[Toasty]

You get t3h Ma5ter Sw0rd.

*inserts air*

[Hotshot101]

you get thick air that crushes you



*inserts some random guys nose*

[Mars Djinni]

You get your nose out of other people's business!

*Inserts a purple monkey*

[Hotshot101]

gets a violet


*inserts...everyone...except self* (there ain't going to be alot of leg room in there)

[Blue]

You get a freak of nature.

*inserts an Initial D DVD*

[Lemontime]

You get to watch it on the built in plasma screen.

*Inserts*

[Mars Djinni]

You get nothing, since you inserted nothing.

*Inserts a 9-foot-long katana*

[Saturos S.]

You get a Sepiroth action figure. With limited edtion FF advent children t-shirt!

*inserts cloud*

[Mars Djinni]

You get some light showers across the south end with a brief overcast in the afternoon.

*Inserts a potayto*

[FlamingDuck]

You get an annoying lawn gnome that shouts potahto at you.

*inserts life*

[TheEnglishman]

You get revived!
*Inserts the head of an orange donkey*

[Mars Djinni]

You get Eddie Murphy high on Orange pop.

*Inserts Shrek*

[Blue]

You get Austin Powers.

*Inserts 4chan*

[Legendary Dragon of Golden Sun]

You get an angry rogue possum that attacks you.

*Inserts 50 bucks.*

[Saturos S.]

You get rippid off, you get a can of soda

*inserts Blue's spamcannon*

[Blue]

Blue gets the Omega Spam Cannon. You guys can blame SS when I start launching you guys into space

*Inserts Strikers avatar*

[Mars Djinni]

You get the same little tiled thing that is near my bus stop when I got o school.

*Inserts a copy of Megaman ZX*

[Nemphtis]

*A dead Nintendo fanboy drops out*

Damn, I was hoping nobody would find the body... You didn't see anything, okay?!

*Puts in a bar of Gold*

[Lemontime]

Nothing happens.

*Inserts graphics card*

[FlamingDuck]

A whoozzawhzt?

*inserts thousands of innocent Yoshis*

[Nemphtis]

*Thousands of guilty Yoshi's fall out*

Bloop Bloop.

*Inserts his penis*

[Lemontime]

That's gross..

*Inserts ear*

[Blue]

Youu get ear wax.

*Inserts popcorn*

[Lemontime]

You get a free DVD!

*Inserts fast reply button*

[Blue]

You get an error message
*Inserts the error message*

[Hotshot101]

You get the blue screen of death



*inserts...every forum member...except self*

[Blue]

You get the 4400

*Inserts a Scarface poster*

[Hotshot101]

Gets scarface



*inserts a shoe*

[Caael]

You get a shoe buffer in the plums!

* pours bottle of coke in the coin slot*

[Saturos S.]

you get cafeine pills

*inserts french dictionary*

[Hotshot101]

You get english dictionary.


*pours a mix of sodas (suicide drink as what some call it) down the coin slot*

[Caael]

You get a suicide note!

" Dear whoever.

Um, you smell so I want to die.

Laters"


* inserts concentrate sulphuric acid.*

[Hotshot101]

Gets a stomach



*inserts jelly*

[Hotshot101]

Gets a stomach



*inserts jelly*

[Blue]

You get a jellyfish. Oh god it's stinging me!

*jumps into the coin slot*

[Hotshot101]

you get stuck inside the machine



*pours melted butter in a try to get blue out*

[Blue]

You get a scalded Blue covered in butter burns and Jellyfish stings

*shoves the jellyfish in the coinslot*

[Hotshot101]

You get jellyfish stingers


*inserts hot chocolate*

[Blue]

*gets hotchocolate launched into face* Oh god! Why me!

*puts Hotshot into coinslot*

[Hotshot101]

get me x 3. Because its funny



*inserts a garbage bag with blue in it*

[Caael]

You get the machine picked up by the Bin men, and now Blue is going to be in a rubbish Tip. Go find him.

[Hotshot101]

Sorry he just had to say why me. *steals the machine back*


*inserts melted butter*

[Lemontime]

The machine phails.

Can't insert anything cause the machine has phaild.

[Hotshot101]

*new machine comes in* (one with no blue in it) *guys take broken machine to junk heap*


*inserts first national bank*

[Lemontime]

*Sets up camp inside machine*

NOTHING FOR YOU!!!!

[Hotshot101]

uhh you did not insert anything so you get nothing


*inserts pepper spray*

[Caael]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! MY EYES! IT BURNS!!!! THE PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN!

* inserts salt*

[Saturos S.]

