[Linear]

But the button is suppose to be pressed!

You can't deny condiments such as FAST and ADD and QUOTE.
Condiments. Cheeseburger. Non-wosha fanics.

[Split Infinity]

You're seriously starting to creep me out. CREEP. ME. OUT.

[Linear]

...! *comforts*
Aww...! Don't be scared! Wait - continue to be creeped out! I'm hungry!

[Split Infinity]

Do you think I'm just some ****ing burger for you to eat? Well you're wrong.

[Echo_djinn]

Mars Djinni, on Jan 5 2006, 10:23 PM, said:

Eh, yeah, directed at Split. Lin, you hit the reply button way too fast.

Lin = 2005 Spam Queen

Now how do you think she got into that position without being quick on the draw?

[Linear]

Echo_djinn, on Jan 5 2006, 07:32 PM, said:

Lin = 2005 Spam Queen

Now how do you think she got into that position without being quick on the draw?

^_^ Tee hee! Isn't it cool? *chuckle*

XD HOLY COWS! It doubled in me. o.o very interesting.

[Blue]

Just got back from helping my friend with his car. He has a mid-engine car, so to help redistribute the weight, he put the battery in the front of the car.

[musicman2059]

I think the Spam Clan needs to be revived.

[Neon]

I never thought i'd say this, but I miss the spam forum. The common room just doesn't achieve the same level of insanity =(

[Split Infinity]

What happened to the Spam forum?

[Neon]

This forum was originally called the 'spam forum', and it was basically just a free for all spam-fest.
After a lot of complaints about how pointless the spam forum was and how it was the only section with any posting happening in it, it got changed to the 'common room'. So now it's basically just a less strict version of the off-topic section =\

I was one of the people that b!tched and whinged ><

This post has been edited by Neon: 06 January 2006 - 12:02 AM

[Split Infinity]

There certainly seems to be an awful lot of spam in this topic...

[Neon]

That's this topic. There were 100 topics that were worse than this ;P

Ah, the good ol' days xD [/grandfatherneon]

This post has been edited by Neon: 06 January 2006 - 12:25 AM

[Linear]

I'm in needs of going 'poof' for another five months. XD

[Yuki]

Waddle like the ducks you are.
Now, on your knees
AND MAKE IT SPARKLE

Jollibee! *peace sign*

[Linear]

I hold my dignity for what I'm NOT!

*waddles*

[Yuki]

Yeah! BUT IT DIDN'T SPARKLE!!! *implodes*
So here we are, at the Polar Ice Caps, looking at frozen fish floating races. Go #12!

[Linear]

I'll forget the seals.
._.; *remembers "March of the Penguin" *

[Yuki]

Which Frozen Fish are you rooting for?

*holds up signs that say 'GO #12' and 'GO #15'*
*holds up a 'GO USC' sign*
I'm still rooting for USC .-.;

[Linear]

Ewww for Lakers. >.>;
I ditto to my love for CHEESE.

[Yuki]

GO CLIPPERS AND MINNESOTA TIMBERWOLVES!
BOOSH!
o.o
I hereby announce that I <3 pie :D

[Linear]

...didn't Pie get over-rated?
^ ^ Yare yare. GO PIE!! ( And cheese ).

At times I dislike cheese for it's smell...

[Split Infinity]

You said it, girlfriend! *slaps for no reason*

[Sea of Time]

Especially Blue cheese, is there anyone who actually likes that stuff?

Apple pie kicks ass too.

[Neon]

The worst cheese is that crap they sell off as kids lunch snacks =X.
Every good mother should buy her child plastic for lunch...

[TheEnglishman]

I have no idea what you guys are talking about.

[Blue]

Looks like Linear and Yukichu when off on a spam spree like the kind I've never seen before. Crazy.

[Linear]

...?
Oh, you 'haven't' seen that kind of random before? Hmm...

So the discussion of cheese comes to a close in the hence thought of COWS.

[Yuki]

On that note,
I LIKE BLUE CHEESE
with my chicken strips =)

e.e

Yare Yare! Cows are fun to tip over! n.n
Black, brown, white, blue, purple, green, sky blue and aquamarine
These are the colors Cowses come in n_n

[TheEnglishman]

I'm surronded by random maniacs...

