[Jai]

Here's how you play: Your in front of a soda machine. Turns out, you can insert ANYTHING into the machine and get ANYTHING back! No limits.

EX:
Person1: Inserts $1
Person2: You get <insert answer here>
*after the second person gives an answer, they insert something*

Okay. Got it? Good. I hope this goes well.

I'll start.

*inserts $6.50*

[Lemontime]

You got ripped off.

*Inserts fifty cents*

[Aquamarine]

You get a Bounty.

This will be moved to the common room, since it's a game.

*inserts $0*

[Lemontime]

You don't get anything. You have to put SOMETHING in, you cheapskate!

*Inserts face*

You don't get anything. You have to put SOMETHING in, you cheapskate!

*Inserts face*

[Aquamarine]

You get a slap over your ugly mug.

*inserts Golden Lumber*

[Platinum Sun]

Gets fine for destroying protected golden trees.

*puts in a tomato

[FlamingDuck]

You get a pie to the face

Throwable objects are all the same...

*puts in iPod*

[Hotshot101]

you get a ton of crappy music


*inserts a gun*

[Caael]

You get shot

* inserts dog*

[Toasty]

Dog jumps out and bites your head off.

*inserts myself*

[Hotshot101]

you get a kick in the rear


*puts in a computer*

[Caael]

You get a computer!

* inserts the machine*

[Platinum Sun]

You get a hole in spacetime because you inserted the machine into itself. Now all reality as we know it will be anhialated in a single stroke.

*inserts formless void that remains of the universe

[FlamingDuck]

Congrastulations. You have just imploded all logic as we know it.

*inserts thing to make everything all right into the formless void*

[Hotshot101]

wow you just got a real universe again


*inserts a house*

[FlamingDuck]

Error 505: Object too large. Please try again with a smaller object. If problem persists, eat your thumb.

*inserts Mac*

[Hotshot101]

hmm you get a ton of cheese


*inserts a bone*

[Toasty]

You get a thermonuclear bomb. DETONATION IN 5....4.....3.....2.....1.....YOU LOSE *bomb 'splodes*
Gory, Isn't it?

*inserts box containing our universe*

[Caael]

You got the sun.... aaaaaaaaaaand its melted throught the machinnnnnnne now.

* inserts £1*

[Hotshot101]

you get a Keyboard with a e1 key on it.


*inserts Mr.T's head on a silver platter*

[Aquamarine]

You get Me111's head on a gold platter.

*Inserts banjo*

[Caael]

You get a whole load of country music! :)

* inserts.... nothing*

[Aquamarine]

You get... Nothing.

*Inserts balloon*

[Hotshot101]

you get a poped baloon


*inserts a gold nugget*

[Platinum Sun]

You get a mac. (Worth it's weight in gold!)

*Insert's Chuck E. Cheeze token.

[Blue]

You get a arcade machine dropped on you
*inserts a gold dabloon*

[FlamingDuck]

You get a smack on the face. No pirates allowed!

*inserts pirate*

[Toasty]

Yar! Ya get a cannon ball shot at ye!

* INSERT PROGRAM: C:\MY COMPUTER\EXE FILES\PIE.EXE *

[Hotshot101]

you get a pie coming out of you computer and hitting you in the face

*inserts a sword*

[Saturos S.]

You got chicken kebab on the end of your sword.

*inserts Bionicle arm that my little nephew broke off*

[FlamingDuck]

You get your little nephew's arm :)

*inserts spoon*

[Aquamarine]

You get a nuclear reactor core.

*inserts Morph Ball*

[Blue]

You get a fist full of money.
*inserts dirt*

[Platinum Sun]

You got soil.

*Inserts maccaroni.

[Toasty]

You get noodle art! And some very fancy noodle art at that!

*inserts Yoshi*

[Platinum Sun]

You get Master Splinter! (Only die-hard TMNT fans will get the reference... *sigh)

* Inserts cherry pie

[Toasty]

You get a teenaged nutered ninja poodle!

*puts in Solid Snake*

[FlamingDuck]

You get a wishy washy fluffy giraffe.

*inserts tiger*

[Toasty]

You get the Amazon Jungle!
*inserts GSSF*

[Hotshot101]

you get a bunch of internet spam


*inserts GBA*

[Toasty]

You get Nintendo!

*inserts hot topic symbol*

[Formina]

You get 1337 posts!

*inserts a jar filled to the brim with air (in other words, empty)*

[Platinum Sun]

You get a jar that's half-full with air.

* Inserts a ham taco

[Blue]

You get the ham taco launched back at you. Thats some nasty crap
*puts in unleaded gasoline*

[Hotshot101]

you get a bill that says you have to pay 2:00 per gallon of gas





*inserts candy*

[FlamingDuck]

You get creepy neighbor who tries to lace your candy with drugs.