You get thet book: "101 fun things to do with salt in the kitchen"

*inserts your first chemistry set with sulphiruc acid included*

[Hotshot101]

You get an invitation to a special chemistry class


*inserts nitrogliseren*

[Blue]

You get a very upset Blue holding a vending machine over his head.
*inserts the broken vending machine into the new one*

[Hotshot101]

gets a brand new garbage can


*inserts acid*

[Blue]

Youu get one of the Aliens. Better run.

*inserts a $1.25*

[Hotshot101]

2 1/2 soda cans

*inserts $0.50*

[TheEnglishman]

You get a nudge!
*Inserts a snowball... for the hell of it*

[Saturos S.]

You get Baronoff's bloody iciclepop!

*inserts super special awesome burger*

[Caael]

You get ketchup! And guess where they squirted it!

I'm out of things to insert =/

[Blue]

The machine calls out to you...
"Failure"

*Inserts the ace of spades*

[l3lueMage]

Spits out a royal flush o.o

*Inserts a blue Yoshi* xD

[Blue]

You get the army of Yoshi's chasing after you.

*Inserts a chicken egg*

[FlamingDuck]

You get the Golden..er...chicken.

*inserts phone*

[Nyktos]

You get the internet.

*Inserts Nintendo DS.*

[Lemontime]

You get wifi connection =O

*Inserts Wi-fi Dongle*

[Hotshot101]

you get a random game console


*inserts a wire off the eletric pole outside*

[Nyktos]

You get fined $50.

*Inserts (someone else's) brain.*

[Hotshot101]

you get trialed for murder



*inserts throwing knives*

[Nyktos]

You get...more throwing knives!

*Inserts pants.* (Not the pair I was wearing!)

[Hotshot101]

you get the pants you where wearing


*inserts a pebble*

[Saturos S.]

Euk... Hotshot grabbed the pair of pants Felix was wearing and gave it back.

You get rock-hard pants

*inserts a gigantic zelda chicken*

[Hotshot101]

Gets zelda turned into a chicken



*inserts a sponge* (I think I know whats coming next)

[Nyktos]

You get Spongebob Squarepants (yeah, I'm pretty sure that's what you were predicting).

*Inserts lucky medal.*

[Hotshot101]

duh. and you get an assasin blade


now to stuff that sicko of a cartoon back in there

*stuffs spongebob retardpants back in the machine*

[Caael]

I get a spngebob plush o_O

* inserts spongebob plush*

[Hotshot101]

you get the pluch back except its shredded into pieces



*inserts a program that will eror and destroy spongebob stuff*

[Nyktos]

You get a ton of destroyed spongebob stuff.

*Inserts ninja.*

[Hotshot101]

gets a samuria


*inserts pepsi and coke*

[Nyktos]

You get them back, back with no labels. Ooo...which is which?

*Inserts witch.*

[Hotshot101]

you get an ugly looking girl with a big nose and a black hat


*inserts a bullet*

[Nyktos]

You get a gun.

*Inserts Golden Sun game.*

[Hotshot101]

You get GS TLA game



*inserts TLA game*

[TheEnglishman]

You get GS3.
*Inserts some dentures... for fun*

[Blue]

You get an old person looking for their dentures

*inserts an empty Moutain Dew can*

[Hotshot101]

Gets an empty dr. pepper can



*inserts crushed dr.pepper can*

[Golden Djinn13]

You get the same crushed dr. pepper can

*Inserts my soul, dignity, and self-respect*

[Nyktos]

You become a very empty person.

*Inserts a-bomb.*

[Hotshot101]

Gets H-Bomb


*inserts Japan*

[Lemontime]

You get sushi.

*Inserts incorrect racial stereotype*

[Hotshot101]

Gets a Racist



*inserts a hobo*

[TheEnglishman]

You get hobo clothes. Mmmm snug!
*Inserts a stool*

[Hotshot101]

you get wood



*inserts a cherry bomb*

[Lemontime]

You get an.... Orange?

*Inserts Sonic Boom*

[Hotshot101]

You get a giant blast shooting you 2 miles away



*inserts road flare*

[Blue]

You get a traffic accident at night. Woops!

*Inserts a chicken egg*

[Saturos S.]

You get a giant chicken mother chasing you for stealing the egg

*inserts VIP coupon*

[Hotshot101]

you get a VIP


*inserts Dynamite*

[Lemontime]

The machine is no more.


OH NOEZ!
*Can't insert anything*

[FlamingDuck]

LMAO! LOL! ROFLZ!

*inserts new machine*

[Hotshot101]

Gets new machine (why did the dynamite blow up it wasn't even lit)

*inserts ray gun*

[Sea of Time]

You get an original topic idea.

*puts in magical hands*

[Hotshot101]

You get magical feet



*inserts Tank shell*

[Saturos S.]

you get a turtle.

