[Someone Else]

I'm sure you guys know how this works. Put something in the vending machine, next poster decides what you get and also puts something in, and so on.

I put a vending machine in the vending machine.

[Mallick]

You get a vending machine in miniature.


I put a Gibson SG into the vending machine.

[Caael]

You get Eric Clapton during his Cream phase

I put Pendulum in the vending machine

[Legolastom]

You get a grandfather clock out of the vending machine.

I put a bomb attached to a small man in the vending machine.

[Caael]

You get a slightly charred limb and giblets


I put a penis cupcake in the vending machine

[Mallick]

You get an anus brownie.

I insert a wheelchair into the vending machine.

[Caael]

You get a vegetable (cwutidid)

I insert Mike Babcock (moar liek gagcock) into the vending machine

[I'm Always BROKE]

You get PDM

I insert my penis into the vending machine

[Mallick]

You get genital warts.


I insert cedar shavings into the vending machine.

[Legolastom]

You get a cat and some sweets.

I insert the vending machine into the vending machine.

[Golden Legacy]

You get irony.

I insert a copy of Golden Sun into the vending machine.

[Sea of Time]

You get a "Thank you much!"

I insert a Justin Bieber CD into the vending machine.

[Someone Else]

You get a horde of angry fangirls on your ass for putting his CD in a vending machine.

I insert $1.50

[Mallick]

You get a caramilk bar.

I put John Freeman into the vending machine. [I better get science, ******s.]

[Thanatos]

You get science....unfortunately.

I put WoW into the vending machine.

[Legolastom]

You get freezes every 2 minutes.

I put a man who might do science at any moment into the vending machine.

[Toasty]

You get a crowbar.

I put Miley Cyrus in the vending machine.

[Golden Legacy]

You get deaf.

I insert a slice of pizza into the vending machine.

[Toasty]

You get constipation.

I insert a generic dairy product

[Mallick]

You get a bad case of gas.


I insert a 27" CRT into the vending machine.

[Toasty]

You get a three inch e-penis

I insert 3 inch e-penis

[Ironsight]

You get a 1.5 inch e-penis.

I insert freshly-clipped toenails.

[Legolastom]

You get an ingrown toenail.

I insert a time travelling Eldritch abomination.

[Ironsight]

You get Z̛̯̦̗̻̰̜͍̰̘̜̪̮̞̺̠͖̠̽̿̔ͯ͐̄̐̈́̅͂͆͋̄ͩ̂͌̕ͅĀ̓̉̋͐ͨ̅̇͗̓̄͜͢͏͎̻̯L͓̼̳̩͙̤̘͖̥̘̫͓͓̰̫̺̹͓ͫ̔̂͊̄ͩ̚͜͜G͗̃ͦ̽̓̆̋̊̐ͨ̔̂͂̋̀͘͏̻̜̗̝͓͕̻̻͟͠Ȍ̢̡̯͎͙͓̳̜͍̻͕͈̖͙̺̖̣̱̻̜͂͗ͨ́́̚

I̔̈́̑̏̆ͪ̐̒ͪ̿̂́͐̇͞҉̶̠͓͙̭̦͔͡͞ ̶̢̢̫̭͉̖̤̼͈̠͐̊ͮ͐͑͌ͭ̋͆͟͠Iͯͦ̃̈̓̔̈́ͪ̈́̈̄̇ͯ͂̈́̇͗͏̗͉̱͚̬̮̰͙̹͚̣̀Nͫ̏͆ͭ̑ͯ͂̍̚͏̸̕͏͖̗̙̙͕̗̺͈̪͡Ş̧͇̮͚ͥͫͤ̃͊ͯͦ͋ͨͤ͟͢Ė̵̗̗̱̯̲̟̻̘̹͕̣̬̞͓̙̈́ͬͩͦͩͧ̃ͩͪ̐͐͢Ŗ̵͍̠̦̯̖̹͙̰̳̤͕̩͐̎͐̆́ͦͭ́͜͡Ţ̸̗͔̲̱̝̪̫͇̯̬̳̳̣̥̦̬͙̾̅ͦͪ̉̆̽̈́̒̎̃̋͋̊̑ͨͧ̔́͟ͅ ͯ͂̏ͧ̑̈͛̾ͭͭ͏͝͏̩̯̫͓̮̰̪̲̣̬͚͍̗̦̼̱Y̅̍̋͋͑̎͌̎̃҉̢̻͔̟͚̗̭̕͝O̟̼̤̭̬̥͇͍̱͎̤̺͍̬̬͑ͫͨ̿͢͝͠U̸ͦ̍̉͛ͨ͑̅ͥ̓ͬ̍ͯ̑̎̚͏̴̢͔̪͙͖͖̙̲̰͍R͓̤͔̟͓̬̦͖̼͙ͦ͂̌̔ͩ̿̐̐̽͝ ̧͉͇̟̯͓̪̜̱͓͓̩͕͍̹̳͗̆ͧ̋̿̒̓̌ͨ̀͡S̸̥̺̼̹͓̞̻̠̱̓̅̀ͣͪ͜ͅͅA̛̖̜̫̹̤̣̯̮̤̣ͨ̇ͫ̈̒̉̈́̎̽̑͆͟͟ͅͅṈ̯͚͇̝̯̩̣̼̖̓̊̽̍͋̍̅̉̆́͜I̸̷̱̼̞͖͐̀̊ͦͬT̤̣̰̤̩̘̈ͩ̔̂ͯͩ̈ͦͦ̾ͮ͐̔̃̆̍̚͘͘ͅY̧̪̥͇̥̟̺̻̰͖͓̜̺̖̑̎ͪ̐̍̿̍ͬ̈̏̽ͧ̄̈́̅ͪͭͨ͛̀́͠ͅͅ

