[Golden Legacy]

Simple. Relate your post to the corresponding year. As of now, I'm at 1900; turn of the twentieth century, President McKinley is reelected, the Boer Wars, etc.

I dunno. Just a random idea. Have fun. :P

[Sea of Time]

XD

Well there's going to be flying Delorians like in Back to the Future, and we'll have so many men in space, that there will be Celebrity Poker Tournaments on Mars! Yep.... 3626, how sweet it will be.

[TheEnglishman]

1074?! Oh come on...
Apparently a future Scottish king is born is 1074... that's all Wikipedia gave me.

[Lemontime]

Roman Empire

* Constantine prohibits the separation of the families of slaves during a change in ownership.

Asia

* Chandragupta I succeeds his father Ghatotkacha as ruler of the Gupta Empire.

Religion

* Arius travels to Nicomedia at the invitation of Eusebius, after having been accused of heresy and condemned by Alexander, the Patriarch of Alexandria. This gave rise to the Arian Controversy.

Births

* Saint Bassiano, first Bishop of Lodi, Italy.

Deaths

* Ghatotkacha, ruler of the Gupta Empire

The year 319 sounds like an interesting year.. Sort of..

[MysticWarrior]

Im in teh footar omglolk whair evry1 talks lik diz

[Platinum Sun]

Man, being a noob sucks. Well, cheese was invented by an unknown arab nomad around 318 AD. Now there's a claim to fame for ya.

[Mars Djinni]

My post count: 1617.

- Change of emperor of the Ottoman Empire from Ahmed I (1603-1617) to Mustafa I (1617-1623).
- Francesco Andreini's The Penitent Magdalene is published.
- February 27 - Peace is reached between Russia and Sweden with the Treaty of Stolbovo, ending the Ingrian War. Sweden gains Ingermanland and Karelia.

[Split Infinity]

Total Posts - 986

- March 2 - Louis V becomes King of the Franks
- End of the reign of Emperor Kazan, emperor of Japan
- Emperor Ichijō ascends to the throne of Japan
- Explorer Bjarni Herjólfsson becomes the first inhabitant of the Old World to sight North America
- Sweyn Forkbeard becomes King of Denmark

[Aquamarine]

Cool idea, but where the hell do I find out what happened that year!?

[Mindpatch]

Type in 581 AD at wikipedia.

67:

* June 29 - Saint Peter, apostle (traditional) (crucified upside down upon request).

[Aquamarine]

Thanks Mindpatch! :P

Total Posts - 582

- Maurice succeeds Tiberius II Constantine as Byzantine Emperor.
- Construction of the new capital of Sui Dynasty Daxing in Asia.
- John Nesteutes becomes Patriarch of Constantinople.

[Split Infinity]

If you have less than about 1900 posts, nobody is going to care about your 'history'.

[Platinum Sun]

Yeah, history dosn't get interesting 'till at least 1000.

[Split Infinity]

1000 AD

- World Population 300 million.
- Gunpowder invented in China.
- Scandinavia, Iceland and Hungary Christianized.
- Stephen I becomes King of Hungary.
- Sancho III of Navarre becomes King of Aragon, Navarre.
- Leif Ericson lands in North America, calling it Vinland.
- Sweyn I establishes Danish control over part of Norway.
- Dhaka, Bangladesh, is founded.
- Persian scientist Avicenna hypothesized two causes of mountains: "Either they are the effects of upheavals of the crust of the earth, or they are the effect of water, which, cutting itself a new route, has denuded the valleys." He also published Al-Quanun, or The Canon of Medicine, where he held that medicines were to be known either by experiment or by reasoning.
- The Diocese of Kolobrzeg is founded.
- Emperor Otto III makes pilgrimage from Rome to Aachen and Gniezno (Gnesen), stopping at Regensburg, Meissen, Magdeburg, and Gniezno. Congress of Gniezno (with Boleslaw I Chrobry) was part of pilgrimage. In Rome, he builds the basilica of San Bartolomeo all'Isola, to host the relics of St. Bartholomew.
- The Hutu arrive in present-day Rwanda and Burundi, soon outnumbering the native Twa.
- Château de Goulaine vineyard founded in France.
- Fonderia Pontificia Marinelli bell foundry founded in Italy.
- Archdiocese in Gniezno is founded, first archibishop is Gaudentius, from Slavník's dynasty.

