[Saturos S.]

It began with the creating of the Great Clubs.
Three were given to the Elves, immortal, wisest and most sober of all beings.
Seven to the Dwarf lords, great drinkers and bouncers of the mountain clubs.
And nine, nine clubs were gifted to the race of men, who, above all else, desire liquor.
But they were, all of them, deceived, for another Club was made.
In the Forums of Golden Sun Syndicate, in the chaos of the other club topics, the Dark Lord Saturos Striker thought up in his old topic a master Club, to control all others.
And into this club he poured his drinking, his gambling and his will to dominate all clubs.

One Club to rule them all.
One Club to find them.
One Club to bring them all...
And in darkness bind them.

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Yes it's here, the eagerly discussed ultimate club topic. In this club no-ones in charge.
You can post or pm what you want to do in the club (as in job) if it's not taken already.
It's not the Random Topic (@ SoT), it's just a place to relax from a hard day of posting.

This club contains (most of) the elements of the other clubs. You can drink, gamble, be crazy, watch t.v.. Whatever you want basically. It's just to not.... get to many clubs.

Current Staff

None, *closed for renovations*

[Split Infinity]

I thought this was going to be called Fight Night V.I.P Assylum World?

[Saturos S.]

No, SoT didn't want to cooperate and Toasty thought this was more appropiate. Don't ask me why.

You didn't respond but we thought you would be willing to join. We let you become a Barman, if you want an other job just say so. :rolleyes:

[PDM]

Since when is there only one bouncer? >>

I want in :D.

[Mindpatch]

Do you serve hot choco?

[Saturos S.]

Yes, we do. We've got german, Italian, British and Swedish Hot Choco.

Split would be glad to serve you.

[Toasty]

I just want to take credit for the name. :rolleyes: SS, do you think we should push to get this pinned?

[Saturos S.]

The way I see it there are three ways:

1. PM an admin/mod
2. Spam this topic to the top
3. Mention it in nearly every topic you post in

Ex.: p.s. come to the VIP night club asylum for the elderly.

[Aquamarine]

*stands in front of club entrance* If you want to come in you have to be on the list. Or you can just give me a tenner.

[Saturos S.]

Or post your job and get on the list

...

...

and give aqua a tenner.

[Aquamarine]

Man, have I got a good boss! Thanks for letting me take money from these suckers gaffer!

[Mindpatch]

I'll have swedish hot choco.

[Saturos S.]

Good, there you are.

Are you by any chance intrested in joining this club?

[Split Infinity]

*swipes chocolate from MP* What the hell are you doing SS? What do you think this is, a tea party? *gives MP a real hot chocolate*

[TheDogWho]

Saturos Striker, on May 30 2006, 03:59 PM, said:

And into this Ring he poured his drinking, his gambling and his will to dominate all clubs.

Not too secret, considering you're making it open to the public.

[Split Infinity]

Yeah...and he used the word 'Ring'. :rolleyes:

[Mindpatch]

Sure I'll take the offer, I'm currently unemployed anyways.

[Saturos S.]

So what do you want to be?

[Aquamarine]

Make him a janitor! :rolleyes:

[Mindpatch]

What do you have for me?

[Saturos S.]

Janitor, Sports promoter, Spa manager, dish washer, barwomen, waiter, club accountant, local musician etc.

EDIT: O yeah, and you have to pay aqua a tenner.

[Mindpatch]

I'll be a local musician. *Gives aqua a twenty*... Can you break?

[Saturos S.]

I made myself the job administrator, Mindpatch the local musician and Toasty the public relations manager.

[Toasty]

Sooooooo, what do I do?

[PDM]

You go and act like one of the yahoos that comes here daily and make friends with the public. :D

And you have to give me money to save your ass from the mobs.

[Toasty]

Your already paid to do that!

[Isaac53]

Me b N00B & Barman by day

[Aquamarine]

*stands in front of Isaac53* No can do sonny. Your name is not on the list. Now scram!

[Saturos S.]

Yay, a staff!!!


Now let's start chilling. *Sits on couch and opens a bottle of cola*

[Mindpatch]

Any requests?

[Saturos S.]

Hmmm... as a cool night asylum for the elderly, lets have some classics. :rolleyes:

[Mindpatch]

*Goes way back*... *And plays an assylum track* That rhymes.

[Toasty]

We need a live band in here.... * whips out drum sticks *

[Someone Else]

CAN I PLAY?!

