[Split Infinity]

http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/2369/supdsex6.jpg

Speaks for itself. :]]

Merry Christmas, guys.

[Toasty]

NOT CHRISTMAS YET.

CURSE YOU AND YOUR TIMEZONE!

[Lemontime]

http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb140/Lemontime/Image079.jpg

[Kuchiyose]

LOL hahahaha damn I would join too XD

[Toasty]

I would if I still had my DS. I doubt I got one for christmas either, because I didn't really ask for one.

Anyway, I'm pretty sure I get to open one present tonight.

[Gio]

I hate Christmas Eve. It is such a long and boring day to me.

[Toasty]

Really? Because this whole past year seems to have gone by in a flash. I mean, it seriously feels like it was just a few weeks ago that I was in Bend Oregon going down Mt. Bachelor on a snowboard.

Oh yeah, I got a Wii back then too. So much for that. D:

[Lemontime]

seriously though

http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb140/Lemontime/DSC_9245.jpg

[Toasty]

wtf. Those gifts suck. =/

[Lemontime]

do you even read books?

and not the $155 dollars top of frame..

and my bike frame was a joint birthday/christmas..

there's also an $80 cheque..

so uhhh, **** you ;)

[Toasty]

$235? That's pretty good. I usually only get $100 at the most.

But no, I don't read books.

[Lemontime]

exactly
i loooove books. and now I have $260 cause i have $30 in the bank..
new back wheel time =D

[Toasty]

I hope I get more cash. I've only gotten $50 so far, and that's only about halfway to what I want to buy. Meh, I should probably get a job. XD

[Saturos S.]

Who is the biggest spoiled brat competition?

[Lemontime]

probably me?

my frame was $550..

[Caael]

Saturos Striker, on Dec 25 2008, 09:55 AM, said:

Whose the biggest spoiled brat competition?

Toasty wins, hands down.

[Ironsight]

How can you say that? You don't even know what he got.

[Caael]

Yes but he's already complaining and he hasn't even gotten anything yet.


Holy **** the skullcandies are awesome. They make your head vibrate because the bass is so good. ****in' awesome.

[Lemontime]

but they're so ****ing ugly!!!!

[Caael]

Just like you AND your bunny.

[Lemontime]

you did not just go there!!!

[Nosferatu]

He went there.

[Nemphtis]

I found as much Mirror's Edge hentai as I could within 30 minutes, and jacked off. Twice. Mirror's Edge has a lot of red and white, so I thought it was a very festive game, and worth busting a nut on.

EDIT

When I say busting a nut on, I don't mean on the actual game. The nut was 'busted' on some tissue, the game disc and case are in perfect condition worthy for sale on Ebay. So for those potential Ebay customers, no nut busting was done to the actual game.

[Nosferatu]

Always nice to know. So I take it that's a good Christmas for you?

[Nemphtis]

Nosferatu, on Dec 25 2008, 01:53 PM, said:

Always nice to know. So I take it that's a good Christmas for you?

Yes, I also ordered an 18" pizza and watched Zack and Miri Do A Porno with some friends, which by the way is a great film. I'm not religious so we don't celebrate Christmas, but we plan to bust some nuts in celebration of the new year. The previous nut busting was just preliminary tests for the real thing at the end of this month.

[Caael]

King of Town, on Dec 25 2008, 02:11 PM, said:

you did not just go there!!!

Uuuh...I think I did.

[Gio]

I got an Iron Cobra double bass pedal for those of you who know what that is.
I also got a bunch of clothes to.
I have yet to see what my grandparents have got me though.

[Caael]

Gio, on Dec 25 2008, 08:02 PM, said:

I got an Iron Cobra double bass pedal for those of you who know what that is.
I also got a bunch of clothes to.
I have yet to see what my grandparents have got me though.

Aah *****, was gonna get one of them but asked for a shizload of clothes instead.

[Legolastom]

**** and vomit at the same time + sleep deprevation and the flu.

But apart from that a very good Christmas present wise, got a nice new computer a norton and a chest.

[Split Infinity]

The kind that contains treasure?

