Potatoes
#1
Posted 15 March 2009 - 08:38 PM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/ce/Potato_23.gif
#3
Posted 15 March 2009 - 09:46 PM
Priapus hath in thee found no erection:
Yet eat'ſt thou Ringoes, and Potato Rootes,
And Caueare, but it little bootes.
#8
Posted 16 March 2009 - 10:11 PM
Wait... I feel another coming on!
Shaped like a gold nugget
The men who first dug it
Cried out "Eureka" - its gold we have found
But it was a spud come fresh from the ground
A spud of humility
And abounding utility
So full of surprises - one hardly surmises
To know all the ways that a spud can be praised
So unique in design, so delicious with wine
So heavenly roasted, no wonder its boasted
That a spud is a treasure
of price beyond measure
Be it oblong or round, when dug from the ground
Coming clean, or with mud
Such a shape has the spud, that they say
That's why God hid the spud in the sod
For man designs war tanks, and bridges and banks
And planes and fast cars
(He can fly through the stars)
But with all his power
He can't make the flower
Or the little white bud
That grows from the spud
And the food it provides
For the hungry world-wide
For the rich and the poor
(Kings and Popes to be sure have praised it in prayer)
Great songs have been sung in every known tongue
The spud has saved nations
That's why celebrations, in wartime and peace
For the spud never cease
O the stories in books which tell of the cooks
Throughout all the ages
Writ by poets and sages
From the Tower of Babel
That when brought to the table
The spud should be carried
Like a bride to be married
Of the greatest renown, most deserving a crown
Is the much loved magnificent, illustrious splendiferous
For all that it di' fer us
Lets praise with glad voices, the Spud
#9
Posted 17 March 2009 - 01:22 AM
Edit: NOW I have posted here.
#13
Posted 18 March 2009 - 02:07 AM
#16
Posted 18 March 2009 - 04:58 PM
PDM watchu doin' niggah?
#18
Posted 18 March 2009 - 05:26 PM
http://www.goldensun-syndicate.net/forum/public/style_images/gssv3/snapback.png' alt='View Post' />Miley Cyrus, on Mar 18 2009, 04:25 PM, said:
<3 you for that.
Edit: Ya know what, I'm just gonna leave it at my inability to remember things coupled with my insanity.
#20
Posted 20 March 2009 - 09:36 PM
WHO HACKED MY ACCOUNT
[EDIT] This is my "MEN" thread isn't it?
You're so silly gaiz.
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#22
Posted 23 March 2009 - 04:08 AM
******s.