[TheEnglishman]

I was playing Civilization IV just now and this quote from Napolean came up when I researched steam power:

Quote

You would make a ship sail against the winds and currents by lighting a bonfire under her deck? Excuse me, I have no time to listen to such nonsense.

[Caael]

"One death is a tragedy, but a million deaths is just a statistic"

- Josef Stalin, iirc

[Split Infinity]

Joseph Stalin, actually. =D

[Nosferatu]

"Few people can be happy unless they hate some other person, nation, or creed."

- Bertrand Russel <3

[Nemphtis]

A few of my favourites which I've noted down over the years.


Be not afraid of going slowly, be afraid only of standing still. ~Chinese Proverb

Either write something worth reading or do something worth writing. ~Benjamin Franklin

Chose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life. ~Confucius

A friend is a person with whom I may be sincere. Before him, I may think aloud. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson

The man who does not read books has no advantage over the man that can not read them. ~Mark Twain

To fear death, my friends, is only to think ourselves wise, without being wise: for it is to think that we know what we do not know. For anything that men can tell, death may be the greatest good that can happen to them: but they fear it as if they knew quite well that it was the greatest of evils. And what is this but that shameful ignorance of thinking that we know what we do not know? ~Socrates

Things may come to those who wait, but only the things left by those who hustle. ~Abraham Lincoln

Keep your fears to yourself, but share your courage with others. ~Robert Louis Stevenson

The trouble with the world is not that people know too little, but that they know so many things that ain't so. ~Mark Twain

[Eugine]

"Two hands working can do more than a thousand clasped in prayer." - Anonymous

One of the best Atheism quote I have read.

[Nosferatu]

"Don't take life too seriously, no one gets out of it alive." - Unknown

[Shikonaurum]

Eugine's quote is pretty kickass.

"Do unto others 20% better than you would have them do unto you, to correct for subjective error." -- Linus Pauling

[Nemphtis]

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"F*ck yo' couch, nig*a." - Dave Chapelle

"Buy another you rich mother f*cker!" - Dave Chapelle

"Charlie Murphy... You... Delirious mother f*cker... You black magic, wide nose havin'... Ugh, what am I gonna do 'bout my legs Charlie Murphy?! They should've never gave you niggaz money!" - Dave Chapelle

[Mallick]

"Then I read stories like, '15 year old boy injured after playing World of Warcraft for 15 hours,' and I don't wanna speak ill of a 15 year old boy, but if you get taken out by a video game, you're a bitch." - Phillip DeFranco

[Split Infinity]

15 hours is pretty weak, seriously. It's not even risky until you pass the 24 mark.

[Blue]

G-DUB 3000, on Jan 8 2009, 01:19 AM, said:

"Then I read stories like, '15 year old boy injured after playing World of Warcraft for 15 hours,' and I don't wanna speak ill of a 15 year old boy, but if you get taken out by a video game, you're a bitch." - Phillip DeFranco

xD That one is awesome.

[Mallick]

"You can't negotiate turns, you can't signal properly, you can't maintain speed, you can't parallel park. Hell, you can't drive, honey. ****, I can't swim, I know I can't. You know what I do? I stay my black ass out da pool."

[Mallick]

"Driving when you're stoned is a bad idea, it alters your perception of things, it's like... man I'm sooo stoned - everything's so far away ... I'll just pull over by that pine tree over there ... no wait.. that's just my air-freshener... hahaha"


my brother on me getting my L

and some knowledged passed at a session earlier

"stoners live, and stoners die, but in the end we all get high. so if at first, you don't succeed, grab the bong and smoke some weed"

"roll roll roll the joint
twist it at the end
grab a lighter and spark it up
then share it with a friend"

sorry for the theme :x

[gsninja]

"Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils."