[Sea of Time]

Welcome to GSSF's Fight Club. I am Sea of Time, the supreme dictator. Let me all remind you, that the Fight Club is the original club of the common room! The Night Club and any other clubs are just ripoffs of the success of this! Now, in Fight Club, we have a few rules. Let me state them right off the bat.

Rule #1. You will not speak of Fight Club outside of the Common Room. If you do, you will be given a warning. After three warnings, you will be cast from the group and become public enemy #1. This is bad, because you will get beaten.

Rule #2. Fight Club will not be used to threaten members outside of our public enemy list. To keep the Fight Club open, all beating up will be physical and in *s. If there is any emotional or beating with words, you will receive a warning. Weapons are completely legal though, so get your switchblades ready.

Rule #3. If you sign up for Fight Club you can not back out at any time. The bond you make with the group is absolute. Once you have been put onto this topic's list, your bond is absolute, you cannot leave.

Rule #4. Concerning our operations, there will be separate rules. Be wary because they may contradict these rules. Always be aware.


If you already signed up, these rules already apply to you. Good luck to all of you and remember anger does not have to be a staple of the body. Release it. Release it in Fight Club.

Sea of Time - Founder/Leader/Supreme Dictator

List of Members
DarkSword
Toasty - Raging Spammer
Spam King
escout
FlamingDuck
Blue

Public Enemy List!

This post has been edited by Sea of Time: 27 September 2007 - 09:42 PM

[Mathak Kraven]

Isn't advertising this fight club in your signature a bad thing, as you are like well telling everyone about it, so you are breaking rule #1 by just posting.

[Aquamarine]

Whoa... You're taking this far too seriously SoT!

[Sea of Time]

MK - I see nothing in my sig, do you?

Aqua - You can see that I am sarcastic can't you? It's like Werebarret's Insanity Asylum, except angrier.

[Aquamarine]

Yeah, I know you're sarcastic but... Er... Um... DIE YOU LITTLE PIECE OF S**T!!!

[Sea of Time]

I suggest you either join the club, or leave the topic. Oh, and now that I've made one, you can't make a topic like this! MUHAHAHAHAHAAA

[Aquamarine]

You didn't state that this topic was only for YOUR Fight Club which means my FC can also post here!! S***W YOU!!!

[Sea of Time]

I suggest you leave now. You're going to get my topic closed.

[Aquamarine]

Ok, I'll leave... But I'm leaving a little something for you to remember me by!! *Throws bomb at SoT* BWAHAHAHA!!!

[TheEnglishman]

So I'm a cookie whore then? Ah well... 'Eats cookies*

[Sea of Time]

*catches bomb*

*puts underground*

Nice try. We'll see you later, Aqua.

[TheEnglishman]

Great. Well... what do we do now?

[Sea of Time]

We wait for more members. And then we wait for me to assign our first operation.

[TheEnglishman]

Ooo! I wonder what our first operation will be? Maybe we'll sing to the elderly, or teach young children how to read. That'll show everyone how evil we are! *Evil laugh*

[Sea of Time]

Wow, Me111, you'd better show me that you can be angry, because right now, you're making our group look like a bunch of wusses and you're eating us out of our cookie supply. DAMN COOKIE WHORE! Now, show me your anger!

[I'm Always BROKE]

Whahaha Im the first pissed mate! XD

AND IM PISSED!!!!!!! >=O

[Sea of Time]

*hi fives*

DK IN DA HOUSE!

You're not off the hook, Me111, you still have to show me your anger. Are you an angry person? Or just a cookie whore?

[TheEnglishman]

Sea_of_Time, on May 1 2006, 09:49 PM, said:

Wow, Me111, you'd better show me that you can be angry, because right now, you're making our group look like a bunch of wusses and you're eating us out of our cookie supply. DAMN COOKIE WHORE! Now, show me your anger!

*Roar* Now that was angry.
Or maybe this will do... *Beat's Aqua up*

[Sea of Time]

I need specifics when you beat people up. For example,

*slaps Aqua in face*

*knees Aqua in chest*

See? You can't just beat someone up. Now you do it.

[TheEnglishman]

*Slaughters Aqua in such a horrific way it must never be described* Damn I got brains on my shirt.

[Sea of Time]

There are no weapons in Fight Club. Damn, I gotta make that a rule. Hold up.....

