Family Guy
#1
Posted 03 July 2005 - 10:10 PM
Anyway, I recently bought season 2 on DVD for my brother's birthday, and I loved it so much (watched it twice through) that I went out and bought season 1 today. I just love everything about this show. The characters are all unique and hillarious in their own way (especially Stewie, Chris and Peter), and it remains funny without becoming another trashy smut sitcom like a lot of other shows. I'm sure quite a few people here watch this show as well, so what are your thoughts? Have any quotes, or just want to discuss, this is the topic for everything Family Guy.
Favourite Quote for me is Quagmire's: "alright"
#2
Posted 03 July 2005 - 10:14 PM
Stewie is my fav. Stewie and Brian together are hilarous.
Brian-Swing and a miss.
#3
Posted 03 July 2005 - 10:28 PM
"I'm not really a man, I'm, a woman. I'm not really a woman, I'm, a horse. I'm not really a horse, I'm, a broom" *broom falls to the floor*.
"So what, it's a secret tunnel like in hogan's heroes, wanna fight about it?"
"Hehe, brown is the colour of poop!" - Chris
"Uh, I'm Neptune,. I sink ships and conjour up storms..." - Peter
"No you're not, I am, and you know nothing of my work" - Neptune
^ All classics.
#4
Posted 04 July 2005 - 12:00 AM
Famous guy-Cut it short and tint it green, the colour of money.
Chris-And boogers!
Brian-Face it Peter you've always been jealous of other men talking to your wife.
Some singer-This is to all the ladies out there.
*Peter comes running up the asile for about 6 seconds and hits him in the face*
Brian-Peter you've always been competitive.
*Playing checkers*
Brian-King me
Peter-Uhh look a dinosuar
*Grabs checkers throws into boot of car, drives of a cliff then shoots the petrol tank*
Peter-Ok heres another one, why do women have boobs? So you got something to look at while your talking to em
Random people-Yea thats what their for
*Some random lady(Sarah) walks in*
Lady-You telling jokes? I love jokes
Peter-Ok then your gonna love this one, why do women have boobs? So you got something to look at while your talking to em.
So you got something to look at while your talking to em
So you got something to look
*Lady has horrifed look on her *
*Peter opens the door to MR.Weeds office
Peter-You wanted to see me MR.Weed?
MR.Weed-Peter this is MRS.Ironbox.
MRS.Ironbox-Peter i represent Sarah, your being sued for Sexual Harrasment.
Peter-Sarah Sarah, oh is that the one we videotaped taking a dump?
*Blank looks*
Peter-What?
#5
Posted 04 July 2005 - 12:59 PM
watch, on Jul 3 2005, 11:14 PM, said:
I am also a huge fan of this show ( I have seen every episode, except yesterdays :) ) I have watched every episode and I have memorized most of the lines to it. ( I know, it may sound like I have no life)
#6
Posted 04 July 2005 - 04:03 PM
It has been delayed again.
#7
Posted 04 July 2005 - 05:08 PM
Lois: On no
Chris: Oh no
Meg: Oh no
Stewie: Oh no
Crazy jug guy: *smashes through a wall* OH YEAH!!!
Me and my brother were in hysterics after that.
Quagmire: Hey Peter, wanna play drink the beer?
Peter: Yeah sure *drinks beer*
Peter: What do I win?
Quagmire: Another beer!
Classic.
#9
Posted 04 July 2005 - 07:29 PM
#10
Posted 04 July 2005 - 08:26 PM
"Grandpa's ears are like an enchanted forest"-Chris
"no their not"-Lois
*zooms in on granpa griffin's ear, little tiny people are inside it.
And anything with the evil monkey...
ROCK LOBSTER!
#11
Posted 05 July 2005 - 02:11 PM
#12
Posted 08 July 2005 - 12:03 PM
#13
Posted 08 July 2005 - 12:09 PM
Oh yeah, I love futurama.
#14
Posted 08 July 2005 - 06:37 PM
Agatio, on Jul 4 2005, 06:08 PM, said:
ah man I remember that episode. Even reading the quote makes me laugh. Also the crazy jug guy is called Cooliad(Sp?) or something like that. After he busts in everyone gives him a WTF stare and he slowly walks away. That has to be the best animated jokes I have ever seen.
#15
Posted 08 July 2005 - 06:50 PM
Peter: I'd say "come again", and then I'd laugh because I said come
^ That quote is kind of ruined when you type it though.
