[Golden Legacy]

4chan.

I have decided to venture into the unknown.
What tips must a young sheltered lad know of 4chan? What advice do you give to this novice about to enter this most mysterious and deadly of internet locations? What tools must he arm himself is he is to survive?

Give me help, give me support, oh mighty great ones! I am at your humble mercy. *bows*

[Someone Else]

Advice? Don't. Turn around. Run. Don't look back. Tell anyone you pass to run too. Don't stop running until you hit Friendster. Actually, never mind. Keep running from there, too.

[Zeypher]

Don't go there is my only advice for you. It steals your soul, just look at PDM.

[Kuchiyose]

Do not trust no one! They could be pedobear in disguise or worse.... Mudkipz.

[Toasty]

Don't forget the rabbid lolcats and people firin' their laz0rz.

srsly tho. Don't. If you do, then keep your eyes closed at all times.


You know what I learned though? Anonymous is strikingly similar to the Joker. It's almost uncanny.

[Mallick]

Don't make a big deal of things. It's a fucken website, not America or something even worse.

Here's a tip, though. Stay the whack out of my /b/.

[Zeypher]

What teh my mom is /b/?

[Mallick]

An image board.

[Ironsight]

Golden Legacy, on Aug 4 2008, 11:44 PM, said:

4chan.

I have decided to venture into the unknown.
What tips must a young sheltered lad know of 4chan? What advice do you give to this novice about to enter this most mysterious and deadly of internet locations? What tools must he arm himself is he is to survive?

Give me help, give me support, oh mighty great ones! I am at your humble mercy. *bows*

DO IT FAGGOT!

[Someone Else]

If you absolutely must go, watch out for people firing their niggabeams.

Though those are probably the least of your worries...

[Ironsight]

Tell everyone you're a Newfag, and that you want to learn how to fit in. They'll help you out.
Also, tell them you're black. 4chan loves black people.

[Kuchiyose]

Quote

Here's a tip, though. Stay the whack out of my /b/

Yeah some pictures can be funny some very disturbing

[Ironsight]

The best ones are both.
EDIT: Which board are you going on?

[Toasty]

Darksword, on Aug 5 2008, 02:04 AM, said:

Tell everyone you're a Newfag, and that you want to learn how to fit in. They'll help you out.
Also, tell them you're black. 4chan loves black people.

sarcasm ftw.

[Laharl]

GTFO NEWFAG

[Caael]

What's with all the fags overreacting about going to 4chan for the first time? Grow up will you, it's not like your life is at stake.

[Someone Else]

I was going to say something about the people here losing their sense of humor, but then I realized that no one here ever really had one.

[gsninja]

/b/ isn't even as bad as it used to be.

Anyways, you can't really give anyone tips. Just dive in and see for yourself. (:

[Someone Else]

Yeah, most what I've seen hasn't really shocked me. First time I visited I was just thinking, "...This is it?"

But then I've been pretty desensitized to a lot of thing/don't show much emotion either way.

[Nosferatu]

Lurk moar newfag.

Yeah I'm tired. Leave me alone.

[kate]

don't go to /b/ snookums. There's no coming back. Seriously, I view the world in a slightly different way ever since being immersed in /b/. I suggest just looking around and then leaving quickly.

[Joek2]

This is the hell Fritzy was telling everybody he was sending GL to. It is a horrible punishemnt indeed.

[Caael]

Harden up guys, there's nothing life threatening there. Just some offensive pictures which actually I guess some of you guys would be offended by.

[Mallick]

Why do you put a baby in a blender feet first?

Spoiler

So you can look it in the eye when you ejaculate onto it.

[Zeypher]

Didn't see that coming.

[Caael]

No you didnt. cuz of the spoiler tags lawl

[Golden Legacy]

Someone give me a link to this /b/? I can't seem to find it.

[Caael]

http://img.4chan.org/b/imgboard.html

[Toasty]

We may be blowing it out of proportion, but I wouldn't stay for long.

[Mallick]

...

[Ironsight]

*Waiting for a reaction*

[Toasty]

[insert reaction here]

[Ironsight]

Not yours.

[Toasty]

[insert PDM's reaction here]

[Ironsight]

I'm waiting for what GL is going to say, dumbass.

[Zeypher]

[insert GL's reaction here]

[Golden Legacy]

... that's it? I was expecting much much mor- HOLY JESUS FUCKING CHRIST MY EYES MY EYES

[Someone Else]

Wind Dude, on Aug 5 2008, 12:05 AM, said:

Run. Don't look back. Tell anyone you pass to run too. Don't stop running until you hit Friendster. Actually, never mind. Keep running from there, too.

[Golden Legacy]

FUCKING GOD THAT IS THE MOST FUCKING AWFUL DISGUSTING SHIT I HAVE EVER SEEN AHHHHH MY MIND IS TAINTED GETITOUT GETITOUT GETITOUT

[Ironsight]

Oh please, it's not that bad. Sure, you might run into the current Shemale thread everyonce in a while if you're unlucky enough, but really.

