[Aquamarine]

PLEASE stick around!

Love, Aqua

[Sea of Time]

Aqua...

I hate this place and want to remain a lurker.

Love, SoT

[Aquamarine]

SoT...

Up yours.

Love, Aqua

[Sea of Time]

Aqua...

Grow the hell up and find a new butt buddy.

Hate, SoT

[Aquamarine]

SoT...

I always knew you were a ****** but I kept your secret. I see now that I shouldn't have.

Strong dislike bordering on hate, Aqua

[Sea of Time]

Aqua,

I still have more posts than you, which on a forum is like having a longer penis than you. Therefore I'm more of a man than you.

Without love, SoT

[Aquamarine]

SoT...

Your words pierce my heart like a wet sponge, meaning they don't have the slightest effect. Talk to somebody who cares.

Sod off, Aqua

[Sea of Time]

Aqua,

You're freaking out more than a girl who's been told she was fat at that time of the month. My sponge has been put in the microwave, hardened, and then sharpened into a blade to pierce your heart.

Go to hell, SoT

[Caael]

Drama?

In my GSSF?!

[Sea of Time]

Caael,

Nobody invited you to talk so shut the **** up.

With muchos nachos, SoT

[Aquamarine]

SoT...

It's because of lowlife scum like you that I don't have any heart to be pierced. I know people like you: acting all friendly, and then suddenly going to some place in Canada and never saying hi on MSN.

No words can express the bad feelings I have for you now, Aqua

[Sea of Time]

Aqua,

I only acted friendly to lead you on so I could extort your body for my personal pleasure. But when I tied you into that black leather sling and took your pants off....I realized.... that I was doing this for the wrong reasons.

I shouldn't be extorting you sexually for myself, I should be doing it for us. Because I was in love. In love with a sexy man from some European country of which I've forgotten.

Falling for you again, SoT

[Aquamarine]

SoT...

If you've forgotten what country I'm from, how can you pretend to still love me? My feelings for you have withered, and nothing you say will be able to change that.

Begone vile cur, Aqua

[Sea of Time]

Aqua,

But what about the buttsex? Don't tell me you forgot the buttsex.....

Remembering the buttsex, SoT

[Aquamarine]

Sot...

The buttsex was like attempting to communicate with a French peasant: mentally scarring, tedious, about three hours longer than it should have been, finishing with myself being drenched in spit. And I should have told you earlier: I faked every orgasm.

Looking sadly through the window at the crescent moon with a single silver tear running down my cheek, Aqua

[Sea of Time]

Aqua,

Nothing I can say can outdo the wit of that last post. I'll stick around a while, but only until I hate the place again.

Sincerely, SoT

[Valistrix]

I declare this topic, the win.

[Aquamarine]

And I declare myself the winner of this here topic.

No need to thank me for getting SoT back, just give money.

[Caael]

This topic= jesus in word form

[Nosferatu]

Hey SoT, if you're ****ing off just **** off.

[Someone Else]

Hi, mom! I'm on the internet!

[TheEnglishman]

Maybe Aqua got SoT's password...

[Toasty]

Aqua & SoT......

Buttsecks?

love, Toasty.

[Blue]

GSSF

Testicles, that is all

pancakes, Blue.

[Golden Legacy]

[/Topic of the Year '08]

[Ironsight]

Haha, yeah! Awesome topic is awesome!

[Drizzy Drake]

Sea of Time, on Sep 12 2008, 05:01 PM, said:

Aqua...

I hate this place and want to remain a lurker.

Love, SoT

ahh, how the mighty have fallen.

GL, never ever delete this topic.

[Lightning Star]

I agree. Totally chalking this down in my memory for gssf awards.

Buttsex? And no videos?! You guys make a yaoi fangirl sad... T-T

[Drizzy Drake]

I have videos in case you wanna see them. Kay A's ...Alex ...Amanda ...Ariel..o, there it is. Aqua.

*hands icy videotape*

I even have the tape of me and you at that Burger King if you're interested..

[Sea of Time]

Nosferatu, on Sep 12 2008, 03:53 PM, said:

Hey SoT, if you're ****ing off just **** off.

You know I really enjoy ****ing and maybe my life would be better if i did **** off. So **** you you homosexual ****.

And I didn't really think this stuff was funny... Apparently you guys are desperate for real humour...

[Ironsight]

That's why you need to stay.

[Sea of Time]

The 7 things I hate about you!

The 7 things I hate about you....oh youuu

You're vain, your games, you're insecure
You love me you like her
You made me laugh
You made me cry
I don't know which side to buy
Your friends are jerks when you act like them
Just know it hurts
I wanna be with the one I know

And the 7th thing I hate the most that you do:

YOU MAKE ME LOVE YOU

[Split Infinity]

Real humour, eh?

An American, an Israelite and a Palestinian walk into a bar.

[Golden Legacy]

... No. Let's not go there. Please.

[Ironsight]

I was told a story about somebody building a gas station or something over in the middle east. What happened was, this guy was in charge of building all the stalls for the toilets. He put them all in so the users would all have to take a dump facing west (or east? Probably east), which I guess is not allowed becasue that in the direction of their holy city.

[Sea of Time]

Sea of Time doesn't care anymore.

So in the theme of Vanessa Hudgens and Miley Cyrus, prepare for the sickest most ****ed up and unexpected change in moniker ever....