*takes out Guitar-that-I-don't-know-how-to-play-but-lets-pretend-I-do*

YEY

[Mindpatch]

Yeah people, let's form a band, Toasty on the drums me on the guitar and vocals and WD.... well... percussion! :blink:

[Someone Else]

Wait a second... drums IS percussion! And if anyone plays guitar, it's me dammit!

[Mindpatch]

Excuse me, who was hired as the local musician here? You didn't even give aqua a tenner!

[Aquamarine]

Yeah! *beats WD up*

[Someone Else]

Screw your god modding! You dun know how to RP!

*KEELS AQUA UNTIL HE'S DEAD* OMFG

[Toasty]

WD can be on the bass guitrar. A band ain't complete without a bass.

[Saturos S.]

And so the job list grows. :blink:

Now please play something.

[TheEnglishman]

Man this place is really getting random. You can judge if that's a good thing or not for yourselves.

[Toasty]

* rocks out on drums *

[Saturos S.]

So, Me111, intrested in the janitor job?

[Toasty]

I don't mind if he burns you for that.

[TheEnglishman]

As grand as your offer sounds, I'll have to decline.

[Toasty]

Rejected!

[TheEnglishman]

Well I'm really not desperate to sweep up the rubbish. I'm sure someone else will rush to the job though.

[Toasty]

* rocks out on drums *

[TheEnglishman]

*Watches* Bravo I say!

[Toasty]

Whoa! You changed your avatar! * Stares *

[Sea of Time]

This is the saddest club I've ever seen.

You people sound like you're actually taking this seriously.

[Toasty]

* slaps * Of course we are!! * turns around, rocks out on drums *

[Sea of Time]

Oh right, I said I would never come here.

*knocks out bouncer on the way out*

[TheEnglishman]

Don't you have some studying to do young child?

[Mindpatch]

*Rocks out on guitar and mike.*

[Isaac53]

this should be a random topic

[Aquamarine]

*beats SoT up* GET OTTA HERE MAN! NOBODY WANTS YOU MAN!

[TheEnglishman]

Isaac53, on Jun 4 2006, 11:09 AM, said:

this should be a random topic

It really shouldn't. There's a place for that.
http://www.goldensun-syndicate.net/forum/i...?showtopic=7740

[Saturos S.]

It's a club topic. :blink:

And Me111, you can have an other job then being the janitor. Just pick one.

[TheEnglishman]

I'll just generally help out. I can't think of a job title for that.

[Saturos S.]

Clubs little helper?

And the band still needs a singer. XD

[TheEnglishman]

Get rid of the little and I'll accept that.

[Saturos S.]

When will the barmen come on? and we need waitresses. :blink:

[TheEnglishman]

Big helper eh? Ok then.
I'm sure SoT will gladly be a waitress. :blink:

[Sea of Time]

**** you.

*walks away*

[Aquamarine]

*Beats up SoT*

[Sea of Time]

You little ****.

*puts on brass knuckles* *punches Aqua in jaw*

[TheEnglishman]

SoT this isn't fight club. Get the bouncers to beat him up escort him off the premises.

[Sea of Time]

He hit me first!

*gets dragged away by bouncers*

[TheEnglishman]

Yeah but we can't throw him out. He's a member.

[Saturos S.]

Me111, on Jun 6 2006, 06:32 PM, said:

Yeah but we can't throw him out. He's a member.

So you can join or get beaten up escorted back to your crib for the rest of enternity

[Sea of Time]

Alright, I'm in.

But I'm here for one purpose, and one purpose alone. I am the DJ

Let's get this party started!

Disturbed - Stricken

Oh, and I take requests.

[Saturos S.]

So now we have a dj and a band playing at once?

*builds wall* Now we have to rooms, everyone that's up for classics go to room A, and everyone for the opposite got to room B.

[TheEnglishman]

Saturos Striker, on Jun 6 2006, 06:45 PM, said:

So you can join or get beaten up escorted back to your crib for the rest of enternity

I'm confused. I meant we can't throw Aqua out because he's a member.

[Sea of Time]

Oh, Me111, your confusion is ruining the atmosphere created by this song.

In fact, this song's too good for this place.

[TheEnglishman]

I'll just be standing outside being confused then.

[Sea of Time]

Any song requests?

[Mindpatch]

Rampeneren by Ali B Yes-R and Partysquad!

