Idiotic Things You've Done the sheer stupidity of it all
#1
Posted 21 February 2007 - 12:06 AM
(Yes, I'm running out of topic ideas).
But I was encouraged to create this topic with one of the most idiotic things I've done in my life.
I have a college interview scheduled for tomorrow. Columbia University, top of the line. And I thought I would call my interviewer to confirm the time of our meeting.
I called him at 12:47. AM. At night. Past midnight.
... grah. :)
#2
Posted 21 February 2007 - 12:14 AM
I think something stupid I've done is not race on sunday D:
I can't believe I didn't ><
#3
Posted 21 February 2007 - 01:27 AM
Last week we decided to play football with a set of brains from biology...
In art class I folded a paper airplane with a A2-sheet....
But I always seem to get easy off it. Probably because I'm a smartboy and at my school they like smart boys.
#5
Posted 21 February 2007 - 04:25 AM
#6
Posted 21 February 2007 - 06:27 AM
#7
Posted 21 February 2007 - 09:58 AM
Walking into glass doors
Falling up stairs
Typing things into the wrong MSN conversation
walking into rooms and forgetting why I waked in
Walking backwards into poles and saying ' Sorry mate, didnt see you there' To a pole :)
#8
Posted 21 February 2007 - 11:27 AM
#9
Posted 21 February 2007 - 12:03 PM
I generally just forget things like what I'm doing, why I'm doing it etc. or have these stupid ideas. Like, what if I... heated sulphuric acid, during chemistry. I've got raved at quite a few times because of those things.
#10
Posted 21 February 2007 - 02:30 PM
Like what would happen if girls took viagra
#11
Posted 21 February 2007 - 02:39 PM
Saturos Striker, on Feb 21 2007, 02:27 AM, said:
Saturos Striker, on Feb 21 2007, 02:27 AM, said:
I'm valedictorian of my graduating class and I still pay dearly for the dumb stuff I do. I wish I had a "Smart guy get-out-of-jail-free" card...
#12
Posted 21 February 2007 - 03:17 PM
I had to work from 5PM to 11PM, and for your logic I work at the local supermarket... Well at my workplace, if a product is nearing it's maximum freshdate, you can take it home. This time we had some sort of milk pulp and buttermilk. I don't like buttermilk, so I took the pulp instead cause I've never ate it.
Then we went home, we where all with out bikes. So while driving a took a bit out the pulp and ate it... It smelled awful and tasted like nothing so I quit eating it. In the mean while my collegues where throwing their buttermilk at parked cars, they do so everytime and call their game "Drive By" and I actually enjoyed it and threw my pulp all over a Porsche.
We had a few laughs but afterward I felt a bit guilty... But hey that's where those wash-your-car-stations are for right? :)
#14
Posted 21 February 2007 - 09:02 PM
I had once stayed up all night doing nothing because I drink Mountain dew the pervious day. Thank god the next day was Sunday because by 10 my brain shut down on me and I don't remember what I did until after I awoken from a nap... >3>
#15
Posted 21 February 2007 - 09:42 PM
I had no idea how to use it. All I knew about how to use microphones were from those times that I had seen rockstars perform. They practically kiss the microphone while they sing. I thought that was the way you were supposed to use them, but apparently that wasn't the case.
Oh well, I'm sure most people forgot that it even happened.
#16
Posted 21 February 2007 - 11:49 PM
Anyway, I've done so many idiotic things, it'd be pointless to try and count them all. I've said/done the wrong thing in many conversations. I've fallen up the stairs, and in 5th grade, I got a part in a play and ended up makeing a fool of myself. But luckly, that was the only time out of many times on a stage that I've embaressed myself. I also tend to make a lot of bad jokes, though most of them are around my friends.
#17
Posted 22 February 2007 - 07:50 PM
Last week, I was looking for the Track and Field uniform order forms for a good 20 minutes around the school gymnasium only to find them near the front door with a huge sign with bold black letters saying "TRACK ORDER FORMS"
#18
Posted 22 February 2007 - 07:57 PM
Mr.T, on Feb 22 2007, 12:49 AM, said:
But of course, there's the embarrassing moments like the poor Star Wars Kid, which NOBODY will forgot for like, ever...
