[Lightning Star]

Edit: **** you, blue. D:

[Ironsight]

So one of my cousins is going to India for a couple of weeks.
Hopefully she'll come back with both her Kidneys.

[Blue]

Icy, on Jul 5 2009, 10:46 PM, said:

Edit: **** you, blue. D:

D:
What did I do?

[Toasty]

Someone Else, on Jul 5 2009, 10:01 PM, said:

I like it

Me too

[Lightning Star]

Blue, on Jul 5 2009, 10:55 PM, said:

D:
What did I do?

You made my post late :[

[Blue]

Woops, post faster!

[Toasty]

Post! Whoops faster.

[Lightning Star]

baargh. I don't have a copy of Microsoft word anymore. I'm afraid to torrent it too. D:

[Nosferatu]

I'm torrenting BC:R for PC and the two seasons of Metalocalypse.

Yay for me.

[Split Infinity]

Icy, on Jul 6 2009, 05:11 PM, said:

baargh. I don't have a copy of Microsoft word anymore. I'm afraid to torrent it too. D:

Remember, it's not stealing if you're making a copy!

[Drizzy Drake]

Nosferatu, on Jul 6 2009, 03:29 AM, said:

I'm torrenting BC:R for PC and the two seasons of Metalocalypse.

Yay for me.

Hey, i actually need to finish the sims 3 torrents (there other files apperently). new computer soon enough. yay, i finally have something thatll run crysis at full.

so uh, what games should i torrent naow (well, in a couple weeks)

Split Infinity, on Jul 6 2009, 05:15 AM, said:

Remember, it's not stealing if you're making a copy!

this

[Toasty]

Drizzy Drake, on Jul 6 2009, 05:40 AM, said:

yay, i finally have something thatll run crysis at full.

No you don't. But it'll sure play it pretty well.

Crysis on all full settings would be a res of 2560x1600 with 16xAA and all settings at max. The resolution will drop the frames quite a bit by itself, but the AA will just slaughter your framerate.

[Lightning Star]

^English ploz?

[Drizzy Drake]

shush toasty! it ended up costing 2900$ and some change, but with two savings on, it was like 2500. i got that air cooler you told me to brah. what pray tell sir would play crysis at full.

[Toasty]

http://en.wikipedia..../IBM_Roadrunner


And what heatsink did I tell you to get again?

[Lightning Star]

Split Infinity, on Jul 6 2009, 02:15 AM, said:

Remember, it's not stealing if you're making a copy!

Ah, touche. And it makes me wonder how my mom was able to use my license key when I was already using it for this computer? I may be able to use it yet!

[Split Infinity]

Most versions of Office come with multiple keys, maybe she just used one of those?

[Toasty]

HEY GUYS.


I LEARNED THAT ANY ANTI-MOLECULE WILL ANNIHILATE ON CONTACT WITH ANY MOLECULE, REGARDLESS OF WHETHER SAID MOLECULES ARE BOTH THE SAME (I.E. ANTI-HYDROGEN AND HYDROGEN).

THAT'S BECAUSE IT'S THE SUBATOMIC PARTICLES THAT ARE ACTUALLY ANNIHILATING.


SO LIKE, IF ANTI-HELIUM GOT ALL FRISKY WITH SOME HYDROGEN, YOU'D GET SOME HELIUM.

AND AN ASS LOAD OF ELECTROMAGNETIC RADIATION.

[Blue]

I learned that I actract women over the Internet easily, real women though, not so much.

[Toasty]

I ALSO LEARNED THAT ONE GRAM OF ANTIMATTER COLLIDING WITH ONE GRAM OF MATTER WILL CREATE 3 TIMES AS MUCH ENERGY AS THE HIROSHIMA BOMB.


TWO. ****ING. GRAMS.

[kate]

Stop talking like that toasty, you're turning me on

[Someone Else]

http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z84/WindDude/must_not_fap.jpg

[Toasty]

http://img34.imageshack.us/img34/3095/szhxndxksmmwss.png

[Mallick]

http://img33.imageshack.us/img33/5885/1246885126000.jpg

[Ironsight]

******.

[Toasty]

Toasty, on Jul 6 2009, 09:51 PM, said:

SO LIKE, IF ANTI-HELIUM GOT ALL FRISKY WITH SOME HYDROGEN, YOU'D GET SOME HELIUM.

Toasty, on Jul 6 2009, 10:14 PM, said:

TWO. ****ING. GRAMS.

kate, on Jul 6 2009, 10:24 PM, said:

Stop talking like that toasty, you're turning me on

I GET IT NOW

[Nosferatu]

******s? In MY TRT? Get the **** outta here.

[Mallick]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v629/BLACKBMW1/Picture006-5.jpg
Don't you just want to smoke that, Chris?

[Toasty]

Holy balls! It's a tampon made out of weed!

[Blue]

o.o
uh, that's gross...

