[Nemphtis]

Hi, I was recently browsing the internet when I found your topic. <_< I then decided I'd reply with abuse. And here I am, Anubis among a bunch of Nintendo fanboys abusing you. :silence: I feel like a God here. It scares you, biatch.

Oh, and welcome.

[Elliott]

Once you've been here a while you will get used to Anubis' lame and unfunny abusive posts (which is pretty much every post he makes). Welcome and hope you stay active I'm sure once you get over the wankers you will enjoy this place.

[Nemphtis]

The irony that I was voted funniest member yet get remarks about not being funny. I like it!

I'm the lord of this house, old-skool British style. Respect me, I'll respect you. Hate on me, and you'll become another Agatio.

[Nemphtis]

That's good, I forgot to mention that the first step of becoming a God is not to be a Nintendo fanboy. Post regularly, try to be original without being someone you're not, once you settle down after a few weeks you'll like this place. First-timers always find it hard since I make their life a misery but lucky for you I'll be gone for a few months soon so you can prepare for when I return.

[Echo_djinn]

Welcome.

The guy just came in and already he as been chatting it up with a couple of GSSF old timers.

*Finds out Halowary is a male* Damn.

[Nemphtis]

Well, it's best if we get it on now than later. After all, this is the official GSSF welcome now. Abuse first, welcome later. Besides, this process helps Anubis seperate the men from the boys, and find future Anubis Cult members to aid him in his world domination as a bonus.

Oh and did I mention to the fresh meat, here are the rules: http://www.goldensun-syndicate.net/forum/i...?act=boardrules read them, respect them. Naturally none of those rules apply to me, but you're fresh meat, and you must obey those, or the uptight enforcers of this world will zap you with their Warn-Cannons, causing you to enter a trance where you're stuck on an island full of men.

[Nemphtis]

We're all ****ing crazy, get over it. The longer you stay, the more you lose your mind! I see dead people!

[Echo_djinn]

How am I insane?

[Nemphtis]

You're crazy for Nintendo, I'm crazy in general. There's a difference you nasty fanboy.

Anyway, let me give you a brief rundown on our members;

Anubis: God
Max: God's Admin
Nick: God's Admin's Slave
Agatio: The Thing
Moderators: The most uptight members are selected and an elite force for crime-fighting is formed.
Girls: God's Angels
Boys: God's Minions
Newbies: Future Cult Members / Future/Current Nintendo Fanboys
Spammers: With Good comes Evil. But if I am Evil they must be Good... So I have to be Good in order to call them Evil for spamming.

If you got a problem, keep whining about it in the feedback forum until someone tells you to shut up, or you can PM Max, Nick1Presta or any of the moderators. Or you can PM me and I can abuse you and deny it when you tell anyone.

Most of the members here have been around for a long time, and thus they are really bored and will gladly help you just so they have something to do, be sure to make many new topics as we depend on members to keep this place alive after all.

[Yuki]

HaloWary, on Jan 22 2006, 03:39 PM, said:

(What a weirdo...) <_< Er, hi... :silence:

You forget, we can read what you're writing v.v

Welcome

[Yuki]

Go to the Common Room, and if you don't, you'll find yourself giving into it soon enough v.v

[Someone Else]

Anubis, on Jan 22 2006, 04:22 PM, said:

Spammers: With Good comes Evil. But if I am Evil they must be Good... So I have to be Good in order to call them Evil for spamming.

Soooo. *blink* You think spamming is good?

Well okay then.


Welcome. Don't think too hard/hate on Anubis, most newbies do at the beginning but tend to love him in the end, pray to god not in the homo kind of way. That would plain wrong. God would hate you, apparently. Plain taboo. God I love that word.

[Nemphtis]

Yeah, if it's a bit of a spammy subject just make a topic in the common room. Don't visit it too much though, it's the lowest section of the GSSF community, it's where the non-contributing members and hobo's always hang out at.

[Echo_djinn]

I am a Nintendo fanboy? I have only two systems. My Xbox and my sister's GC. You should play some GC games before you start hating on the GC.

[Someone Else]

I think he has.

Although as he would say, the Game Cube is still the "G@y Cube".

Hey HaloWary, do you like Halo?

This post has been edited by Wind Dude: 22 January 2006 - 06:57 PM

[Someone Else]

Yup he's a Ninty Fanboy.

It's okay, boy, it'll all be alright... as long as... oh crap, there's Anubis!

Run, boy, run! Run and you might make it! DDD:

Just kidding. But seriously, everyone's a Nintendo Fanboy at some point. I was at one time. ;D

[Nemphtis]

You probably hear that from Nintendo fanboys. Although to be honest I don't think there are alot of amazing games on the Xbox anyway, but either way I believe hte GC is just as bad when it comes to providing a number of great games.

Let's face it, the PS2's game lineup dominates us. It has RE4, which is the best GC game of the year. Meaning the best GC game of the year is on the PS2, meaning the PS2 out-games the GC this year.

Also, I own every major console out there. It's why I have a job. I used to have a DS too, but mini-Anubis tossed it down the balcony and it died a horrible death. Megadrive, Master System, NES, SNES, NeoGeo, GB, GBC, GBA, GBM, GBSP, PS1, PSX, PS2, Xbox, PSP, I pretty much own every major console, from retro to next gen. The are a few retro consoles I need for my collection still, but at the end of the day I have nearly all of the major retro console and many of the non-major consoles/handhelds out there. At the moment I'm trying to get my hands on a WonderSwan. So, when I call you guys fanboys, it's not because I don't have Nintendo products, it's because I have them but dislike the games lineup they offer 90% of the time.

[Someone Else]

This is one of my favorite fanboy jokes (about the Hot Coffee mod in GTA: SA):

PS2 and Xbox fanboys: This is the closest thing I will get to having sex...

Game Cube fanboy: This the closest thing I will get to having sex lol! Oh, wait...

This post has been edited by Wind Dude: 22 January 2006 - 09:13 PM

[Nemphtis]

Here's a good one;

Why did the Nintendo fanboys refuse to cross the road?

Because Anubis was waiting on the other side with a meat cleaver.

Biatch.

[pHantOm]

....Welcome lol.

Anubis is just well....a nub LOL. Just ignore him, although it is very funny when he rapes every member thats new. <_<

[Nemphtis]

Indeed Anubis is a nub, but then again this begs the question; if your God is a nub, what does that make you since you are a lesser lifeform than your God. A nublet? Who knows. Either way, whatever your God is, you must be something worse at the end of the day. How frustrating, eh.

Yes, isn't it fun when I play with the new people? See, the way I look at it is that if they were lame enough to leave, it means that sooner or later they would leave anyway. If a little thing like one user makes someone leave the forum, who knows what childish reasons that user would leave for in future if this didn't make him leave first. I am merely weeding out the weak cells so only the strong ones are allowed in. Mehehehehe.

I hope I didn't scare the little guy though, I kind of liked this one but oh well.

[TheEnglishman]

Welcome new guy. Don't get scared away.

[Neo]

Anubis said:

If you got a problem, keep whining about it in the feedback forum until someone tells you to shut up, or you can PM Max, Nick1Presta or any of the moderators.

Anubis said:

A nublet?

Ha, call me an idiot, but I can see why he got voted most funny XD. That first one cracked me up, seriously.


Anyway, welcome!

[Eugine]

Welcome to the forums. Hope you stick around.

[Julian]

heh.
Welcome welcome, hope you have fun.
I'm a PS2 fanboy =D

[Nemphtis]

Me111, on Jan 23 2006, 05:25 PM, said:

Welcome new guy. Don't get scared away.

A bit too late to tell him that, he ran for the hills.

I blame Hitler.

[pHantOm]

Anubis, on Jan 24 2006, 07:01 AM, said:

I blame Hitler.

Same. <_<

Good Job Anubis

[TheEnglishman]

Anubis, on Jan 24 2006, 12:01 PM, said:

I blame Hitler.

Yeah it's always his fault.

[Mars Djinni]

Naturally. Welcome to the Forums.

[My Best Wishes]

lol wtf Anubis.

One more reason never to go to England.

Hope you like your topic <_<

[Sea of Time]

I'm not crazy.

[Toasty64]

I seemed to have gotten past Anubis's threats. But that's probably because I never posted anything in this part of the forum. Anyway, hi. And stay away from Anubis, he sucks eggs.

And to those of you who didn't notice, he hasn't posted in this for a while.

This post has been edited by Toasty64: 18 February 2006 - 06:34 PM

[TheEnglishman]

Toasty64, on Feb 19 2006, 12:25 AM, said:

And to those of you who didn't notice, he hasn't posted in this for a while.

Maybe because it's a really old welcome topic?

[Toasty64]

Or maybe because Anubis scared him away?

[Someone Else]

...

CLOSE THIS DAMMIT! XP


But seriously...