[Blue]

Linear, on Jan 6 2006, 11:32 AM, said:

...?
Oh, you 'haven't' seen that kind of random before? Hmm...

You miss understood me. I said that I've never seen two people make so much spam.

[Yuki]

Great missunderstandings lead to great victories in the circus.

[Sea of Time]

When I first read that I was like WTF?!?!? Now it makes sense. Your wisdom honors us. *bows*

[Someone Else]

I knew what it meant straight away. :P Words to live by, Yuki.

[Sea of Time]

Blue your avie is random.

[Linear]

o.o And for that it shall be. No mourns included.

[Sea of Time]

The block thing is just there saying yo.

[Linear]

There's blocks everywhere...
There's a small rectangle at the right.

And even smaller one with numbers to the left.

BIG RECTANGLES! ^ ^

[Sea of Time]

I'm talking about the only one with eyes O>O

[Linear]

....Oh.

...
Well...same goes for rectangles...

[Mars Djinni]

"Rectangles" is an acronym for... wait, nevermind, I don't feel like saying it.

[Yuki]

WHY CAN'T WE BE FRIENDS?! DD:

because the clowns dug a hole and put pudding in it, THAT'S WHY >(

[Blue]

*Puts Yukichu in a pokeball*
Maybe now we can have a little peace in here.

[Mars Djinni]

Ughh...

[Linear]

Quote on quote on pokeballs and charizards. ^ ^

[Yuki]

Blue, on Jan 6 2006, 06:09 PM, said:

*Puts Yukichu in a pokeball*
Maybe now we can have a little peace in here.

"WE"?!

what we .__.

[Sea of Time]

I can vouch for that. No offense Yuki

[Mars Djinni]

Dun dun dun...

[Eugine]

LOL. We'll have to use a master ball for Yuki, tough one to contain :P

[Yuki]

>.>

Damn straight

[Mars Djinni]

Dun dun dun... um... *You got a Pokemon!* Song

[Echo_djinn]

FTW? YES I said FTW?!?!?!

[Mars Djinni]

Fock the What?

[Elliott]

For the Win

(I looked it up)

Though how it makes sense or is applicable here has got me beat.

This post has been edited by Agatio: 06 January 2006 - 08:54 PM

[Yuki]

What did you mean

"I can vouch for that. No offense Yuki"

I'm stupid, use little words o.o

[Echo_djinn]

Actually I meant to say "fock the what?" but you pointed out the other meaning I seemed to have missed.

[Yuki]

answer my question SOMEBODY x.x

[Linear]

Love_Guardian_Yuki, on Jan 6 2006, 06:59 PM, said:

answer my question SOMEBODY x.x

Sore wa himitsu desu!

XD There. Now quiet in that pokeball.

[Yuki]

yes'm *sits in pokeball and rocks back and forth* >.<

[Mars Djinni]

Yuki achieved a 4th stat of matter o.o

[Yuki]

I did? o.o

Pika! n.n

[Linear]

Good Yuki-san!
Now stay in there until we can use you for something.

[Mars Djinni]

What happens when I store Yuki in my PC?

[Yuki]

o.o

you crush my body into a tiny area
D:

but then again
I'M STUCK IN A POKEBALL x.x

so it would be the same Dx

[Linear]

You'll get Yuki Virus...?

<.< I'm already in torture.

[Yuki]

I don't cause viruseseses

I'm better than a charizard!

D:

[Eugine]

She'll infect it. Warning : Yuki is dangerous to your OS. Never store Yuki - She'st the worst Pokemon virus known. Nurse Joy can't even fix it ^_^

[Linear]

...
*thinks: ' Life is wonderful ' *
...
*shudders*

And we KNOW you are, Yuki-san. Your YUKICHU @.@;; I suppose...ne?

[Eugine]

Damn. Linear beat me to it.

[Yuki]

But Eugine,

I'M BETTER THAN A CHARIZARD!

rawr

[Linear]

Eugine, on Jan 6 2006, 07:17 PM, said:

Damn. Linear beat me to it.

^ ^ *chuckle* Next time when I ain't around.

[Mars Djinni]

oh, joy.