[Drizzy Drake]

Toasty, on Jul 6 2009, 09:19 PM, said:

http://en.wikipedia..../IBM_Roadrunner
And what heatsink did I tell you to get again?

i believe its the V8 master cooler. it was liek air level 2.

http://www.goldensun-syndicate.net/forum/public/style_images/gssv3/snapback.png' alt='View Post' />G-DUB 3000, on Jul 7 2009, 01:58 AM, said:

do want that hoodie.

http://www.goldensun-syndicate.net/forum/public/style_images/gssv3/snapback.png' alt='View Post' />G-DUB 3000, on Jul 7 2009, 05:58 PM, said:

Don't you just want to smoke that, Chris?

what the fuck!!! how; like, how. Me and Paul made a cross joint once, but, no, like, how the **** did he do that?

[Toasty]

Drizzy Drake, on Jul 7 2009, 06:44 PM, said:

i believe its the V8 master cooler. it was liek air level 2.

Cooler master V8.

[kate]

master V8 cooler

[Mallick]

Drizzy Drake, on Jul 7 2009, 06:44 PM, said:

i believe its what the ****!!! how; like, how. Me and Paul made a cross joint once, but, no, like, how the **** did he do that?

pineapple express lol. um, follow this.
http://www.rollitup.org/marijuana-growing/...mp;action=print


ALSO:

cooler V8 Master

[kate]

master cooler V8

dear god i'm bored

[Toasty]

Cooler Master is the brand. V8 is the model.

[Lightning Star]

I wonder what I would be like drunk?

[Blue]

Icy, on Jul 8 2009, 12:09 AM, said:

I wonder what I would be like drunk?

Angry is what I'll assume. I could buy you booze so you can find out. xDDD

[Toasty]

Yeah, you two do live relatively close together.


In other news, I'm going to California this summer!

[Blue]

She doesn't live that close, and she's young so I'll look like a pedo if we visit each other.

[Toasty]

Icy, aren't you 18?

[Blue]

Yeah but I'm almost 23 and in some circles *Coughlikearepublicanstatesuchasarizonacough* It's just frowned upon. But I have no issues with it really.

[Toasty]

ICY!

GET BACK HERE!

I SAW YOU LURKING JUST A MOMENT AGO!

[Mallick]

Icy, on Jul 8 2009, 12:09 AM, said:

I wonder what I would be like drunk?

I'd rather get you high and ask questions.

[Nosferatu]

Look at the Trending Topics.
http://img126.imageshack.us/img126/5817/ohlawd.png

[Toasty]

What about it? It's MJ, HP, and something else.

[Caael]

MJ TURNS ON HARRY POTTER

SLOW AT GETTING JOKES HURR HURR

[Toasty]

lolwat

[Mallick]

"#turnon"

[Split Infinity]

G-DUB 3000, on Jul 8 2009, 02:19 PM, said:

pineapple express lol. um, follow this.
http://www.rollitup.org/marijuana-growing/...mp;action=print

Isn't that against the rules?

And no, you don't have money.

[Toasty]

Lolque? That's one badass joint.

[Mallick]

Split Infinity, on Jul 8 2009, 06:10 PM, said:

Isn't that against the rules?

And no, you don't have money.

Screw the rules, I have marijuana.

[Split Infinity]

Oh son of a...

[Nosferatu]

http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/3/38/Gpimp.jpg

[Toasty]

You can't ignore his girth.

[Split Infinity]

Quote

The sun was shining as Ash reached the town of Vermilion. It had been years since he had returned to the city, haunted by the memories of his almost fatal cruise on the SS Anne. But all the training and traveling had taken its toll and he needed a much needed vacation.

It had also been a while since Ash had seen Misty. He had remained in touch but ever since she returned to her hometown of Cerulean to maintain its gym, he hadn't found time to drop by and say hello. So when Ash won a week stay in the one of Vermilion's fabulous resorts in a Pokemon tournament, he decided to invite Misty and Brock for a reunion.

Memories of his victory over Lt. Surge filled his mind as he passed the Vermilion Gym, the day that solidified him as a legitimate trainer. He was almost tempted to give Surge a rematch but he had sworn off battling for the week.

Pikachu cried out gleefully when it he saw the resort in the distance. It was like something from a dream. It had a perfect view over the ocean and was surrounded with gorgeous palm trees.

"Ash! What's taken you so long?!? We've been waiting for three hours for you to arrive" a familiar voice cried out.

"I don't know, I wasn't sure if was really ready to see your face again Misty," Ash snided sarcastically. "I am delicate you know."

"What did you say?!?" Misty yelled back at him, "If it wasn't for the fact that you won this, I would slug you right now."

"Calm down. Calm down." Brock said,"Its been what 2 years and you guys can't put aside your bickering?"

"She started it," Ash said quietly. He had to admit, Misty had changed in the 2 years since he saw her last. She had let her hair grow and it had now reached down past her shoulders. She had done away with her tomboyish look in favor of one more suiting of a girl, but she'd always be that girl whose bike he accidentally destroyed 4 years ago.

They checked into the hotel and Misty decided to go tanning while Brock and Ash played a game of Poke-golf on resort's course.They talked about Ash's latest adventures and Brock's success as a Pokemon breeder. After they were done, Brock decided to go check if the lady aerobics instructor needed any help with her class so Ash went to go see how Misty has doing.