[Sea of Time]

Rampereneren - Ali B

I have no idea if this is it, but I'll run it anyway. *puts on disc*

[Saturos S.]

mms://81.173.21.50/tmf/music/alib_rampeneren_256.wmv#0;1.000;0;0;1:2;2:2

Won't work as link, o well. Rampaneren - Partysquad, Ali B en Yes-R.

"En het geeft geen ene moer want het is Striker, "WHA!" Striker "WHA!" en Diddy WHA!........"

[Sea of Time]

Are you attempting to steal my job?

Anyways, let's try for some more mainstream songs. I'm having a hard time meeting that request on YouTube.

[Saturos S.]

If you copy and paste in to the adres thingymegig. You get the song!

It's magic! B)

Let's have some.... RHCP - Zephyr Song!

[Sea of Time]

And voila!

Red Hot Chili Peppers - The Zephyr Song

By the way, for all you who don't have Flash, you get no music. B)

[Saturos S.]

So, as I see no barmen, I think are BIG helper can pour us some Heineken. B)

[TheEnglishman]

*Pours* There you go gents.

[Sea of Time]

I'll take a Labatt Blue. And if you don't know what that is, then I pity the foo!

[Toasty]

* Slaps * No rhymin' in da club fo'! * rocks out on drums *

[Saturos S.]

Why don't you merge, and let SoT be the guy he chooses the song, and that you play it!

...

...

That must have been my worst idea ever.

[Mindpatch]

More like, the worst idea ever.

[Ivan is my name]

Can i join?I can be head chef! I love to cook * whispers* poison *[/whisper]* Honest,I will pwn the other foodses

[Saturos S.]

Sure, Wir Wollen Schnapps!!!

[Ivan is my name]

Yerwaht? Some people make no sense.
* looks around*
It are GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEnest!!!

[TheEnglishman]

Ooo food! Make the most delicious meal ever!

[Sea of Time]

Wow, the song requests have been just rolling in.

[Toasty]

I want a hamburger....

[TheEnglishman]

*Looks at watch impatiently*

[Sea of Time]

That's it! You people need to give me song requests or I'll start playing Ashlee Simpson! And nobody wants that.

[Ivan is my name]

I know! play * hands record* This!!!

Meanwhile, I make the crap-burgers
Mmmmmmmmm

[Caael]

Oh yeah, Saturos, Caael is the 2nd jamie oliver now, not IIMN, Caael ( we're the same people)

[Sea of Time]

Well, you asked for it.

Ashlee Simpson - Pieces of Me

Oh yeah. This song is totally rockin'. ;)

[TheEnglishman]

Ivan is my name, on Jun 9 2006, 04:02 PM, said:

Meanwhile, I make the crap-burgers
Mmmmmmmmm

Hang on a minute... something's not right with this food...
Hey chef! I asked for sauce with my crap-burger!

[Mindpatch]

Uno Dos Tres Quatorse....(r summin) Hit it band!

[Caael]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO, I'M MELTING!!!!!!! WHY HAVE YOU CURSED ME?!?!?!?!? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Put this record on * hands yellowcard CD* Oh hell yeah!

[Sea of Time]

Eww Yellowcard. Well, I'm in no position to say no, so here you go, I guess.

Yellowcard - Ocean Avenue

[Saturos S.]

Let's have something to relax to then. Uhhmmm... Buena Vista Social Club?

As for IIMN, should I just call you chef then?

[Sea of Time]

Buena Vista Social Club - Chan Chan [LIVE]

Enjoy.

[Caael]

Saturos Striker, on Jun 9 2006, 10:13 PM, said:

As for IIMN, should I just call you chef then?

Uh okay then. Nobody asks me what to cook, so i'm just gonna make whatever. * pands clattering, burning sounds* ARRRGH!! * Splash of water, sizzling. Cooking noises* * 10 minutes later*

TORTILLA'S!!! GET 'em while there hot and spicy!

[TheEnglishman]

But I don't want them for my breakfast! I'll just have toast.

[Caael]

Toast it is! ( the tortillas are for the americans having tea or summin)
Would you like anything on you're toast, or just plain?

[TheEnglishman]

I'll have butter and marmite. Make sure the butter has melted before you put marmite on it or else it's icky.