[Split Infinity]

Well technically you're always facing Mecca, if circling the world multiple times counts.

[Drizzy Drake]

And compared to all the great things
That would take too long to write
I probably should mention
The 7 that I like

The 7 things I like abou--nope, i just can't pull it off. take it away miley, er, darksword ..whoever you are*. do you a penis or a vadge, cause if you have a cunt I'm gonna rape you for having sexxxz with mel.

Truthfully tho, ds, no way you could handle my girl in bed. you probably couldn't even satisy toasty, and we all know how low his standards are.


*or lightsword. drinking rules.

PS. nothing beats the awesomeness of Vanessa Hudgens.

[Ironsight]

Vanessa Hudgens, on Sep 12 2008, 09:17 PM, said:

And compared to all the great things
That would take too long to write
I probably should mention
The 7 that I like

The 7 things I like abou--nope, i just can't pull it off. take it away miley, er, darksword ..whoever you are*. do you a penis or a vadge, cause if you have a cunt I'm gonna rape you for having sexxxz with mel.

Truthfully tho, ds, no way you could handle my girl in bed. you probably couldn't even satisy toasty, and we all know how low his standards are.
*or lightsword. drinking rules.

PS. nothing beats the awesomeness of Vanessa Hudgens.

That wouldn't happen to be a reference to:

Quote

QWLL **** TE SWOIRD OF DARK.

:wacko:. Dark srowrds are gya nd Light swords arulew the world. YUP. PAECE. Wiat no, ai aint leaving. I am here to fukcknig stay. FOREVER. Well, niot foreer. Till, well, ya , i aml eaivng, ka i am sobering up,. yopu stupi d Darksword


join the Lightsword alliance,

I like how the last part is spelled correctly.

[Drizzy Drake]

u dunno how hard that was.

[Ironsight]

You even capitalized Lightsword.

[Caael]

Split Infinity, on Sep 13 2008, 05:15 AM, said:

Well technically you're always facing Mecca, if circling the world multiple times counts.

http://img374.imageshack.us/img374/2357/ohnoezwq8.png
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[Split Infinity]

Hotlink on second image?

[Toasty]

SoT's not that innocent.

[David]

This is honestly the funniest topic I've read in quite some time.

[Mallick]

You haven't been here long enough to say "quite some time."

[Valistrix]

I have.

This is honestly the funniest topic I've read in quite some time.

[Split Infinity]

About two years ago the whole forum used to be like this. :'(

[Toasty]

I remember those days.

[Mallick]

Neither of you guys were here when the forum was good... well, Split was, I guess. Toasty definitely not. Toasty made this place what it is. D:

[Toasty]

Everything I touch dies. D;


......*touches PDM*

[Split Infinity]

Go fap. Now.

[Ironsight]

Laughed out loud.

[Mallick]

Ashley Tisdale, on Sep 14 2008, 09:45 PM, said:

Everything I touch dies. D;


......*touches PDM*

Anon will never die, ***. Now I'd like to see you whipe your ass without your family finding your **** covered corpse.

[Toasty]

It doesn't work on me. I've already wiped my ass hundreds of times.

[Mallick]

Ashley Tisdale, on Sep 14 2008, 10:16 PM, said:

It doesn't work on me. I've already wiped my ass hundreds of times.

Get rid of the toilet paper.

[Toasty]

That would be disgusting.

[Blue]

So I guess Toasty can't ever have sex.

[Toasty]

Unless I became a necropheliac.

Just like Death from Family Guy!

[Split Infinity]

Death is ten times the man you'll ever be.

[Toasty]

Despite not even having a real penis.

[Split Infinity]

Hurts, doesn't it?

[Toasty]

To have a real penis? Ony when it's kicked/hit.

[Split Infinity]

:( How did you discover our weakness?

[Toasty]

Because I share your pain. For I too, have a penis. A penis that has been pee-pee-tapped, hit with soccer balls, acidentally kicked, and acidentally racked on a rail.

I HAVE A DREAM. A DREAM THAT SOME DAY, PENISI AND BLUNT FORCE TRAUMA MIGHT LIVE TOGETHER IN HARMONY. FREE OF OPPRESSION AND SEGREGATION.

[Split Infinity]

MLK was so white.

[Toasty]

Darn straight he was white. He was frikkin' albino. He put's this cracker's bleached skin to shame.

[Split Infinity]

White as an iPod.

[Toasty]

White as printing paper.

[Laharl]

Toasty is a trap O:

[Sea of Time]

Toasty has distracted all from the fail of Britney with the fail of his own patheticness.

[Toasty]

tru dat

[Drizzy Drake]

White as cocaine.

[Toasty]

Not so much.

[Sea of Time]

Aqua,

I changed back for your affection. And you still look down on me like dirt? What do I have to do to get you back!

I was afraid to swallow, I know, but I'll try if you come back! I promise! I'll swallow the whole thing!

Ignoring his gag reflex, SoT

[Aquamarine]

Now we're talking...

Uh, I mean...

SoT,

You have wounded my heart to such an extent that it can never be healed. Not by you or anyone else. You have ruined my life. I cannot have a love life because of you!

But if you agree to the whip idea I presented to you, my love just might return...

Has been becoming alarmingly straight lately, Aqua