Mars Djinni, on Feb 22 2007, 08:50 PM, said:
#19
Posted 22 February 2007 - 08:15 PM
At my old school we always had a talent show and any one could participate. It was always the same people, with a few newbies here and there. But some of the talent was well...a lack of talent. Most people sang, and I felt I could do way better.
So at my new school, they were hosting a talent show. I had to try out though. Oh well, I thought, I'll just get a karaoke CD and sign up. I'll do my little try-out, and most likely since not a lot of people usually sign up, I'll make it. I got the CD and started practicing two days before the try-out.
I didn't make it! XD I was stupid in the sense that, my old school was tiny, so of course talent would be lacking. But this new school has 2,000 people total. DUH! I've never taking singing lessons, and there are those who have. God, I was an idiot for thinking I'd actually make it. XD
#20
Posted 22 February 2007 - 08:22 PM
Wind Dude, on Feb 22 2007, 05:57 PM, said:
You fell UP them?
XD! I remember that. That poor poor kid. He actually thinks he's good. :)
But a lot of people have fallen UP stairs. I've done it before too.
#21
Posted 23 February 2007 - 02:59 AM
#24
Posted 23 February 2007 - 05:58 PM
#26
Posted 23 February 2007 - 06:02 PM
A (most opf) a bottle mof whgiskty/
eduit: Godfdammit./ Mods, please 'don't delete these posts. UI'#ll fizx them tomorros when I'm sobver/
edit 2: I'll fix them tomorrow when I'm sobver*
#28
Posted 23 February 2007 - 06:08 PM
#30
Posted 23 February 2007 - 06:12 PM
#32
Posted 23 February 2007 - 07:46 PM
But Wiffle, drink a lot of water. It'll get it out of your system faster, and damoen the effects of the impending hangover. :huh:
#33
Posted 23 February 2007 - 08:58 PM
#34
Posted 23 February 2007 - 10:06 PM
#36
Posted 24 February 2007 - 02:58 AM
Drunk people on GSSF = funnier than sarcasm, and that's saying something.
#37
Posted 24 February 2007 - 03:12 AM
#38
Posted 24 February 2007 - 04:14 AM
If you're drunk you should be out with friends.. And don't say "I was already out with friends" because that's a stupid excuse, Why'd you leave?!
#39
Posted 24 February 2007 - 04:23 AM
#40
Posted 24 February 2007 - 05:02 AM
An idiotic thing I've done is.. Not kiss my female interest today..
#41
Posted 24 February 2007 - 07:32 AM
Maybe he is drunk, I've never posted here after drinking so much, so I wouldn't know if you could or couldn't find the correct topic so easily.
#42
Posted 24 February 2007 - 10:46 AM
But I'm intrigued why you thought anyone would fake it. Would I really go on some random little fanforum on the internet and pretend to be drunk so that a bunch of random teenagers I've never even met and don't give a damn about might think of me differently?
#43
Posted 24 February 2007 - 10:57 AM
Lemontime, on Feb 24 2007, 11:14 AM, said:
If you're drunk you should be out with friends.. And don't say "I was already out with friends" because that's a stupid excuse, Why'd you leave?!
Well, in my case I always came home from a party/the disco ect and wasn't drowsy enough. See I tend to sleep in the bus and get waked by a friend so I'm not all that tired anymore when I wake up. Also, I HATE falling asleep while I'm drunk, cause you will get a big ass headache the next morning...
So I take a few glasses of water and check if the pc is still on, and since the only things I do on the pc are downloading music, visiting you guys and Smashboards and MSN... And ofcoarse, it's funny to see your reactions the next day. :huh:
Aquamarine, on Feb 24 2007, 02:32 PM, said:
Well you actually can if you focus hard, but I guess he came at this topic accidently since this is one of the most populair topics here so always on the front page.
#44
Posted 24 February 2007 - 11:03 AM
Lemontime, on Feb 24 2007, 10:14 AM, said:
If you're drunk you should be out with friends.. And don't say "I was already out with friends" because that's a stupid excuse, Why'd you leave?!
