[Someone Else]

because of beans

[Toasty]

and cheese. So

[Someone Else]

the dinosaur went (to)

[Toasty]

The bathroom which was really

[TheEnglishman]

far away from...

[Toasty]

his house so

[Isaac53]

He died travelling

[Someone Else]

(ROFL!!!)

So the dinosaur was revived at

[Toasty]

WD's house where

[Aquamarine]

he played banjos

[Sea of Time]

on his banjo simulator

[Aquamarine]

which exploded because

[Sea of Time]

of poor wiring

[Aquamarine]

and then came

[Sea of Time]

to kill Toasty

[Aquamarine]

the Raging Spammer

[Sea of Time]

also known as

[Toasty]

Mr. T because his account

[Someone Else]

was ****ed by

[Saturos S.]

unknown causes. Then

[Aquamarine]

Split threw a knife

[Split Infinity]

into some butter

[Saturos S.]

that was made

[I'm Always BROKE]

from butter. BUT

[Someone Else]

the butter was really

[I'm Always BROKE]

some kinda BUTTER! :(

[Split Infinity]

Butter is made from nuts, I thought everyone knew that.

[Toasty]

So the butter then

[Sea of Time]

turned into margarine

[My Best Wishes]

Ya mum drives

[Enoch]

Me nuts. Transmorgefied

[Someone Else]

wtf plane and

[pHantOm]

I had a

[I'm Always BROKE]

large knife with

[Saturos S.]

a red tomato.

[Toasty]

that was red...

[Someone Else]

makes no sense

[Toasty]

said the red

[Someone Else]

tomato that made no sense

[Isaac53]

cos his wallpaper

[Someone Else]

made no sense, too.

[Toasty]

So the red

[Mars Djinni]

elephant turned pink

[Toasty]

and then red

[I'm Always BROKE]

but pink is

[Toasty]

red so the

[TheEnglishman]

elephant shot himself. :blink:

[Toasty]

Then the red

[TheEnglishman]

Zombie elephant decided...
(This story is getting bizarre)

[Toasty]

to eat some red

[Saturos S.]

villain that was

[I'm Always BROKE]

not red but

[TheEnglishman]

A slight shade...

[Toasty]

of red. So

[Mars Djinni]

the nonsensical story

[Saturos S.]

nearly ended because

[Toasty]

of the red

[TheEnglishman]

Coloured items of...

[Mars Djinni]

stuff that's nonsensical

[Toasty]

redness of confusion

[Someone Else]

that made no sense

(this is hilarious)

[TheEnglishman]

But it was...

[Isaac53]

effing senseless sense

(this topic is SPAM) less than 5 words

[Sea of Time]

that was McDonalds

(it's the common room dumb ****)

[TheEnglishman]

which headed to...

[Split Infinity]

Edinburgh Castle for

[TheEnglishman]

a tartan kilt.

[Sea of Time]

Then the kilt

[Split Infinity]

burst into flames

[Sea of Time]

which were fiery

[Split Infinity]

and life-threatening (hyphens ftw!!)

[Toasty]

pieces of red

[Sea of Time]

bull**** which then

[Toasty]

turned pink, but then red

[Someone Else]

and then heliotrope.

[Mars Djinni]

which is purple.

[Someone Else]

So then the dinosaur...

(I like the dinosaur! whatever happened to him anyway?)

[Mars Djinni]

got ressurected after

[Someone Else]

the exploding-banjo incident (on page 15)

[Toasty]

said the red ( dinosaur 'cause he's a zombie now )

[Sea of Time]

fat and ugly

[Enoch]

Pimp. Enoch needs

[Sea of Time]

drugs and booze

[TheEnglishman]

or he will...

[Enoch]

Slaughter a huge

[Sea of Time]

spammer named Toasty

[Enoch]

because he enjoys

[Sea of Time]

eating hairy gorillas

[Someone Else]

Then the dinosaur.....................

[Enoch]

decided to smack

[Sea of Time]

the hairy gorilla

[TheEnglishman]

which caused him...

[Sea of Time]

to lose all his hair

[Someone Else]

even though the dinosaur...

[PDM]

Wind Dude, on May 26 2006, 05:16 PM, said:

If this were the Sims, I'd have a bunch of red minus signs above my head @ PDM

I never said it was an unmentionable part of the female anatomy, just that I bleeped it out. Your imagination at work there, Derek.

[Mars Djinni]

had already lost his hair

[Sea of Time]

The naked gorilla

[Enoch]

snatches SOT, and

[Sea of Time]

steals his jewels

[Enoch]

Sea_of_Time, on Jun 7 2006, 09:07 AM, said:

steals his jewels

B) ouch!