[TheEnglishman]

Sea_of_Time, on May 1 2006, 09:54 PM, said:

There are no weapons in Fight Club. Damn, I gotta make that a rule. Hold up.....

Who said I used a weapon?

[Saturos S.]

*Puts Ninchaku's away* Spoilsports.....
Let's make another rule: No hitting in the privates. That may have a digital side-effect in which the (can't recall the word) wacked guy in nuts may never have children.

This post has been edited by Saturos Striker: 01 May 2006 - 03:48 PM

[Split Infinity]

A fight club with cookie whores? Sign me up! :D

[Mars Djinni]

I will personally slaughtyer anyone who gets out of line. thank you and ahve a nice day.

[Someone Else]

Whoa, this is getting crazy. I'm out! Even if it's against the rules!!

[Sea of Time]

You're a part of the club! Oh well, I guess we can have an exception. Alright, Split, you're in too. And I'm not making a rule about groin shots, those still count.

[Someone Else]

I just liked the whole signature thingy, I don't want a big deal like this. Plus I don't like RPing anymore. XP Have fun, though.

[Sea of Time]

Wow. You're actually putting yourself on the Public Enemy list? Tsk tsk, WD, this isn't an RP, this is KICK YOUR ASS IN YOUR ****ING FACE ACTION!

[Someone Else]

YOU KNOW WHAT THAT SMELL IS?!?! IT'S YOUR ASS BURNING ON THE GRILL!!!

[Sea of Time]

I thought you left? If you're angry, you might be able to reapply.

[Someone Else]

I fly solo.

...

*****!!


Nah, I'm just bored right now. And I dunno, you got me in that hyper, angry, "IN-YO'-FACE!!!" mood.

This post has been edited by Wind Dude: 01 May 2006 - 06:48 PM

[Sea of Time]

That's exactly why I'm the leader.

[Split Infinity]

Pissed secretary?! MAKE ME THE TREASURER, DAMMIT!!

[Saturos S.]

Wind Dude, on May 2 2006, 02:47 AM, said:

I fly solo.

...

*****!!
Nah, I'm just bored right now. And I dunno, you got me in that hyper, angry, "IN-YO'-FACE!!!" mood.

IF YOUR SO BORED, WHY AINT YOU THE BORED NINJA!?!? ugly piece of ****.
When are we getting our first operation, o mr. dictator. I'm bored. :D

[Aquamarine]

Join my team WD! Then we can kill these s**theads!!

Anyway, SoT, I just wanted to remind you that you don't have a public enemy list. I suggest you add that to your first post. Thank you for your cooperation.

[Sea of Time]

Why should I take suggestions from your loner fight club? Now get the hell out of my house. GET THE **** OUT OF MY HOUSE! *kicks*

As for our first operation, it will be assigned soon enough. Always be ready.

[TheEnglishman]

Aquamarine, on May 2 2006, 12:52 PM, said:

Join my team WD! Then we can kill these s**theads!!

Trying to recruit in someone else's club? That's low. *Casts disapproving look*

[Aquamarine]

Yeah... I'm desperate. :P

I give up! SoT wins! This is boring anyway! But I'm never, I repeat NEVER gonna join your club! I'm not going to fall so low.

[TheEnglishman]

Strange how things become boring when you don't win...

[Aquamarine]

Yeah... I MEAN NO!!!

[Sea of Time]

Alright. Sounds good Aqua. When you're the only person at GSSF that's not a member of Fight Club, I'll see you crawling back.

Bye!

[TheEnglishman]

Is that the target for the club? Recruiting every member in GSSF? Perhaps we can leave Toasty behind... :P

[Sea of Time]

No, Toasty can stay. He's already in the group!

[TheEnglishman]

*Checks list* NOOOOOOOOO!
Ahem. I mean... oh the joy. I guess he can stop people with his spammy powers.

[Sea of Time]

He's obviously one of those angry Republicans. Every Fight Club needs an angry republican.

[I'm Always BROKE]

AARGH!!! *bites through a bar of steel*
Whos my victim?

[Sea of Time]

Woah, DK, just because you're my first man doesn't mean you have to bite through our steel doors.

[I'm Always BROKE]

Ahhh cmon I cant help myself. :P

[Mars Djinni]

So how many enemies have we made?

[Blue]

Aqua is one
*Slams Aqua into pole*
I think that might be it. Except maybe WD, I can't tell whose side he's on
*Pile drives WD*

[I'm Always BROKE]

*Slaughters WD with his own hands*

[Saturos S.]

*Jumps out of the bushes and gives SoT a facelift, jackie chan style*

[Mindpatch]

*Does chris rock move* "Oh War, what is it good for, absolutely nothing!"
*Smashes steel doors in SoT's face.*

[I'm Always BROKE]

*Kicks Blue with Chuck Norris's round house kick*

Beat that. XD

[TheEnglishman]

All of us against three people, and one of them is a Chelsea fan? I have no problems with that.
*Shuts the doors in all of Aqua's clubs faces*

[Saturos S.]

At least chelsea won the premier league. Just like we're gonna win this fight.

p.s. Me111, you just shut your self out when shutting the doors.
*laughs and spits in Me111's face*

[TheEnglishman]

I shut you out of the club. I'm inside, you're outside. You've just spat at a door.
Also it doesn't really bother me that Man U lost the premiership. I had a feeling it was gonna happen anyway.
*Watches Aqua's club leave*

[Golden Djinn13]

:P Cookie Whore? Is this what our society is coming to? People that loose their minds in a topic... its a shame.


^ Put me on your list for this if you want, but this had to be said.

[Mars Djinni]

Saturos Striker, on May 3 2006, 09:07 AM, said:

*Jumps out of the bushes and gives SoT a facelift, jackie chan style*

Not on my watch. *pulls out a switchblade and repeatedly stabs Saturos Striker*

Mindpatch, on May 3 2006, 09:24 AM, said:

*Does chris rock move* "Oh War, what is it good for, absolutely nothing!"
*Smashes steel doors in SoT's face.*

*draws a machine gun and starts firing at Mindpatch*

SoT, all threats terminated. You may rest easy.

[Isaac53]

Not I I've got a fist of rock *fist shatters* Damnit

Ha Ha I have HIM *points @ dragon dude in sig* He's invincable (to find his weakness its the weakness of Smaug in J.R.R. Tolkiens "The Hobbit"
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This post has been edited by Isaac53: 04 May 2006 - 12:48 AM

[Saturos S.]

MD, I thought you were one of those rules fanatics.

....
....

And you just broke a rule! No weapons!

*Borrows instagib rifle and blasts door to ****.*
No shutting out anymore.

p.s. Isaac you can join aqua's fightclub, what do you want to be?

[Mindpatch]

*Body slams MD* Die mofo die!

[Isaac53]

The Sensible Wang!!!!

[TheEnglishman]

And I thought my name was bad...
It seems that the fight clubs have a certain type of member in them. SoT's has the fairly normal people and Aqua's has the nutters. :P

[Sea of Time]

Operation #1: The Traitors Must Be Punished

Apparently, while I was away for a few days, a couple of members decided to join Aqua's "Fight Club #2". Well, good for you Aqua, but for this, you get to be the subject of our first operation. Here are the rules.

1. Operation Traitors Must Be Punished will not be talked about outside of the Fight Club topic, if it must be referred to, refer to it as "the operation".

2. If Mindpatch or Aqua decide to post in this topic, which specifically belongs to my Fight Club, you will repeatedly beat them emotionally and physically until they leave.

3. If Saturos Striker posts in this topic or TRT, he will be beaten by you wherever he is posting (in either one of these two topics). Traitors who switch clubs cannot be tolerated. Punish him.

4. Do not do anything against the GSSF rules. We do not want insolence inside the club to destroy us. So, nothing that will hurt them emotionally for the rest of their lives. You know how these traitors can be.

Good luck.

[TheEnglishman]

So we can only get them if they post in here? You do realise they'll make another fight club topic right?

[Sea of Time]

As far as I know, they can't. There is already one Fight Club topic and the Mods won't allow this to become a full blown Common Room battle. I highly doubt Aqua would be stupid enough to make their own topic.

On an unrelated note, I would like to announce that Me111 has become second in command in Fight Club. He may be eventually relieved from his duties, but if I ever have to leave for an extended period of time, Me111 will be in charge.

