[Drizzy Drake]

This game is very simple. I will name two females, and the next person picks who's hotter, and then puts the person he picked against another female, and so on.

Example.

Jessica Simpson
Vs.
Britney Spears

Then say the next person picks Britney...

Britney Spears
Vs.
Jennifer Lopez





Let's begin.

Eliza Dushku
Vs.
Shannon Elizabeth

[Someone Else]

I'm not going to get any porno images by using Google image search to find out who these people are... am I?

[Drizzy Drake]

Eliza Dushku played Faith in Buffy, and that chick in The New Guy.

Shannon was in American Pie, and Jay And Silent Bob Strikes Back.

[Ironsight]

I get the strange feeling this might get some heat from a certian someone...

[Drizzy Drake]

Sex.

[Someone Else]

Eh...

Eliza Dushku I guess.

Keira Knightley vs. Avril Lavigne


This is so objectifying women, I don't know if I should laugh or be shocked.

[Drizzy Drake]

Oh, hard one. Umm, ya, I'll go with Avril.

Avril Lavigne
Vs.
Christina Agulaira

[Eugine]

I think GL is here with the close hammer x3.

[Someone Else]

Dipset, on Apr 10 2008, 04:45 PM, said:

Oh, hard one. Umm, ya, I'll go with Avril.

Overall I think Keira's prettier than Avril, but at least Avril has SOME boobs. XD

Kay, I'll let someone else take this one. But what about their PERSONALITY? :(

[Drizzy Drake]

In before lock.

Personality shershmonality. Hot chicks all the way.

[Someone Else]

I don't think he'll lock... will he?

[Drizzy Drake]

Dipset, on Apr 10 2008, 07:45 PM, said:

Avril Lavigne
Vs.
Christina Agulaira

[Eugine]

hmmz. Christina has more racy pics on Google, but Avril I guess. hmm, honestly don't know (since I don't really like them both...)

Avril Lavigne
vs
Kristen Kreuk (Lana Lang from Smallville)

[gsninja]

I completely approve of this topic. Also, I suggest providing pictures as long as they're not...explicit. :(

Anyways, I vote Kristen.

Kristen Kreuk
vs.
Kirsten Dunst

[Drizzy Drake]

Kreuk. Dunst is ugly.

Kristen Kreuk
Vs.
Jennifer Lopez

[Moonear]

Jennifer Lopez.

Jenifer Lopez
VS.
Rihanna

[Drizzy Drake]

JLo. She has the nicest ass.

JLo
Vs.
Jessica Alba

[kate]

kirsten dunst, kristen kruek and anyone who's not rihanna or xtina aguilera from the previously mentioned people should die in a fire XD

um okay first of all, you guys suck. Secondly, we all know eventually this is just going to come down to

the supposedly hottest woman on the planet
vs
kate

and I'll totally pwn, so let's just stop now and rate boys instead n.n

jonathan rhys meyers versus....oh who cares, he's the hottest man ever <3333 *dies*

...okay you may continue

[Someone Else]

kate, on Apr 10 2008, 07:26 PM, said:

um okay first of all, you guys suck.

Me, too? =(

[Quacnar]

This topic is sexist. There should be a who's hotter for guys too.

[Eugine]

Well, start coz x3

[kate]

Dude, I did start. Johnathan rhys meyers. he wins, always.

And no wd, when I say "you guys" I'm never referring to you :(

[Golden Legacy]

Nothing wrong with this topic folks, keep it going. No explicit pictures/descriptions though, mm?

Oh, and:

kate, on Apr 11 2008, 12:22 AM, said:

And no wd, when I say "you guys" I'm never referring to you :(

LOLOLOL!!!!!!!

[Toasty]

Dipset, on Apr 10 2008, 05:53 PM, said:

JLo. She has the nicest ass.

JLo
Vs.
Jessica Alba

Alba

Jessica Alba

Vs.

BRAD PITT

[I'm Always BROKE]

Captain Falcon.

[Toasty]

Captain Falcon

Vs.

Diddy

[Drizzy Drake]

Back on track.

Pink
Vs.
Gwen Stefani

[Laharl]

AIDS

[I'm Always BROKE]

Alright now.

AIDS or cancer? ^^

[Ironsight]

AIDS, because if I got them it would mean I scored.

[Kuchiyose]

Hmmm I'd say Cancer, Aids is a syndrome can't do anything, only word that meaning you have little immune cells left :X

[Ironsight]

Ignore this please.

[Toasty]

Dipset, on Apr 11 2008, 07:09 AM, said:

Back on track.