[Platinum Sun]

Yeah, but is any of that interesting?

[Split Infinity]

Um...some people thought the world was going to end? :P

[Platinum Sun]

People still think the world is going to end. Predicting the end of the world has been an annoying fad since the world began.

[Split Infinity]

They say that some time after our next pope, the apocalypse will be upon us. And it's the Christians saying it this time.

[Platinum Sun]

Right. So people still think the world is ending, and it's still not news. Next!

[Split Infinity]

:P (click)

[Platinum Sun]

:P (click)

[Split Infinity]

Whoa, good thing I had a sudden impulse to turn the sound down. XD

[Sea of Time]

The future isn't looking too good. The year 3630 is very interesting, though.

[Mars Djinni]

My brother was just searching about millennia to come. He's a bit paranoid about the end of the world.

[Sea of Time]

Just tell him that I decided to give the world until the year 4000. Then I'll send my son, Jesus, to give judgement to all you *******s.

This has been the word of God.

[/sacrilege]

[Split Infinity]

Sea_of_Time, on Jul 6 2006, 12:47 AM, said:

The future isn't looking too good. The year 3630 is very interesting, though.

What about it?

[Aquamarine]

Eh... I think he was joking.

[Sea of Time]

I was just kidding. If you really want to know, ask God.

Wait, I am God! <_<

[Mars Djinni]

- Microsoft releases the Xbox 3630.

[Golden Legacy]

In the year 1625? Wow, Bill Gates' ancestors have been planning this for a long, long time.

EDIT: Oh wait, that is SOT's era. Never mind then. <_<

[Mars Djinni]

Actually, in 1625, Sir William Wellignton-Gates von Appelshtien becomes the first to start a company for Slates and Chalk.

Well... Not really...

- March 27 - Prince Charles Stuart becomes King Charles I of England, Scotland and Ireland.
- June 13 - Marriage of Charles I of England and Henrietta Wozniak, Princess of France and Navarra.
- June 15 - Breda surrenders to the Spanish troops of general Ambrogio de Spinola
- The English Parliament refuses to vote Charles I the right to collect customs duties for his entire reign, restricting him to one year instead.
- William Oughtred invents the slide rule.
- James Ussher becomes Archbishop of Armagh.
- New Netherlands director Wilhem Verhulst commissions the construction of Fort Amsterdam on the southern tip of Manhattan.

[Nemphtis]

My f*cking history sucks. Blow me.

[Yuki]

772

err...

it comes after 771? x.X

Oh yeah, Pope Adrian exceeds Pope Stephen III

:D!

[PDM]

Well this account has too little posts to do ze history thing, and PDM has too many. =/

Well, 235 BC was the first performance of a work by Latin epic poet and dramatist Gnaeus Naevius.

[Someone Else]

Space ships. Space colonies. Space food. Space MONKEYS.

You get the picture.

[TheEnglishman]

1160 = Eric IX of Sweden is succeeded by Karl Sverkersson.
Heiji Rebellion in Japan
Yasovarman II succeeds his uncle Dharanindravarman as ruler of the Khmer Empire. Dharanindravarman's son Jayavarman, acquieses to his cousin's succession and goes into exile in neighboring Champa. (Imagine having to write those names :agitated:. Ooo Champa!)
Spital am Semmering founded by Margrave Ottokar III of Styria
The City of Tomar is founded in Portugal by Gualdim Pais
Reynald of Chatillon is arrested (Not Reynald!)

[Golden Legacy]

1988/1989:

People who would later join a forum called GSSF are born.

Need I say more? :agitated:

[Elliott]

6266

Mankind has been wiped out.
The Earth has been destroyed.
The end.

[Mars Djinni]

GL's current Post count (1992)

A boy was born who would soon take up an interest in Video games and go on to joining GSSF as Mars Djinni.

[Split Infinity]

All this discussion of birthdates has given me an idea for a rip-off topic.

[Golden Legacy]

Mars Djinni, on Jul 22 2006, 11:52 PM, said:

GL's current Post count (1992)

A boy was born who would soon take up an interest in Video games and go on to joining GSSF as Mars Djinni.