*inserts policeman*

[Formina]

You get plastic toy handcuffs!

*inserts GS: TLA instruction manual*

[Lemontime]

You get NERD!!

*Inserts....... Uuuh.. Probably SHOULDN'T say that..*

[Toasty]

You get mayonase.....o.o;; IT'S FAT FREE OKAY?!?!.......Geez!

*inserts Mr. T*

[Hotshot101]

you get yourself except your in an ice cube


*inserts a tv*

[Sea of Time]

You got a big cheque!!! And you're paying for it. ^.^

*inserts rubber chicken*

[Hotshot101]

you get a rubber ducky



*inserts lance*

[Sea of Time]

You get an axe. *pwns lance with axe*

*puts in copy of Fire Emblem 9*

[Hotshot101]

you get a bunch of other vidoe games



*inserts dagger*

[Sea of Time]

You get a lance *pwns dagger with lance*

*inserts copy of Fire Emblem 7*

[Hotshot101]

you get fire emblem



*inserts SoT*

[Platinum Sun]

You get a copy of Fire Emblem Sacred Stones nothing. The magic machine is out of FE games.

* Inserts Invader Zim DVD

[Hotshot101]

you get a dvd player


*inserts star wars dvds*

[TheEnglishman]

You get a Star Wars toy.
*Inserts an alien*

[Hotshot101]

you get another alien that wants to eat your brain




*inserts a cat*

[Blue]

You get a Taco Bell taco

*Inserts a dvd of Initial D*

[Hotshot101]

you get a ton of question marks ????????????????????????????????



*inserts Hotshot101's sister*

[Toasty]

You get yourself!
*inserts the lost city of Atlanta* coughfuturerammacough

[Hotshot101]

you get a wierd tv show



*inserts essence of pure evil*

[Toasty]

You get the telitubbies!
*inserts FD*

[Blue]

Mr.T, on Oct 25 2006, 09:20 PM, said:

You get the telitubbies!
*inserts FD*

You get a FC...
Hey wait, thats my car!
*inserts some socks*

[Toasty]

You get soup!

*inserts my foot*

[Hotshot101]

you get it choped off



*inserts a pumpkin*

[FlamingDuck]

You get a microscope.

*inserts "a"*

[Hotshot101]

You get "z"



*inserts the President*

[Toasty]

You get the White House!

*inserts spam*

[Hotshot101]

you get spammed



*inserts 2 million dollars*

[Toasty]

You get a rubber ducky!

*Inserts FD again*

[Hotshot101]

you get a pile of scrap



*inserts the moon*

[Toasty]

ERROR 407: OBJECT TO FLUFFY. PLEASE INSERT SOMETHING LESS FLOATYISH

*inserts error 407*

[Hotshot101]

you get a virus



*inserts venus*

[Toasty]

ERROR 09=873509-873-587878723-094850836958=86-6-876-84082768765-7 OBJECT TOO GASSY.

*lets one rip in the coin slot*

[Hotshot101]

you get a very stinky smell


*inserts saturn*

[Toasty]

You get an error message!

*inserts the Milkyway Galaxy*

[Hotshot101]

Error465: to milky



*inserts the dimesion the time space continuem*

[Toasty]

The universe tears in half!! You get a grain of sand!

*inserts robot chicken*

[Hotshot101]

you get a worm in an atomic suit (earthworm Jim)




*inserts Nuclear bomb*

[Toasty]

You get a fried chiken wing.

*inserts random comment*

[Platinum Sun]

You get another even more random comment:

"I'm tired of carrying your mustard!"

*inserts a cookie

[Hotshot101]

you get cookie dow .



*inserts all the money in the US*

[FlamingDuck]

You get a stock market crash.

*inserts toast.y.*

[Hotshot101]

you get toast


*inserts toast*

[FlamingDuck]

You get toast.

*inserts not toast*

[Toasty]

You don't not get not don't me don't!

*inserts oximoron*

[Hotshot101]

you get a language class



*inserts a book*

[Blue]

You get pimp smacked

*inserts Mega Man*

[Caael]

You get shot by megaman. You should not have tried to put him in there, Fewl.

* inserts Ipod*

[Hotshot101]

you get a mp3 player




*inserts rubber dog poop*

[Sea of Time]

YOU WON A MILLION DOLLARS!!!!!!!!!!

*inserts giant cheque*

[Blue]

You get Richard Simmons

*inserts an axe*

[Aquamarine]

You get a UFO!

*inserts Blue*

[Caael]

* gets a yoshi egg*

Wow, this thing goes back in time

* inserts Dr Who* get out of THAT Fewl.

[Aquamarine]

You get Dr. Where! (I know, I'm corny)

*inserts giant asteroid that is about to collide with Earth and destroy every living being there is*

[Caael]

You broke the machine.

I cant insert anything. Aqua broke the machine.