[TheEnglishman]

Sea_of_Time, on May 4 2006, 03:43 PM, said:

On an unrelated note, I would like to announce that Me111 has become second in command in Fight Club. He may be eventually relieved from his duties, but if I ever have to leave for an extended period of time, Me111 will be in charge.

...Er... :P
Well ok then.

[Sea of Time]

I figure you've taken the most **** with being called cookie whore for all that time and such. So you get a promotion! Celebrate!

[TheEnglishman]

I see. Well I'll celebrate then! *confetti*
Umm I just thought about something. It says Diddy is First Mate. Well that's like Second in Command. He could assist me whilst your gone. We could both be Second in Command.
*Wonders if SoT has seen the edit*

[Sea of Time]

More confetti! *atomic bombs of confetti fall from the sky exposing Aqua to radiation poisoning but raining confetti on everyone else*

I have ultimate power.

[Mindpatch]

I'm just bait, I have a million troops waiting outside your doors! Come on, chickens!

[TheEnglishman]

He justed posted.
LET THE OPERATION BEGIN!
Using troops is a violation of any fight club so you can get rid of them for a start. :blink:

[PDM]

This topic needs to be closed. You're all breaking the rules.

[Mindpatch]

Actually not really... it's more of a role playing game. And remember I am bait, you don't know if I really have troops.

[Aquamarine]

I think it would be better if this topic could be used by both Clubs and also for battling. I know SoT will reply to this by saying "YOU POSTED HERE!!1! YOU MUST BE DESTRYOED11!!!!eleventyone", but I think my idea is good.

Also... ISAAC53 WANTED TO JOIN MY TEAM SOT!!! DELETE HIM FROM YOUR MEMBERS LIST NOW OR BE PULVIRIZED(sp?)!!!

[TheEnglishman]

Why don't you let the guy choose for himself?

[Sea of Time]

If you read what was here before I edited. Screw it!

With consent from Aqua, we will be merging committees, creating one huge Fight Club. Also, the first operation is officially cancelled, and Aqua and Me111 will now be sharing their "vice-dictator" titles. More changes may be in the future so stay in touch.

[Aquamarine]

Wow! What an honor! From greatest nemesis to second in command! Thanks SoT! You truly are a great leader.

[Mindpatch]

I'm promoted to cahoot. Awesom-o!

[Sea of Time]

I am full of hate, but also full of mercy. I hope you accept your duties then?

BTW, by accepting them, you are put under the control of the rules and I get all the members from Fight Club #2.

[Aquamarine]

It's a deal! Anything to stop the 3 day old forum war that has ruined all our lives and many others. And also to keep this topic alive.

But if we're all friends now, who do we beat up? Or is our goal to give out candy? O_o

[Sea of Time]

Oh, I'll think of something.......

*kicks random person in shin*

For the next three posts, you guys have to guess who I kicked. It was a member of the Fight Club....

[Mindpatch]

...Me...?

[Sea of Time]

No, two more guesses. :blink:

[Aquamarine]

I think it was Spit. Was it Spit!?!?

[Sea of Time]

I said it wasn't Mindpatch, now guess again. For the last time *dramatic music*

[Aquamarine]

Oh... Was it..!? No... I bet it was...!! No, no, no................................................................ Blue?

[Sea of Time]

NO

It was DiddyKong. See, wasn't that a great waste of time?

OK, I'm logging off now. I'll be on sparingly for the next week, so make sure things don't get out of hand.

Or should I say...do get out of hand, if you know what I mean. :blink:

Later, *****es.

[Mindpatch]

Oh, oh, we just outposted SoT! Highfive Aqua. We won. *hits random person*

[Aquamarine]

See you around, oh Mighty One.

And yeah... High five.

[Split Infinity]

Women want me and men want to be me for I am Hector! *giggle*

[Toasty]

................Ewwwww...... :blink: ........yet strangely funneh :(

I'M BAAAAAAAAAAAK!!! Fear the raging spammer!!!

So who should I beat up SoT?? TELL ME DANGIT!!! TELL MEE!!!!!! * kicks randim dude in shin *

[TheEnglishman]

Sea_of_Time, on May 5 2006, 09:01 PM, said:

With consent from Aqua, we will be merging committees, creating one huge Fight Club. Also, the first operation is officially cancelled, and Aqua and Me111 will now be sharing their "vice-dictator" titles. More changes may be in the future so stay in touch.

So now we can't be mean to those guys? Fine. *Stores up anger*

[Aquamarine]

UP YOURS ME111!!

[TheEnglishman]

I was joking Aqua. I'm sure you'll apologise...

[Aquamarine]

I apologise... NOT! BWHAHAHAHA!! I'M SO EVIL!!!

[Saturos S.]

This means I can come out of the bushes? *waits*

[TheEnglishman]

Don't worry. You can leave the bushes alone now.

[Sea of Time]

I have no idea what to do next, but you guys can just beat each other up for the time being. We can't just stop the anger just because I can't come up with an idea!

Oh, and if anyone hits me, we have a problem. A serious problem.

~100 Replies~

[TheEnglishman]

I dunno. I feel the need to have a reason to do something like that. It's hard to just hurt someone for a random reason. Oh no! I'm calming down!

[I'm Always BROKE]

THis will make you angry again... *Beats Me111 in the face* :blink:

[Aquamarine]

EVRYONE, BEAT UP ME111!!! *Beats up Me111* Sweet satisfaction!

[TheEnglishman]

It always ends up with me getting hurt doesn't it?

[Saturos S.]

It ends?!?!?! O noes... we were just having fun.

[Toasty]

This is the song that never ends. It goes on and on my friend. Some people, started singing. Not know what it was, and they continued singing it forever just because This is the song that never ends. It goes on and on my friend. Some people, started singing. Not know what it was, and they continued singing it forever just because This is the song that never ends. It goes on and on my friend. Some people, started singing. Not know what it was, and they continued singing it forever just because This is the song that never ends. It goes on and on my friend. Some people, started singing. Not know what it was, and they continued singing it forever just because This is the song that never ends. It goes on and on my friend. Some people, started singing. Not know what it was, and they continued singing it forever just because This is the song that never ends. It goes on and on my friend. Some people, started singing. Not know what it was, and they continued singing it forever just because * gets beaten and stoned to death *

[Sea of Time]

I hope you were copying and pasting because otherwise that was a total waste of time.

*kicks T in ass*

[Saturos S.]

I think he did... *transforms to bikerboy*
WHAT KINDA SISSYPANTS ARE YA, EYE? MAKING TEH FIGHTCLUB LOOK LIKE A OPERA. IT AINT LIKE A SONG BOY!!!

*graps rope and ties toasty to his bike and starts riding towards the northpole starting from bikercafe on Antartica*

AND I'LL UNTIE YOU ONCE WE GET THERE OR YOU APOLOGISE!!

[Aquamarine]

Dude, you can't use anything that's not attached to your body in the Fight Club. One more mistake and you're out! AND I MEAN IT!!! >:rolleyes:

Whoa, ain't I a stinker.

Since SoT has no idea what we can do I will, as second in charge, think of something. *thinks* The first one to catch me get's a free time machine! *Runs away*

[Sea of Time]

Because you're second in command, all your ideas have to go through me. PM me with some ideas!

[Saturos S.]

Whoa, you ARE fast. Why don't we play hide and seek. Aqua you start counting.
Don't peek otherwise I'll have to digitally beat you up.

*runs and hides behind the big pile of beaten up peeps honorary members in teh middle of the room*

Edit: I need to PM SoT with ideas? Do they have to be good? *Halo appears*

This post has been edited by Saturos Striker: 08 May 2006 - 10:51 AM

[Sea of Time]

Peeps? I believe they are honorary members you dumbass. *slaps*

[Aquamarine]

... 997... 998... 999... 1000!!! Ready or not here I come!!!

So er... Are you guys hiding in that haunted castle over there or maybe in that construction sight? Or the sewers?

And about the PMing... I have no good ideas, so there is nothing for me to PM to you.

[Sea of Time]

Lazy *******.

[Saturos S.]

*fading voice from the deep pit*
I'm not telling!!!
*evil laugh and hard smack*


ouch....

[Sea of Time]

I believe that was a WTF bomb....

[TheEnglishman]

Has the fight club become a hide-and-seek club all of a sudden?

[Sea of Time]

That would be fun! I'm gonna make that club too.

[TheEnglishman]

No it's fine really... there's no point in stopping you is there?

[Sea of Time]

No, I guess not.

Oh, if you have any ideas for operations, Me111, just PM me. You know, if you wanna beat up some n00bs or something.