[Caael]

Toast with melted butter and marmite it is! * goes to kitchen, bread in toaster sound. Spreading butter sound. Waiting.*
Here is you're toast:
http://festivals.iloveindia.com/images/french-toast.jpg
I will let you spread you're own marmite, as i am not qualified to do that. ( =D)
http://www.cojeco.cz/attach/photos/veci/Marmite_389836/Marmite-1max.jpg
And a knife: http://www.lapelpinplanet.com/kitchen/kitchen_enlarged_pics/butterknife_large.jpg
I hope you enjoy your meal.

[Saturos S.]

You've been busy. ;)

[Caael]

Yes, yes I have. Would you like any refreshment, sir?

[Saturos S.]

How about a tomato-cheese-basilicum-etc. sandwich.
With Fanta!

[Caael]

Um, a what?

Any who, coming right up sir * wind noises, devil speak* Uh, right away sir! * Wind stops* * banging and clashing* http://www.fotosearch.com/comp/IMP/IMP163/INGFMYSB0020.jpg

and you're fanta sir: http://www.siam-house.fi/kuvat/tuotekuvat/h53.jpg

[Sea of Time]

I'll have a coke and rum. I had a rough evening and maybe I can get rid of the hangover with some more alcohol.

[Someone Else]

AND BAKE DA COOKAYZ!!!!!!

[Ivan is my name]

Cookies: http://www.biola.edu/parent/products/images/cookies.jpg

Coke: http://www.drinkstuff.com/productimg/4429.jpg
Rum: http://www.marions-kochbuch.de/index-bilder/rum-54.jpg

[TheEnglishman]

I'm just waiting for someone to ask for pie.

[Caael]

You want pie?

[TheEnglishman]

No I was just surprised no one else had mentioned it.

[Mindpatch]

I'll have canibal toast.

[Sea of Time]

I'll have an apple pie.

[Someone Else]

Quit talking about pie you horny *******s.

[TheEnglishman]

I'm worried what WD would do in a restaurant if a waiter told him the special was pie.

[Someone Else]

...................

I'm not even sure of what I would do.

[Sea of Time]

See how I said "apple pie"? I don't even know how you would get apples in the pie you're talking about.

[Someone Else]

Oh my gawd.

[Sea of Time]

See what I mean?

... hey, where is my apple pie?

[Caael]

Sorry, cant be here all the time. http://www.american.edu/TED/images4/apple%20pie.jpg

[Toasty]

I'm not sure I wan't to know what pie means to WD.....

[Caael]

Oh yes. I better edit that bit out before im eating WD's knives.

[Mindpatch]

Whatever happened to that canibal toast...

[Someone Else]

Mr.T, on Jun 10 2006, 02:10 PM, said:

I'm not sure I wan't to know what pie means to WD.....

Bless your soul if you don't.

[TheEnglishman]

I'd stay away from WD. His pie obession and need to stay annoymous is weird. :D

[Caael]

I think WD is harry potter. He has an invisibility cloak and has an obsession with Pie ( dunno what that has to do with HP)

[Toasty]

olo

[TheEnglishman]

Caael, on Jun 11 2006, 07:13 PM, said:

I think WD is harry potter. He has an invisibility cloak and has an obsession with Pie ( dunno what that has to do with HP)

WD is so very odd that it wouldn't surprise me.

[Toasty]

I'm afraid to think of what goes on in WD's mind. It's worse than teletubbies......

[Caael]

Worse than ventriloquist dummies.

[Toasty]

It's worse than...than...than...than....crap, my brain just went lsjkdhbgl vldjvhpsb........

[Saturos S.]

o_0, two days gone... and then this happens.

3 pages added to our (my) club topic.

[Toasty]

I think WD should be thrown out.......he's gone loony...

[Sea of Time]

I think you overreact too much.

Loony isn't necessarily a bad thing!

[Saturos S.]

Look at the Loony Tunes! Daffie Duck owns. :D

[Sea of Time]

By the way, it's called Night Club Asylum for a reason.

[TheEnglishman]

Saturos Striker, on Jun 12 2006, 05:41 PM, said:

Look at the Loony Tunes! Daffie Duck owns. :D

Nah he could never beat Bugs Bunny. *cough*

[Sea of Time]

Or Porky Pig. I mean, how can you beat Porky Pig?!?

[Saturos S.]

Bugs didn't have the same high level of humor that daffie has.

[TheEnglishman]

What about Elmer Fudd? He's great! 'Be vewy vewy quiet.'