*inserts a large PVC tube*

[Hotshot101]

gets metal tube


*inserts moss*

[Lemontime]

You get fungus!

*Inserts sound system*

[Hotshot101]

You get a pike horn


*inserts Hiking boot*

[Blue]

You got Popcorn!

*inserts Hotshots multiple banners*
Why do you have so many?!!!!

[Hotshot101]

Gets even more. ( I have so many because I like them and my computer can manage it.


*inserts a spam bot*

[FlamingDuck]

:D:smile::):smile::smile::smile::smile::smile::smile::smile::smile::smile::smile::smile::smile::smile:

*inserts fanboys*

[Hotshot101]

gets fangirls


*inserts some yu-gi-oh card he found on the ground*

[TheEnglishman]

You get a hundred Yu Gi Oh! fans rushing into the machine a few seconds later.
*Inserts a mighty morphin power ranger*

[Hotshot101]

gets 5-6 color coted costumed idiots.



*inserts a randim loser*

[Saturos S.]

you get hotshot

*inserts a random cool person*

[Hotshot101]

You get me.


*inserts saturos striker*

[TheEnglishman]

You get SS's keys... he's always losing them is our SS!
*Inserts the number 42*

[Hotshot101]

Gets a Wendies cheese burger


*inserts cheese burger*

[Saturos S.]

You get a fat American girlfriend

*inserts my lost keys* (How the hell can you insert something thats lost? If you've lost them you don't know where they are! Uhm...right..)

[Nyktos]

You get your keys, no longer lost.

*Inserts Mars djinni. (An actual djinni, not the forum member.)*

[Hotshot101]

Gets the mars star



*inserts mercury star*

[Saturos S.]

you get punk'd

*inserts adidas deodorant*

[Hotshot101]

You get bad BO



*inserts the walmart smiley*

[Split Infinity]

The TILT light goes on.

*inserts soda can*

[Aquamarine]

You get an aquamarine!

*Inserts molecular carbo hydrate*

[Split Infinity]

You get a SPLIT atom! It releases an INFINITE amount of energy in your face!

*inserts crappy aquamarine*

[Someone Else]

Ya don't get ****.

*inserts 25 cents...*

[Split Infinity]

You get a dime.

*inserts alien probe*

[l3lueMage]

get shocked

*inserts half of whatever infinity is* o.o;

[Someone Else]

You have defied logic. Congrats. (no offense or anything but you guys make some really weak answers)

Inserts a soda

[Split Infinity]

You get an empty soda can.

*inserts crumpled note*

[l3lueMage]

you receive a death note o_O

*Inserts a cat*

[Split Infinity]

You get a big ball of twine.

*inserts plutonium rod*

[Hotshot101]

You get a nuclear fall out. (thanks for killing us all)

*inserts all the radaition*

[Split Infinity]

You get a dictionary.

*inserts thesaurus*

[Hotshot101]

Gets a bunch of synonyms and antonyms


*inserts a french text book*

[Split Infinity]

You get fake hillbilly teeth.

*inserts a jaffa*

[Hotshot101]

You get a note saying "please inserts something else"


*inserts a the random string of letters "ouryandoiti"

[Blue]

You get the Jugernaut, B****!

(Inserts a Predator)

[Aquamarine]

You get a typing machine.

*Inserts Yoshi*

[Hotshot101]

You get godzilla (don't ask me how he was able to fit in there)


*inserts stinky sock*

[Split Infinity]

*you get stinky shoes*

Inserts video game.

[Hotshot101]

gets a movie


*inserts a livre*

[Blue]

You get some one with a liver disease.
*Inserts your moma*

[Split Infinity]

You get jack.

*inserts bullet* (the 'normal' way) :rolleyes:

[Blue]

You get a dead guy...
*inserts the corpse*

[Split Infinity]

You get a strange-smelling drink.

*inserts dairy cow*

[Blue]

You get a Got Milk? Ad.

*Inserts Puss in Boots*

[Hotshot101]

Gets split infinity.


*inserts split infinity*

[Split Infinity]

You get an English textbook about grammatical terms.

*inserts magic soda*

[Hotshot101]

Gets a regular soda (you really got ripped off)



*inserts boiling magma*

[Saturos S.]

You defied physics, when something boils it turns into gas... magma gas. Imagine a gas rock. Since magma is liquid rock. (more or less)

*inserts stimorol ice vanilla chill chewing gum*

[Split Infinity]

You get a big bowl of strawberry ice cream!

*inserts the internet*

[Hotshot101]

you get 2,000,000 (more or less) logging in each day


*inserts an old tee-shirt*

[Split Infinity]

You get message asking what the previous post was about.