:)

You know, as of now, I'm trying to limit my posting so that I stay in recent years. ;) I want to stay in this era for as long as possible.

[Sea of Time]

Split Infinity, on Jul 23 2006, 12:29 AM, said:

All this discussion of birthdates has given me an idea for a rip-off topic.

That happens a lot doesn't it?

[Split Infinity]

Agatio, on Jul 23 2006, 01:08 PM, said:

6266

Mankind has been wiped out.
The Earth has been destroyed.
The end.

That would be roughly 6,000,000,000 AD.

[FlamingDuck]

87 ;)


The Roman Maternus arrives in Ethiopia.
Lyon, a city in Gaul has a population of over 100,000.
Decebalus becomes king of Dacia.

Fascinating, eh?

[Golden Legacy]

2006 :!:

Hmm, I wonder...

The Winter Olympics. Italy wins FIFA World Cup, Zidane called off for headbutting, violence in the Middle East flares up between Israel and Lebanon, etc. etc. etc.

Deja vu, eh? =)

[TheEnglishman]

1183 = Three-year old Emperor Go-Toba ascends to the throne of Japan after the forced abdication of his brother Emperor Antoku during the Genpei War
William of Tyre excommunicated by the newly appointed Heraclius of Jerusalem, firmly ending their struggle for power
Andronicus I Comnenus becomes the Byzantine emperor
First written account of a sport resembling cricket, by Joseph of Exeter
Peace of Constance
The Siege of Kerak is waged between the Ayyubids and the crusaders, in which regent Guy of Lusignan refused to fight
Clearly a bad year for *snigger* William of Tyre.

[Toasty]

I don't know what happened in 488, and I'm too lazy to find out.
[EDIT] But if I include my posts from my previous account, and posts in the common room, I have 2536. The world is...well....advanced...and stuff....with flying cars and giant piloted robots that fly through the sky on surf boards.

[TheEnglishman]

Just go into Wikipedia and put in 488. Either that or don't reply.

[Someone Else]

I'll Wiki your Pedia.

It's so fun to post before Toasty.

Aw he didn't post anything.

...

Now I look like an idiot.

...

Oh wait.

[Split Infinity]

~ 1533 ~

- January 25: King Henry VIII of England marries Anne Boleyn, his second Queen consort.
- March 30: Thomas Cranmer becomes Archbishop of Canterbury.
- April 9: Troops of Ahmad ibn Ibrahim sack the monastic complex of Lalibela in Abyssinia.
- May 23: King Henry VIII of England's marriage with Catherine of Aragon officially declared annulled. Catherine refuses to accept and continues to believe herself the wife of Henry till her death.
- June 1: Henry VIII of England's new wife, Anne Boleyn, is crowned as queen.
- July 11: Henry VIII is excommunicated by Pope Clement VII.
November 15 - Francisco Pizarro arrives in Cuzco, Peru.

- Russia, Ivan IV succeeds his father Vasili III as Grand Prince of Muscovy at 3 years old.
- Peru, Inca Atahualpa pays Francisco Pizarro ransom of approx. $100 million in gold; Pizarro executes him anyway.
- Peace treaty divides Hungary between Suleiman I and King Ferdinand.
- Pechenga Monastery is founded in the Far North of Russia.

[Golden Legacy]

~ 2886 ~

Oceania has invaded Eastasia, and Big Brother's face appears in every home throughout Eurasia.

[Split Infinity]

Is that supposed to be a reference to Doctor Who?

[Elliott]

Apocalypse, pestilence, war, famine and plague have wiped out the human race.

[Split Infinity]

Why?

[Elliott]

Because you're ghey

[Split Infinity]

Why? (I'm willing to do this for as long as you are)

[Golden Legacy]

Split, it's from a book called 1984.

Also, please quite the spam posts.

