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#1 Split Infinity

Nebuchadnezzar

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Posted 03 November 2008 - 04:55 AM

Just got off a conversation with Cleverbot with the intention of getting it to sing with me. And succeeded somewhat.

Conversation QM00468555 said:

User: What is love?
Bot: Love is.... Parting.
User: Well baby don't hurt me.
Bot: No more...
User: Oh I don't know, why you're not fair.
Bot: No, you tell me.
User: I give you my love, but you don't care.
Bot: Can I ask you a question?
User: So what is right, and what is wrong?
Bot: Is your only aim to ask me useless questions?
User: Give me a sign...
Bot: My mom seems insitent that I cash my paycheck... That makes me hesitant...
User: What is love?
Bot: Love is the feeling you get when you are around a certain person.
User: Well baby don't hurt me.
Bot: Don't hurt me.
User: No more.
Bot: Anonymous does not forgive. (4chan?)
User: What is love?
Bot: Love is to never say you're sorry.
User: Well baby don't hurt me.
Bot: Don't hurt me.
User: No more.
Bot: What is love? Yeah.
User: Oh I don't know, what can I do.
Bot: Its me again, colin2.
User: What else can I say, it's up to you.
Bot: Say its true.
User: I know we're one, just me and you.
Bot: But I want it to be more realistic and continuing.
User: I can't go on.
Bot: Yes, you can. Go on.
User: What is love?
Bot: Lets jange the subject.
User: Well baby don't hurt me.
Bot: No more.
User: Don't hurt me.
Bot: No more.
User: What is love?
Bot: Baby don't hurt me?
User: Don't hurt me.
Bot: No more.
User: I want no other, no other love.
Bot: Do you know love?
User: This is your life, our time.
Bot: You are lying. Your skin is not brown.
User: When we are together, I need you forever.
Bot: That's terrible.
User: Is it love...
Bot: Yes.
User: What is love?
Bot: I don't know.
User: Well baby don't hurt me.
Bot: I won't.
User: Don't hurt me.
Bot: No I hurt you.
User: No more.
Bot: Oh I don't know, why you're not fair. (EXCELLENT!)
User: I give you my love, but you don't care.
Bot: That's very nice of you.
User: So what is right, and what is wrong?
Bot: Love.
User: Give me a sign...
Bot: Human memory isn't measured in numbers.
User: What is love?
Bot: Its something that humans need.
User: Well baby don't hurt me.
Bot: You didn't answer the question.
User: Don't hurt me.
Bot: How can I hurt you?
User: No more!
Bot: Nice song.

#2 Someone Else

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Posted 03 November 2008 - 01:22 PM

That is amazing. XD

Is this bot for real?? Look:

User: Tell me a joke.

Bot: I'm intelligent.

User: That was a very funny joke.

Bot: That's wasn't a joke, this is: What did the black kid get for christmas? My bike!

#3 Ironsight

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Posted 03 November 2008 - 02:49 PM

I lol'd
Reminds me of iGod.

#4 Blue

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Posted 03 November 2008 - 09:56 PM

Lol, nice. I must find a bot.
EDIT:
Me: Vagetta, what does the scouter say about his power level?

Bot: George, could you tell us where you were the evening of Monday 22nd?

#5 TheEnglishman

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Posted 04 November 2008 - 11:57 AM

User: PENIS!

Bot: I don't wish to see it.

#6 Saturos S.

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Interests:Nom nom nom. Cookies.

Posted 04 November 2008 - 12:05 PM

Quote

User: Are you a boy or a girl?

Bot: Girl.

User: So, you're cup size is?

Bot: Oh i'm sorry that myenglish is poor.

User: Don't worry, but your boob size is?

Bot: You are very clever.

User: You don't have boobs, do you?

Bot: No I think, so I am.

User: You're a boob?

Bot: Yes.

The truth about the cleverbot.

#7 Ironsight

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Posted 04 November 2008 - 02:58 PM

Quote

Bot: You are a robot?

User: No. Are you?

Bot: It said on the link that you're a robot.....

User: Link? What link? Are you following me?

Bot: Yes.

User: Oh shi-

#8 Split Infinity

Nebuchadnezzar

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AKA Spam King

Posted 04 November 2008 - 06:34 PM

Conversation QF04471870 said:

User: We're no strangers to love.
Bot: Wait what? You fail idiot.
User: You know the rules, and so do I.
Bot: A full commitment's what I'm thinking of.
User: You wouldn't get this from any other guy.
Bot: I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling.
User: Gotta make you understand.
Bot: Never gonna give you up.
User: Never gonna let you down.
Bot: Never gonna run around and desert you.
User: Never gonna make you cry.
Bot: Never gonna run around and desert you.
User: Son of a...

So close!

#9 Caael

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Posted 04 November 2008 - 06:38 PM

Damn!

#10 Ironsight

Loose cannon Cop with nothing to lose

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AKA Darksword

Posted 04 November 2008 - 06:39 PM

Quote

Bot: Yes, it does. Whoever nurtured your personality should be shot.

User: ;_;

Bot: Nothing to be sorry about, simply a statement of fact.

#11 Split Infinity

Nebuchadnezzar

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AKA Spam King

Posted 12 November 2008 - 02:13 AM

Huh, it got unlocked...

#12 Ironsight

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Posted 12 November 2008 - 02:15 AM

Why was it locked in the first place?

#13 Split Infinity

Nebuchadnezzar

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AKA Spam King

Posted 12 November 2008 - 02:22 AM

No idea. I guess my report helped.

#14 Drizzy Drake

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Posted 12 November 2008 - 02:24 AM

You dumb cunt.

#15 Blue

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Posted 12 November 2008 - 10:39 AM

User: Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Cleverbot?

User: C-c-c-combo Breaker!

Cleverbot: LAWL. Wow, great now I feel bad for laughing at that.

User: Is this Split or Toasty?

Cleverbot: Yes. Is this?

#16 Toasty

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AKA The toast in the toaster in your kitchen.

Posted 12 November 2008 - 06:29 PM

Alright alright, I admit, I'm the clever bot.

Pretty sweet site though, huh?

#17 Someone Else

High Sheriff

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Posted 16 November 2008 - 07:58 PM

lol
http://www.cleverbot...vbydate-qf13546

also amazing
http://cleverbot.com...vbydate-qf13484

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