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no animals were harmed in the writing of this verse cept the ones i had sex with
#1
Posted 15 May 2009 - 09:50 AM
some find it queer that i love to bang deer
maybe they just fear the animal rear
but i've been ball deep in one since last year
f*ckin' animals, yeah that's my habit
as big as an elephant or as small as a rabbit
last night, i banged like ten mice
that sh*t was hella nice until i got pubic lice
whatevz, that sh*t didn't stop me
the very next day, i f*cked a donkey
anal a whale while his son watches
the only animal i wont touch is those f*cking fire crotches
cause i hate them
my flow sux
maybe they just fear the animal rear
but i've been ball deep in one since last year
f*ckin' animals, yeah that's my habit
as big as an elephant or as small as a rabbit
last night, i banged like ten mice
that sh*t was hella nice until i got pubic lice
whatevz, that sh*t didn't stop me
the very next day, i f*cked a donkey
anal a whale while his son watches
the only animal i wont touch is those f*cking fire crotches
cause i hate them
my flow sux
#2
Posted 15 May 2009 - 08:48 PM
Mine doesn`t.
You now hearin hip hop at its finest
Im just criminal minded
The Ed Hardy wit the fine fit
Track just started no need to rewind it
Me I`m bringin fresh air back, I`m raps heimlich
Got em all sick is that vomit?
Feel you nasty
Man I`ll smack ya skin if you feel you past me
Its like we lions against lassies
Bitch aint nice, they lying, the flow asscheeks
Im on the beat like Contra bllaoow
Steamroll over shit I`m in a Tonka now
This aint about beef see I`m beyond a thou
But still strong arm a faggot D Konga style
Your fucking money`s what I use to put my ganja out
Ya`ll sweeter than the lip gloss on Rhianna`s mouth
Ya`ll sleepin, in pajamas on ya momma`s couch
Im freakin, in the Bahamas throwin condoms out
Hold up dogg, these felons aint predicate, Sand castle delicate
Metal spit, and leave em on the field like Everett
I does my own stunts like a Jackie Chan movie
Mismatch belt Prada but the pants Louis
If you aint fam to me then your whole camp sushi
Rockin iceberg when faggots didn`t understand Snoopie
Damn Moulies, chain in commands ran through me
You and ya man uzi slow down like Brand Nubi
Cant do me, grant to me like a man groupie
If that`s the number one pick then he Sam Bowie
And I hate to pull a homi on ya mans
You aint Kid Rock cant box the Tommy with ya hands
Its too easy, I`m feelin like im a cheater
The flow heavy, yours light like a slice of peta
When moms was pregnant she was lightin reefer
In the middle of Alaska I`ll write a heater
Im just cool and ruff hoodie matching my Adidas
Pants wit the permanent wrinkles like I aint iron either
I will make every last one of you guys beleivers
Dudes is all lost that`s my word im playin finders keepers
Treat me like a big brother, slash fifth tucker
Let the cig snuff ya, you a kid fuck ya
Cock AK, may day, listening to Dre Day
Camcord me fucking her mouth somting like Ray J
They like Steve Irwin up against a sting ray
Heat up like Jean Gray when somthing let the beans spray
You now hearin hip hop at its finest
Im just criminal minded
The Ed Hardy wit the fine fit
Track just started no need to rewind it
Me I`m bringin fresh air back, I`m raps heimlich
Got em all sick is that vomit?
Feel you nasty
Man I`ll smack ya skin if you feel you past me
Its like we lions against lassies
Bitch aint nice, they lying, the flow asscheeks
Im on the beat like Contra bllaoow
Steamroll over shit I`m in a Tonka now
This aint about beef see I`m beyond a thou
But still strong arm a faggot D Konga style
Your fucking money`s what I use to put my ganja out
Ya`ll sweeter than the lip gloss on Rhianna`s mouth
Ya`ll sleepin, in pajamas on ya momma`s couch
Im freakin, in the Bahamas throwin condoms out
Hold up dogg, these felons aint predicate, Sand castle delicate
Metal spit, and leave em on the field like Everett
I does my own stunts like a Jackie Chan movie
Mismatch belt Prada but the pants Louis
If you aint fam to me then your whole camp sushi
Rockin iceberg when faggots didn`t understand Snoopie
Damn Moulies, chain in commands ran through me
You and ya man uzi slow down like Brand Nubi
Cant do me, grant to me like a man groupie
If that`s the number one pick then he Sam Bowie
And I hate to pull a homi on ya mans
You aint Kid Rock cant box the Tommy with ya hands
Its too easy, I`m feelin like im a cheater
The flow heavy, yours light like a slice of peta
When moms was pregnant she was lightin reefer
In the middle of Alaska I`ll write a heater
Im just cool and ruff hoodie matching my Adidas
Pants wit the permanent wrinkles like I aint iron either
I will make every last one of you guys beleivers
Dudes is all lost that`s my word im playin finders keepers
Treat me like a big brother, slash fifth tucker
Let the cig snuff ya, you a kid fuck ya
Cock AK, may day, listening to Dre Day
Camcord me fucking her mouth somting like Ray J
They like Steve Irwin up against a sting ray
Heat up like Jean Gray when somthing let the beans spray
#4
Posted 15 May 2009 - 09:04 PM
Okay, I realise you dislike me and everything but to compare those two verses is just laughable. Nothing against PDM, I've seen him write some crazy shit, but that verse was obviously written as he was posting, and was meant to be a joke, mine was worked on and made better and is atleast a month old. Bitch please; don't talk about shit you know nothing about.
#7
Posted 15 May 2009 - 11:28 PM
Funny, I don't remember this being a GUY WITH NO LIFE forum. Oh..snap
#9
Posted 15 May 2009 - 11:52 PM
Sea of Time, on May 15 2009, 10:28 PM, said:
Funny, I don't remember this being a GUY WITH NO LIFE forum. Oh..snap
I mean, YOU joined didn't you?
Drizzy Drake, on May 15 2009, 08:04 PM, said:
Nothing against PDM, I've seen him write some crazy ****
#11
Posted 16 May 2009 - 01:50 AM
I think you all lose.
Sorry, we all lose.
But together, which is kinda sweet. ******s.
Sorry, we all lose.
But together, which is kinda sweet. ******s.
#20
Posted 17 May 2009 - 10:34 PM
Do I still think your a virgin or do I think that you are still a virgin? There's a big difference. You said teh first but I think you mean teh second.
#21
Posted 17 May 2009 - 10:38 PM
Shut the fuck up or permaban. Both of you.
Seriously, grow some fucking balls. Move on.
Seriously, grow some fucking balls. Move on.
#23
Posted 18 May 2009 - 07:53 PM
I'm going to slap both you and coz if this goes on much longer. Seriously. If either of you so much as blink in the other's direction (that was a figure of speech of course. This is the internet) I'm putting both of you on mod preview. Permaban you.
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