Pink
Vs.
Gwen Stefani

CAPTAIN FALCON VS. DIDDY, DANGIT!

[Someone Else]

Diddy, definitely.

And Gwen Stefani, definitely.

So this means:

Diddy vs. Gwen Stefani

[Toasty]

....dangit! I can't decide! XD

[Lightning Star]

Wind Dude, on Apr 11 2008, 05:02 PM, said:

Diddy, definitely.

And Gwen Stefani, definitely.

So this means:

Diddy vs. Gwen Stefani

Obviously, since I'm female (and I think Gwen needs a little less makeup), Diddy.

Sooooo, that means this has turned into the girls' favor. No more objectifying women, now its MEN! :o

Diddy
vs
Tom Welling (guy on Smallville)

This will be a true test of your sexuality, guys :joy:

[Someone Else]

*topic dies*

[Split Infinity]

Diddy. I seriously hate abs.

[Someone Else]

Oh, you're bi, right?

So this means that you and killercoz are going to be the only dudes in this topic. XD

[Mallick]

Icy, on Apr 11 2008, 08:16 PM, said:

Obviously, since I'm female (and I think Gwen needs a little less makeup), Diddy.

Sooooo, that means this has turned into the girls' favor. No more objectifying women, now its MEN! :o

Diddy
vs
Tom Welling (guy on Smallville)

This will be a true test of your sexuality, guys :joy:

My sister served Tom Welling when she used to work at a deli (smallville is filmed here)

But it's not really a test of our sexuality, since anyone could telll Diddy is the sexiest person on earth.

[Someone Else]

Mallick, on Apr 11 2008, 08:20 PM, said:

But it's not really a test of our sexuality, since anyone could telll Diddy is the sexiest person on earth.

QFT

[Lightning Star]

...Okay then, I guess I'm nobody. I mean, no offense, diddy's good lookin' and all, but honestly, I wouldn't say he's hotter than Tom Welling.

Well, like they say, nobody's perfect. And since I'm nobody, I guess that means I'm perfect!

[Mallick]

Nobody's sexier than Diddy.

Well, then, you must be pretty damn sexy.

[Lightning Star]

Damn right! :joy:

[Eugine]

Icy
vs
Kate

lolz. I just like the drama.

[Someone Else]

No, we should stop the game here. Nobody is beating Diddy in a hotness contest.

.eugine, on Apr 11 2008, 08:58 PM, said:

Icy
vs
Kate

lolz. I just like the drama.

Oh hell no you did not just do that.

[Lightning Star]

I'm actually quite interested in what y'all would say.

[Split Infinity]

Do we even have a picture of Kate?

[Someone Else]

Ya we do. Check the Member Gallery.

[Eugine]

Yea >>
Check the Members Gallery.

Edit: WD is faster on the typing grr.

[Toasty]

I'm uh...I'm just gonna back away from this before I either get slapped, or kicked off the diamond studded couch.....

[Someone Else]

Sigh. Am I really going to have to be the one to take this one? Really?

Well, kate's my future wife, so I have to go with her. Sorry Icy!

Kate vs. Toasty

[Split Infinity]

I'm not going to pick favourites. I don't want to turn anybody anorexic. D:

[Lightning Star]

F*ck. You guys think we're porcelain dolls or something. Yeah, we have our insecurities, but we also realize that y'all are just oversexed greasy nerds, and know to take it all with a grain of salt. Okay, maybe not all of you.

Must I go into the "women are just as strong as men" rant? Now VOTE before I kick so hard you can't have children >>

[Split Infinity]

You win! Don't hurt me!

[Someone Else]

-.-

[kate]

epic lulz. Stop trying for a cat fight eug :joy:

But I am married to half the forum so that makes it biased. Plus didn't I do that formula earlier where I'm hotter than everybody? I knew it would come to this. At least my penguin is smexy.

Toasty is spam king, he gets uber hot points for that because power is hawt. I still win though :o

[Lightning Star]

*Face palm* Now you're doing it out of fear. That's no fun.

Now, personally, I think Kate and I are both beautiful. We're not perfect, seeing as we're NORMAL human beings and neither of us have implants, but that's fine. What I'm curious is what each of you have to say about what you think is beautiful in a normal person.

Because everyone knows those jugs pamela anderson carries around aren't real.

[Someone Else]

Icy. We're KIDDING. This isn't serious.

[Toasty]

DANGIT! D;

I have to sleep on a diamone studded couch! The LEAST you could do for me is say I'm hotter. ;_;

[Split Infinity]

Icy, on Apr 12 2008, 02:19 PM, said:

*Face palm* Now you're doing it out of fear. That's no fun.

Fun? You make it sound like I'm your slave. XD

[Eugine]

We... could make a poll. I like polls.

[Lightning Star]

Maybe you are, split >]

And I'm quite frustrated right now...

if you know what I mean ^.~

JKJKJKJKJKJLKLOLOLOLJLJLJLOLOLdon'tsigLOLOLOJKJLJL.

edited for namesake's

[Split Infinity]

I myself find this to be a frustrating topic. How can I relax when there aren't any pics?

[kate]

XD you're so getting sigged.

if you can even find my pics in the member gallery you win 5 points. I think there's like 3 in there, so you can win a total of 15 points!! nooooow go.

[Lightning Star]

Just look for a pretty red head. That's a dead giveaway.

[kate]

I'm a brunette/blonde now.

[Someone Else]

You're so conceited you'll make the guys go fetch your pics for you?








Fine.

[kate]

good boy n.n

actually there's one in the parent post <.< damn gl actually finding things. k max of 10 points now D:

[Split Infinity]

Post of the day right there, WD.

[Someone Else]

Gah, I have to go.

[kate]

what?? but who will I use as a manslave? phooey.

jjjkkkk you know i lurve you

[Lightning Star]

See? you guys think we're so fragile that you're afraid to tell us how we look, yet we're actually so conceited that we make you look for our pictures and we'll proudly declare our self beauty.

edit: WD, you biased chicken.

[Eugine]

We just don't want to pick.

[kate]

<.< I was kidding, I'm pretty damn sure I'm an uggo. Kudos on the self confidence thing though, I'm glad you can see how pretty you are n.n

[Eugine]

kate, you aren't an uggo. Neither is Icy.

[Split Infinity]

Nonsense, guys love doing favours for girls!

[Toasty]

Icy, on Apr 11 2008, 09:25 PM, said:

Just look for a pretty red head. That's a dead giveaway.

Why, why thank you! I'm so flattered! :joy:

[Lightning Star]

>> Okay, now you're making me angry. Quit calling yourself an uggo. You're no uggo, you're a beautiful girl.

And I don't mean to sound conceited, I just think that I'm beautiful in my own way, like you are in your own. To me, beauty has no standards. It irritates me when pretty girls think they're ugly. The only thing I think is ugly is a frog. And you my dear, are no frog.

[Eugine]

Wah? @Split

[Toasty]

WHY DOES NO ONE FIND ME PRETTY?! *emo tear*

[Split Infinity]

.eugine, on Apr 12 2008, 02:38 PM, said:

Wah? @Split

If you guys weren't posting so fast...

[Lightning Star]

...that's what she said.

[Eugine]

Toasty guys aren't pretty.

[kate]

Hey toasty, I let you sleep in the same house as me (although not the same bed) so you know you must have amazing looks :joy:

aaand yeah, I think it's very healthy to have your attitude icy, I just don't. Not so healthy n.n

[Lightning Star]

.eugine, on Apr 11 2008, 09:42 PM, said:

Toasty guys aren't pretty.

Oh yes they are. My friend and I call the guys we find attractive "pretties"

There's this one guy who has the most beautiful smile you've ever seen. He's my pretty ^^ but shhh.

[Split Infinity]

http://img201.imageshack.us/img201/4030/pict0017customcustomph0.png

*screams*

[Lightning Star]

Kate, do this for me:

look and the mirror and say, "I AM beautiful." and when you start to laugh or doubt that statement, whack yourself in the head REAL hard.

Edit:

@split: well...it's not the most...appealing pose. At least he has nice biceps?

[Eugine]

He isn't that bad.

[kate]

They made chocolate skittles o.o

sorry, random, I know XD

anyways, I am annoyed that some of you don't have my facebook. That would make this whole process go much simpler.

and yes, men can be pretty, they can be freaking gorgeous <333

EDIT: Is that toasty?? because that is epic XD

[Lightning Star]

heck yes they can be gorgeous <3

[Eugine]

kate you need more self confidence. You seem intelligent and are attractive. What more do you need?

[kate]

<.< more intelligence and attractiveness plz

[Eugine]

lol >>

I think you need one thing, but I'll keep it to myself :joy:

[kate]

omeffg is it a penis? because I can get one of those.

XD seriously though, what?

[Eugine]

Really wanna hear?

[Split Infinity]

ROFL!

[kate]

liek really yah :joy:

[Eugine]

My only complaint.

