out of the gutter. If however I see one post which I deem to be smutty, it's game over. You have a one month time limit.

I personally don't think you'll be able to do it, but this is one of the rare times in which I want you to prove me wrong. To make things clear, anything referring to promiscuity, explicit relations or some kind of fetish will not be tolerated. Implications of romance are allowed in an appropriate context. Apart from that, any kind of humour is allowed no matter how tasteless (keeping within the rules obviously).

Finally, all posts must contribute to the cause; you may not post a message purely for the sake of discussion. Discussion is allowed within players' posts however. Think you're up for it? I'll start you off then.

I drove into the city yesterday to see my dentist.

[Laharl]

Split Infinity, on Apr 6 2008, 01:11 AM, said:

I drove into the city yesterday to have hot mansex with my dentist.

i'm not very good at this XD

maybe you should just eliminate us as we go along XD, and the winners get cake

[Split Infinity]

Alright then. From now on, everybody gets one warning. I knew from the start you wouldn't be able to resist. :]

[Drizzy Drake]

Split Infinity, on Apr 5 2008, 08:17 PM, said:

Alright then. From now on, everybody gets one warning. I knew from the start you wouldn't be able to resist this cake *Points to cake*

CAKE!!! *Eats*

[Someone Else]

Dipset, on Apr 5 2008, 05:30 PM, said:

FAKE!!! *points*

Quite right, I think Split is a poser myself.

[Caael]

Laharl, on Apr 6 2008, 01:14 AM, said:

i'm not very good at this XD

maybe you should just eliminate us as we go along XD, and the winners get cake

Laharl can have my babies.

[Toasty]

Caael, on Apr 5 2008, 06:16 PM, said:

Laharl can have my boobehs.

Sorry, I couldn't resist. XD It was just too good to pass up. :(

Caael, on Apr 5 2008, 06:16 PM, said:

Laharl can have my cake.

B-but...I wanted your cake!

[Split Infinity]

Toasty, on Apr 6 2008, 11:34 AM, said:

B-but...I wanted your nosejob!

You have problems if you look up to Michael Jackson.

[Folcon]

Caael, on Apr 5 2008, 09:16 PM, said:

Laharl can have my car.

I guess this ain't that hard....

[Eugine]

escout, on Apr 5 2008, 09:48 PM, said:

Driving ain't that hard....

BOREDOM

[Laharl]

Its harder when you quote the person above you like you're supposed too >_>

[Folcon]

Laharl, on Apr 5 2008, 09:51 PM, said:

Its harder when you touch the person above you like you're supposed too >_>

No thanks.

[Split Infinity]

Laharl, on Apr 6 2008, 11:51 AM, said:

Its harder when you quote the person above you like you're supposed too >_>

escout, on Apr 6 2008, 12:07 PM, said:

No talking.

Oh my, that was clever.

[Toasty]

escout, on Apr 5 2008, 07:07 PM, said:

No tanks.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN NO TANKS?! We're on the freaking FRONT LINES for Christ's sake!

[Folcon]

Toasty, on Apr 5 2008, 10:12 PM, said:

WHAT DO YOU MEAN NO TANKTOPS?! We're on the freaking beach for Christ's sake!

And it's a nude beach.

[Toasty]

escout, on Apr 5 2008, 07:20 PM, said:

And it's a dude beach.

Dude....so there's no chicks? D;

[Split Infinity]

Toasty, on Apr 6 2008, 12:22 PM, said:

We're not having Chicken Tonight? D;

Do the dance!

[PDM]

*Posting on Wii, only fast reply works.*

Split: Do the lance! *throws spear*

You could poke someone's eye out with that thing.

[Folcon]

Damn you make it hard to keep it clean.

PDM, on Apr 5 2008, 11:41 PM, said:

You want to go swimming a the spring?

no thanks

[PDM]

escout, on Apr 5 2008, 09:50 PM, said:

Damn you make it hard to keep a string.

Sorry, I'm half cat, I loves my yarn.

[Toasty]

PDM, on Apr 5 2008, 11:53 PM, said:

HALF CAT


IS HALF A CAT

Dude srsly

[PDM]

Toasty, on Apr 5 2008, 10:56 PM, said:

Dude, that's half-funny.

Not funny.

[Toasty]

PDM, on Apr 6 2008, 12:00 AM, said:

Not fluffy.

Why?

[TheEnglishman]

Toasty, on Apr 6 2008, 08:20 AM, said:

Why? WHY? WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYY?

I have no idea.

[Saturos S.]

Me111, on Apr 6 2008, 09:29 AM, said:

I have no gender uuhmm.... cake.

This game is hard.

[Someone Else]

Saturos Striker, on Apr 6 2008, 12:52 AM, said:

This rock is hard.

Hard rock, as it should be.

(Geez!)

[Toasty]

Dangit SS, quit making this game harder than it already is. XD

Saturos Striker, on Apr 6 2008, 12:52 AM, said:

This game is hard on the mind.

No kidding.....

[Moonear]

Toasty, on Apr 6 2008, 03:01 AM, said:

Lawl.....

Lawl indeed.

[Saturos S.]

ihatekraden, on Apr 6 2008, 04:46 PM, said:

Lulz !!!11!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111one!!!

U r liek mah heero.

[PDM]

TOASTY, QUOTE THE ****ING PERSON ABOVE YOU, DOUCHE-***.

[Eugine]

PDM, on Apr 6 2008, 02:06 PM, said:

TOASTY, QUOTE THE ****ING PERSON ABOVE YOU, DOUCHE-***.

No need for editing ^__^

[PDM]

.eugine, on Apr 6 2008, 11:08 AM, said:

No need for salt :D

Who puts salt on a sammich?

[TheEnglishman]

PDM, on Apr 6 2008, 07:11 PM, said:

Who puts sand on a saltwich?

SOMEONE WHO'S CRAZY LIKE ME!

[PDM]

Me111, on Apr 6 2008, 11:19 AM, said:

SOMEONE WHO'S CRAZY LIKE ME111!

That was bad.

[Sea of Time]

PDM, on Apr 6 2008, 12:19 PM, said:

That was Osama Bin Laden. He just walked by.

This game sucks without sexuality.

[Eugine]

Very much.

[TheEnglishman]

.eugine, on Apr 6 2008, 08:45 PM, said:

Stick to the rules? NEVER!

Remember to quote eugine.

[PDM]

Me111, on Apr 6 2008, 12:46 PM, said:

Remember to quote, eugine.

I noticed Skidz hasn't posted in this topic.

[Eugine]

PDM, on Apr 6 2008, 03:56 PM, said:

I noticed Skidz can't post in this topic.

Yeah, he doesn't have a clean mind.

[PDM]

.eugine, on Apr 6 2008, 12:57 PM, said:

Yeah, he doesn't know anything beyond drugs and... just drugs.

Yesh.

[Drizzy Drake]

Dipset, on Apr 5 2008, 08:30 PM, said:

CAKE!!! *Eats*

Wait a minute, is that a post?. I tink so.

[PDM]

Dipset, on Apr 6 2008, 02:54 PM, said:

PDM's point still stands - I didn't post in here until someone noted that I hadn't.

If you say so.

[Drizzy Drake]

PDM, on Apr 6 2008, 06:45 PM, said:

Liar. You did on the first page.

I know PDM, I know.

[PDM]

Dipset, on Apr 6 2008, 03:50 PM, said:

There are exceptions to every rule.

That's true, I guess.

[Drizzy Drake]

PDM, on Apr 6 2008, 06:52 PM, said:

That's true, I guess. Just like how not every black man is well endowed.

Keep the sexual references in the other topic.

[PDM]

Dipset, on Apr 6 2008, 03:55 PM, said:

Keep the lolcat references in the other topic.

There's his first warning.

[Drizzy Drake]

I thought it was funny, and not really against the rules. Split will have to decide.

[Split Infinity]

Since Skidz broke yet another rule in the above post, he loses. :]

PDM, on Apr 7 2008, 09:04 AM, said:

There's my first seizure of the day.

Dude, I keep telling you not to read Encyclopedia Dramatica.

[Someone Else]

Split Infinity, on Apr 7 2008, 03:03 AM, said:

Dude, I keep telling you not to watch Fox News.

He speaks the truth.

(not as funny without innuendo :o)

[PDM]

Wind Dude, on Apr 7 2008, 08:40 AM, said:

He speaks the polish.

Really? That's... wtf?

[Saturos S.]

PDM, on Apr 7 2008, 06:03 PM, said:

O RLY?

YA RLY!

[Moonear]

Saturos Striker, on Apr 7 2008, 02:54 PM, said:

NO WAI!

YA SRSLY!

[Split Infinity]

ihatekraden, on Apr 8 2008, 07:45 AM, said:

Rofling the copter!

YOU'LL NEVER REACH 10 PAGES IN TWO WEEKS! MUAHAHAHA!

[Caael]

Split Infinity, on Apr 25 2008, 05:21 AM, said:

SOI SOI SOI SOI

Wtf

[TobiasMar]

LOL, this edition of quote messing fails. But I'll try my best still ;)

Caael, on Apr 25 2008, 06:10 PM, said:

Make me a sandwhich.

Yes master :o

[R-dog]

TobiasMar, on Apr 25 2008, 11:52 PM, said:

I need to learn how to spell sandwich.

I concur.

[Split Infinity]

R-dog, on Apr 26 2008, 08:44 PM, said:

I conquer.

Can I be your zombie slave?

[Saturos S.]

Split Infinity, on Apr 26 2008, 12:46 PM, said:

Can I be your zombie slave?

You lose split! [/perverted mind]

Split Infinity, on Apr 26 2008, 12:46 PM, said:

Can I be your bish?

Yesh, I command you to give me a massage.

[TobiasMar]

Saturos Striker, on Apr 26 2008, 12:11 PM, said:

Yesh, I command you to give me a pickle.

:o

[Ironsight]

TobiasMar, on Apr 26 2008, 04:26 PM, said:

This game sucks. Pervesion is superior!

I agree

[Split Infinity]

Why does it say TobiasMar in that quote?

DarkSword, on Apr 27 2008, 09:50 AM, said:

I hunger!

Here's a carrot.

[Ironsight]

Split Infinity, on Apr 26 2008, 04:55 PM, said:

Here's a penis.

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!! And no thanks.

[Saturos S.]

DarkSword, on Apr 27 2008, 02:59 AM, said:

*self smacks*

Good, I was about to do that.

[Split Infinity]

You all fail.

[TheEnglishman]

Split Infinity, on May 9 2008, 07:38 AM, said:

MAKE ME HAPPY.

Gosh Split, what's gotten into you?

[Drizzy Drake]

Me111, on May 9 2008, 03:44 PM, said:

Pass the lube.

Damn nigga.

[Laharl]

Dipset, on May 9 2008, 08:45 PM, said:

am a wigga.

we know

[TheEnglishman]

Laharl, on May 9 2008, 08:51 PM, said:

weeaboo

At least you're admitting it now Laharl. :)

[Laharl]

Me111, on May 9 2008, 08:53 PM, said:

At last i'll admitting that i writew homoerotic Sonic fanfiction

you dont deserve arms