[TheEnglishman]

To be honest I have no operations running in my head. I'll PM you if I think of something though.

[Sea of Time]

I'm sure you will.

*shakes fist*

[TheEnglishman]

Well that's not really gonna make me think quicker is it?

[Sea of Time]

*shakes fist*

[TheEnglishman]

Well so far I can only think of raiding the fridge as an operation. It's not really difficult.

[Saturos S.]

That's a good operation. Digital food fighting.

*puts a bunch of pies on the table*

[TheEnglishman]

That's not what I... ah forget it.

[Sea of Time]

Yeah, I think he just wanted something to eat.

Isn't that right, fatty?

[Saturos S.]

I'm full of good ideas lately.
First hide and seek, then food fights.

I'll go get the cheese tubes!!

[Sea of Time]

*sees Me111 running madly for the cheese tubes*

Settle down fatty!

[Saturos S.]

O noes the pies!!!
*runs and grabs the pies and throws into the deep pit*

[Sea of Time]

*sees Me111 running into deep pit*

No, fatty, you're too young to die!

[Saturos S.]

Don't worry, I survived it to. (I jumped in when playing hide and seek with aqua)
There's a big screen tv down there with 48-hour tapes of SPONGEBOB!!!!
*jumps back into the deep pit*

[Sea of Time]

Sweet.

*jumps into deep pit*

*Me111 is eating pies*
*SS is watching Spongebob*

Sweeeeeeeeeeeet.

[Saturos S.]

And we have cookies here too. YAY!!!
The only thing that could make this better is.....

[TheEnglishman]

If I stopped being called fatty.
Hell I don't even like pies.

[Saturos S.]

You don't like pies... I meant cakes. :rolleyes:

[TheEnglishman]

No not really. So this fridge operation is complete. What's next?

[Toasty]

I propose we beat up clowns. Yeah. That'd be entertaining. * sits on couch next to SS, watches spongebob *

[Sea of Time]

Wow, this is boring.

*punches Mr T in face*

Retaliation drill! Show me your moves! *beckons like Captain Falcon*

Oh god, I'm such a nerd. :rolleyes:

[Toasty]

* sends SoT flying into wall with round house kick * * runs up to SoT at lightning speed and delicers three lightning fast punches, and one lightning fast kick to SoT's stomach * There, how'd I do?

[Sea of Time]

*grimaces*

I'll be in the bathroom if anybody needs me. Ohhhh

[TheEnglishman]

Poor SoT. He got beat up by Toasty.

[Saturos S.]

Stop making so much noice, I'm trying to watch spongebob WITH PATRICK.

Episodes with patrick > episodes with sandy.

[Toasty]

* Grabs popcorn * * Sits next to SS on couch * * Watches spongebob *

[Sea of Time]

Well, I'm back and I'm fine. My mommy fixed my booboos. Who wants to fight?

[Mars Djinni]

*watches Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children on PSP*

...*Beats Toasty up with Omnislash*

[Sea of Time]

I said no weapons goddamnit!

[Mars Djinni]

Is it too late to say I omnislashed with my hand? D:

[Sea of Time]

Well, just for the sake of something happening around here....

NO!!! YOU GET A WARNING! *slaps*

[Mars Djinni]

Thank you very much, SoT.

(Domo Arigato, Mr. SoT)

[Someone Else]

Oui. Oui.

Tre bien.

Je'mappelle Wind Dude... et... toi?


No comprehendo.

[Mars Djinni]

Je suis une téléphone. J'ai un problème mental.

*Plays Tennis with a few grenades and a flyswatter*

[Someone Else]

Did you call me mental?

If so, I bite my thumb at you, sir.

[Sea of Time]

*bites thumb*

I do not bite my thumb at you, sir. But I do bite my thumb.

*plays golf with Wii-mote*

[Someone Else]

Correction, it was actually:

"No, sir, I do not bite my thumb at you, sir, but I do bite my thumb, sir."

[Sea of Time]

I wasn't quoting! DID YOU SEE QUOTATION MARKS??!??!?!

*slaps*

[Someone Else]

I'm sorry, I'm sorry!

[Toasty]

* got slapped * OW!.....pain!! * cries *

Oh crap, that's prohibited!! * people start charging *

[Sea of Time]

NO CRYING IN FIGHT CLUB YOU WIMP!