If you, really, really, wanna hear what I have to say tell me x3

[Lightning Star]

*KILLS EUGINE*

oh grow some balls, will you?

[Eugine]

Alright then. I'll edit it before she reads it.

[kate]

<.< what'd he say??

see now I'm all curious :joy: :o

EDIT: seriously, I'm so sick of people just complimenting me because they feel they have to, at least if you were honest I'd know what to change...so pretty please?

[Lightning Star]

You're a real d*uche, eugine >>

okay, looking for votes from guys who DON'T care about cup size.

*Watches everyone leave*

YEAH, WELL, YOU ALL HAVE TINY PICKLES! >>

[Eugine]

You may take offense or something. Really wanna hear? Don't tell me anything if you feel bad, k?

[Split Infinity]

Eugine thinks you smell. XD

[Eugine]

Well, kate is veryyyy attractive. No girl can be perfect, alright?

[kate]

@split: le gasp XD I know, my pic makes it so obvious

[Eugine]

I'll abandon this topic for a while. Icy made me feel bad.

[kate]

I still don't know what the frick happened XD fill me in?

[Toasty]

kate, on Apr 11 2008, 09:46 PM, said:

They made chocolate skittles o.o

sorry, random, I know XD

anyways, I am annoyed that some of you don't have my facebook. That would make this whole process go much simpler.

and yes, men can be pretty, they can be freaking gorgeous <333

EDIT: Is that toasty?? because that is epic XD

:joy:

[Lightning Star]

he's just a steriotypical guy and said that pretty much he wished you had bigger boobs.

Honestly, men. -.-; Y'know, it's the small chests who win in the end. The ones with big boobs have more to sag.

[Eugine]

Oh wow. Why did I say that? I didn't mean any harm btw.
I am NOT shallow fyi.

[Toasty]

Icy, on Apr 11 2008, 10:21 PM, said:

he's just a steriotypical guy and said that pretty much he wished you had bigger boobs.

Honestly, men. -.-; Y'know, it's the small chests who win in the end. The ones with big boobs have more to sag.

XD

So, there's was this old lady who was trying to commit suicide, right? Well, she shot herself just below the left breast.

....she was later found in a hospital with a bullet in her knee.

[kate]

oh lol, it's ok eug, don't feel bad, I wish I did too. Y'know normally when a girl gets child bearing hips she gets the chest to match but nooo, not me. Instead I get man shoulders to balance the hips. I would prefer the chest. But that's why people invented fake ones XDD

[Toasty]

Don't get implants. You'll sink in when you're in a pool.

[Caael]

Icy, on Apr 12 2008, 05:13 AM, said:

F*ck. You guys think we're porcelain dolls or something. Yeah, we have our insecurities, but we also realize that y'all are just oversexed greasy nerds, and know to take it all with a grain of salt. Okay, maybe not all of you.

Must I go into the "women are just as strong as men" rant? Now VOTE before I kick so hard you can't have children >>

Can anybody say 'feminist?'

[Eugine]

Feminist.

[kate]

no, actually, with my small woman mind, I don't know how to say that *twirls hair* XD

[Split Infinity]

I like mine flat-chested. And by that I mean under 15's. XD

[Eugine]

Man, did you see the man/woman who is making a baby? >>

[Toasty]

You know, one of my rhymes in the TRT almost had "Because Split's a pedohpile" in it.

[kate]

you should've included it, really I felt that was the only thing those rhymes were missing. Well, that and talent

[Toasty]

:joy:

....wait....Dangit!

[Caael]

Icy, on Apr 12 2008, 05:13 AM, said:

F*ck. You guys think we're porcelain dolls or something. Yeah, we have our insecurities, but we also realize that y'all are just oversexed greasy nerds, and know to take it all with a grain of salt. Okay, maybe not all of you.

Must I go into the "women are just as strong as men" rant? Now VOTE before I kick so hard you can't have children >>

Shut up and get back in the kitchen

[Toasty]

Wow! You replied to the same thing twice! Way to go!

[Caael]

I know, but I had a wittier come-back for the second.

[Eugine]

Caael = Sexist.
u suck

[Toasty]

He's only acts like a sexist to hide his gay nature. :joy:

Everyone knows that gays get along with women better than men do.

[Eugine]

So gays aren't men?

[Toasty]

No, they're mutants. From outerspace.

They're space mutants.

[kate]

his explains everything!

[Eugine]

We need coz to validify his statement.

[Mallick]

I love how all of you scramble around @ the Icy vs. Kate.

[Toasty]

I do too! I also love my manbits! Which is why I'm steering away from that topic!

