Love, Commitment and Down-going Topic
#201
Posted 13 June 2009 - 03:35 PM
#202
Posted 13 June 2009 - 05:19 PM
Someone Else, on Jun 13 2009, 02:03 PM, said:
If you prod and poke around the old relationships topic maybe you'll find something and be able to fabricate the rest of the missing bit of story yourself.
Oh fu.. **** you! You can`t do that.
Swear filter exists for a reason.
#203
Posted 13 June 2009 - 05:32 PM
jk jk
#204
Posted 13 June 2009 - 07:35 PM
On the brink of spam? love you babe.
#205
Posted 14 June 2009 - 07:21 PM
And WD, I have to agree. You can't come into the relationships topic, claim that its over, and not tell us *why*!
And to stay on topic, there's this guy that I'm pretty sure likes me who comes into my work to help out once in a while...the problem is...he's my boss' nephew X3. And knowing my inability to keep a relationship, I don't want it to make things awkward at work or cause me to lose my job (though I don't think it would be that bad.) But damn. Its too bad. He's got nice biceps X3
#206
Posted 15 June 2009 - 03:58 AM
#207
Posted 15 June 2009 - 09:54 AM
That's a joke Icy, just a joke, please don't beat me to a pulp. ;) But I'm right about girls not truly knowing what they want.
#208
Posted 15 June 2009 - 10:28 AM
Kidding. Well, half.
#210
Posted 15 June 2009 - 11:31 AM
#211
Posted 15 June 2009 - 04:34 PM
#212
Posted 15 June 2009 - 04:40 PM
...I'm pretty much a guy when it comes to relationships i guess
#213
Posted 23 June 2009 - 02:48 AM
And no physical appearance, just personality? umm, okay. Well he's really sweet and has a great sense of humor. He's not conceited about it though, and he underestimates himself a lot, but he's really intelligent and can be really charming. Is that good enough? :X
SHUT UP, NOS. >.>
#214
Posted 23 June 2009 - 02:54 AM
What does he look for in a woman?
Seems worth pursuing for now though.
#216
Posted 23 June 2009 - 03:22 AM
His interest in women? Not me. That's the problem XD
#217
Posted 23 June 2009 - 10:25 AM
#218
Posted 23 June 2009 - 12:19 PM
I posted: "Sure, there are thousands of fish in the sea. But what do you do if you can't catch any? :["
And I got:
Ryan P at 1:41am June 23
there may be thousands of fish in the sea, but you aren't in the sea, you're in the dessert....alone
Alyssa M (Me) at 1:54am June 23
Thanks, 'cause y'know, that's EXACTLY what I needed right now e.e
Alyssa P (not me)at 2:08am June 23
It's Ryan. What do you expect?
I hate that saying. It's like alright, we aren't fish, there is no sea, and I think there are more than just thousands! False, in all areas!
Ryan P at 2:16am June 23
all im saying is that maybe the fish thing is right, try finding a turtle
Chris M at 6:33am June 23
thats why you have to search for the right shore
Autumn B at 8:54am June 23
Or you could just date a mammal and call it even, Icy.
Maggie M at 9:18am June 23
this is an interesting conversation lol
Alyssa P at 9:41am June 23
HAH! Mammals. They always let you down.
Ryan P at 11:02am June 23
i thought it was gravity that always got you down?
uhh yeah, random. Fish in the sea. My friend Ryan made a good point--I live nowhere near an ocean :[
#219
Posted 23 June 2009 - 05:59 PM
I'm actually in the same boat. I live in a desert too, and there aren't any fish anywhere. Except for the bottom-feeding karp. D:
#220
Posted 23 June 2009 - 06:03 PM
Oh wait, are we talking about real fish or proverbial fish now? X3
Although I found it interesting that chubby girls are something of a fettish now. Or at least there are guys there who like girls whose ribs don't stick out of their bodies. (This was actually news to me.)
#221
Posted 23 June 2009 - 06:37 PM
But the same kinda holds true for proverbial fish. There's some good ones out there, but I'm either not interested in them at all or.....I'm just not interested. =/
#222
Posted 24 June 2009 - 11:13 PM
You wanna know how that happened? He's gay XD
But we came to a conclusion...when you have a relationship in your past that you really valued, was successful, and placed high on a pedestal, you tend to compare every other relationship in the future to it, even subconsciously. Or at least that happened with us. What about you guys?