[Nosferatu]

Something inch HDTV. 1080p. I didn't bother with reading the size, but it's BIG.

Now if I could get Live hooked up to the 360 where it is...

[Mallick]

I got an MX518, a new headset, a few books, some money, and my mom paid off the rest I owed for my computer.


Awesome christmas was awesome.

[Toasty]

**** YEA

I GOT AN LCD MONITOR

20 INCH


Actually, I asked for a 22 inch model that had a resolution of 1680x1050, but I suppose 1440x900 is good too. But I'll always be in love with CRT's. Pixel density is MUCH better.

Aside from that, I got my computer parts, a stack of blank DVDs, a new phone (just a $30 pay as you go phone, but it's better than the one I had before it), and some candy.

[Laharl]

money. clothes. alcohol.

what more does a man need?

[Nemphtis]

Laharl, on Dec 25 2008, 11:33 PM, said:

money. clothes. alcohol.

what more does a man need?

A fleshlight.

[Lemontime]

a real man doesn't need a fleshlight..

[Nemphtis]

King of Town, on Dec 26 2008, 12:05 AM, said:

a real man doesn't need a fleshlight..

No, but a smart man does. When your girlfriend is mad at you for playing too much World of Warcraft, Fleshlight is there to save the day. When she won't give you any because you call her a noob around her friends, Fleshlight is there to save the day.

Do you backup your data on the PC in case it crashes one day? Well that's what a Fleshlight is, *****. When your poontang is not working for some reason, Fleshlight is your backup HDD. Fleshlight is that spare tire you keep in the back of your vehicle.

[Toasty]

Fleshlight is that fake vajayjay that guys who can't get any carry around and masturbate with while they cry.

[Nosferatu]

Toasty, on Dec 25 2008, 06:05 PM, said:

Fleshlight is that fake vajayjay that guys who can't get any carry around and masturbate with while they cry.

So you have one?

[Toasty]

No.

[Nosferatu]

I would like to say one thing.

1080p + Megaman 9 = <3

[Toasty]

=O

Get a measuring tape and tell me how big the screen is. :D

[TheEnglishman]

Fallout 3, The Dark Knight, Iron Man, 24 Redemption, 24 Calendar (just a tad obsessed with the show), One of the Discworld novels (Moving Pictures I think) and other stuff.
Best of all though, I've found out that our 13 year old, non HD, non widescreen TV is breaking and needs to be replaced.

[Toasty]

TheEnglishman, on Dec 26 2008, 12:19 AM, said:

24 Redemption, 24 Calendar (just a tad obsessed with the show)

The new season starts January 13th. =D

The teaser/whatever that aired around Thanksgiving was good though.

[Kuchiyose]

Quote

I would like to say one thing.

1080p + Megaman 9 = <3

Please take a picture, that would look so awesome!

I got for Christmas, 3 rubix cubes (lol), Fire Emblem Shadow Dragon (tis awesome! I didn't even realize you can change classes?) a Graphics Tablet (very sexy) some clothes and thats it, very awesome Christmas XD Also I'm buying myself a new computer monitor XD

[TheEnglishman]

Kuchiyose, on Dec 26 2008, 01:08 PM, said:

Fire Emblem Shadow Dragon

Damn, I wanted that.

[Saturos S.]

- Complete works of Lewis Carroll (Collector's library edition)
- Red tie
- White blouse thingie
- Striped blouse thingie
- Moar clothes

..

- A watch and a suit.

[Caael]

Toasty, on Dec 26 2008, 03:05 AM, said:

Fleshlight is that fake vajayjay that guys who can't get any carry around and masturbate with while they cry.

Nosferatu, on Dec 26 2008, 05:34 AM, said:

So you have one?

LOL


As for a rather long list

-Lots of Jeremy Clarkson Books
- Jimmy Carr live DVD
- Skullcandy Skullcrushers
- ****load of Topman clothes I bought ages ago
- The Mighty Book of Boosh
- Mock The Week- Scenes We'd Like to See book
- Loads of Blu-ray films;
Dark Knight
The Prestige
Pirates of the Carribean (1,2,3)
Ratatouille
Casino Royale
Transformers
Indiana Jones 4

Must say, I did very well this year and all this will last a long time. Watched the Dark Knight last knight on 42" HD TV and surround sound and it was AMAZING. Seriously, everything is better in HD

[Split Infinity]

Surround sound definitely, but on a 42" the difference wouldn't be huge.