Because we trashed the guy's house, so he kicked us out. What else am I gonna do when I'm waiting to sober up? was still too drunk to watch pr0n or play games, so I went on these forums for half an hour.
What I think is even lower is that you're even discussing whether some random person you don't even know was drunk or not when he was on the internet. oh noes.
And to the people saying "how did he find this topic if he was drunk"? then you should probably know that being drunk doesn't just suddenly take away your power to read things. I came to this topic because it was a pretty "idiotic thing to do"
#45
Posted 24 February 2007 - 12:47 PM
Wiflewood, on Feb 24 2007, 05:46 PM, said:
To tell you the truth I don't know. It's just that there are some weird people who would lie to get other people over the internet to think of him how he wants them to think of him, get my meaning? And I don't know you that well, so I don't know whether or not you're that kind of person. I believe you now though.
And yes, I'm a loser for still talking about you and how drunk you were.
#46
Posted 24 February 2007 - 06:02 PM
Seriously though, I remember almost hitting my mom. Yeah, my hand was up but it never came down. She was scared and yelled, my dad came in, I was 13, long story short I became an outsider in my own house. Took a while before my mom forgave me.
#47
Posted 26 February 2007 - 06:25 PM
I once decided to jump in a public pool... I swear I was jumping over water but I landed on a person.
Spit on a girl's foot in a water park too. Had to get out of therefast...
#48
Posted 26 February 2007 - 07:06 PM
*Waits for that person to return RIGHT after I post this* That'd be my luck...
edit: oh wow, ED, is that you? I didn't recognize your avatar! Ouch, well...I've done that before too, but it was after my mom had slapped me. She just pushes my buttons so far sometimes...
#49
Posted 26 February 2007 - 10:18 PM
Mars Djinni, on Feb 22 2007, 05:50 PM, said:
Last week, I was looking for the Track and Field uniform order forms for a good 20 minutes around the school gymnasium only to find them near the front door with a huge sign with bold black letters saying "TRACK ORDER FORMS"
Lawl, you do track and field? >_> I may have competed against you at the VC track and field competitionnnn.
k I don't know how all you fools fall up and down stairs, miss-use microphones, spit on people's feet, but..
#50
Posted 27 February 2007 - 10:48 AM
#51
Posted 27 February 2007 - 10:50 AM
But my dad saved the day!
#52
Posted 03 March 2007 - 12:54 PM
#53
Posted 05 March 2007 - 11:18 AM
But anyways, I haven't done much idiotic stuff lately... Except for the common things you do everyday like throwing eggs at houses, tell your classmate's biggest secret to some others while he's walking behind you and ofcoarse driving with trollies from hills. ;)
#54
Posted 05 March 2007 - 11:59 AM
#55
Posted 05 March 2007 - 12:25 PM
But I'm actually more intressted in what perverted things YOU did. ;)
#56
Posted 05 March 2007 - 12:45 PM
Anyhow, a friend of mine put Nuttela or something all over his face, and then the same girl whose breast I kissed licked it all off him. That happened at my house. Quite funny, that was.
Don't you start thinking bad stuff about her, she's my best girl friend! She is really cool, not ashamed of anything and knows how to have fun. That's all. Why do I feel the need to defend her actions...?
#57
Posted 05 March 2007 - 02:27 PM
Alex the Adept, on Mar 3 2007, 07:54 PM, said:
That isnt exactly your fault
Haha, @ Diddy and Aqua. We've all done perverted things without meaning to. Haha, I gave one of my girl friend's ( not gf) a hug and undid her bra strap. Was pretty funny. I had to hide from her for a few lessons though xD- It was in the middle of the school grounds with loads of people around
#58
Posted 05 March 2007 - 03:38 PM
And who said I didn't mean to do those perverted things?
#59
Posted 06 March 2007 - 10:50 AM
#60
Posted 06 March 2007 - 11:34 AM
I haven't done too much stupid stuff as far as girls, except for that time where I cut off a good chunk of someone's hair in junior high. That was pretty idiotic, considering how little revenge I got out of it.