#223
Posted 24 June 2009 - 11:58 PM
I've so been noticing that. ryan was the only relationship where i really thought it was perfect, and because it was snatched away so suddenly now i'm like "how did ryan do that different" with any guy after him....even though it's only been two months....there have been/are 3 guys. so it's really fscking me over
#224
Posted 25 June 2009 - 12:26 AM
I mean, I say "oh, I've moved on." And its true. I don't love him anymore, I hardly think about him, but somewhere in the back of my mind I'm always waiting for a relationship that was as good as what we had, yet none of them live up to those standards D:
How do we get over it!? Focus on all the negatives of that relationship? What if you can't find any? D:
#225
Posted 25 June 2009 - 12:29 AM
And it sucks a lot for the guys who will try to date you, too. :P
#227
Posted 25 June 2009 - 04:06 AM
Only tip I can give is to never try to find yer girl or man in a club. It won't work, you just end up with a one-night-stand and you'll never speak to her/him again...
wait... I met my girl in a club. Ok sometimes it works.
#228
Posted 25 June 2009 - 04:43 AM
#229
Posted 25 June 2009 - 05:12 AM
#230
Posted 25 June 2009 - 05:38 AM
Icy, on Jun 25 2009, 08:26 AM, said:
Heh... Yeah, my situation is kinda similar in a way.
Only about a week ago I was talking with one of my best friends(she's a girl btw) about relationships. The thing with me is, I would like to have a real relationship now, with a girl I would really care about and stay loyal to. However, the last time I was in love was when I was like.. 13 or 14. That didn't go at all well and it really ****ed me up for years to come. I've had plenty of girlfriends, but I've never had any real feelings for them.
Until November of last year that is, when I hooked up with a girl and for the first time after so many years had very strong feelings for her. She screwed me over only after a couple of days and again, that ****ed me up for all the girls I've had since. Once again, I can't seem to have strong romantic feelings for a girl.
The important thing is, I don't let this stuff get to me. Because it's not all that bad, and I know I will meet someone special soon enough. Geddit?
#231
Posted 25 June 2009 - 12:12 PM
Someone Else, on Jun 24 2009, 11:29 PM, said:
And it sucks a lot for the guys who will try to date you, too. -_-
Not always. I was the one to end it, if you recall. But it was one of those things that was "for the best". If either one of us moved to the other place, we'd be like a fish out of water with no opportunity.
Toasty, on Jun 25 2009, 01:59 AM, said:
After all, if you don't, the guy will get tired of trying to live up to your expectations and he'll quit.
I've never had them quit, per-say...more like I gave up on them. I dunno, two of the guys were just not my type, and then one of them (Ironically named Luke, but not the same one) was actually the first guy I felt really attached to, but I screwed that up (I won't go into detail) and he's also gay in the physical attraction area sooo. Then the last one I dated last year, just got out of a relationship himself and said he wasn't ready for another one.
Neo, on Jun 25 2009, 03:06 AM, said:
I hardly ever bring up my exes with a guy I'm dating unless they ask. And like I said, I did move on. I'm just wanting something as special as what we had, and not some flimsy relationship like the rest of them have been. Maybe I'm not being patient enough, but the spark where I can just talk to that one guy for hours and feel all giddy inside isn't there.
Oh wait, it is, but go back to the last page, and see THATS not going to work either. I hate my love life so much right now XD
#232
Posted 25 June 2009 - 12:28 PM
And about the "moving on", yeah I read your stories and indeed learned you moved on. 't Was more of a general note, not directed mainly at you -_-. I hope you'll get your change soon, and I'm positive you will.
#233
Posted 25 June 2009 - 09:01 PM
Although, you're 19, you're not THAT much older than me, Mister -_-
I know, people tell me that I'm young, and I have a lot of life ahead of me, but that's now how I see it. Right now, the future is out of my reach, but the past in my pocket and I can see it a lot clearer than whats in front of me. I know to wait, that's what a lot of people have told me. Its just...hard.
Well I guess that's obvious XD
#234
Posted 03 July 2009 - 11:06 AM
I could tell a long tale about divine intervention, but instead I'll simply say that us being in the same place at the same time should have been completely impossible.
