[Split Infinity]

You get asterisks.

*inserts 50c note*

[Nyktos]

You get...nothing. Bwahaha, the machine stole your money.

*Inerts GBA.*

[Blue]

You get a DS!

*inserts Yukichu*

[Toasty]

You get Spam!

*inserts "lolepicbump"*

[Split Infinity]

You get a magic soda machine.

*inserts pencil*

[Toasty]

You get wood shavings!

[Split Infinity]

*Toasty inserts...*

[Toasty]

A banana

[Split Infinity]

You get dry cat food.

*inserts a steering wheel*

[Toasty]

You get an airbag exploded in your face!

*inserts a quarter*

[Split Infinity]

You get a dime, sucker.

*inserts dead rat*

[Toasty]

You get a rat flail and contract the plague!

(inserts the plague*

[Split Infinity]

You get a floppy disk. Too bad they're redundant, sucker.

*inserts lava lamp*

[Toasty]

You get molten lava!

*inserts Split's burnt corpse*

[Split Infinity]

You get a new car. It's a minivan, sucker.

*inserts newspaper*

[Toasty]

A razor jumps out and cuts you!

*inserts crowbar*

[Moonear]

You get an Acer video game console!

*inserts Pina colada*

[Someone Else]

You get the humor this topic never had. It's stale now, though.

*inserts a soda*

[Split Infinity]

You get a coin.

*inserts handsome oak towel rack*

[Toasty]

You get a flaming duck.

[Split Infinity]

*Toasty inserts...*

[Toasty]

*inserts YO MAMMA*

[Someone Else]

You get my daddy.

I insert the Super Smash Bros. Brawl disk.

[Toasty]

You get crappy online multiplayer.

*inserts hand*

[Ironsight]

2006? This is a relic.

[Split Infinity]

Toasty gets a pimp.

*inserts large hadron collider*

[Toasty]

You get the apocalypse! [/obvious response]


*inserts Relic*

[Ironsight]

EDIT: Damn, too late.

[Toasty]

You get 4chan

*inserts lolipop*

[Split Infinity]

You get lolicon.

*inserts Lost Odyssey disc 3*

[Blue]

You get Shadow the Hedgehog disc

*inserts a termite infested wooden leg*

[Toasty]

You get a crusty old pirate

*inserts blue yoshi*

[Split Infinity]

You get the old GSSF.

*inserts pencil*

[Toasty]

You get wood

*inserts Peter Griffin*

[Moonear]

You get a a bunch of lame flashbacks

*inserts myself*

[Mallick]

You get me really wanting to close this topic.

*Inserts cawk*

[Blue]

You get a Rooster
*inserts Skidz banned accounts*

[Split Infinity]

You get inb4 Toasty.

*inserts crumpled note*

[Toasty]

You get extreme failure

*inserts extrmely cold weather*

[Blue]

You get Icy (lol)
*inserts failed attempt at masonry*

[Lightning Star]

You get the Leaning Tower of Pisa

*Inserts Blue*

[Split Infinity]

You get the Eiffel Tower.

Oh snap, see what I did there?

*inserts lit match*

[Moonear]

You get flaming pants.
*inserts a pineapple*

[Kuchiyose]

a flamingo?

*inserts cup of rage*

[Lightning Star]

You get skidz.

*inserts cup o noodles*

[Quacnar]

You get ointment depndency.

*Insert pentagons*

[Split Infinity]

You get 9/11.

*inserts three-legged dog*

[Lightning Star]

You get a two-legged dog.

*inserts fried rice*

[Split Infinity]

You get chicken.

*inserts Colonel Sanders*

[Kuchiyose]

you get a squirrel

*inserts a coat hanger*

[Split Infinity]

You get an abortion. XD

*inserts lampshade*

[Quacnar]

You get evil dry cleaners

*Insert cozosity*

[Lightning Star]

You get electrocuted

*inserts fortune cookie*

[Moonear]

You get a generic fortune

*inserts nachos*

[Toasty]

You get a city that is the epitomy of gayness.

*inserts handsome oak towel rack*

[Moonear]

You get handsome oak woodchips.

*Inserts steam*

[Toasty]

You get h- HOLY **** IT BURNS!

*inserts 3rd degree burns*

[Someone Else]

You get a medic with a cup of tea.

I insert a dollar.