That's exactly my point. Lin always posts ahead of other people meaning to post at the same time XD

[Yuki]

*gets out of pokeball* RAWR you'll never catch me now

*song of freedom plays* :D

[Linear]

Not exactly...
But it's bound to happen again MD. <.<

[Mars Djinni]

It will, especially here.

[Linear]

*random thought*

Stupid 'Staff of Justice'
...
CATCH THAT POKEMON!!

[Yuki]

*forgot staff of justice* .___.

[Linear]

...!
Oh... *grins* ^ ^ Then okay.

*grabs net* >.>

[Yuki]

WAHH *runs away from Lin* ;__;

[Linear]

Instincts are kicking in. ^ ^

And your heading in the wrong direction. >.o!!!

[Mars Djinni]

No one outruns me. *chases after others*

[Linear]

*lassos MD* I hope you didn't use...TIDE for washing your clothes!!

[Blue]

I've been gone, for 30 minutes, and this topic has already grown three more pages!?
Run away Yukichu, run away!

[Yuki]

yay! *watches them being distracted* n.n

[Linear]

oOoOo...
Alright, if Yuki-san is running away...

*pretends to go all dramtic and cries a river, waving a hankey with lights shining at random locations*

FARETHEE WELL! FOR I SHALL SEE YOU IN THE AFTERLIFE!!

...

Ah, wait, wrong scene. *wrong script*

[Blue]

The problem with catching a Yukichu is that it's half physcic, half eletric.

[Linear]

And MY advantage is that we are ... um ... hm ...

Wait, do I care? *doesn't*

*sips a cup of tea*

[Mars Djinni]

Linear, on Jan 6 2006, 08:31 PM, said:

oOoOo...
Alright, if Yuki-san is running away...

*pretends to go all dramtic and cries a river, waving a hankey with lights shining at random locations*

FARETHEE WELL! FOR I SHALL SEE YOU IN THE AFTERLIFE!!

...

Ah, wait, wrong scene. *wrong script*

Need some Tide? n.n;;;;

[Linear]

Mars Djinni, on Jan 6 2006, 07:34 PM, said:

Need some Tide? n.n;;;;

You can't forget to BLEACH

[Mars Djinni]

Hip, hip, Cheerio.

[Linear]

Forget what I said about bleach.
And stick with the TIDE.
Because I dislike Tide..

[Mars Djinni]

^ hates me i.i

[Yuki]

All this time...
Yuki was standing there
Laughing her pikachu butt off
At the silly humans
Who didn't notice
n.n

And you forget that Yukichu is pretty! (just kidding!!!!!)

[Linear]

Mars Djinni, on Jan 6 2006, 07:40 PM, said:

^ hates me i.i

I don't hate you! Don't cry!! *comforts*

@ Yuki: >> I'M A SILLY HUMAN ?!

[Mars Djinni]

n.n;;;;

Yuki, I'm an orange floading miniature dinosaur just for a note n.n

[Linear]

>.> I am ashamed of this pokemon. Dignity isn't as high as it seems anymore. ^_^

[Yuki]

o.o

Fine

i laugh at the guardian, the guy from genada, the priate, and the minature floading orange dinosaur who i call ricey

HAPPY?!

[Mars Djinni]

Dignity's been low here lately.

[Linear]

>.>
Okay, I'll stick with my Guardian status. *Other instincts still at minium due to this* Hm.

Yay for CHEESE that doesn't SMELL BAD.
*hint on caps*

[Yuki]

I'm a barbie girl, in a barbie wooorrrllldddd

o.o

and yes, YOU ARE KEN! *grabs Lin and sticks her in a bowl of chipmunks*

[Mars Djinni]

I don't think I want to know what's plastic in that world.

[Lightning Star]

oooh guess what? if you spill detergent on your pants, then go into a black light room, it'll show up on your pants as a bright white spot. my brother did that, and he spilled it by his crotch, so it looked like he peed his pants XD. but he told me that you can take a rubber stamp, dip it in detergent and stamp your clothes and go into a black light room, and it'll show up, but you can't see it in normal light.

[Yuki]

It's similar to the wives of Beverly Hills

o.o

so you guys abandoned the idea of catching me, right? n.n

[Mars Djinni]

Glow in the dark pee. Facinating.