#235
Posted 03 July 2009 - 12:06 PM
Oh, and an update on my situation--the guy from my work was obviously showing a lot of interest in me, so after work I asked him if he wanted to get a bite to eat and we ended up talking over an hour--in which I was supposed to be home within that same hour. The only problem...I know from my other co-worker that he has a girlfriend x.x.
#236
Posted 03 July 2009 - 12:15 PM
On top of that, her brother (who is now something of an archenemy) and I became friends, and so he introduced us. later on, we found out that we were going to be in the same town (she lives where my college is). Then we started hanging out, and she decided she felt safer around me than her brother.
Overall, none of the things that did happen should have happened.
As for her parents, well... I'll say it's hard not to feel singled out, despite the fact I know they just don't want her with anybody.
#239
Posted 04 July 2009 - 08:43 AM
Right now you're breaking the age difference rule of:
X / 2 + 7.
X being your current age. You're allowed to date anywhere above the age of the result.. SHE BETTER BE MORE THAN 16 AND A HALF!!
#240
Posted 04 July 2009 - 09:01 AM
King of Town, on Jul 4 2009, 09:43 AM, said:
Right now you're breaking the age difference rule of:
(X / 2) + 7.
X being your current age. You're allowed to date anywhere above the age of the result.. SHE BETTER BE MORE THAN 16 AND A HALF!!
Formula corrected...
SCREW THE RULES I HAVE MONEY!
In all seriousness, though, I don't listen to people anymore, at least in terms of what I can/can't do. Nothing good in my life has happened because I did what someone ELSE wanted.
#241
Posted 04 July 2009 - 04:12 PM
Like Randolph said, it's the perceived age gap. You have much more in common as you get older, but while you're still developing (0-17), you have a certain innocence to the real world that people older than that can take advantage of.
#242
Posted 04 July 2009 - 04:19 PM
#243
Posted 04 July 2009 - 04:24 PM
Split uses smilies when talking to girls, lol.
#244
Posted 04 July 2009 - 04:30 PM
King of Town, on Jul 4 2009, 07:43 AM, said:
Right now you're breaking the age difference rule of:
X / 2 + 7.
X being your current age. You're allowed to date anywhere above the age of the result.. SHE BETTER BE MORE THAN 16 AND A HALF!!
So a 50 year old and a 32 year old are alright?
Meh. I guess it doesn't really matter once you're 20+
#245
Posted 04 July 2009 - 04:34 PM
Randolph, on Jul 4 2009, 11:01 AM, said:
SCREW THE RULES I HAVE MONEY!
In all seriousness, though, I don't listen to people anymore, at least in terms of what I can/can't do. Nothing good in my life has happened because I did what someone ELSE wanted.
Sounds like me.
It`s too bad that whether you listen or not is irrelevant though; you`re still commiting statutory. Well, that`s if you guys are haxing sex that is.
#247
Posted 04 July 2009 - 04:42 PM
Drizzy Drake, on Jul 4 2009, 05:34 PM, said:
It`s too bad that whether you listen or not is irrelevant though; you`re still committing statutory. Well, that`s if you guys are having sex that is.
We don't, primarily because I don't feel like messing her up, or making her parents hate me more than they do (if such is even possible...). Besides that, is it really necessary? I don't think so...
#249
Posted 04 July 2009 - 04:49 PM
Randolph, on Jul 4 2009, 06:42 PM, said:
Wasn't saying you were having sex, or that you should, I was merely pointing out that whether you care what people think or not; if you guys have sex it'll technically be a statutory rape, and if for some dumb reason she wanted to charge you, and you got convicted, you'd be a sex offender. It doesn't say on the registries what for, oh no, it's just sex offender. Whether you're an 18 year old screwing a 17 year old, or a 40 year old trying to rape a hooker, you'll both be on the same level on the lists.
Not trying to put your down, or say dont do it; if you grow to know me you'll learn Im the last person who cares. Im just kinda ****nig with you adn pointing out how ****ed over you can get just for having sex with your underage girlfriend. It doesn't identify charges, jsut that you're a sex offender.
#250
Posted 04 July 2009 - 07:49 PM
Just make sure you keep yourself on clean terms with everyone or just don't tell anyone that you're having sex if you ever do decide to.
#251
Posted 04 July 2009 - 08:50 PM
Icy, on Jul 4 2009, 09:49 PM, said:
Just make sure you keep yourself on clean terms with everyone or just don't tell anyone that you're having sex if you ever do decide to.
Nope. She can refuse to take the test, adn thefore they can`t prove he did. And they`re not gonna get a warrent for a 19 year old having sex with his 16 year old gf.
#252
Posted 04 July 2009 - 09:04 PM
Either way I don't really care, lmao. She doesn't seem like my type. Cute though.
#253
Posted 05 July 2009 - 06:01 AM
#254
Posted 05 July 2009 - 07:26 PM
#256
Posted 06 July 2009 - 03:12 AM
#257
Posted 06 July 2009 - 07:59 AM
#259
Posted 06 July 2009 - 11:26 PM
not fun. Will explain later when said guy isn't in the room lol
#260
Posted 06 July 2009 - 11:31 PM
Why are you on a nerd forum with a guy over??? Haha I never do that when I have females over.
#263
Posted 07 July 2009 - 11:39 AM
Icy, on Jul 7 2009, 03:00 AM, said:
Well, they're not what you would call "girlfriends" exactly. One of them is one of my best friends with whom I'm having a secret affair, and the other one is from another country, Bosnia. I'm going over to Bosnia in about 10 days, so we'll definitely be together while I'm there, but I don't want to be tied down to a girl who lives so far away.
#268
Posted 08 July 2009 - 01:15 AM
Icy, on Jul 6 2009, 02:12 AM, said:
She's random and funny. She's a pretty good artist when it comes to drawing too. Smokes hookah. I would like to get to know her better but she's in flagstaff right now. She also still has mah Initial D season 1. >.<
#269
Posted 10 July 2009 - 12:40 PM
And I hate to say it, but I think Aqua's situation is more like that of "John Tucker Must Die" Seriously. Watch your back, man.
#270
Posted 10 July 2009 - 02:52 PM
#271
Posted 10 July 2009 - 03:43 PM
#272
Posted 10 July 2009 - 04:21 PM
#273
Posted 10 July 2009 - 05:18 PM
#274
Posted 10 July 2009 - 05:29 PM
#276
Posted 10 July 2009 - 06:41 PM
Aquamarine, on Jul 10 2009, 07:29 PM, said:
http://img120.imageshack.us/img120/609/smallestviolinwz4.jpg
http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x291/Kenny_AF/An_hero.jpg
#280
Posted 10 July 2009 - 09:46 PM
On another note, I'm really kicking myself for not asking out a girl at my old university before I transferred (or at least getting to know her more). Sieze the opportunity when you can folks.
#281
Posted 11 July 2009 - 01:26 AM
Minus the, y'know, cheesetastic anime line. :D
As for me, I would seize the opportunity, but see...well, when I went out to "dinner" with this guy (more like we got a bite to eat after work) he had me write down my phone number so if he got lost he could call me. Well, we haven't worked together since then, and I figured he might use the number, to y'know, schedule an actual date, but that hasn't happened.
BUT, I really don't care. I need someone I can talk to for hours and makes me laugh--there were a few silent moments and I didn't find myself laughing at all. Our interests and personalities kinda clash too--I'm an overachiever, he's an underachiever. Its probably just not meant to be.
#283
Posted 11 July 2009 - 06:25 AM
Icy, on Jul 11 2009, 09:26 AM, said:
Minus the, y'know, cheesetastic anime line. :D
As for me, I would seize the opportunity, but see...well, when I went out to "dinner" with this guy (more like we got a bite to eat after work) he had me write down my phone number so if he got lost he could call me. Well, we haven't worked together since then, and I figured he might use the number, to y'know, schedule an actual date, but that hasn't happened.
BUT, I really don't care. I need someone I can talk to for hours and makes me laugh--there were a few silent moments and I didn't find myself laughing at all. Our interests and personalities kinda clash too--I'm an overachiever, he's an underachiever. Its probably just not meant to be.