[Sea of Time]

We were laughing at him, not his jokes. That's the main difference.

[TheEnglishman]

Well I still like him.

[Sea of Time]

Google

This should make you happy, it's Google! Elmer Fudd edition.

[Saturos S.]

lol. Elmer Fudd is vewy cool indeed.

What about the irony of Marvin the Martian!

[Caael]

Uh.. waht about it?

Today and tomorow are my days off, so you guys are gonna get hungry.

[Sea of Time]

I want some more pie.

As to what type, surprise me.

[Toasty]

I can only imagine what WD will say...

Wind Dude, on Jun 10 2006, 10:35 AM, said:

Quit talking about pie you horny *******s.

[Someone Else]

I'm not obsessed with pie! It's everyone else that is obsessed with pie!

And don't call me crazy... I'm not crAZY DAMMIT! nOT CRAZY!!!!!

[Toasty]

Pie

[Saturos S.]

Cheesecake :P

[Sea of Time]

What about ice cream people! Ice cream goes great with pie!

(take ice out of that last sentence and you get the dirtiest sentence ever)

[Toasty]

Sea_of_Time, on Jun 14 2006, 06:42 AM, said:

What about ice cream people! Ice cream goes great with pie!

(take ice out of that last sentence and you get the dirtiest sentence ever)

SoT, your officially worse than WD...



Do the ice cream and cake! Lyrics

[Saturos S.]

I think we should get the asylum part of this club active.

[Sea of Time]

You got it.

But the DJ doesn't do crazy. He just bobs his head like he don't care.

[Saturos S.]

And I think we need a coffee bar extention.
I think a good owner there would be.... WD! So, do you want it?

[Caael]

Caael resings being Chef. It sucks when you have a comp which takes half an hour to upload a picture. I'll be summin like interrigator ( sp) or prison guard. We do have a prison, right?

[Sea of Time]

Being a DJ pretty much sucks around here. You think some people would actually want some tunes.

[Split Infinity]

I almost forgot about this place. *re-opens bar and sets fire to coffee shop*

How can I help you?

[Sea of Time]

*sits down on stool*

I'm tired, man. Hook me up with some espresso. I've got a busy day ahead.

[Split Infinity]

May I see your V.I.P. Night Club Assylum For The Elderly membership card?

[Sea of Time]

Wow you people are careful. *hands card*

[Split Infinity]

Indeed we are. *dons biohazard suit*

[Sea of Time]

Take off that stupid suit and give me my espresso!

The service here is horrible!

[Split Infinity]

Hey, if you don't like it, then get out! *takes out crowbar from underneath bench*

[Sea of Time]

Woah! Woah! I just wanted an espresso, I don't want any trouble!

*pulls out gun slowly from pocket*

[Split Infinity]

*swings and catches gun with the nook of the crowbar* Shove this up your stocking! *fires*

[Sea of Time]

AHH!

My shoulder...... *falls to the ground*

[Split Infinity]

*kicks* That'll shut him up...

[Sea of Time]

*lies on the ground dead*

[Split Infinity]

Just die already.

[Sea of Time]

*bleeds profusely from head wound*

[Split Infinity]

Okay, I've had enough of you. *devours*

[TheEnglishman]

Ew. That's just nasty.

[Split Infinity]

I'm the Ultima Weapon, just try and stop me.

[TheEnglishman]

*Takes out Final Fantasy VII disk* Done.

[Split Infinity]

Fool! I am not just mere data on a CD, but an action figure! Hyah!

[Sea of Time]

God sent me back to be the DJ. I am no un-killable as long as I'm in the club.

[Split Infinity]

The fact still remains that I devoured you. Now get back in my belly!

[Sea of Time]

What do you think came out when you took that huge poo?

Duh.

[Split Infinity]

[insert random Ultima Weapon attack]

[Sea of Time]

It went right through me.

[Split Infinity]

That explains the gaping hole. :)

[Sea of Time]

It didn't hurt though.

[Split Infinity]

Because it ruptured your spinal cord. Stop stalling and die!

[Sea of Time]

See, I'm much more than flesh and blood. I am supernatural.

[Split Infinity]

I'll just lock you away in the Farplane then.

[Sea of Time]

I'll just float out the ceiling.

[Split Infinity]

Wha-cheh? The Farplane is an infinitely huge space! There's no ceiling! Or exit, for that matter.

[Mindpatch]

*Plays music* YEAH!