[Linear]

I'LL RUIN YOUR PLANS IF I NEED A GOOD LAUGH!!!

*grabs Yuki and stuffs her in a pokeball*

[Yuki]

NOO! *grabs Icy* SAVE ME T____T

[Lightning Star]

*totaly oblivious that linear is comming after her* okie doke!

*Takes out ruber penguin and flings it everywhere* Huzzah!

[Linear]

Love_Guardian_Yuki, on Jan 6 2006, 07:58 PM, said:

NOO! *grabs Icy* SAVE ME T____T

But Yuki-san! You were so intended for us to catch you so I took the liberty of doing so!
*high-fives* A kiss to you. ^.^

[Lightning Star]

guess that didn't work.

[Linear]

*holds her hands up as a square at Icy*

Respect the Penguins privacy and their needs of having new children.
Throw seals.

[Mars Djinni]

Ah well. *rolls up sleeves*

I'll bring out a Pokemon I was working on all day! GO JOLIBEE!

*Huge red bee mascot explodes from pokeball*

[Someone Else]

Everyone who likes WD, please stand.

[Yuki]

L
M
A
O

JOLLIBEE! *peace sign* n.n

umm...what attacks does Jollibee do? xDD

[Mars Djinni]

*sits* n.n

[Linear]

>.> You like yourself don't you? STAND UP!

[Mars Djinni]

Flying Spaghetti Monster, burger bash and.... Fry?

[Yuki]

Ube Boba of destruction and Chicken Wing Attack

o.o

n.n

All my filippinos STAND UP!

FLIP PRIDE XD

[Linear]

Love_Guardian_Yuki, on Jan 6 2006, 08:03 PM, said:

L
M
A
O

JOLLIBEE! *peace sign* n.n

umm...what attacks does Jollibee do? xDD

Um...be jolly? If it's a JOLLIBEE!

Or not.

[Lightning Star]

*does a hand stand*

I part-way like you ^_^

they're rubber penguins though! does that mean...oh god, no. nevermind. >.O

[Yuki]

I caught Icy's drift ^_^

*squats* I negativly like you and positively do

[Linear]

My point exactly...SO THROW SEALS!

*1/3 of self stands up* I'm thinking about it. XD! My 'back' hurts.

And... *another 1/3 of herself stands up for the Flip Pride* I'm thinking about that too. My 'back' hurts to that too. ^ ^

[Mars Djinni]

I'm confused now, thanks a lot. @.@

[Someone Else]

I just wanted to see all you's people's reactions. It's something I do when I'm bored. ^_^

AND I DID NOT STEAL THE PICTURE IN MY PROFILE FROM LIZZY MCGUIRE. I see no resemblance in me and Gordo. =P

[Mars Djinni]

Gordo rhymes with Frodo therefore...

[Linear]

Ew... maturity leads to wetting yourself.

[Mars Djinni]

That was not the continuation Iw as looking for :B

[Linear]

Who ever said I was continuing it? *no hint*

[kate]

Okayokay. Slow down, dumb minds at work here. I've missed the last 9 pages, fill me in. And wd yur a frodo look a like if I ever saw one. And wow this topic has a lot of posters. Almost like it's popular or something. Huh. How bout that.

[Someone Else]

First off, doesn't gordo mean fat in Spanish? ^_^ I am NOT fat.

[Linear]

But you have FAT in you!

[kate]

Not necessarily. He could be a skeleton in disguise. Or Harry Potter. It's happened.

[Lightning Star]

woah, gordo, frodo...switch two letters and replace a letter. I still say he looks more like frodo than gordo.

FRODO! O:

OMG kate, you and I have esp or something. thats EXACTLY what I said when I saw him ^_^

This post has been edited by lightningstar: 06 January 2006 - 10:16 PM

[Someone Else]

Linear, on Jan 6 2006, 08:13 PM, said:

But you have FAT in you!

So do you... you're a girl... heh................................ OH SNAP!!!!!!1

[Mars Djinni]

Doesn't he want to be Harry Potter when he grows up?