Hey, you can't really judge by going out with him only once. And even if it didn't turn out to be the greatest of relationships, you would still be having fun with him, especially if you didn't start having feelings for him, which maybe you wouldn't because as you say, he might not be your type. He might still call you y'know, he may simply be practicing the "let the girl wait" tactic, which is always a good one.
#286
Posted 11 July 2009 - 12:16 PM
Nosferatu, on Jul 10 2009, 08:40 PM, said:
I didn't warn nobody nor did I delete any posts (for a reason), was just a verbal warning because two posts in a row had little content besides pictures.
#288
Posted 11 July 2009 - 02:44 PM
And it's not just the first date, aqua, I mean, we talk a lot at work and all we ever talk about is college registering stuff. No witty jokes or sarcastic moments. Just blaaah.
Though, that is what my sister first thought of her fiance and well, now he's her fiance.
(And I just learned that "fiance" is the man you plan to marry, and "fiancee" is the woman you plan to marry. Never realized there were two ways to spell it D:)
#289
Posted 14 July 2009 - 07:47 PM
Yeah, its pretty obvious she's not very interested so I'm gonna say **** it. Back to square zero. I seriously have no idea what to do with women. Sure I'm finally able to live in society alright but I just cant get down the social interaction for flirting and all that other ****. Being autistic can really suck ass some times.
#290
Posted 12 August 2009 - 04:52 AM
So guiz, what do you do when an asexual girl starts hitting on you at 3 in the morning?
inb4 asking if sober
#293
Posted 12 August 2009 - 10:17 PM
http://dickinabox.net/funneh/not_so_happy_face.jpg
#298
Posted 13 August 2009 - 07:21 AM
http://www.itsoverjo...s/****-punt.jpg
images dont work when one of the words is censored
Yeah certain words are still censored for a reason.
#299
Posted 15 November 2009 - 11:18 PM
And that's why I update here. (Plus, WD reminded me in TRT)
-So I've been "seeing" (not officially "dating") this girl I met online that goes to my uni for the past month or so. I asked her on an unofficial date, bought her movie ticket and paid for desert (we just skipped dinner XD), so it was prolly an official date, but I didn't want to scare her. We have conflicting schedules, though, so I only get to see her at school for about half an hour before she goes to class, but we've become more casual around each other, which is good. It's going slow since we're both busy, but I'm thinking she likes me as well. We're just taking time to get to know eachother better.
#300
Posted 15 November 2009 - 11:35 PM
Icy, on Nov 15 2009, 09:18 PM, said:
Always take it slowly if you aren't sure. Good to see you're starting to go somewhere with it, though, keep it up. ;D
I've never had the patience to look for a commitment, to be honest. Since halfway through my high school junior year, I decided I'd rather hook up with girls for one night stands rather than have a relationship. It's just the way I wanna roll for now, really.
#301
Posted 16 November 2009 - 12:31 AM
Icy, on Nov 15 2009, 08:50 PM, said:
Logic. We have it.
A strong spirit isn't bad. A spirit that's so strong that it thinks men are inferior? That's bad. What's also bad is a mindset that doesn't truly see things from a male's perspective, but rather, see's things from what it believes is a male's perspective.
Believe me, I don't think a strong spirit is a bad thing. Usually girls with strong spirits tend to be less air-headed. However, I'd much rather be with someone who's looking for someone that can comfort them, and girls who have strong spirits often either don't need comforting, or won't take any from their bf (if they have one).
Basically, I want someone who needs me.
That being said, I admit that I know about as many level-headed guys as I do girls. However, I know a lot more air-headed (or somewhat at least) girls than I do guys.
#302
Posted 16 November 2009 - 12:40 AM
I figured since I am bisexual and I have met quite a few bisexual/lesbian females just during my first semester in college, that maybe I should pursue that direction instead. I've been afraid, I think, because I always told myself that I would come out to my parents when I have a girlfriend and telling them is unavoidable. But if I never had a girlfriend, I wouldn't have to face that, and so I've stayed more on the heterosexual side of my sexuality. I'm still scared, but I'm willing to face that now, especially since I'm moving out soon XD
#304
Posted 16 November 2009 - 12:56 AM
(well, on the last part.)
#305
Posted 16 November 2009 - 01:57 AM
If I could find a girl without enough freedom of identity to see themselves as an equal with me, without being ridiculously tomboy, then that's somebody I could seriously relate to. People like that are hard to come by, though. :c
#306
Posted 16 November 2009 - 03:08 AM
I do have somewhat of a superiority complex, but I do my best to fight it. Plus, as long as the person I'm with is sufficiently intelligent enough (i.e. not a total airhead), then it wouldn't even be a problem.
I'm not really looking for a relationship where I'd be like the dominant male, so much as I'm looking for someone who needs "rescuing," for lack of a better term.
I guess you could say I'm about the polar opposite of a guy who's looking for one-night stands.
#307
Posted 16 November 2009 - 05:37 AM
I had a pretty long combination until about two weeks ago.
We barely saw each other but I fucked her three times. Yes I did.
Then for awhile I didn't call her at all because of obligations and then she didn't want to see me anymore. No she didn't.
It was fun while it lasted and I don't care in the slightest that she fucked me off because I had absolutely no feelings for her.
And that is my down-going post.
THE END
#308
Posted 16 November 2009 - 05:51 AM
life is good.
#309
Posted 16 November 2009 - 06:36 AM
I'm interested though, if it's not too personal, have you two ever had any problems? I mean like, suspecting each other of having another partner or jealousy of any kind?
#310
Posted 16 November 2009 - 10:46 AM
Toasty, on Nov 16 2009, 01:08 AM, said:
I do have somewhat of a superiority complex, but I do my best to fight it. Plus, as long as the person I'm with is sufficiently intelligent enough (i.e. not a total airhead), then it wouldn't even be a problem.
I'm not really looking for a relationship where I'd be like the dominant male, so much as I'm looking for someone who needs "rescuing," for lack of a better term.
I guess you could say I'm about the polar opposite of a guy who's looking for one-night stands.
If you're really looking for a relationship, that's good, because you don't wanna start having regrets once you land yourself a girl. ;) A superiority complex is a double edged sword of sorts, though...a lot of girls probably won't like it, but then there is a decent percentage of girls nowadays that absolutely love to be abused and dominated.
It's too bad, though, that too many girls nowadays (At least, until college) prefer douches as boyfriends. At my high school, a horrid amount of "nice guys" were friend-zoned without second thought, and these were good people too.
#311
Posted 16 November 2009 - 02:17 PM
gsninja, on Nov 16 2009, 05:46 PM, said:
That's what I've been saying for years, but the people around here don't seem to believe me.
#312
Posted 16 November 2009 - 02:52 PM
Aquamarine, on Nov 16 2009, 10:36 PM, said:
I'm interested though, if it's not too personal, have you two ever had any problems? I mean like, suspecting each other of having another partner or jealousy of any kind?
Nothin' like that, we trust each other too much! We have argued a few times over silly little things, but other than that we're goin' perfect.
#313
Posted 16 November 2009 - 02:59 PM
Yeah, I know you guys think I'm some drunk rapist, but even I sometimes wish to have a true relationship. Keep it up Lemon. ;)
#314
Posted 16 November 2009 - 08:42 PM
gsninja, on Nov 16 2009, 08:46 AM, said:
It's too bad, though, that too many girls nowadays (At least, until college) prefer douches as boyfriends. At my high school, a horrid amount of "nice guys" were friend-zoned without second thought, and these were good people too.
Not exactly what I was looking for...<_<
And I usually keep my superiority complex to myself. I only even notice it's there when people around me are too stupid to understand mundane things like how to respect your superiors, or like how being a douche to someone isn't a good thing, or other things like that.
There's this one chick in my section of percussion class (she's a Sophomore, and two years younger), who thinks she knows how to teach the Basedrum section tonals better than I do, even though I've been playing the freaking instrument for 3 years now, and she was only in the section for a few months last year (normally, she plays the bass guitar).
in b4 band geek jokes.
#315
Posted 16 November 2009 - 11:18 PM
And they were the best damn cookies I've ever had <3
#316
Posted 17 November 2009 - 05:11 AM
Toasty, on Nov 17 2009, 12:42 PM, said:
What a silly girl.
#317
Posted 17 November 2009 - 08:46 PM
And actually, I don't want to. I mean, I just finally have started to fall for Miki (the girl I was talking about) and I'm trying to stay away from relationships with guys. I'm just really bad about turning guys down...