#62
Posted 06 March 2007 - 05:02 PM
....XD
#63
Posted 06 March 2007 - 09:00 PM
Tsk tsk tsk. That's what happens when a young boy learns a new "skill". :(
Stupid things hmm? Well I acted pretty immature in this one miniature play we had at church. The girl I like? Well her dad was there. I'm just worried that he remembers that.
#64
Posted 07 March 2007 - 06:00 AM
I accidentally told this chick I used to like's dad to go **** a monkey. :( I never became welcome in that household.
#65
Posted 07 March 2007 - 07:37 PM
BTW, that play was a few years ago, but I don't think he's seen me since. That either means it'll be fresh on his mind the next time he sees me, or he's completely forgotten about it.
#67
Posted 09 March 2007 - 03:28 AM
#68
Posted 10 March 2007 - 02:11 PM
#70
Posted 10 March 2007 - 07:57 PM
#71
Posted 10 March 2007 - 10:42 PM
I'm disappointed in myself.
#73
Posted 11 March 2007 - 11:34 AM
#74
Posted 11 March 2007 - 01:21 PM
Hm... I once sent an e-mail to my friend explaining that my parents hated her and forgot that she and her dad shared the same e-mail account. Her dad hated me for the next three years, I'd say.
#75
Posted 11 March 2007 - 02:05 PM
Anyways, the absolute dumbest thing I've ever done would probably be...that time I jumped off the roof, onto a trampoline, and bounced into a pool. Didn't end well.
#76
Posted 11 March 2007 - 03:30 PM
#77
Posted 11 March 2007 - 06:36 PM
DiddyKong, on Mar 11 2007, 05:30 PM, said:
It was actually at my cousin's house...I was just up on his roof, and everything was lined up beautifully for me to do it...I jumped off, hit the trampoline just fine, got a second jump...even cleared it straight into the pool...but my ankle got caught on the rim of the pool, and for about a week I couldn't move my foot. It didn't sprain it or anything, but the bruise was terrible.
#80
Posted 16 March 2007 - 09:39 PM
Second guessing myself on tests (National Latin Exam) has to be up there on idiotic things, but that doesn't matter as much since it didn't affect my physical / virtual well-being too well, hm?
#81
Posted 17 March 2007 - 08:07 PM
Alex the Adept, on Mar 16 2007, 02:34 PM, said:
And stay out. Don't spam, for God's sake. - MD
You can ad that to your 'idiotic things I've done' list. Basically, don't publically declair that everyone hates you and then run out of a topic. It's considered spam (duh, *points to MD's comment*) and it makes you look emo. Not a good combination. *shakes head*
I once farted 15 times in two minutes during science class. Surprisingly enough though, nobody's brought it up since the beginning of 7th grade.
#82
Posted 18 March 2007 - 10:24 AM
#84
Posted 19 March 2007 - 05:22 PM
#85
Posted 20 March 2007 - 06:34 AM
The other day I tripped over my PS2 controller and pulled my console out of the TV. Luckily it was off at the time, but the cover for the disc drive had been knocked out of place. Normally I would be able to re-attach it, but the drive itself had been knocked out of place and was hopelessly jammed. I seriously thought I'd wrecked a $300 piece of equipment. This was on the same day my TV had short-circuited, and I was currently using the old model located in our garage. Now I had an inconveniently located TV, no PS2 and no money to blow.
My dad managed to fix the PS2 and get me another TV in the end. I think God is trying to tell me something...
#86
Posted 25 March 2007 - 01:31 PM
nt rly idiot but i moved 300g of my frends wow char onto anuther one.. lol he craped himself haha
#87
Posted 25 March 2007 - 01:37 PM
Why did you do it? Was it a mistake or a sophisticated joke?
#88
Posted 25 March 2007 - 01:40 PM
#89
Posted 26 March 2007 - 06:19 AM
#90
Posted 26 March 2007 - 03:59 PM
#92
Posted 07 June 2007 - 03:27 PM
#93
Posted 07 June 2007 - 04:21 PM
But now, I know I can't tolerate alcohol in my system or I puke :3
#94
Posted 07 June 2007 - 06:29 PM
For me? Lot's of things. One of which was takeing an online survey which resulted in the spamming of my e-mail.