[Lightning Star]

the machine eats your dollar.

*inserts WD's rage*

[Blue]

The machine releases its rage on Icy!

*Inserts Stabicron, the stabiest of all robots*

[Toasty]

You become holy (lolpun)

*inserts rageface.jpg*

[Ironsight]

You get neckbeard.
*inserts shotgun*

[Blue]

You receive **** Cheney shooting a friend

*inserts red rings of death*

[Toasty]

You get a dead 360.

*inserts raw pig liver*

[Moonear]

You get a suspicious looking meatloaf

*inserts chocolate pie*

[Toasty]

You get an empty pie pan full of crums.

*inserts stomach contents*

[Moonear]

You get what looks like digested pie and suspicious meatloaf.

*Inserts a mirror*

[Ironsight]

You get a seesaw

*Inserts sex*

[Toasty]

You get a rooster in your pooper.

*inserts pirated copy of Vista Ultimate, snow, and a broken TV*

[Quacnar]

Toasty, on Dec 14 2008, 08:48 PM, said:

You get a rooster in your pooper.

*inserts pirated copy of Vista Ultimate, snow, and a broken TV*

You get a snowed copy of Ultimate Pirates, TV, and a broken Vista

*insert mallogicalnessosity*

[Toasty]

You get a flaming bag full of steamy dog pew

*inserts manly cleavage*

[Ironsight]

You get Wind dude's lack of fun

*Insert Wind dude's not existent fun*

[Toasty]

You get a man bra

*inserts manly bra*

[Laharl]

you get AIDS

*inserts penis*

[Lightning Star]

you get an STD.

*inserts fire*

[Moonear]

You get a baked Alaska

*inserts Christmas spirit*

[Quacnar]

You get Walmart roadkill

*Insert Life, Liberty, and the pursuit of happiness*

[Toasty]

You get AMERICA!! **** YEAH!!!


*inserts AMERICA*

[Moonear]

You get rednecks fighting hippies.

*Inserts dry ice*

[Someone Else]

You get AMERICA **** YEA

*inserts AMERICA*

[Moonear]

You get rednecks fighting hippies.

*Inserts dry ice*

[Quacnar]

You get double post

*insert member who is fail (whoever you want)*

[Toasty]

You get

Spoiler

roflawptor?

*inserts quarter*

[Someone Else]

No, you get Toasty.

Inserts a jerk who is tons of fun.

[Toasty]

You get Platinum Sun!

....where the hell is he anyway?

*inserts Fedora 10 x64 install DVD*

[Blue]

You get Indiana Jones wallpaper

*inserts Falcon Punch!*

[Toasty]

You get massive destruction!

*inserts Indiana Jones porn DVD*

[Quacnar]

You get a hard on (hmmmm)

*Insert Gamma epsilon*

[Blue]

You get Alpha Beta

*inserts a Christmas tree*

[Toasty]

You get jolly old St Nicholas!

*inserts a ho ho ho*

[Sea of Time]

You get Lindsay Lohan.

*inserts digital camera*

[Toasty]

You get pictures of Lindsay Lohan

*inserts mah sexeh bawdee*

[Ironsight]

You get Lindsay Lohan
*inserts Rage*

[Blue]

You get Rage-ahol, you've become a Rage-aholic

*inserts moonshine*

[Folcon]

You get a still.

*inserts pencil*

[Blue]

You get a pen.

*inserts Folcon*

[Folcon]

You get a can of awesomeness.

*inserts plastic skull*

[Blue]

you get a pair of skull candies.

*inserts a cat*

[Moonear]

You get bad spelling skills.

*inserts a fish taco*

[Blue]

You get... oh god, I'm going to be sick... *hoooooooooorf*

*inserts the barf*

[Toasty]

You get blended brocolli

*inserts HOLY SHI- VISTA'S ORGASMICALLY FAT*

[Nosferatu]

You get a hard drive with a bite taken out of it.

*inserts energy*

[Toasty]

You get Chuck Norris

*inserts Chuck Norris*

[Blue]

In your attempt to insert Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris inserted you
You get a very beaten Toasty

*inserts a Hot Pocket*

[Moonear]

You get searingly hot cheese and pepperoni filling.

*inserts hot fudge*

[Blue]

You get a nutterbutter. I have no idea how that works...
*Inserts Playstation Home*