Chris: It's partly an expression of my teenage angst, but most it's a moo cow!
And the episode "Death is a b*tch is hillarious :agitated:
I really have to get my hands on season 3 now...
#16
Posted 08 July 2005 - 07:50 PM
Agatio, on Jul 4 2005, 06:08 PM, said:
Lois: On no
Chris: Oh no
Meg: Oh no
Stewie: Oh no
Crazy jug guy: *smashes through a wall* OH YEAH!!!
Me and my brother were in hysterics after that.
Quagmire: Hey Peter, wanna play drink the beer?
Peter: Yeah sure *drinks beer*
Peter: What do I win?
Quagmire: Another beer!
Classic.
The crazy jug guy is the mascot of a north american based brand of juice; Kool Aid. The wierd dude is seen in their commercials saying "Oooooooooooooooooooh Yeeeaah!"
#17
Posted 09 July 2005 - 09:02 PM
Golden Djinn13, on Jul 8 2005, 01:09 PM, said:
Lol, king of the hill has alot of Texan humor. lol I don't think it's even made by Texans, heh.
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That's one of my favorite episodes.
#18
Posted 10 July 2005 - 09:56 AM
#19
Posted 10 July 2005 - 06:01 PM
Lois: No, why...?
*Peter pushes her down the stairs*
That's a great episode :rolleyes:
#20 Guest_Jack_*
Posted 10 July 2005 - 06:21 PM
Keanu Reeves: He comes and goes.
This might be spamming (because I'm advertising) but you can find some great laughs at familyguyquotes.com.
#21
Posted 10 July 2005 - 08:03 PM
meg: No one likes me
Peter: Well that's because you act like your self. just be what you think everyone wants you to be.
#22
Posted 11 July 2005 - 12:05 PM
#23
Posted 27 July 2005 - 05:28 PM
*The Griffins in a boat race*
Louis's dad in his own boat: LOSERS!!!!!
Peter: What did he say?
*louis's dad throws a cell phone into Peter's Boat(Which is his bathtub)*
Louis's dad: I said you where a loser.
Peter: Who is this?
*same concept*
Peter: Ahh man where slowing down. Quick take off your clothes!!
Peter: We still need more speed.
*throws Megan out of the boat*
Louis: We love you Meg!!!
#24
Posted 27 July 2005 - 07:12 PM
Peter: Oh my god, Brian, there's a message in my Alphabits! It says, 'Oooooooo...'
Brian: Peter, those are Cheerios.
I couldn't remember all te shows peter was saying in one episode, so i found a site with the quote.
Peter: Everybody I've got bad news. We've been cancelled.
Lois: Oh no Peter! How could they do that?
Peter: Well unfortuantely Lois, there's just no more room on the schedule. We just gotta accept the fact that FOX has to make room for terrific shows like Dark Angel, Titus, Undeclared, Action, That 80's Show, Wonder Falls, Fast Lane, Andy Richter Controls The Universe, Skin, Girl's Club, Cracking Up, The Pitts, Firefly, Get Real, Freaky Links, Wanda At Large, Costello, The Lone Gunman, A Minute with Stan Hooper, Normal Ohio, Pasadena, Harsh Realm, Keen Eddy, The Street, American Embassy, Cedric The Entertainer, The Tick, Louie, And Greg The Bunny....
Lois: Is there no hope?
Peter: Well I suppose if ALL those shows go down the tubes we might have a shot.
NOTE: For all of you who don't know, all of those shows are the ones that were canelled and went down the tubes, lol.
#26
Posted 28 July 2005 - 11:27 PM
Echo_djinn, on Jul 27 2005, 06:28 PM, said:
*The Griffins in a boat race*
Louis's dad in his own boat: LOSERS!!!!!
Peter: What did he say?
*louis's dad throws a cell phone into Peter's Boat(Which is his bathtub)*
Louis's dad: I said you where a loser.
Peter: Who is this?
*same concept*
Peter: Ahh man where slowing down. Quick take off your clothes!!
Peter: We still need more speed.
*throws Megan out of the boat*
Louis: We love you Meg!!!
Who's Louis? And why does he have an S after the '?
Peter: So uhh, Mr. Pewterschmidt, the big race is tomorrow eh? Bet you're gonna need some strapping men to help you with your boat.
Mr. Pewterschmidt: Are you calling me anubis?
Peter: No. No. I just; I just thought you might want some extra seamen on your poopdeck.