#95
Posted 07 June 2007 - 08:23 PM
#96
Posted 07 June 2007 - 09:41 PM
Mr.T, on Jun 7 2007, 05:29 PM, said:
For me? Lot's of things. One of which was takeing an online survey which resulted in the spamming of my e-mail.
Eh...well, I went to Russia for vacation and they gave me Vodka since there's not really a drinking age. And my brother dared me to chug the 3 around our table, and I did, and I was sick for a month puking almost every day and having the worst pain in my stomach. -shoots his smiley-
Well, I did another idiotic thing today as well. I didn't wear socks with my new shoes and now the back of my heal is bleeding :blink: not that idiotic, but yeah xD
#97
Posted 08 June 2007 - 01:52 AM
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Posted 08 June 2007 - 04:04 PM
#102
Posted 09 June 2007 - 10:03 PM
#103
Posted 10 June 2007 - 01:00 AM
& Eve; French isn't easy :X it's very tiering. I would knooow.~ I FEEL YO PAAAAIN!
#104
Posted 10 June 2007 - 01:14 AM
And well, Yuki, since I don't got a glasses I can't say for that, but similar things happened to me like that. Like searching for a pen, when it's in my hand x.x
I can't believe it.
#105
Posted 10 June 2007 - 07:40 AM
Here is a list of things that I have learned from stupid things my friends did when we were yonger.
Never try to floss a pitbull.
Never try to milk a bulll. (That put my friend in the hospital for a while, he got gored)
Never put fireworks on your bike in hopes it will go faster, it don't work too well.
When a buffet is all you can eat, the resurtaunt doesn't like it when you arrive early in the day and stay all day, eating all you can eat.
I need to find new friends.
#106
Posted 10 June 2007 - 08:42 AM
escout, on Jun 10 2007, 03:40 PM, said:
What? How did he try to milk a bull? What part of the animal's body did he try to milk? Actually, maybe you shouldn't answer that question...
#107
Posted 10 June 2007 - 09:09 AM
#108
Posted 10 June 2007 - 10:34 AM
It was stupid and dangerous, but I came out okay! That's the best that I remember.
#109
Posted 10 June 2007 - 01:37 PM
escout, on Jun 10 2007, 05:09 PM, said:
He reminds me a bit of my friends. They're as crazy as him, especially when they're drunk. I would love to hang out with someone who would try to milk a bull. xD
#111
Posted 10 June 2007 - 08:01 PM
Aquamarine, on Jun 10 2007, 03:37 PM, said:
Trust me, you wouldn't want to hang out with this guy. Part of the reason we don't hang out no more is that he is such and ass, he makes Cartmen look like a saint. He's just grew up into a racist, prejudical ass hole, I finnaly had to pop him in the face. That about ended our friendship. And he movied to the other side of the country.
Any rate, something realy stupid I did. I asked this girl out and she said yes. Then I find out she has this "thing" with the captian of the school varsity football team. He found out and dragged me out into the parking lot of the restraunt we were at and started a fight. I was able to hold my own, which was a surprise as this was well before I had started anything related to self defence, and I was able to knock him down. The next day, half the d*** team jumped me as I came out of chess club, yes chess club, any way, I was geting the hell beaten out of me untill a few members of the chess club, who just happened to also be on the wrestling team, and the club sponser, who is also the wrestling coach, stepped in and pulled the guys off me. In the end, I got suspended for one day for fighting and all the players got suspended for a week and were barred from the next two football games. I also had to get about thirty stitches, a broken nose, and several brusied ribs. I still think I came out on top though.
#112
Posted 11 June 2007 - 09:14 AM
#113
Posted 11 June 2007 - 01:04 PM
#114
Posted 11 June 2007 - 01:41 PM
I didn't revise for the Maths mock today. Pretty stupid, I failed.