[Caael]

Yes it would...

[Saturos S.]

Pirates 2 was on BBC 1 today.

[Toasty]

We got the puppies today. :D

They're not very healthy though. They're kind of skinny, and they ate a crapload of food when we got them home.

[Blue]

3 shirts
Car radio system
gift cards, which I've used one to buy Banjo-Kazooie Nuts and Bolts, second one I will use to buy Resident Evil: Degeneration on Blu-ray
Pocket Watch

[My Best Wishes]

New wallet
Dark Knight (will return because we already had it)
Chocolate
Few shirts
Collingwood Jersey (**** yea, getting either Paul Medhurst or Heath Shaw's number for the Aussies who follow AFL)
Aftershave
Gift vouchers + cash = bout 190, most likely will put towards a new ipod since mine no longer agrees with my car stereo
Jumper (DVD)
Addidas deodorant and body wash
New electric toothbrush and whitening toothpaste
Funky alarm clock
And work gave me a $100 Safeway/Caltex/BigW/Dan Murphy's voucher which I just spent on petrol so I could drive to Melbourne.

Think thats it, pretty good considering the only thing I asked for was a Queen size bed and a recliner and I knew that wasn't going to happen, most presents are just leftover ideas from my 18th.

[Lemontime]

pics or it didn't happen, Toasty!http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3115/3140860466_a57d2a8cce_o.jpgI bought this today.

[Split Infinity]

That's a kickass sticker you've got there.

[Aquamarine]

I got what I wanted; a new phone. This wasn't exactly my first choice of phone, but it's an excellent thing and I'm really happy with it:

http://www.letsgomobile.org/images/reviews...ng_sgh_g600.jpg

[Nemphtis]

Aquamarine, on Dec 27 2008, 12:00 PM, said:

I got what I wanted; a new phone. This wasn't exactly my first choice of phone, but it's an excellent thing and I'm really happy with it:

http://www.letsgomobile.org/images/reviews...ng_sgh_g600.jpg

If your phone is not the iPhone or the Google G1, it automatically fails at everything.

[Lemontime]

Is the google G1 even out yet?

[Toasty]

It's been out for quite a while. Not sure where it's available though.


@Lemon: We've taken quite a few pictures with camera phones, so I've just got to get them off somehow (luckily, both phones have microSD cards).

[Nemphtis]

King of Town, on Dec 28 2008, 07:53 AM, said:

Is the google G1 even out yet?

It's out, my father has one even though he's an imbecile who cannot use it properly.

[Lemontime]

but harsh.

[Aquamarine]

Nemphtis, on Dec 27 2008, 06:37 PM, said:

If your phone is not the iPhone or the Google G1, it automatically fails at everything.

You fail at life for belonging to the group of people that thinks that way.

[Nemphtis]

Aquamarine, on Dec 28 2008, 03:02 PM, said:

You fail at life for belonging to the group of people that thinks that way.

You fail at using fail in sentences, suck corks and die.

[Saturos S.]

Not a big fan of samsung.

Sony Ericsson's are alright though. I just don't like the iPhone, and since the G1's a iPhone rip-off, I'm not that big a fan of that either.

[Caael]

Sony Ericsson are the best 'conventional' mobile phone company out there.

[Toasty]

Sony Ericsson makes fancy looking phones that have bunches of features, and fall apart from the slightest drop.

Nokia > LG >>>> everything else.

But the G1 is nice, since it uses Linux for it's OS, and before a recent update, allowed you to easily mod the OS to your liking (and use a bunch of really awesome linux programs).

But they patched up that hole. D:



Anyway, pictures for proof:

http://img227.imageshack.us/img227/5803/122608214601ay3.png

http://img227.imageshack.us/img227/218/122608214702cn2.png

http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/5974/122608214800uz9.png

http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/3187/122608214801re3.png




The dog in the bottom of the last two pictures is the one we've had for 5 years now.

The bigger puppy likes to sleep a lot, and doesn't like moving around much (unless he's left alone with his brother, in which case they play rough with eachother) so he didn't move a muscle in any one of these pictures.

The little guy has a personality a lot like my older dog, and is really playful.


We are actually going to give one away to a friend (taking care of three dogs is a bit too much work for us right now, especially when you consider that neither of the pups are properly trained, aside from being house broken). Probably the big guy, since the smaller one is more likely to get along better with our older dog.

But the big guy would make a great show dog if he wasn't scared of absolutely everything. He's got a wonderful coat.


[EDIT] And yeah, that's my sister in the pictures. She's 18 btw.

[Caael]

Your sister is hot

[Toasty]

I knew someone was going to say that. XD

[Split Infinity]

That girl's got some huge puppies. ;]

[Toasty]

They're 5 months old.

[Caael]

Any naked pics you wanna PM me? ;D

[Nosferatu]

Nosferatu, on Dec 10 2008, 12:29 AM, said:

Have I ever said I love this topic?

Edit: All done.

[Toasty]

Caael, on Dec 28 2008, 04:08 PM, said:

Any naked pics you wanna PM me? ;D

You into beastiality or something? :P

[Split Infinity]

Beast indeed...

Rowr!

[Lemontime]

Split Infinity, on Dec 29 2008, 10:52 AM, said:

That girl's got some huge puppies. ;]

Too bad she has no boobs.

[Caael]

Toasty, on Dec 29 2008, 01:17 AM, said:

You into beastiality or something? :P

Of your sister you ****ing idiot

[Toasty]

No.

King of Town, on Dec 28 2008, 04:24 PM, said:

Too bad she has no boobs.

It's just the angle of the pictures. And she's wearing a sweatshirt.


ANYWAY. New subject plz.

[Blue]

Toasty, on Dec 28 2008, 05:36 PM, said:

No.
It's just the angle of the pictures. And she's wearing a sweatshirt.
ANYWAY. New subject plz.

*coughincestcough*

[Toasty]

Only in your dreams Blue. :P

[Kuchiyose]

yo

[Nemphtis]

Hm, I would jizz on that girl. Probably.

PS. iPhone and G1 owns every other phone, stop lying to yourselves.

[Laharl]

Blue, on Dec 29 2008, 12:53 AM, said:

*coughincestcough*

more like.....wincest

make an inbred mutant child you can really be proud of!

[Blue]

Nemphtis, on Dec 29 2008, 07:24 AM, said:

PS. iPhone and G1 owns every other phone, stop lying to yourselves.

I don't understand why no one else understands this.

Laharl:
http://i419.photobucket.com/albums/pp278/HenryIsBlack/IncestMotivate.png

[Nemphtis]

I have that entire doujinshi on my computer, in case anyone doubts my porn collection.

Seriously though, I'm not in a mood to debate this but trust me, the iPhone and G1 are in a league of their own as mobile phones. I'm not saying this because they are popular, it's just common sense. Comparing an iPhone with your average handset is futile, and although the G1 isn't as well-known, it's offering even more features than the iPhone with the support of multiple companies, not just Google. So yes, one dumbass may think I fail for being in the 'group' who thinks this way, but that dumbass fails for not being in this group, whose name is commonly known as The Common Sense Group LLC.

[Ironsight]

Blue, on Dec 29 2008, 04:20 PM, said:

I don't understand why no one else understands this.

Laharl:
http://i419.photobucket.com/albums/pp278/HenryIsBlack/IncestMotivate.png

Oh god, it followed me home.

[Blue]

Nemphtis, on Dec 29 2008, 07:22 PM, said:

I have that entire doujinshi on my computer, in case anyone doubts my porn collection.

Seriously though, I'm not in a mood to debate this but trust me, the iPhone and G1 are in a league of their own as mobile phones. I'm not saying this because they are popular, it's just common sense. Comparing an iPhone with your average handset is futile, and although the G1 isn't as well-known, it's offering even more features than the iPhone with the support of multiple companies, not just Google. So yes, one dumbass may think I fail for being in the 'group' who thinks this way, but that dumbass fails for not being in this group, whose name is commonly known as The Common Sense Group LLC.