[Aquamarine]

~1307~

January 18 - German king Albrecht I makes his son Rudolf king of Bohemia.
July - The Knights Hospitaller begin their conquest of Rhodes.
September 5 - Pope Clement V confirms the Knights Hospitaller possession of Rhodes, although only Feracle had fallen to their attacks.
October 13 - Friday the 13th: All Knights Templar in France are simultaneously arrested by agents of Phillip the Fair, to be later tortured into "admitting" heresy.
November 18 - (Legendary) - William Tell shoots an apple off his son's head.
Edward II becomes King of England.
Per Abad writes the codex of the Cantar de mio Cid.

Wow.

[gsninja]

2010

Well, three years from now...Nothing much will change. Um...Bush will be out of office, Bin Laden will have a 10% chance of being caught, and I shall be in college. =3

[PDM]

gsninja, on Jan 14 2007, 12:15 PM, said:

2010

Well, three years from now...Nothing much will change. Um...Bush will be out of office, Bin Laden will have a 10% chance of being caught, and I shall be in college. =3

And the olympics come to canada.

[Eugine]

2590

Humans now live on mars, and space colonies exists. We have discovered new species, but none which threatens humanity.

[Golden Legacy]

2890

Humans now live on the International Space Station located somewhere past Jupiter. We have discovered thirteen new species, all of which promptly destroyed humanity and forced everyone to outer space.

[Somia]

881 -
Charles the Fat is crowned western emperor.
Louis III of France routs Norman pirates at the Battle of Saucourt-en-Vimeu.
St. Cäcilien, Cäcilienstraße, was founded as a college for women in 881. It is now the Schnütgen Museum[1].
Bakong (Harihara-Laya) founded in 881.
Feng Tao, Chinese Confucian minister credited as first to print Confucian Classics in 932.

[Sea of Time]

4793

Humans have ceased to exist. Jesus never had his second coming. And dolphins are now the dominant species on Earth.

[Lemontime]

Always them damn dolphins. I'll edit this post with my day in history.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/611
Bit of a slow new year..

[Golden Legacy]

^ LOL, Lemontime.

All right. So let's see... past the year 2900, writing and typing have become moot. Humans now communicate in ways too advanced for us to even think about it.

[FlamingDuck]

~432~

The Battle of Ravenna is fought between the two strong men of the Empire, general Flavius Aëtius and count Bonifacius.

King Rua unites the Huns.

July 31 - Pope Sixtus III succeeds Pope Celestine as the 44th pope.

Pretty boring year.

[Saturos S.]

600
Some crap happens that Uncyclopedia cant tell ya. Dan Rather finally eats his own filth.

The population of the Earth rises to about 208 million people.


Europe
Smallpox arrives in Europe for the first time.


Asia
The Persians begin to use windmills for irrigation.
Chaturanga is played in its current form in India.


The Americas
Loma Caldera in El Salvador erupts, burying the Maya village, Joya de Cerén.
The Hopewell culture of North America ceases to be the dominant culture.


By Topic

Arts and Sciences
The moldboard plow is invented in eastern Europe.
The earliest references to chess found in the Persian work Karnamak-i-Artakhshatr-i-Papakan, and the Indian works of Subandhu's Vasavadatta and Banabhatta's Harsha Charitha

Religion
Pope Gregory I codifies what comes to be known as Gregorian chant.
Construction on the monastery of St. Catherine is begun on Mount Sinai.
Irish missionaries preach in Scotland and Germany.
Chinese-influenced sculptures of Buddha begin to be created in Japan.
Sumatra, Java, and the surrounding islands are converted to Buddhism.
Augustine of Canterbury converts Ethelbert of Kent to Christianity (approximate date).

[Eugine]

3927 -
We have discovered many, many alien species, but none are smarter than humans.

We are a interplanetal race. Our current home is a planet called Eugetopia, named after the great discoverer of the 21st century called Eugine.

(One can only hope!)

[Moonear]

Aww, this is more fun when your post count is higher than 2010.

562
Belisarius stands trial for corruption in Constantinople, possibly with Procopius acting as urban prefect.

A peace treaty is signed between the Byzantine and the Persian empires.

Sigebert I repels an attack on Austrasia by the Avars.

Nan Xiao Ming Di succeeds Nan Liang Xuan Di as ruler of the Chinese Nan Liang Dynasty.

The city of Taiyuan is rebuilt.

Silla, by order of King Jinheung, wages war upon Gaya and conquers it.