*inserts tear of compassion*

[Hotshot101]

gets a really really crumby movie

*inserts the really really crumby movie*

[Split Infinity]

You get the virgin Mary, whoo!

*inserts WTFBomb*

[Blue]

You get a plain F-Bomb

*Inserts Castlevania: Portrait of Ruin*

[Split Infinity]

You get a piece of a neutron star. You find it impossible to pick up the billion tonne object, and simply leave it there to sink into the floor.

*inserts gumball*

[Hotshot101]

you get a gum strip


*inserts a cold virus*

[Saturos S.]

you get the 300th lame awnser

*inserts memory game*

[Hotshot101]

Gets a headache



*inserts Saturos Striker* now thats one less thing to worry about.

[Split Infinity]

You get a giant sudoku poster. (now don't tell me you've never heard of sudoku)

*inserts plaster mix*

[Hotshot101]

You get plastered. (Alright I won't)



*inserts a shuriken*

[Split Infinity]

You get an origami shuriken. (have you seriously not heard of it?)

*inserts final exam*

[Hotshot101]

You get the exam back with a big fat F on it. (you told me not to tell you)


*inserts the failed exam.*

[Split Infinity]

You get a big rubber grade stamp. (I hereby ORDER you to answer)

*inserts red ink*

[Hotshot101]

gets blue ink ( I never heard of it. Happy?)


*inserts the yelling I am about to get.*

[TheEnglishman]

You don't get yelled at. Woo. (You don't want to know what Sudoku is. It's so dull.)
*inserts my half chewed straw*

[Hotshot101]

Gets a whole straw ( I probaly don't)

*inserts the school year*

[Split Infinity]

You get a banana thickshake. (:P)

*inserts essence of unbelievability*

[Hotshot101]

Gets the essence of believeablity


*inserts a lightning bolt*

[Split Infinity]

The TILT light goes on. Seriously people, you're gonna break it.

*inserts repair nanobots*

[Hotshot101]

Gets the machine upgraded


*inserts a pinball*

[Split Infinity]

You get Jack's Pot.

*inserts stapler*

[Hotshot101]

gets staples


*inserts musket*

[Split Infinity]

You get one of those crazy big-jawed nutcrackers.

*inserts diskette*

[Hotshot101]

gets disk


*inserts computer*

[Split Infinity]

You get a computette.

*inserts cigarette*

[Hotshot101]

you get a cigar


*inserts the word dashi*

[Split Infinity]

You get a Mac OS X with standard Dashboard software.

*inserts crackers*

[Hotshot101]

gets cheese (wonder if you even know what dashi means)

*inserts a gladiator*

[Split Infinity]

You get NO I REALLY HAVE NO IDEA.

*inserts chocolate coin*

[Hotshot101]

gets an empty foil rapper (it mean great death)

*inserts the black death*

[Split Infinity]

You get painful buboes.

*inserts pumpkin pie*

[Hotshot101]

gets a pupkin


*inserts a free virus*

[Split Infinity]

You get a puss in boots.

*inserts number plate*

[Blue]

You get a Ford Mustang!

*inserts your ford mustang*
Hehe, sucka.

[Saturos S.]

You get fined for Grand Theft Auto

*inserts hydrolic spanner*

[Blue]

You get a flash video.

*inserts Gaiaonline*

[Hotshot101]

you get karosine


*inserts jungle mask*

[Split Infinity]

You get another dictionary. A first edition Oxford Deluxe, signed by the author.

*inserts stress ball*

[Platinum Sun]

You get a heart attack.

*Inserts decorative bauble from eBay.

[Hotshot101]

gets a baseball bauble head.


*inserts japanese tv*

[Split Infinity]

You get a Japanese muscle car.

*inserts WTHIWWJP*

[Platinum Sun]

You get a picture with a 10-degree viewing angle. Hope you can arrange your living room furniture in a strainght line!

*Inserts christmas tree.

[Split Infinity]

You get a beef steak for Santa.

*inserts milk + cookies*

[Hotshot101]

you get santa



*inserts santa claus*

[Split Infinity]

You get Santa's claws. He's a werewolf you know. Bitten by a rabid dog in some house.

*inserts batteries*

[Blue]

You get a Wii-mote w/AA's

*inserts U.S.S. Voyager*

[Split Infinity]

You get H.M.A.S. Kanimbla.

*inserts grenade*

[Hotshot101]

gets a cell phone that you have to pay 200$ a month for.



*inserts a pair of nike shoes* ( I don't have a favorite shoe brand just randomly picked one).

[Split Infinity]

You get a beehive.

*inserts plush doll*

[Hotshot101]

Gets a plush doll in pieces


*inserts a plush doll shredder*