[Golden Legacy]

THERE IS A PICTURE OF RONALD MCDONALD BREASTFEEDING A CHILD

RONALD FUCKING MCDONALD

[Toasty]

XDDD

[EDIT]
http://img.4chan.org/b/thumb/1218082178134s.jpg

[Ronald]

Golden Legacy, on Aug 6 2008, 10:06 PM, said:

THERE IS A PICTURE OF RONALD MCDONALD BREASTFEEDING A CHILD

RONALD ****ING MCDONALD

Hey, that was fun.

[Golden Legacy]

AHHHH GET AWAY GET AWAY GET AWAY

*commits suicide*

[Toasty]

But they're just manboobs!

[Someone Else]

http://failurecasca.de/wp-content/uploads/awesome_med.png

[Golden Legacy]

... damn Ronald, seriously, what are the odds?

[Toasty]

He's a powerful man GL. Have you seen the number of hits on his youtube videos?

[Ronald]

Of how awesome I am? 100%.

[Someone Else]

Ronald, on Aug 6 2008, 09:27 PM, said:

Of how awesome I am? 100%.

http://failurecasca.de/wp-content/uploads/awesome_med.png

[Toasty]

:D

[Ronald]

http://www.goldensun-syndicate.net/forum/public/style_images/gssv3/snapback.png' alt='View Post' />Wind Dude, on Aug 6 2008, 10:28 PM, said:

I'd so tap that while eating some McDonalds.

[Toasty]

French fries or big mac?

[Someone Else]

Ronald, you're a bad influence on children.

If Jack Thompson was still a member of these forums ohhh he'd be ALL over you.

[Toasty]

Like a fat chick to a man in a twinkie suit.

[Ronald]

Toasty, on Aug 6 2008, 10:33 PM, said:

French fries or big mac?

Both.

Wind Dude, on Aug 6 2008, 10:35 PM, said:

Ronald, you're a bad influence on children.

If Jack Thompson was still a member of these forums ohhh he'd be ALL over you.

But I love kids!

Toasty, on Aug 6 2008, 10:39 PM, said:

Like a fat chick to a man in a twinkie suit.

Yum.

[Toasty]

Ronald, on Aug 6 2008, 09:41 PM, said:

Both.

With fry sauce or lard?

[Ronald]

Toasty, on Aug 6 2008, 10:42 PM, said:

With fry sauce or lard?

A prefer lard.
You?

[Toasty]

Neither. Lard's fattening and fry sauce has ketchup in it.

....I hate ketchup.

[Jack Thompson]

Wind Dude, on Aug 6 2008, 11:35 PM, said:

Ronald, you're a bad influence on children.

If Jack Thompson was still a member of these forums ohhh he'd be ALL over you.

I'M ALL UP IN YOUR GRILL!

[Toasty]

OH SHI- HE'S BACK.

[Nosferatu]

Okay, who did it now?

[Ronald]

Oh hey there Jack. How's it going?

[Jack Thompson]

It's going up your ass by the Toast.

[Ronald]

Oh cool, I'm Toasty too btw.

[Jack Thompson]

wat

[Ronald]

Caughtcha red handed, Mr. Thompson.

[Jack Thompson]

http://www.toddlerart.co.uk/galleryx/albums/album11/Big_Red_Hands.jpg

[Ronald]

Yes. Just like that.

[Golden Legacy]

I hate you both, Zeyph and Nos. XD

[Nosferatu]

It was worth the fun.

[Ronald]

Who's "Zeyph"?
I'm Ronald Fucking McDonald.

[Toasty]

You were my second guess after PDM. Something inside me just said "He fakeeng did it"

[Jack Thompson]

Ronald, on Aug 7 2008, 12:30 AM, said:

Who's "Zeyph"?
I'm Ronald Fucking McDonald.

http://diy.despair.com/output/poster68144604.jpg

[Toasty]

BEEEEOTCH

[Ronald]

WuT?

[Golden Legacy]

I have to ask, did you decide on being Ronald before or after my venture into 4chan?

[Ronald]

Who?

[Mallick]

Golden Legacy, on Aug 6 2008, 09:06 PM, said:

THERE IS A PICTURE OF RONALD MCDONALD BREASTFEEDING A CHILD

RONALD ****ING MCDONALD

stfu ****rick

[Ironsight]

Golden Legacy, on Aug 6 2008, 09:06 PM, said:

THERE IS A PICTURE OF RONALD MCDONALD BREASTFEEDING A CHILD

RONALD ****ING MCDONALD

XD

[Caael]

Just wait until you see the nazi KKK shemale gore fetish orgy picture

[Toasty]

wat

[Blue]

Toasty, on Aug 7 2008, 07:51 PM, said:

wat

*falcon punch*

[Toasty]

*falcon wat*

[Nosferatu]

Revived for great Falcon Pawnch.

:P