#318
Posted 17 November 2009 - 09:57 PM
If that's too mean, (and it probably is because this Peter sounds shy for having to ask about you through a friend) just say you're not interested.
If that's too blunt, say you're not interested in seeing anybody right now. That's... half right, because you're not interested in seeing dudes.
Even better, why not just say you've got your eye on
Toasty, on Nov 16 2009, 06:42 PM, said:
There's a difference between simply having a superiority complex and actually being the better at a subject, whatever that subject may be. In this case, you wouldn't be in the wrong to tell her to stick her drumsticks up her ass and shut up, since you should clearly be the better teacher. Grow some balls, Toasty!
#319
Posted 18 November 2009 - 02:00 AM
We've been working on other stuff lately, so there hasn't been a problem.
The only thing that makes me hesitant to tell her off is that she probably won't get it at all (i.e. she'll still think she's right, and that I'm just mad because she's showing me up or something. Dunno).
Anyway, I have something quick to say about virginity 'n stuff.
I'm not interested in anything that some other guy's penis has touched, because if my penis touches it, it's like my penis touching the guy's penis, and as we all know, "it's only gay if you're penises touch".
tl;dr having sex with a non-virgin makes you gay.
#322
Posted 18 November 2009 - 02:30 AM
Toasty, on Nov 18 2009, 06:00 PM, said:
We've been working on other stuff lately, so there hasn't been a problem.
The only thing that makes me hesitant to tell her off is that she probably won't get it at all (i.e. she'll still think she's right, and that I'm just mad because she's showing me up or something. Dunno).
Anyway, I have something quick to say about virginity 'n stuff.
I'm not interested in anything that some other guy's penis has touched, because if my penis touches it, it's like my penis touching the guy's penis, and as we all know, "it's only gay if you're penises touch".
tl;dr having sex with a non-virgin makes you gay.
All the bitches you know never heard of showers, boy?!
haha i got there first sucker.
;)
#323
Posted 18 November 2009 - 07:21 AM
Toasty, on Nov 18 2009, 09:00 AM, said:
We've been working on other stuff lately, so there hasn't been a problem.
The only thing that makes me hesitant to tell her off is that she probably won't get it at all (i.e. she'll still think she's right, and that I'm just mad because she's showing me up or something. Dunno).
Anyway, I have something quick to say about virginity 'n stuff.
I'm not interested in anything that some other guy's penis has touched, because if my penis touches it, it's like my penis touching the guy's penis, and as we all know, "it's only gay if you're penises touch".
tl;dr having sex with a non-virgin makes you gay.
Ever used restaurant cutlery, boy?
#328
Posted 19 November 2009 - 06:42 AM
#329
Posted 19 November 2009 - 02:50 PM
#330
Posted 19 November 2009 - 03:58 PM
#331
Posted 19 November 2009 - 04:06 PM
Absolutely fucking nothing, because my life has become a whole pile of horse manure.
#332
Posted 19 November 2009 - 07:41 PM
Aquamarine, on Nov 19 2009, 04:42 AM, said:
Lemontime, on Nov 19 2009, 12:50 PM, said:
Split Infinity, on Nov 19 2009, 01:58 PM, said:
Last I checked, balls left a lasting impression on people.
Also, last I checked, people don't rub their balls on cutlery.
And again, last I checked, you can't put a vagina in a dishwasher.
#333
Posted 19 November 2009 - 08:59 PM
Toasty, on Nov 18 2009, 12:00 AM, said:
I'm not interested in anything that some other guy's penis has touched, because if my penis touches it, it's like my penis touching the guy's penis, and as we all know, "it's only gay if you're penises touch".
tl;dr having sex with a non-virgin makes you gay.