I love my iPhone, though its like 100 bucks a month though. >.<

[Aquamarine]

Toasty, on Dec 28 2008, 09:25 PM, said:

Sony Ericsson makes fancy looking phones that have bunches of features, and fall apart from the slightest drop.

Nokia > LG >>>> everything else.

But the G1 is nice, since it uses Linux for it's OS, and before a recent update, allowed you to easily mod the OS to your liking (and use a bunch of really awesome linux programs).

But they patched up that hole. D:
Anyway, pictures for proof:

http://img227.imageshack.us/img227/5803/122608214601ay3.png

http://img227.imageshack.us/img227/218/122608214702cn2.png

http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/5974/122608214800uz9.png

http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/3187/122608214801re3.png
The dog in the bottom of the last two pictures is the one we've had for 5 years now.

The bigger puppy likes to sleep a lot, and doesn't like moving around much (unless he's left alone with his brother, in which case they play rough with eachother) so he didn't move a muscle in any one of these pictures.

The little guy has a personality a lot like my older dog, and is really playful.
We are actually going to give one away to a friend (taking care of three dogs is a bit too much work for us right now, especially when you consider that neither of the pups are properly trained, aside from being house broken). Probably the big guy, since the smaller one is more likely to get along better with our older dog.

But the big guy would make a great show dog if he wasn't scared of absolutely everything. He's got a wonderful coat.
[EDIT] And yeah, that's my sister in the pictures. She's 18 btw.

You have three awesome dogs? I'm so jealous... I need a dog.

[Toasty]

Get an Australian Shepherd. Best dogs evar.

[Lemontime]

Toasty, on Dec 31 2008, 04:40 PM, said:

Get an Australian Shepherd. Best dogs evar.

Toasty, on Dec 31 2008, 04:40 PM, said:

Get an Australian Shepherd.

Toasty, on Dec 31 2008, 04:40 PM, said:

Australian Shepherd.

Toasty, on Dec 31 2008, 04:40 PM, said:

Australian

WELL DUH

[Ironsight]

I saw it coming.

[Toasty]

Australian Shepherds aren't actually native to australia.

[Split Infinity]

Neither are Australians. =D

[Toasty]

Native australians are.

[Lemontime]

They're called abodiginies

[Saturos S.]

Traveling in a fried-out combie
On a hippie trail, head full of zombie
I met a strange lady, she made me nervous
She took me in and gave me breakfast
And she said,

"Do you come from a land down under?
Where women glow and men plunder?
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
You better run, you better take cover."

[Nemphtis]

Toasty, on Dec 31 2008, 08:04 AM, said:

Australian Shepherds aren't actually native to australia.

Split Infinity, on Dec 31 2008, 08:17 AM, said:

Neither are Australians. =D

Best thing to come out of your mouth, young apprentice.

[Lemontime]

He's my apprentice, you whore!

[Split Infinity]

Damn straight.

Nemphtis, on Jan 2 2009, 01:21 PM, said:

Best thing to come out of your mouth, young apprentice.

If I was your apprentice, my mouth wouldn't have much time for talking... :/

[Lemontime]

Eww.. >>

[Nemphtis]

Split Infinity, on Jan 2 2009, 07:14 AM, said:

Damn straight.
If I was your apprentice, my mouth wouldn't have much time for talking... :/

Your ass wouldn't have much time for farting either.

[Toasty]

What about taking a dump? Is he gonna take a **** while your man sausage is in his pooper?

[TheEnglishman]

Toasty knows how to go too far. I think we should invite SomethingAwful's Weekend Web to look at that.

[Nosferatu]

I saw "SomethingAwful" and then decided I want to hit you.

[TheEnglishman]

Is it too cheery for you? :lol:

[Toasty]

TheEnglishman, on Jan 3 2009, 02:32 AM, said:

Toasty knows how to go too far.

Darn right.