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Come With Me On A Journey...
#1
Posted 17 February 2009 - 11:35 PM
...through my 365-day Chuck Norris desk calendar. Now you all can be frustrated, pissed off, and look at not funny things... things that have become part of my morning routine!
February 17:
Chuck Norris speaks in all CAPS.
February 17:
Chuck Norris speaks in all CAPS.
#5
Posted 19 February 2009 - 12:04 AM
February 19th:
What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.
What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.
#6
Posted 20 February 2009 - 02:51 PM
February 20th:
Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
#8
Posted 21 February 2009 - 04:35 AM
Needless to say, if you ever work in an office with Chuck Norris, never ask for his three-hole punch.
#10
Posted 21 February 2009 - 01:58 PM
February 21/22:
Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a code 45-11 suicide.
Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a code 45-11 suicide.
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