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#1 Golden Legacy

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Posted 16 April 2008 - 08:55 PM

No questions to be asked.

LOL

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#2 gsninja

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Posted 16 April 2008 - 08:57 PM

I have not seen this much win in a long time. This is awesome.

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#3 Eugine

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Posted 16 April 2008 - 09:34 PM

I understand proverbs better while reading lolcatbible =)
*dislikes the KJ Bible*

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Posted 16 April 2008 - 09:51 PM

I think I might finish reading the Bible now.

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Posted 16 April 2008 - 09:53 PM

*dies*

Wow...

that's just...

wow...

XD

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#6 Toasty

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Posted 16 April 2008 - 09:59 PM

Genisis 1:1 is awesome.

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#7 Caael

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Posted 17 April 2008 - 06:53 AM

Bloody hell...thats actually immense.

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#8 Eugine

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Posted 17 April 2008 - 07:07 AM

WYSDOM WRNS U
Lissen to ur pop, and do wut ur momma sez, srsly, Cuz thay will buy u sum cookies.

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#9 Kuchiyose

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Posted 17 April 2008 - 07:10 AM

They actually have the old testament and a new testament xD And lots of description with it xD

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#10 Folcon

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Posted 17 April 2008 - 07:10 AM

this is great, I know several people I might send this link to.

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#11 Eugine

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Posted 17 April 2008 - 07:16 AM

haha. I love Revelations.

"WTF! A angel sez 2 evryone, "Oh hai, I haz ur gospell!" "U screwed, iz judjmentt timez now. U wershippz Ceiling Cat or else. Kthxbai."

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#12 Split Infinity

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Posted 17 April 2008 - 07:21 AM

Quote

Dis is found in teh Book of Matthew 6 an in teh Book of Luke 11, srsly. Dis beez teh Ceiling Cat Prayer.

Praise Ceiling Cat, who be watchin yu, may him has a cheezburger.

Wut yu want, yu gets, srsly.

In ceiling and on teh flor.

Giv us dis day our dalee cheezburger.

And furgiv us for makin yu a cookie, but eateding it.

An do not let us leed into teh showa, but deliver us from teh wawter.

Ceiling Cat pwns all. He pwns teh ceiling and teh floor and walls too.

Forevur and evuhr. Amen.

:D I actually know the original version of that prayer.

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#13 Eugine

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Posted 17 April 2008 - 07:24 AM

Everyone who goes to a religious school, or atleast church says this prayer >>

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#14 Toasty

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Posted 17 April 2008 - 05:15 PM

I havn't said or heard that prayer in a LONG time.

And Revelations is probably the best book there.

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#15 Caael

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Posted 17 April 2008 - 08:09 PM

Revelations is also an awesome song by Audioslave.

This is literally quite epic. Now n00bs can be religious too.

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#16 Ironsight

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Posted 17 April 2008 - 08:21 PM

I think this makes more sense than the real bible.

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#17 Eugine

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Posted 17 April 2008 - 08:23 PM

The old KJ version? Hell yeah! *Fan of the NIV*

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#18 Ironsight

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Posted 17 April 2008 - 08:24 PM

I've found God, and his name is Ceiling Cat.

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#19 Toasty

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Posted 17 April 2008 - 10:10 PM

Caael, on Apr 17 2008, 07:09 PM, said:

This is literally quite epic. Now I can be religious too.

Yes. You and all of the cats out there. ;)

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#20 Blue

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Posted 17 April 2008 - 10:25 PM

I just want to let you all know that this is making baby jesus cry.
But damn is it funny. xD

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#21 Jenna

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Posted 23 April 2008 - 10:58 PM

This is wonderful. Feh, blasphemy is almost always funny. XP But this wins everything.

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