[Aquamarine]

Don't worry. Here's a new one!
*brings machine*

[Caael]

yayyyyyyyyyyyyyy! * inserts coke can*

[Hotshot101]

you get a flat pepsi can

*inserts pizza*

[Caael]

You get a load of pepperoni.

* inserts M&Ms*

[Platinum Sun]

You get a bunch of Skittles

*Inserts a sliver potato

[Hotshot101]

you get a gold tomato


*inserts the mona lisa*

[FlamingDuck]

You get a piece of paper.

*inserts YOUR MOM*

[Hotshot101]

You get you own mom (if you wanna start getting crude i will be happy yo ablige)


*inserts a Toilet*

[Aquamarine]

You get **** all over you.

*inserts Isaac from Golden Sun*

[Blue]

You get a fire flower

*Inserts a Wii-mote*

[Hotshot101]

you get a random video game


*inserts GS game*

[Platinum Sun]

You get a million dollarz!!

* Inserts World of Warcraft gold

[FlamingDuck]

You get crazed level 70 Hoard guy who bites your head off by casting "De(vour)capitation"

*inserts MMORPG*

[Hotshot101]

you get a game with bad graphics



*inserts a cherry*

[Toasty]

You get a tofu based icecream sunday! Enjoy!

*inserts Fire Fox*

[Hotshot101]

you get a fox on fire *eats the sundea* (thanks)



*inserts long bow

[FlamingDuck]

You get an even longer bow.

*inserts SATs*

[Toasty]

You get so bored your brain melts!

*inserts inanimate object*

[Hotshot101]

you get another random inanimate object

*inserts a pencil*

[Toasty]

You get hot lead moving at 700 miles an hour!

*inserts bloody, dying roadkill*

[Hotshot101]

you get a bunch of buzzards going in the machine to eat it


*inserts vulture*

[Blue]

You get Vegeta
"ITS OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAND!"

*Inserts Final Fantasy 1*

[Caael]

You get final fantasy 2!

* inserts tissue box*

[Hotshot101]

you gonna need those tissues because you get a cold



*puts in stomach virus*

[Caael]

You get... Dr Mario!

* inserts Dr Mario* haha! Now hotshot cant have him!

[Aquamarine]

You get Dr. Wario.

*inserts Dr. Waluigi*

[Caael]

You get Dr Luigi!

* Inserts....Dr DK*

[Blue]

You get Nurse Peach. Lucky bugger :D

*Inserts Beatle Juice*

[Hotshot101]

Error1: to evil and to much of idiotcracy



*inserts a pebble*

[Toasty]

You get the stone age and all of it's enhabatants to enslave! Though you probably shouldn't because one of them might turn out to be your great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great Grandmother or grandfather

*inserts Vegeta yelling "It's over nine thousand!!!!"*

We're all nerds for even knowing who he is. :D

[Blue]

You get Kameameaha'd (sp?) in the face.

*Inserts a gold Dabloon*

[Toasty]

You get Jack Sparrow! (sp?)

*inserts the common room*

[Hotshot101]

you get a ton of spam



*inserts ice cream*

[Caael]

You get a melted mess!

* inserts trick or treaters*

[Toasty]

You get a bunch of little kids who demand you to give them candy! (stupid grgleschmittyweisenhowerfiuhglerhliug!!!!)

*inserts "grgleschmittyweisenhowerfiuhglerhliug!!!!"*

[Hotshot101]

You get the wierdest word in the world




*inserts Chilli*

[Toasty]

You get babyback ribs!

*inserts antidisestablishmentarianism*

[Caael]

You get a dictionary!

* inserts Mini me*

[Platinum Sun]

You get a "lay-zer"

*Inserts dinosaur bone.

[Toasty]

You get a bunch of prehistoric dirt!

*inserts _______ *

[Hotshot101]

you get some random thing thrown at you


*inserts pole*

[Toasty]

You get a stick....made of pork rinds!

*inserts 11:11*

[Blue]

You get the stats of my FF12 characters

*Inserts Red Spiral*

[Hotshot101]

you get a blue line



*inserts mario*

[Toasty]

You get cloud who jumps out and decapitataes Mickey Mouse!

*inserts Mickey's dead, rotting, decapitated body*

[Hotshot101]

gets a Decapitaded Zombie called Donald duck going after you


*inserts zombies*

[Toasty]

You get braaaaaiiiiiiiins.

*inserts braaaaaiiiiiiiins*

[Hotshot101]

You get brain eating zombies



*inserts spooks*

[Toasty]

You get sporks!

*inserts said plastic frankensteinish eating utensil*

[Hotshot101]

you get frankenstien


*inserts Frankenstien*

[Toasty]

You get a golden spork!