*punches* *slaps* *beats to orange juice*

[Someone Else]

Mr. T turned into orange juice? How funnily hilarious.

[Sea of Time]

*sips*

Mmmm, it's T-licious!

*laughs hysterically*

Oh, I crack myself up.

[Toasty]

Ha. Ha. Ha......You know, now that my orange juiciness is inside you, I CAN CONTROL YOU'RE MIND!!!

* control's SoT's mind * quite punching yourself SoT!!

[Saturos S.]

I think it's more entertaining to watch SoT hit himself then spongebob.

*watches SoT beat himself and laughs*

[Toasty]

Wow SoT...Your turning purple!!....ish!! * continues to control SoT's mind *

Three hours later: No!! don't go to the bathroom!! * shwshh * Noooooooo!!! * got flushed *

[Sea of Time]

Wow, that was a monster piss.

Oh well, he's gone now. *throws holy water on self*

[Saturos S.]

O well, It was fun while it lasted.

Do we have a operation yet?

[Sea of Time]

I have no ideas, and my vice-dictators don't have any ideas. Do you have any good ideas? PM me...

[TheEnglishman]

Let's just conserve our energy for now. (Do nothing)

[Sea of Time]

*watches spongebob* God, this sure is boring.

[TheEnglishman]

Dammit I'm changing the channel!

[Sea of Time]

*watches soccer* God, this is even more boring.

[TheEnglishman]

I don't know which is worse. You saying football is boring, or you calling it soccer. I DON'T CARE WHAT THE AMERICANS (and Candians apparently) CALL IT! *Flies into wild rage*

[Sea of Time]

*changes back to Spongebob* Oh well

[TheEnglishman]

I'm just gonna find something else to do.

[Sea of Time]

*watches Me111 walk into deeper pit*

...

[Aquamarine]

FOOTBALL!! IT'S FOOTBALL!!! AND YEAH, FOOTBALL IS BORING!

[Toasty]

Hey!! * walks back into room * I'm back from the sewer!! I made friends with some mice down there. They shouwed me the way out. * changes channle to X-Play *

[Sea of Time]

Sweet.

*watches E3 06 Live*

[TheEnglishman]

One day we might actually do what our title says and fight.

[Sea of Time]

We should organize something. I'll see what I can do....

[Saturos S.]

Yay, action. I was getting bored of spongebob anyway...

Please come up with something quickly.

[Toasty]

Let's get out of this cave, and go beat up random people on the street! Stay away from the bikers though. Jaywalking permitted!

[Saturos S.]

It's Micky Mouse!!! lets beat him up.

*graps micky by the tail and whirls him around*

He's the pinata.

[Sea of Time]

*takes baseball bat and nails mickey in the head*

Take that Steamboat *****!

[TheEnglishman]

How can you guys beat up Mickey Mouse? He's so innocent!

[Sea of Time]

He's also very childish. The Fight Club can't stand for that.

[TheEnglishman]

Well I'll let you guys deal this one. I see potential problems with trying to beat up a cartoon.

[Sea of Time]

*kicks Me111 in ass* You will beat up Mickey Mouse as a part of this club!

[TheEnglishman]

It's impossible! How am I meant to fight a cartoon? *Beats up piece of paper with Mickey Mouse on it*

[Sea of Time]

You know those really big fake Mickeys at Disneyworld? Yeah, we hijacked one of them and now we're beating him up in our pit of doom.

[Aquamarine]

........................ Sick people...........................

[TheEnglishman]

Poor guy.

[Sea of Time]

*roundhouse kicks Mickey in face* Take that you childish *****!

*standing over him* You wanna make me laugh? You wanna make me cry? You want a good cartoon? Well guess what.

Game over, *****.

[TheEnglishman]

That's the last time I take you to Disneyland. <_<

[Sea of Time]

That would be a bad idea. Goofy would be dead the second I walked in the front gates.

[TheEnglishman]

Not Goofy! He's one of the best characters!

[Sea of Time]

Is he a dog? Or a deformed wolf? And what's wrong with his laugh? He must die, I set a bomb on his chest. It will go off right....about....NOW!

*hears tremendous bang from Disneyworld*

Well that's the end of Goofy.

[TheEnglishman]

There goes the happiest place on earth.