#115
Posted 11 June 2007 - 01:50 PM
Once when I was in the 5th grade, I went to activity day after getting a sunburn on the previous day. BAD IDEA. Because of the physical activity, I started to sweat. The sweat irritated my burn and made it itch.
#116
Posted 11 June 2007 - 01:54 PM
#117
Posted 12 June 2007 - 04:19 AM
....
And the last time I wore one in the pool, it rubbed my skin raw. [/complain]
#118
Posted 12 June 2007 - 05:21 AM
#119
Posted 12 June 2007 - 01:19 PM
Caael, on Jun 11 2007, 09:54 PM, said:
I swear it's ALWAYS the British kids who wear T-Shirts while swimming! You guys are so easy to regonise! :P T-Shirts and extreme light skin color and red hair, the typical way most British kids look like. xD No offence for the British here though. ;)
#121
Posted 12 June 2007 - 03:20 PM
Seriously, Say you got to Spain and are walking around the town on a hot evening and you see 2 groups of kids, one group wearing shorts and one group wearing jeans. The group wearing jeans will be natives. I suppose its because they're used to the hot climate...
Still, the weather here in England has been pretty hot the last week or so :)
#122
Posted 12 June 2007 - 03:25 PM
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Posted 12 June 2007 - 10:25 PM
#124
Posted 13 June 2007 - 09:48 AM
#125
Posted 13 June 2007 - 11:05 AM
#127
Posted 13 June 2007 - 01:59 PM
At the end of the match, I realized that I was looking at the wrong character.
#129
Posted 13 June 2007 - 07:53 PM
D:
And when I first met one of my best friends, I tripped over a bench. DDDX
#131
Posted 14 June 2007 - 09:42 AM
But the microwave?
#132
Posted 14 June 2007 - 03:45 PM
escout, on Jun 11 2007, 04:01 AM, said:
Any rate, something realy stupid I did. I asked this girl out and she said yes. Then I find out she has this "thing" with the captian of the school varsity football team. He found out and dragged me out into the parking lot of the restraunt we were at and started a fight. I was able to hold my own, which was a surprise as this was well before I had started anything related to self defence, and I was able to knock him down. The next day, half the d*** team jumped me as I came out of chess club, yes chess club, any way, I was geting the hell beaten out of me untill a few members of the chess club, who just happened to also be on the wrestling team, and the club sponser, who is also the wrestling coach, stepped in and pulled the guys off me. In the end, I got suspended for one day for fighting and all the players got suspended for a week and were barred from the next two football games. I also had to get about thirty stitches, a broken nose, and several brusied ribs. I still think I came out on top though.
That was an awesome read man! :silence: You just recieved some respect here, props.
#133
Posted 14 June 2007 - 06:29 PM
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Posted 14 June 2007 - 08:03 PM
#135
Posted 15 June 2007 - 06:15 AM
#136
Posted 28 July 2007 - 12:33 PM
Speaking of which I read this topic while while drinking hotchocolate, and I laughed and it went up my nose... HURT OWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :P
#138
Posted 28 July 2007 - 01:09 PM
Speaking of idiotic things, I made the dumb decision to have garlic bread. It's dumb because it gives me a stomach ache and leaves my mouth tasting of garlic into tomorrow.
#140
Posted 28 July 2007 - 01:15 PM
BUT THEY'RE SO TASTY!
#142
Posted 28 July 2007 - 02:33 PM
Friend of mine was in the gym last week. He stayed late and was on the bench press thingy without a spotter, like a dumbass, and had something like five forty-five pound plates on each side. The idot tries to lift it and gets pinned under the bar, stuck there for about an hours just barly keeping the bar from crushing into his chest. At that point, one of the trainers came in and saw what was happening and helped. Needless to say, he was given a thourogh dressing down, I guess you could call it, and has been banned from the gym for the next month.
#143
Posted 28 July 2007 - 03:08 PM
I was in a de_nuke scrim today, and I like, baited my whole team and four-man clutched.
And then I jumped off rafters and died..
._.