Then throws them..........

[Sea of Time]

into the jewel vault

[Someone Else]

then the dinosaur

[Enoch]

Commits suicide because............

[Saturos S.]

he missed the

[Toasty]

Sea_of_Time, on Jun 6 2006, 10:08 AM, said:

spammer named Toasty

* slaps SoT *



Moving on now:

red tomato sausage

[Sea of Time]

I'm changing my ways. I'm going to be nice to Toasty! *hugs Toasty*

in Me111's pocket

[Mars Djinni]

along with Bill Cosby

[Toasty]

which is SoT's

[Mars Djinni]

underwear pattern that

[Toasty]

( man that's just wrong )

he stares at all day long

[Mars Djinni]

When SoT finished...

[Toasty]

staring at his

( this is just wrong )

[Mars Djinni]

salted french fries...

[Toasty]

that are really

[Mars Djinni]

too salty to handle...

[Toasty]

so he then

[I'm Always BROKE]

went to somewhere

[Sea of Time]

like the supermarket!

[TheEnglishman]

Where he bought...

[Saturos S.]

a rubber slippery

[Sea of Time]

watermelon! He then

[Toasty]

bought a red

[Someone Else]

...car like on Mr. T's sig

[Mars Djinni]

That really was a...

[Someone Else]

tiny clown car

[Mars Djinni]

much like tiny Smart Cars

[Toasty]

that are red.....

[Someone Else]

like Toasty's face

[Sea of Time]

He then bought

[Ivan is my name]

some oranges and

[Sea of Time]

strawberries so he

[Mindpatch]

danced to U2

[TheEnglishman]

before deciding to...

[Mindpatch]

rock the beegees

[TheEnglishman]

after that he...

[Caael]

went to a

[Mindpatch]

public bathroom and

[Someone Else]

found the dinosaur

[Caael]

which ate his

[Sea of Time]

jewels in his pocket.

[Toasty]

that were red....

[Caael]

and shiny, so

[Toasty]

the red dinsour

[Caael]

Sat on the

[Toasty]

red piece of burnt toast

[Caael]

( that was 5 words!!!)

with jam on

[Toasty]

it that was red

[Caael]

( Whaaaaa? Its 3 words, not 4 or 5, toasty)
which the dinosaur

[Toasty]

then ate because ( I'm not the only one cutting corners )

[TheEnglishman]

it was hungry.

[Mars Djinni]

and red, too.

[Toasty]

So the red

[TheEnglishman]

toast was eaten.

[Toasty]

So then the red

[Sea of Time]

flatulent hellish moth

[Toasty]

burst into red flames

[Sea of Time]

which were hot

[Toasty]

and very red

[Someone Else]

RED RED RED

[Sea of Time]

SoT then said

[TheEnglishman]

'I hate Canada!' :D

[I'm Always BROKE]

but he means

[Sea of Time]

'I hate Britain!'

[TheEnglishman]

Unforutantely he died.

[Sea of Time]

after Me111 shot him

[Caael]

( you guys are pushing it. It's 3 words, not 4 or 5)
with his double-barrel

[Someone Else]

and then WD said that IIMN should shut up about the rules

[Caael]

¬_¬. Fine then. Uh, I dont have any words to follow on from...

[Sea of Time]

shotgun in the

[Someone Else]

really big pants

[Toasty]

that I was wearing ( which were red )

[Sea of Time]

STFU WITH THE RED

[Caael]

Said SOT, angry

[Toasty]

and red in the face

[TheEnglishman]

before deciding to...

[Toasty]

get a pie

[I'm Always BROKE]

which is good

[TheEnglishman]

if you're hungry.

[Someone Else]

from a strip club

[Toasty]

that sells pie

[Saturos S.]

to elderly ducks.

[Sea of Time]

that hate red

[Toasty]

red pieces of red

[Someone Else]

things sold by Crazy Redd

[Chibi Jesse]

So then the

[Someone Else]

kid from Animal Crossing

[Chibi Jesse]

Went to get

[Someone Else]

a golden axe

[Echo_djinn]

made of silver...

PARADOX!!!!

[Sea of Time]

lollipops and coconuts

[TheEnglishman]

and other things.

[Caael]

were flushed down

[Someone Else]

have any of you noticed that none of our sentences have been making sense lately?

[Unicornmaddy]

Oh well, sod it...
The river Themes

[Split Infinity]

was toxic waste

[Toasty]

thatwasredandtoxicynessandshotaguyintheheadfornoreasonbecausehismother went to the store.

[Someone Else]

Bumped because Ican

[My Best Wishes]

You stupid sonofa

[Someone Else]

WD said towatch