[Werebarrret/St Jimmy]

Please excuse the mess. One of our residents just committed suicide and we thought it made a great decoration.

If you'll follow me, I'll give you a grand tour.

The Explosives Room - Be careful in here... a lot of unstable stuff. We have three people that run this place... all are dead right now so we are looking for new occupants! Your only job is to make massive bombs of destruction for fun.

Munitions Depot - This is where our weapons are created so we can mutilate ourselves or kill other people. We need one blacksmith right now... the last one decided he wanted to take a bat hin the boiling metal.

Drugs'R'Us - We need two 'doctors' to run the pharmacy. No skimming off of the top... too much. Make sure you overdoes everyone and give them the exact opposite of what they need. Our motto here is 'If it doesn't kill them, they don't need it!'

The Pie room- PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE COO-*gets shot*

Squirell Wars- Watch Squirells fight each other. Watch them eat each other. Watch them have......
Never mind.

Well, that's just about it for now. The rest of the building was destroyed the last time I made this topic... so I have to rebuild part of it. Damn FPU for decided he wanted to test a Nuke insde the Asylum....

*This Asylum is property of Blackened Soul of Gamefaqs as of 1/15/2005*
Except for the pie room and some other stuff.

[Toasty]

I LIKE PIE!!!.............Okay, give me a pie, and show me to the explosives room. Who knows what'll happen...?

WTF is the point of this topic anyway?.......okay. once I'm done making an exploding pie that actually tastes good, I'd like to spend my time in the Munitions depot.

I will become a resident to this facility. XDD

[Aquamarine]

I want to work in the Drugs'R'Us pharmacy! I am highly qualified for the job. Just one question... How much will you pay us? O_o

[Werebarrret/St Jimmy]

You get free "medicine".

And a flat rate of -$6.74 an hour!

[Mars Djinni]

Ripoff. :D

I wanted some "medicine" and good money.

[Aquamarine]

Quote

You get free "medicine".

And a flat rate of -$6.74 an hour!

It's a deal! And nobody is allowed to call MY boss a ripoff! If I hear one more bad word about him... OFF WITH YOUR HEAD!

[Werebarrret/St Jimmy]

Thank you.

Prescribe something to someone. And make sure you follow the rules!

[Toasty]

I will work in the unstable chemicals dept. ONLY if my salary is: -$400,000,000,000,000 a minute.

[Aquamarine]

I'm prescribing medicinal herbs to PDM. I'm a good boy, I won't put in any white powder... I mean, I won't give him anything bad. :D

That'll be 500$ bub.

[Mars Djinni]

I think the point is to add white powder to every perscription...

[PDM]

I wanna apply as a 'doctor' too. :D

[Toasty]

I'm gonna mix potassium & Hydrogen together and encase it in einstineum. Now I will tie two wires to it, and hand it to split. :D

[Werebarrret/St Jimmy]

The next poster will be hired.

[TheEnglishman]

But I don't wanna work there!

[Werebarrret/St Jimmy]

Too bad.

[TheEnglishman]

Oh yeah! Well... I quit!

[I'm Always BROKE]

Dear Mr. Werebarrret/St Jimmy,

My name is DiddyKong and I'd like to apply for the function of an employer of The Pie room.
I have lotsa experience with pie, I eat it 3 times a day and I can almost even bake them.
I studied for 5 years at the Pie College and I always got straight A's. Also Im not affraid to commit suicide.

I surely hope to get the job and go see your sexy pies as soon as possible.

Kind regards,

DiddyKong

PS: GIMME TEH PIE DAMMIT! :o

[Aquamarine]

Quote

I think the point is to add white powder to every perscription...

Ehh... Yeah, I know, it was a joke, meaning I AM going to put some white powder!?

Anyway, who wants some poisonous mushrooms!?!?

[Werebarrret/St Jimmy]

Sorry DiddyKong. That was WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY too sane for the pie room.

Try making ita bgit more insane.

[Aquamarine]

I'm making a Happy Meal potion. And just like the real Happy Meals you will not know what's in it. Who want's some?

[Sea of Time]

Gooahgaphaiopeghagiopgeh I WANT TO BE IN TEH GLOOB!

Hgpaoiehpagehpaoiehgapioweh

[Werebarrret/St Jimmy]

ROFLBBQWTFOMGSTFUGTFO

If you could tone down on the insanity just a bit, that would be great.

- MD

This post has been edited by Mars Djinni: 28 April 2006 - 05:57 PM

[Toasty]

^^ XXDDDDD^^ Good one MD!! XDDDD

Okay, I'll add one explosive pie to that happy meal...Enjoy!!

[Earthbrand]

To Jimmy

I wanna be a doctor cos i wanna kill people. I even have my own supply of donkey poop to put into the "drugs"

[Werebarrret/St Jimmy]

Try mule urine. That works much better.

[Toasty]

Oh, and add in some bleach and chlorine tablets....And alcohol! ( clorine tablets + alcohol = explosion )

[Werebarrret/St Jimmy]

*drinks a can of liquid nitrogen*

[Toasty]

Don't fall off any unusually high cliffs then. Fall off the taller ones. :)

* mixes chlorine tablets and alchohol in mouth *

[Werebarrret/St Jimmy]

This reminds me of that one time.

[Ivan is my name]

Where acid is actually GOOD to drink? Blah this is fun blah. Say blah lots.

[Aquamarine]

This reminds me of those seven times.

And if you want people to say blah Ivan is my name, then make a blah topic! Oh, I shouldn't have said that right?

[TheEnglishman]

Don't you dare. We don't want to start making spam topics or else people may start getting brutally murdered.

[Toasty]

:) ......that doesn't include me, right? <<; >>;

[TheEnglishman]

Um... no, of course not. Let me just take you to the knife room...

[Werebarrret/St Jimmy]

We need a new room.....
Hey! I bet you aren't expecting this!

[Werebarrret/St Jimmy]

I believe it's high time the Asylum reopened.

[Quacnar]

Would you like to join my killing game?(This is my way of sasying I should be entered ASAP)

[Werebarrret/St Jimmy]

Your killing game?

Well, you'll have to run it by the Senses taker, as well as the remote control litter box, and the toilet with herpes, but I think we have room.

[Quacnar]

Well no, I actually made a topic thats called "who's the killer?" and I thought you should join.

[Werebarrret/St Jimmy]

I'm flattered, but at the moment, I'm too busy studying the ways of the STD-infected monologues (last-minute prep for ACTs, sorry)

[Toasty]

OMG IT'S WEREBARRET!!

[Drizzy Drake]

*Walks over to DrugsRUs*

Hmm, I'll take, a gram of your finest Cocaine, and, OHH, ya, some of that Ecstasy right there. Let me take a look at the Heroin. *Looks at the Heroin*. Ya, I'll take it. Oh, and can't forget the acid. If I'm going to be here for a while, I could need alot. Give me 50 tabs.

[Moonear]

I wanna join the PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE room.
PIE
PIE
PIE
PIE
PIE

[Drizzy Drake]

Want some Cocaine with that?

[Werebarrret/St Jimmy]

your title should be Dr. Feelgood

[Drizzy Drake]

Alright. I can deal with that.

[Werebarrret/St Jimmy]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=YDWxf5qkAIs

That's your theme song.

[Drizzy Drake]

No.

THIS is my theme song.

[Moonear]

So am I accepted into the pie room yet?

[Saturos S.]

You should have picked Jimmy's theme song, it's way better.

[Drizzy Drake]

Jimmy's theme song?

[Split Infinity]

^ Typical Skidzorz.

[Toasty]

^ Typical Split.

[Split Infinity]

^ Gutter trash. :joy:

[Toasty]

^ Describes himself

[Split Infinity]

No, just you. Hence the upward arrow.

[Toasty]

That looks more like a line directing the words to your avatar.

[Split Infinity]

:joy: Then there's something seriously wrong with your browser.

[Caael]

Half past fish?

[Werebarrret/St Jimmy]

Reopened.

[Toasty]

Heck yes.

[Ironsight]

Heck yes.

[Werebarrret/St Jimmy]

Toasty, you and dipset are in charge when Bill Cosby drags me back to hell

Someday, I'll fijnish the lamppost, and I shall return.
And then I'll have to atone for my affaird with the jar of peanut butter.

But the full moon will rise at high noon.

[Ironsight]

You can't pay for this kind of entertainment.

[Werebarrret/St Jimmy]

Which is why you sacrificed your left kidney for the sacred hot sauce.

Sorry, I'm ramblinb.

And if I'm rambling, yourhead is likely exploded.

Together, we can overthrow Demon Cosby

[Ironsight]

YES! THIS HOTSAUCE IS ORGASMIC!

[Eugine]

DarkSword, on May 30 2008, 02:06 AM, said:

YES! THIS HOTSAUCE IS ORGASMIC!

My hotsauce? Sweet, so you enjoyed the 3 seconds also ^.^

[Toasty]

Werebarrret/St Jimmy, on May 29 2008, 11:02 PM, said:

Toasty, you and dipset are in charge when Bill Cosby drags me back to hell

Someday, I'll fijnish the lamppost, and I shall return.
And then I'll have to atone for my affaird with the jar of peanut butter.

But the full moon will rise at high noon.

Do I have share command with him?

And yes. The moon is on hotsauce.

[Werebarrret/St Jimmy]

He's got the Drugs R S.



You've got the rest.

[Toasty]

AWESOME.

What is included in "the rest"?

[Joek2]

let's all take acid and get naked.

[Someone Else]

Skip the acid, straight to naked.

[Joek2]

done!

[Blue]

Cryptic Metaphor!

[Toasty]

Lack of pants!

[Someone Else]

Can't seem to find his pants

[Zeypher]

Where did this guy go?

[Ironsight]

To the PSYCHWARD!!

[Someone Else]

Zeypher, on Aug 2 2008, 01:29 AM, said:

Where did this guy go?

http://www.goldensun-syndicate.net/forum/i...showtopic=12590

[Toasty]

Great detective work WD! We couldn't have figured it out without you!

*scooby snack*

[Zeypher]

Wind Dude, on Aug 2 2008, 02:31 AM, said:

http://www.goldensun-syndicate.net/forum/i...showtopic=12590

lol

[Someone Else]

Toasty, on Aug 2 2008, 01:33 AM, said:

Great detective work WD! We couldn't have figured it out without you!

*scooby snack*

http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z84/WindDude/696785.jpg

[Toasty]

WHACK YEAH! SCOOBY DOO'S ON!

[Zeypher]

What are they staring at???

[Toasty]

Her Scooby Snacks!

[Nosferatu]

Leave it to WD to give us boobs when not needed.

Which isn't a bad thing.

[Toasty]

Depends on if they're limp saggy boobs, or plump ripe boobs.

[Someone Else]

http://www.hickerphoto.com/data/media/40/bluefooted-booby_449.jpg

[Toasty]

That's much better. Nice and ripe.

[Zeypher]

Those blue... feet... turn me on.

[Toasty]

Oooooohhhh yeeeeaaaaahhh

[Zeypher]

wat

[Werebarrret/St Jimmy]

*reopens Asylum*

[Toasty]

I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS.

Okay not really. But I thought about it.

[Fury]

¿¿¿do you like little boys too???

[Werebarrret/St Jimmy]

Que esta this, mother ****er!

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