Stewie: [speaking to a Latina maid] So which of the Latin countries are you from: the one with the civil war, the one with the cocaine, or the one with the fancy hats?
#27
Posted 30 July 2005 - 03:48 AM
I probably paraphrased that cause I don't really remember it all that well and I'm not obsessed enough to go to a quote site. :)
#28
Posted 31 July 2005 - 09:12 AM
Everyone remember the episode where peter meets that role model of his after he looses a job? The Knight at some festival... Anyways, I thought that one was great.
#29
Posted 01 August 2005 - 08:54 AM
*On a stage in prison*
Peter: HELLO CLEVELAND!!
Cleveland: Hello Peter.
Peter: Ready guys. One...Two...Three.............OMG we don't know any songs.
#30
Posted 04 August 2005 - 03:05 PM
Lois: Peter,why are we stopped?
Peter: Yeah, I'll have three cheeseburgers...
Lois: Peter for God's sakes she's havin' a baby!
Peter: Oh that's right...and a kid's meal... and uh,I, I guess I'll have fries...if I have fries is anyone else gonna have any? Cuz,uh I don't wanna be the only one eatin' them... I'll feel like a fatty.
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Vacuum repairman: There you go, all fixed. Turns out a half-eaten meatball was clogging up the intake.
Peter: Oh. Well, did you save it?
Vacuum repairman: Uh, no.
Peter: You save the Queen.
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Meg: I just want to kill myself I'm gonna go upstairs and eat a whole bowl of peanuts.
(Lois and Peter stare in silence)
Meg: I'm allergic to peanuts.
(Peter and Lois keep staring)
Meg: You dont know anything about me. (runs upstairs)
Peter: Who was that guy?
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and this one is a very recent one, but ridiculously hilarious nonetheless
Peter: (Grabs the microphone at a fast food restaurant) Attention restaurant customers: Testicles. That is all.
#31
Posted 05 August 2005 - 02:49 PM
#32
Posted 05 August 2005 - 02:52 PM
Joe: "PULL Lois!"
Lois(struggling): "I can't. You're too heavy"
Joe: "Come on! think of me as one of your children"
(Joe's hand is slipping, Lois is about to let go)
Joe: "NOT MEG!! NOT MEG!!"
(Lois pulls Joe to safety)
#35
Posted 10 August 2005 - 09:49 AM
I watch Family Guy around twice, it's just not my type of shows to watch. Alot of people like it though.
#36
Posted 10 August 2005 - 09:51 AM
#38
Posted 12 August 2005 - 02:13 PM
I think my favorite episode is any one that puts all emphasis on Stewie. Why? Because Stewie's just plain cool. I got a shirt with Stewie sayin' "you are under my control."
#39
Posted 14 August 2005 - 04:49 PM
#40
Posted 17 August 2005 - 06:42 PM
#41
Posted 17 August 2005 - 06:59 PM
1-Peter
2-Stewie
3-Brian (or however it's spelled)
#42
Posted 18 August 2005 - 06:34 PM
Stewie has those comments taht everyone loves, and Peter's so dumb... it's brilliant!
#43
Posted 19 August 2005 - 03:24 PM
#44
Posted 20 August 2005 - 03:50 PM
#45
Posted 21 August 2005 - 08:28 AM
#46
Posted 22 August 2005 - 09:47 PM
#47
Posted 22 August 2005 - 10:19 PM
#48
Posted 01 September 2005 - 07:24 PM
#49
Posted 05 January 2006 - 02:07 PM
It's HiLARIOUS!
http://funny.free-gamer.ru/funny/flash/Stewie_Drunk/Stewie_Drunk.jpg
Watch... Watch.. I'm gonna jump... From here.. To my high-chair..
Watch.. Watch.. You'regonnamissit! You'regonnamissit! -Jumps and smashes head on high-chair-..
OH MY GOD.. That was.. Oh.. Look at this gash on my leg.. Ooh.. Yeeeah!
http://www.riotvideo.com/videoimages/852475237542357327.png
"You're drunk"
"You're SEXY".
Heh..
Heh.. You gotta see this movie. So many great jokes.. ;D
It's called Stewie Griffin, The untold story.
Someone might have posted about it.. But I skipped a few pages..
#50
Posted 05 January 2006 - 03:07 PM
#51
Posted 05 January 2006 - 07:06 PM
Series>Movie.
#52
Posted 06 January 2006 - 08:06 AM
#53
Posted 06 January 2006 - 08:28 AM