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I'm sure you know by know how much we at RT Headquarters love Oprah. She's like a personal hero to all of us with the way she teaches and inspires... at least she was. Not anymore. Today I logged into Youtube and noticed that she is right above us on the list of all-time most subscribed directors. **** that. Now she's in our sights, and we won't stop until we've toppled her multi-media empire of hatred and evil.
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It's rare that we ever ask anything like this of you, but desperate times call for desperate measures. If you have a youtube account, you should subscribe to us, FOR THE CAUSE. Help us topple her tyrannical regime. Not convinced? Ok then, maybe this list will help you make up your mind.
Oprah
Gives away houses to the needy
Promotes reading through her book club
Helps families work through their problems and heal
Rooster Teeth
Make butt jokes
Have incredibly inappropriate thoughts about your hot mom
Also have pics of her
Ok. I think I've made our case. Go forth my Army. Make a difference.
Geoff--
P.S. Oprah hates puppies and freedom.
So in 24 hours Rooster Teeth jumped from 16th to 5th most subscribed. From 45,577 subscribers to 54,413. They're right behind EA now. ****ing hillarious.