[Linear]

I felt sad when a korean girl in my class said they did not like magic..
And she says she no like Harry Potter.
o.o oh well.

o.O

[Lightning Star]

never, EVER call a girl FAT. even if she is, NEVER call her fat!

[Someone Else]

No, that was Mathak Kraven.

lightningstar, on Jan 6 2006, 08:17 PM, said:

never, EVER call a girl FAT. even if she is, NEVER call her fat!

That's not what I meant. EH nevermind.

[Linear]

Wind Dude, on Jan 6 2006, 08:15 PM, said:

So do you... you're a girl... heh................................ OH SNAP!!!!!!1

We know your a girl...on the inside.........................OH SNAP YOURSELF!!!1

I take back the praises I have given you. >.>

[Elliott]

If a girl is fat she deserves to be told it.

[Someone Else]

I told you, I didn't mean it like that. >.< Lin you're not fat.

Bah, talk about mood-killers.

[Lightning Star]

no, she doesn't. if a guy calls her fat, he deserves to be told he's a *******.

[Linear]

o.O You never SAID I was fat WD. x_X

[Lightning Star]

feel the love XD

[Mars Djinni]

WD, you *******?

[Someone Else]

lightningstar, on Jan 6 2006, 08:21 PM, said:

no, she doesn't. if a guy calls her fat, he deserves to be told he's a *******.

Then what about a girl telling a guy he's fat? Really, what's the difference?

[Lightning Star]

it looked like he was saying that. so i just incriminated him and made him look like a ...bad person.

[Mars Djinni]

You're fat, WD.

[Someone Else]

Bleah, girls genetically have a little more body fat then guys do. That's all I was saying. But it turned out to be a lame joke anyway so, nevermind.

Mars Djinni, on Jan 6 2006, 08:23 PM, said:

You're fat, WD.

P.H. fat, MD. P.H. fat.

[Mars Djinni]

Hmmm... n.n

[Linear]

Taking about 'fat' is starting to make me want eat something.

And oh well to the freedom of speech! *Waves a burned flag*

[Chrono]

Wind Dude, on Jan 6 2006, 11:22 PM, said:

Then what about a girl telling a guy he's fat? Really, what's the difference?

Most guys don't really bother with their appearance, while girls nowadays are obsessed with it.

[kate]

Okayokayokay. Let's slow down again. Because I remain stupid.

1. No one's fat here. Well, maybe you are, but we'll just shove you to a corner (kidding! don't kill me!)

2. Agatio! You scare the **** out of me! why can't you have happy bunny avatars?? but not the real happy bunny. Like a rainbow bunny. Yeah.

[Mars Djinni]

Phat.

[Elliott]

Being overweight is enteiry the fault of the person. It's like calling someone an idiot for cutting off their arm. They chose to do that just like someone chose to be overweight. There are countless organisations for losing weight, and just as many places that can sell healthy food and reccomend healthy food. With all these things around it is impossible for someone to be overweight not by choice.

[Mars Djinni]

*points to Alberta*

[Elliott]

****! This topic goes to fast for me!

[Someone Else]

Unless they have really slow metabolisms.

[Mars Djinni]

That's how we got 1000 pages before ^_^

[Elliott]

kate, on Jan 7 2006, 04:25 PM, said:

2. Agatio! You scare the **** out of me! why can't you have happy bunny avatars?? but not the real happy bunny. Like a rainbow bunny. Yeah.

I love macabre things.

[kate]

Oh you are going down b**** you had to take it to far. Do not diss the ladies of Alberta. You just hate us cause we are filthy rich. JEALOUS!!!

OOO who's bringing the heat now?

[Elliott]

Wind Dude, on Jan 7 2006, 04:27 PM, said:

Unless they have really slow metabolisms.

Even then excercise and eating right can more than combat that.

[Lightning Star]

welcome to the spam forum (otherwise stupidly named the common room)

[Mars Djinni]

o.o;

[Lightning Star]

and what if someone doesn't feel like changing their lifestyle to fit in with the stupid rules of society? huh HUH? ^_^

[Someone Else]

^ XD

[Elliott]

lightningstar, on Jan 7 2006, 04:28 PM, said:

welcome to the spam forum (otherwise stupidly named the common room)

Re-naming it was supposed to combat the retards who live to spam and make it a more fun and relaxed rather than chaotic and senseless.

[Someone Else]

LET'S SEE IF WE CAN GET TO PAGE 655!!!

[kate]

Macabre is cool. You however are scary. Have you ever even tried happy bunnies?? HMMMM?? Why don't you revolutionize it with happy bunnies. Everyone will think you're cool then. Well maybe only me. But does anyone else really matter? Really?

[Linear]

x_X THE FIRE IS!

x.x now that you guys suddenly got me thinking about food, the word comes: high/low metabolism.

[Elliott]

lightningstar, on Jan 7 2006, 04:28 PM, said:

and what if someone doesn't feel like changing their lifestyle to fit in with the stupid rules of society? huh HUH? ^_^

Well then be it on their own head to create uneeded limitations on themselves, damage their looks and health, and get called fat. It's their own fault isn't it?

[Mars Djinni]

We're on a roll here.

[Someone Else]

LET'S SEE IF WE CAN GET TO PAGE 655!!!

[Elliott]

kate, on Jan 7 2006, 04:29 PM, said:

Macabre is cool. You however are scary. Have you ever even tried happy bunnies?? HMMMM?? Why don't you revolutionize it with happy bunnies. Everyone will think you're cool then. Well maybe only me. But does anyone else really matter? Really?

I don't like happy things. They put me in a stupid mood.

[Mars Djinni]

you just said that.

[Lightning Star]

It is. but you don't have to put your offensive labels on them. no one does. leave em be, I say.

[Elliott]

The faster this topic gets to 10,000 replies the faster it gets closed.
And then I suppose a new one takes its place.

This post has been edited by Agatio: 06 January 2006 - 10:31 PM

[Someone Else]

LET'S SEE IF WE CAN GET TO PAGE 655!!!

[Lightning Star]

wow, there were 4 post between mine and the one i was replying to. now thats fast. ^_^

[kate]

OOO diss. Why are we insulting fat people again? I thought that the new politically correct goal was to make everyone unisex and identical so that no one can ever have a seperate thought or anything that makes them different. So no individualism!!! shut your face holes..

[Lightning Star]

hyuk dur...

[Elliott]

lightningstar, on Jan 7 2006, 04:30 PM, said:

It is. but you don't have to put your offensive labels on them. no one does. leave em be, I say.

Go right ahead, if someone is going to willingly damage their health then they deserve whatever comes their way.

[Someone Else]

Are we at page 655 yet?

[Elliott]

Wind Dude, on Jan 7 2006, 04:32 PM, said:

Are we at page 655 yet?

Page 245 for me.

[Lightning Star]

oki doke. i give up. you call em fat, i call them "efficient" ^_^

[Someone Else]

DAYUM, you must view billions of posts in one page. It's 653 for me.

[Mars Djinni]

Whooooooo. We got a lot of work to do, folks.

[Linear]

What's special of pg. 655? x_x

[Someone Else]

It's an odd number.

AND it has a 5 in it. The numbers 5 and any number with a 0 at the end are special.

This post has been edited by Wind Dude: 06 January 2006 - 10:34 PM

[kate]

I think he does because he a super awesome post genius or something. I mean damn that's alot of posts. and how are fat people efficient? are they stocking up for hibernation or something?

[Lightning Star]

XD this is funny

"You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is. "

-Ellen DeGeneres

[Mars Djinni]

it's where your dreams come true.

[kate]

You make no sense. I love it.

[Mars Djinni]

EDIT: So many peopel....posting D:

[Linear]

Besides that 655 is an odd number........
Trail off.

[Mars Djinni]

my edit was no edit anymore o.o

[Lightning Star]

their bodies store energy incase they need it later. they don't need it later, so it gets stored as fat. hence, their bodies are efficient ^_^

This post has been edited by lightningstar: 06 January 2006 - 10:35 PM

[Mars Djinni]

I have a Hard-knock life o.o

[Lightning Star]

I knock on joo. joo are wood. yes, you have a hard life ^_^

[Mars Djinni]

Oy, vey.

[Someone Else]

*chugs down some beer*

*hic* I love you guys...

But I love blondes more... hee hee