#144
Posted 30 July 2007 - 12:51 PM
So me and Sarah were joking about how *** guys are usually really hot. Well I went to show her a picture of this one kid, Kyle, but as I talked to her on Myspace, I wasn't really paying attention to what I was doing, so I ended up posting it as a bulliten instead, the title, "Kyle (hot *** guy)" with the url to his picture.
even better, I left my computer after I posted that to go look in the year book for someone she was talking about, and when I got back five minutes later, I realized I had posted it as a bulliten, so it was sitting there for all of my friends to see for at least five minutes.
OSHT!
#146
Posted 30 July 2007 - 05:25 PM
#148
Posted 31 July 2007 - 01:10 AM
I set my neighbour's (lives in the court next to me) front yard on fire. I went through a HUGE pyromanic stage and I only meant to light one bush on fire. Two fire engines rocked up...My friend still gives me **** about it. I always feel like a major tosser when I remember it.
#149
Posted 03 August 2007 - 03:48 PM
#150
Posted 04 August 2007 - 10:02 PM
Wind Dude, on Jul 31 2007, 12:51 AM, said:
watch, on Jul 31 2007, 03:10 AM, said:
^ ROFL.
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So just the other day, I was giving my mom a break from changing diapers for my baby sister. I get everything (baby wipes, baby powder, fresh diaper, towel) and carry my baby sister and I put her on the sofa. Yes, the sofa, but that's not the stupidest part of it yet.
I take off her diaper (which was loaded with the ugly stuff), put it off to the side. Now, as I'm cleaning the mess with the baby wipe, I start looking for the baby powder, only to realize that I left it back in the other room. I run and get it, and sprint back (I'm very paranoid about what could happen to my baby sister in ten seconds' time).
Now, in that short time, I got disoriented and was sort of zoned out and not focusing... so I put on baby powder, and I put on her diaper, and when I finish, I'm reasonably content.
The baby starts crying minutes later, and this time my mom comes in:
"Riad, didn't you change the diaper?"
"Yes..."
"Then what's the fresh diaper doing on the sofa?"
... Yeah, I put her dirty diaper back on instead.
#151
Posted 05 August 2007 - 07:30 AM
#152
Posted 05 August 2007 - 09:54 AM
#153
Posted 05 August 2007 - 11:27 AM
Split, on A long time ago, said:
It's a shame I didn't get the ball in the end, 'cos that would have been kind of heroic apart from the trouble I got myself into. (The stares, the stares...)
What football in tree post?
#155
Posted 13 October 2007 - 05:02 PM
KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bye-bye baseball...
#157
Posted 13 October 2007 - 10:20 PM
Yes, I totally went there *****es. :]
#158
Posted 13 October 2007 - 10:24 PM
#160
Posted 13 October 2007 - 10:54 PM
Anyway, maybe I said this already, but during my secondary school days I pulled a teacher who I didn't like hair. Luckily I only had to write an apology. Even till today I regret it x.x
All my friends bring this up when we 'relive' our secondary school days.
#161
Posted 13 October 2007 - 11:50 PM
:P
#162
Posted 14 October 2007 - 01:04 AM
Then it turned out I was with that History group. :P
#163
Posted 14 October 2007 - 05:09 AM
When my teacher tells me off and says I'll be punished etc.(which happens very often) she has the tendency to stand in front of me and kinda look at me strangely. She does this in front of the whole class and goes on for minutes on end. The bad thing is that I can't help but burst out laughing when she does this. I don't know why, I just have to. Then she always throws me out of the lesson and I'm in even bigger trouble after that. But I can't help it! It's not my fault!
#164
Posted 14 October 2007 - 05:27 AM
I had a similar thing happen to me, Aqua. I was getting shouted at by this teacher who's shorter than me. I was just staring at him with a perfectly straight face. Then I just burst out laughing.
#165
Posted 14 October 2007 - 07:15 AM
Golden Legacy, on Oct 14 2007, 03:50 PM, said:
:P
Not a ******* but something similar.