*inserts my sig*

[Hotshot101]

you get a silver car


*inserts a glass of water*

[Caael]

You get a wet patch on your trousers! Pee pants! * points and laughs*

* inserts Super Smash Bros brawl*

[Hotshot101]

You get the Super smash brothers beating on you


*inserts Caael*

[Saturos S.]

You get your own docter's knives set.

*inserts his ID*

[Caael]

You get a void stamp!

* inserts Hotshot* Damn you for shoving me inside that damn cramped machine!

[l3lueMage]

Your item has been rejected *Vending machine throws back at you*

Inserts microsoft HQ.

[Hotshot101]

you get a me times 10



*crams caael back in the machine*

[Caael]

I may have broken 40+ bones. I wonder how much oxygen is left in here? * faints*

[Saturos S.]

You get life support.

*inserts assasin's blade*

[Caael]

Owch. That hit a vital organ....

[Saturos S.]

What's that assasin's blade doing in my operation theatre. I said scalpel, you bloody nurse.

*inserts scalpel and starts putting caael back together*

[Toasty]

You get a bloody Caael with a leg attatched to his head. Nice goin' Doc.

*inserts Sea of Time*

[Saturos S.]

You get: http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j168/sstriker_photos/BackBend_275_275.jpg

*inserts mickey mouse wallet*

[Toasty]

....the heck? WTF is that thing?!?!

You get whole bunch of worthless mickey moneh!

*inserts Me111*

[Saturos S.]

THAT is what people look like if you push them through a small slot.

You get Tails with all his bones broken.

*inserts a minidisk*

[Hotshot101]

you get a bunch of giant disks attacking you

*inserts saturous striker*

[Toasty]

You get a mangled, deformed piece of organic material.

*inserts organic material*

[Hotshot101]

you get cow crap


*inserts plunger*

[Caael]

You get Mario!

* inserts..um.... Webcam*

[Toasty]

You get a really crappy image!

*inserts generic item*

[FlamingDuck]

You get the super special awesome secret chocolate covered card that is just vague enough to be the Blue Eyes White Dragon!

*inserts rabbid fanboy*

[Hotshot101]

You get a wierd idiot


*inserts the word ****

[Toasty]

You get a slap on the face. Little boys shouldn't use such language! SHAME.

*inserts the word "SHAME"*

[Hotshot101]

Lol o well least i did not say any real bad cuss words and you get SHAMED

*picks some random thing off the ground and puts it in there*

[Toasty]

You get some random disease that was randomly on that random object that you randomly picked up off the floor to randomly put in the machine!

*inserts the meaning to life*

[TheEnglishman]

You get 42!
*Inserts a chaos emerald*

[Toasty]

Another follower!.....er, I mean, you've seen that movie too?
Anywho, you get a huge cannon that could destroy the universe! Or something like that.

*Inserts Sonic*

[TheEnglishman]

You get an annoying rip off of Sonic who's just whines and is a different colour! (Also known as Shadow).
*Inserts a slightly smaller soda machine*
(@Toasty: you should read the book. It's a lot better)

[Toasty]

I'm too lazy. :) I have better things to do, like waste my life away posting about absolutely nothing......you're right, I should read the book.

You get a miniturized replica of yourself! Complete with kung-fu action!

*inserts hong kong fooey*

[Hotshot101]

You get a karate chopping cartoon character coming after you


*inserts the movie karate kid*

[Blue]

You get to wax my car! Get to work!

*Inserts Joe Cartoon*

[Toasty]

You get a something er other

*inserts pizza*

[Hotshot101]

gets pie


*inserts random food*

gets pie


*inserts random food*

[Blue]

You get a double post! Smooth move ex-lax

*inserts ex-lax*

[Hotshot101]

That just seems to happen randomly. Think its because i hit the reply button a couple times when it slows up. Anyway you get a non exsisting word


*inserts a cow*

[Blue]

You get some milk.

*Inserts Snoop Dogg*

[Toasty]

You get a bunch of rapp.

*inserts [generic musician here]*

[Hotshot101]

You get Billy Joel


*inserts random cartoon character*

[Blue]

You get Goku

*Inserts a hat*

[Hotshot101]

You get a scarf


(inserts a tee-shirt)

[Blue]

You get a sword!

*Inserts Navi*

[Toasty]

You get, umm......what was the question?

*inserts a can of WA-40*

[Hotshot101]

You get crude oil



*inserts Nazi's*

[Blue]

You get Battle Field 1942

*Inserts Tony Hawk*

[Hotshot101]

Gets a skate board



*inserts...spinach*

[Blue]

You grow massive muscles!

*Inserts a mushroom*

[Saturos S.]

You grow twice your size (ala Mario)

*inserts fire flower*

[Lemontime]

Explosions!!

*Inserts new vending machine*

[Hotshot101]

You get a ton of soda



*inserts random forum member*

[Blue]

You get Link.

*Inserts Rupee*