Toasty, on Nov 18 2009, 12:00 AM, said:
Toasty, on Nov 18 2009, 12:00 AM, said:
Toasty, on Nov 18 2009, 12:00 AM, said:
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Posted 20 November 2009 - 03:53 PM
#338
Posted 20 November 2009 - 05:29 PM
Captain Cannabis, on Nov 20 2009, 10:53 PM, said:
http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/12/26/128747960430433343.jpg
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Posted 20 November 2009 - 07:28 PM
#343
Posted 21 November 2009 - 12:47 PM
To toasty-Bashers: old meme is old. STFU or GTFO.
kthxbai :joy:
#344
Posted 21 November 2009 - 01:37 PM
Icy, on Nov 21 2009, 07:47 PM, said:
To toasty-Bashers: old meme is old. STFU or GTFO.
kthxbai :joy:
Well as a general rule for guys, you cant go out with a best friend's ex but I dont know how it fares for girls. She might hate you if you do so be careful. I would imagine girls would be far bitchier about it than guys.
#345
Posted 21 November 2009 - 11:40 PM
...and lord have mercy on your soul when you break the code...
#347
Posted 22 November 2009 - 07:51 PM
Caael, on Nov 20 2009, 05:28 PM, said:
Caael, on Nov 20 2009, 05:28 PM, said:
Caael, on Nov 20 2009, 05:28 PM, said:
Caael, on Nov 20 2009, 05:28 PM, said:
:joy:
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Posted 22 November 2009 - 08:01 PM
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Posted 22 November 2009 - 10:13 PM
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Posted 23 November 2009 - 07:38 AM
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Posted 23 November 2009 - 09:12 AM
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Posted 23 November 2009 - 09:45 AM
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Posted 23 November 2009 - 10:43 AM
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Posted 23 November 2009 - 04:47 PM
#366
Posted 28 November 2009 - 07:23 PM
http://img690.imageshack.us/img690/1631/kelsey.png
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Posted 28 November 2009 - 09:14 PM
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Posted 29 November 2009 - 01:28 AM
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Posted 30 November 2009 - 04:44 AM
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Posted 30 November 2009 - 11:54 AM
#381
Posted 04 December 2009 - 03:58 AM
and to go along with the previous posts. I'd er, poke that? (What is a girl supposed to say in this situation anyways?) She's got gorgeous eyes. (and no I wouldn't poke her eyes, if that's what it sounded like)
#382
Posted 04 December 2009 - 08:38 AM
But wow, she's REALLY pretty. Good job mate.
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Posted 04 December 2009 - 06:21 PM
#384
Posted 05 December 2009 - 05:58 AM
So what would you do to that girl in the picture?
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Posted 05 December 2009 - 05:21 PM
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Posted 11 December 2009 - 03:58 PM
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Posted 12 December 2009 - 06:31 PM
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Posted 13 December 2009 - 04:19 AM
Caael, on Dec 13 2009, 10:31 AM, said:
Wow you two sound like a whole barrel of laughs...
GET DRUNK, PUSSIES!
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Posted 13 December 2009 - 02:38 PM
#391
Posted 05 February 2010 - 04:47 AM
And the third one was a fucking shock and still is. My best friend, who I've been inseparable with for practically a whole year, the person that I love more than everyone but my family, a girl that I used to call my sister suddenly told me that she has been madly in love with me for months already. I'm not joking, I truly wish I was. I do absolutely adore her, but I don't have any romantic feelings for her. And it would just feel wrong... I told her all of this, and she was quite heart-broken because she thought I felt the same for her. We did kiss though, and never in my life did a girl kiss me in that way. So full of love and... stuff. And the way she looked at me... Oh God, just typing this feels so wrong.
She wanted to sleep with me that same evening, she actually undressed herself and partially undressed me, but that's where I pulled the line thank God... She means so freaking much to me, but I doubt we will be able to be the friends we used to be after this... I wish this had never happened.
But tonight I'm going out with another girl. I'm sorry to have to hurt my friend's feelings but she must know that a relationship between her and me is simply not going to happen. Then again, I am starting to have second thoughts...
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Posted 05 February 2010 - 11:49 AM
#393
Posted 05 February 2010 - 01:12 PM
The thing is, there are only 14 of us in my class at academy, including her. We could be together for a while, but we have to spend all day, every day together at academy for the next two and a half years. I can definitely see some awkward moments arising after we brake up.
The sex would be amazing though.
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Posted 06 February 2010 - 02:49 PM
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Posted 06 February 2010 - 09:19 PM
#399
Posted 07 February 2010 - 06:59 AM
Ah well, whatever happens I'll try and let it happen as naturally and spontaneously as possible.
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Posted 07 February 2010 - 03:47 PM