[Mallick]

>implying I'm sane.

I insert a lightbulb into the vending machine.

[Legolastom]

You get yoga fire.

I insert WOMBO COMBO into the vending machine.

[Toasty]

You get a hard dick

I insert rad techno beetz

[Mallick]

You receive a proper definition of good music.


I insert an unmarked, sealed envelope into the vending machine.

[Golden Legacy]

You get an arrest.

I insert a Dell laptop computer into the vending machine.

[Toasty]

You get a you get a flaming bag of sewage.

I insert a quantum box

[Mallick]

You get a cat. Maybe.

I insert a hypercube into the vending machine.

[Someone Else]

You get a hypercycle back.

I insert Red Dead Redemption

[Legolastom]

You get GTA4 with Horses.

I insert Fallout 3.

[Caael]

You get radiation poisoning

I insert some glasses.

[Legolastom]

You do not get the desired response.

I insert a mighty fine man.

[Toasty]

You get a mighty fine woman

I insert Chuck. Norris, that is.

[Moonear]

Toasty, on May 26 2010, 05:16 PM, said:

You get a mighty fine woman

I insert Chuck. Norris, that is.

You get a roundhouse kick to the face.

I insert a penguin wielding a small machine gun.

[Lemontime]

You get antarctica on fire.

I insert a weighted companion cube into the vending machine.

[Someone Else]

You get an annoying running gag.

I insert a tranny hooker

[Toasty]

You get a night you'll never forget.

I insert a hit single by the Backstreet Boys.

[Caael]

You want get it that way

I insert an economics exam

[Golden Legacy]

You get an F.

I insert a pair of skis into the vending machine.

[Moonear]

Golden Legacy, on Jun 6 2010, 04:24 PM, said:

You get an F.

I insert a pair of skis into the vending machine.

You get a mishap that involves loud yodeling and an avalanche.

I insert a Neil Patrick Harris.

[Toasty]

You get coz!

Inserts a sappy love drama

[Blue]

Toasty, on Jun 7 2010, 12:44 AM, said:

You get coz!

Inserts a sappy love drama

You get When Harry met Sally

I insert a Dreamcast.

[Moonear]

You get semen.

I insert a horrific nightmare.

[Wild Fox]

You get Heidi Montag's latest music video.

I insert a Jack Russel Terrier....

[Mallick]

you get a headache.

i insert a plea to the heavens for some cooler weather

[Blue]

You get Arizona. Damn that vending machine is an ass...

I insert my broken ass RX-7

[Mallick]

The vending machine spits out a note that says, "MAZDA LOL!" You're right, it is an ass.

I insert a fidgety alarm clock.

[Blue]

Mike Babcock, on Jun 24 2010, 06:03 PM, said:

The vending machine spits out a note that says, "MAZDA LOL!" You're right, it is an ass.

I insert a fidgety alarm clock.

xD
The machine pops out your date of birth on a calendar.
I insert my sleepiness.

[Golden Legacy]

You get economics class.

I insert a demo copy of Golden Sun: Dark Dawn into the vending machine.

[Blue]

Golden Legacy, on Jun 24 2010, 11:18 PM, said:

You get economics class.

I insert a demo copy of Golden Sun: Dark Dawn into the vending machine.

Gah! I hate that class!
The machine spits out a... WHY ISNT IT OUT YET!?
I insert my sadness for not having GS:DD yet. D:

[Wild Fox]

You get the world's smallest violin.

I insert a margarita...

[Blue]

You get a hangover, in a hotel room you've never seen, next to a man you've never met. xD

I insert...
One million dollars!

[Legolastom]

You get the molestation of a lifetime.

I insert a flaming copy of Golden Sun: Future light.

[Blue]

You get a toasty 4DS
I insert a Harkins cup.

[Golden Legacy]

You get an old tire.

I insert a Nintendo DS into the vending machine.

[Toasty]

You get a freaking indestructible tank

I insert a DS lite