The Maya state of Caracol defeats Tikal in battle.
copied from wikipedia.

[TheEnglishman]

2736
The alien invasion of New America wipes out millions.
Lost finally ends. Turns out it was all a dream.

[Eugine]

3931 -
Eugtopia is under attack by alien beings who rivals human intelligence!

[Golden Legacy]

Me111, on Feb 22 2008, 12:46 AM, said:

Lost finally ends. Turns out it was all a dream.

ROFL


- 4072 -
The Lunar base decides to launch an invasion on Mother Earth. All hell breaks loose.

[Toasty]

3651

China finally nukes the US thanks to the advanced stealth missle plans that were sold to them by Hillary Clinton during her first term in office. At the age of 1647.

[Golden Legacy]

4074

The world carries out an invasion of the United States, when it tries to elect the 100th great-grandson of George Bush as president, under the motto "OH HELL @#$%ING NO WAY!".

[Eugine]

lmao.

3934 -
World recovering from war. Humans won again. We pwn.

[Quacnar]

264

The year that nothing special happened and everyone cried.

[Split Infinity]

3338 AD

Due to humanity's centuries of ignorance towards global warming, the gases break free of the ozone layer and are burnt up by the sun, accelerating its nuclear reactions and engulfing the earth prematurely.

[Toasty]

3652AD

Nuclear powered bunnies result from said blast.

[Ironsight]

1177 AD

US nukes Mexico in last-ditch attempt to save economy. Failed because everyone had illigaly migrated to the US.

[Split Infinity]

They didn't have nukes in 1177 AD. ^_^

[TheEnglishman]

2740:
The alien invasion now spans half the planet, with tough resistance coming from the European area.
24 reaches it's 365th series, meaning it is now possible to spend an entire year watching the show.

[Caael]

^^ Lol!!

[Drizzy Drake]

Me111, on Feb 22 2008, 05:22 AM, said:

2740:
The alien invasion now spans half the planet, with tough resistance coming from the European area.
24 reaches it's 365th series, meaning it is now possible to spend an entire year watching the show.

Actually, it wouldn't be possible. If you watched them on DVD, you would be probably a month short on account of the no commercials.

[TheEnglishman]

Geez Skid it was a joke. Why ruin it?
2747:
Super de duper HD TVs invented.

[Neo]

* The Carmelite Order is approved by Pope Honorius III.
* Frederick II calls the Imperial Diet of Cremona.
* November 8 - Louis IX of France starts to rule.

[Someone Else]

5309 AD

The Canadian Legion rules the world with an iron fist. Or at least a bronze.

[Jenna]

Let's see here...

17 BC -- Under the emperor Augustus, Rome celebrated the Secular games, for which Horace's hymn the Carmen Saeculare was commissioned.

[kate]

hahahaha wd are you sure you aren't canadian??

year whatever my post is

Some guy died. It was pretty tragic. Let's have a moment of silence

[Toasty]

Lol

3677 AD

Mad scientist finally transplants a dog's brain into a piece of toast. Thus, the first pet piece of toast is born.

Said piece of toast then reproduces at an alarming rate, and becomes the new world power. All species bow down to the new Light brown and fluffy supreme dictator.

Human's go extinct when they have no more toast to feed their empty bellies with. The fat one's go first.

[PDM]

The skinny ones would go first.

[Toasty]

3681

The fat people have finally all been killed by the toasted empire's evil butter cannons, or starvation.

The remaining skinny people are next.

[PDM]

PDM, on Feb 24 2008, 02:13 AM, said:

The skinny ones would go first.

[Someone Else]

5334 AD

The rest of the world, having been oppressed by the Canadian Legion for 25 years, plan an uprising against the horrible dictatorship. The USA (United Slums of America) await their chance...

[Caael]

2832- A water substitute is invented. Just add wate-oh wait...

[Ironsight]

1054 AD
- Supernova creates the Crab Nebula
- The great Catholic schism occurs


yay...

[Golden Legacy]

- 4165 -

The newly formed Republic of the World decides to invade the United States (now consisting only of New Jersey and Hawaii) with parachuting mechanical android monkeys. On Mars.