[Split Infinity]

Get ready.

Toasty vs. Your mental image of me

[Mallick]

Split for sure.

Toasty vs. roadkill

[Toasty]

Do I even have to say it? :P

[Mallick]

We know, the roadkill.


Roadkill, or Lindsay Lohan?

[Split Infinity]

Lindsay, by the skin of her teeth.

[Toasty]

Dangit PDM! Why'd you have to post before me? XD

[Split Infinity]

Will Smith vs. Tom Cruise

[Toasty]

Will Smith.

Why does everyone keep using Tom Cruise? We all know he'll lose every timee anyway.

[Split Infinity]

You're right, that was too easy.

Michael Jackson vs. Tom Cruise

[Mallick]

Toasty, on Apr 12 2008, 12:07 AM, said:

Dangit PDM! Why'd you have to post before me? XD

I saw you were typing and knew right away you'd say something egotistical, so I posted a period to get in the post before you for sure, then edited. <3

Tom Cruise, he has charizard.

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y30/betrayer93/Funneh/1206834158776.gif

MARGE SIMPSON OR LOIS GRIFFIN? (LOLOLOL)

[Split Infinity]

Wtf movie is that anyway?

[Lightning Star]

Your mom.

and if gay men were aliens, then some aliens would be very sexy. >]

@Caael: the only reason you'd need me to make you a sandwich is 'cause you might cut your finger on a knife and get a "boo boo".

[Someone Else]

I'm all for feminism but you're on a bit of an extreme. ._.

[Mallick]

Icy, on Apr 12 2008, 12:28 AM, said:

Your mom.

and if gay men were aliens, then some aliens would be very sexy. >]

@Caael: the only reason you'd need me to make you a sandwich is 'cause you might cut your finger on a knife and get a "boo boo".

Why don't women ski?

Because there isn't snow between the kitchen and the bedroom!

[Toasty]

Split Infinity, on Apr 12 2008, 12:18 AM, said:

Wtf movie is that anyway?

Do you live in a cave? It's Mision Impossible!

[Mallick]

Why don't women wear watches?

There's a clock built into the oven!

[Split Infinity]

Toasty, on Apr 12 2008, 06:27 PM, said:

Do you live in a cave? It's Mision Impossible!

Never heard of it. Say...wasn't Tom Cruise in Mission Impossible?

[Someone Else]

Your mom was in Mission Impossible.

[Split Infinity]

Your mom is Mission Impossible. Believe me, I've tried.

[Caael]

Mallick, on Apr 12 2008, 09:25 AM, said:

Why don't women ski?

Because there isn't snow between the kitchen and the bedroom!

Mallick said:

Why don't women wear watches?

There's a clock built into the oven!

ROFL

[kate]

@ split: XD now that's a your mom joke

ok is it bad I'm all for feminism but would be perfectly content being a stay at home wife? lol just seems low stress to me....shopping using someone elses money. Kinda what I do now :P

TOM CRUISE ISH UGLEH

[Eugine]

WD
vs
Caael

lolz.

[kate]

WD <3333

wd
vs
bunnies

[Someone Else]

WD. Man, I love that guy.

WD vs David Letterman

[Toasty]

David le- I mean, uh....

WD can have mah bebehs

WD Vs. SoT

:P!!

[Laharl]

AIDS

[Split Infinity]

There's no capital S in AIDs.

[Laharl]

Syndrome isnt worth capitalizing then?

[Split Infinity]

*checks*

...shut up!

[Eugine]

omg. Another time Split tries to be a smartass and looks like a big fool x3.
Stop trying kiddo.

[Laharl]

you just got made to a look a fucktard by a drunk. XD

this amuses me

[Toasty]

We all know I'm the only capable of being a smartass around here anyway. :P

Heck, I've got so much brains, my ASS is a brain!

[Mallick]

FEMINISM
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y30/betrayer93/more%20funnah/1208041733267.gif

[Eugine]

ABUSE FTW!!

(not really)

[Mallick]

ABORTION
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y30/betrayer93/more%20funnah/1208042456211.gif

[Eugine]

I'm still debating whether or not he actually punched her. Seems like acting to me >.>

[Someone Else]

I will now show my REAL reactions to Mallick's posts.

Mallick, on Apr 12 2008, 07:38 PM, said:

FEMINISM
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y30/betrayer93/more%20funnah/1208041733267.gif

:o

Mallick, on Apr 12 2008, 08:43 PM, said:

ABORTION
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y30/betrayer93/more%20funnah/1208042456211.gif

:O!!