I hate teachers who act all tough when they tell you off, I just stand up because it reverses the whole imtimidation thing, it's much harder to tell off a student when you're looking up at them. :D
I tried to sleep with Anubis's mum but I couldn't find any taco. :D
#167
Posted 14 October 2007 - 03:24 PM
Nemphtis, on Oct 14 2007, 12:32 AM, said:
LOL, I seriously broke out laughing at that.
One generally stupid thing I do is something I can't help - I remember faces of people very well. I can take in and remember the physical features of most people very well, even with more subtle details like hair style, a person's height, stature, build, the way he/she walks even.
But for the life of me - I. Can't. Remember. Names.
I can't tell you how many times I've met someone in class/work, gotten to know them, hung out with them a few times, only to realize weeks, even months later that I've been associating the wrong name with that person. It's so extremely awkward to have the wrong name slip out to a person you've known for a while.
#168
Posted 15 October 2007 - 10:31 AM
#169
Posted 15 October 2007 - 03:09 PM
#170
Posted 15 October 2007 - 04:17 PM
Golden Legacy, on Oct 14 2007, 02:24 PM, said:
Sometimes that happens to me when I'm talking with my best friends, people I've known for a while and really do know their name, but for some reason I'd say the wrong one anyway. :silence: This mostly happens if I'm really tired, though.
#171
Posted 15 October 2007 - 05:48 PM
Sometimes, a person will come up to me and will talk as if we're best friends, and I have no idea who that person is. I usually narrow it down to two options: I met them at camp or some sort of event and haven't seen them since or they're one of my brother's friends who went over my house and I forgot who they were. The latter hasn't happened in a while since my brother went off to college...
Anyways, I've gotten pretty good at talking with people and avoiding saying their name.
#172
Posted 16 October 2007 - 09:10 AM
#173
Posted 16 October 2007 - 02:24 PM
WD: you howled at your ma in the driving rain?????
#174
Posted 16 October 2007 - 08:38 PM
Wrecked my whole day.
#175
Posted 19 October 2007 - 02:22 PM
Once I read this topic while drinking hot coffee...
U don't wanna know what happened next...
OW!!!
(Does this many exclamation points count as spam?)
Yes, too many exclamation points counts as spam. Make sure you don't stretch the screen again!
-gsninja
#178
Posted 24 October 2007 - 03:19 PM
Sorry, I shouldn't laugh. Hope you didn't get hurt too badly.
#180
Posted 24 October 2007 - 11:29 PM
It seriously did ruin my whole day though.
#181
Posted 25 October 2007 - 07:41 AM
i looked like a ****ing emo! XD (one of the few with the balls to actually cut themselves...)
#183
Posted 25 October 2007 - 07:23 PM
#185
Posted 25 January 2008 - 11:28 PM
#186
Posted 25 January 2008 - 11:37 PM
I forget to eat a lot actually. Not any particular reason, I often times just can't "bring myself to". Which of course is ridiculous considering I have classes. I've honestly gone entire days with only eating a single meal, even a snack at times.
#187
Posted 26 January 2008 - 03:32 AM
#188
Posted 26 January 2008 - 04:01 AM
~900~
#189
Posted 26 January 2008 - 04:50 AM
To which I responded with 'What, forever?'
:D
#191
Posted 26 January 2008 - 05:49 PM
Golden Legacy, on Jan 26 2008, 12:37 AM, said:
I forget to eat a lot actually. Not any particular reason, I often times just can't "bring myself to". Which of course is ridiculous considering I have classes. I've honestly gone entire days with only eating a single meal, even a snack at times.
your wellcome GL ill do my best ;)
#192
Posted 26 January 2008 - 06:07 PM
#193
Posted 26 January 2008 - 06:38 PM
I once went to school on an Inset day to turn up and nobody was there. None of my mates had to know that though...
#194
Posted 26 January 2008 - 06:39 PM
Earth Dude, on Jan 26 2008, 07:38 PM, said:
I once went to school on an Inset day to turn up and nobody was there. None of my mates had to know that though...
I can not tell. I might tell some people, but it won't be here in this topic. Definetly not. Oh god, that wasn't good. *Shudders*.
#196
Posted 26 January 2008 - 06:48 PM
Wait...