[Caael]

3003- Almost looks like ' B00B'

[Fritzy]

55-The apostle Paul writes his First Epistle to the Corinthians.

[Elliott]

6476

We'll probably have wiped ourselves out by then and end up like the Shannara series :P

[Laharl]

1449

* January 6 - Constantine XI is crowned Byzantine Emperor at Mistra. He will be the last in a line of rulers that can be traced to the founding of Rome.
* April 7 - The last Antipope, Felix V, abdicates.
* April 19 - Pope Nicholas V is elected by the Council of Basel.
* April 25 - The Council of Basel dissolves itself.
* August 13 - First Margrave War: Brandenburg Margrave Albrecht Achilles takes Lichtenau Fortress from Nuremberg.
* September 8 - Battle of Tumu Fortress: The Oirat Mongols defeat the Ming Dynasty army and capture the Zhengtong Emperor of China; the latter is officially deposed while his brother ascends as the Jingtai Emperor the next year.
* October 29 - The French recapture Rouen from the English.

[kate]

666

kekekekeke n.n

er...I mean...satan was born? I dunno. Mostly people just hid in caves and tried not to look at the calendar for fear of being infected by its evuhl D:

my post count is the win

[Someone Else]

5406 AD

The Canadian Legion and the rest of the world have been at war for nearly a hundred years, and all are showing signs of fatigue. That is, except Aussieland, who has been neutral in this affair. But now they pillage and wreak havoc on the disoriented, war-torn world. Aussieland's new world order is inevitable.

[Eugine]

<------ The world ends <3

[Toasty]

3789

God turns off the sun. :D

[Caael]

3013: Caael finally gets bored of living and pulls his own head off.

[Folcon]

1580

Francis Drake enters Plymouth harbor September 26 after the first circumnavigation of the world by an Englishman. He has left Java March 26, rounded the Cape of Good Hope June 15 with only three casks of water for his 57 men aboard the Golden Hinde, watered on the Guinea coast a month later, and completed his round-the-world voyage in roughly 34 months.

[Drizzy Drake]

2008

Obama becoems the first black president in U.S history, and the Winter Olympics happen.

[Golden Legacy]

Dipset, on Mar 16 2008, 03:19 PM, said:

2008

Obama becoems the first black president in U.S history, and the Winter Olympics happen.

SKIDZ I LOVE YOU <3

[Split Infinity]

2367 AD

A solitary man stands over Skidz and GL's ageing graves, the tombstone reading 'It seemed like such a good idea at the time...'

[Drizzy Drake]

Golden Legacy, on Mar 16 2008, 02:52 PM, said:

SKIDZ I LOVE YOU <3

I serve to please.

Split Infinity, on Mar 16 2008, 03:08 PM, said:

2367 AD

A solitary man stands over Skidz and GL's ageing graves, the tombstone reading 'It seemed like such a good idea at the time...'

Are you talking about that chick in Montreal, casue if so, I wore a condom. No way I got an STD.

[Someone Else]

Dipset, on Mar 16 2008, 12:19 PM, said:

2008

Obama becoems the first black president in U.S history, and the Winter Olympics happen.

Bill Clinton was the first black president. Obama will be our first president from Hawaii. =D

[Toasty]

Dipset, on Mar 16 2008, 02:18 PM, said:

Are you talking about that chick in Montreal, casue if so, I wore a condom. No way I got an STD.

He means that you two thought voting for Obama was a good idea at the time. Which it wasn't. :)

[Golden Legacy]

Toasty, on Mar 16 2008, 11:36 PM, said:

He means that you two thought voting for Obama was a good idea at the time. Which it definitely was because he's damn sexy. :)

fix'd.

[Someone Else]

lol opinions at you toasty

[Split Infinity]

Split Infinity, on Mar 17 2008, 08:08 AM, said:

2367 AD

A solitary man stands over Skidz and GL's ageing graves, the tombstone reading 'It seemed like such a good idea at the time...'

Oh wait a minute, that was my number of profile views. :)

[Drizzy Drake]

Toasty, on Mar 16 2008, 09:36 PM, said:

He means that you two thought voting for Obama was a good idea at the time. Which it wasn't. :)

OHHH. Well, ya, forget about that Montreal girl. GL, don't tell them anything.