When he found her on the beach basking in the glow of the sun wearing a white tube-top bikini. He noticed that Misty had changed in more ways then just her hair was growing. Her body had become more curvaceous and her belly had gone tight. For a while, Ash stood staring in silence unable to think of words to say to her.

"Are you ok Ash?" Misty questioned.

"Umm what..uh...i gotta go..." Ash said quickly. For some reason he grown extremely embarrassed and felt a bulge coming from his pants. He was compelled to cover this with his hands and quickly ran away before Misty could see.

"Hmm...I've never seen Ash act like that before, I wonder if he's ok..." Misty wondered to herself out loud.

As Misty returned to her sunbathing, Ash went to find Brock to see if he knew what to do. He found him in a gym where the aerobics class was being taught and went up to him as Brock was giving one of the girls a leg massage to relieve a cramp from stretching, even though it looked like Brock was enjoying giving it more than the girl. He quickly grabbed Brock's arm and rug him out of the gym into a private room!

"WHAT IN THE POKEMON RANGER FOR THE DS DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING ASH?" Brock demanded, "can't you see i was doing something very important!!!"

"I need your help Brock...I saw Misty in her new bikini and for some reason, I felt a bulge in my pants and couldn't say anything," Ash said shyly, "I think there's something wrong with me."

Brock smirked a smirk he never thought he'd smirk before in his life. "Oh Ash, I was wondering when you'd start feeling this way. Its perfectly normal for boys of your age to start having these kind of reactions. Its called puberty."

"Puberty? What kind of Pokemon is that? Wait...ARE YOU SAYING THERE'S A POKEMON IN MY PANTS?!? How did it get in there?!?" Ash yelled...

"No no...puberty is a natural cycle a boy goes through to become a man," Brock explained.

"I thought you became a man by catching lots of Pokemon..." Ash questioned.

"No. If that were the case, you'd be 40 before you even qualified for that," Brock joked as Ash gasped. "Let me explain..boys and girls are different in many ways but more specifically in their pants."

"Oh you mean not everyone has a tiny Caterpie in there?" Ash inquired.

"No Ash, girls have...well more of a Shellder." Brock informed him.

"What about those things on her chest? What are those Brock?" Ask questioned.

"Well those I like to call a girl's Jigglypuffs and if their really big, I call them Wigglytuffs." Brock went on to explain. "If you didn't notice, men like me get very excited by these and then our Caterpies evolve into Metapod. When you please your Metapod, it uses a powerful string shot that leaves you with a very happy feeling. But guys aren't the only ones who need their Pokemon pleased, girls like it when you used your Metapod to please their Shellders."

"Are you saying I should show Misty my Caterpie?" Ash asked.

"No. Girls are creeped out when you do that. First you have to get her to want to see your Caterpie so she can help it evolve." Brock told him.

"So are you saying I should ask Misty out on a date?" Ash asked him.

"If you want her to make your Caterpie evolve, that's the only way Ash." Brock informed him.

"Then I'll do it!" Ash exclaimed cheerfully as he walked towards the door.

Ash ran to the beach but when he couldn't find Misty, he decided to go back to his suite at the resort. When he entered he saw Misty enjoying an ice cream cone with Pikachu. Figuring now would be a great time to ask her out, he sat down next.

"Hey Ash!" Misty smiled while Pikachu let a pika-pika, "What was with you earlier?"

"Oh that..." Ash shrugged, "It was nothing...I..I..just had to go to bathroom really bad.

"Real smooth Ash..." he thought to himself.

"Oh...I thought you were sick or something," Misty sighed in relief as she went back to her ice cream. With every lick, Ash grew more and more desperate to be that cone. As he stared, he could feel his Caterpie starting to learn harden. Soon Misty noticed him staring.

"What are you looking at Ash?" Misty asked with a confused look on her face. "If you want, I can get you some too."

"No its not that..." Ash said, "Misty, I've been thinking..."

"Hold on Ash" Misty interrupted as she pulled out her cell phone. It was one of her sisters calling to check up on her. As she walked around talking about girly things with her sister, Ash couldn't help but smile at how cute Misty had become. Just a few years ago, he barely even realized she was a girl, but now he couldn't think of her any other way.

He loved the way she danced around on her smooth nimble legs as her eyes brightened at the latest rumors of shopping sales. His Caterpie started throbbing as he noticed the way her Jigglypuffs jiggled as she bounced with glee. Suddenly he stood up and walked up to Misty. He grabbed her waist and spun her around as he laid a deep kiss on Misty.

At first, Misty resisted Ash's move but soon brought herself in to return the kiss. She threw her phone down as she wrapped her arms around Ash as he moved her towards the bedroom. Pikachu tried to follow them in but was greeted by the door shutting into his face.

As they continued thrusting their tongues down each other's throats like hungry Lickitungs, Ash moved his hands from Misty's waist up to her Jigglypuffs. He softly caressed them and was surprised to find they felt much like the various Ditto's he had come across in his Pokemon journey.He only stopped for enough time for Misty to pull off her shirt and bra off, exposing her pale Jigglypuffs to Ash's eyes.

Ash proceeded to take his shirt off and then moved his hands down Misty's pants to feel her Shellder. He was greatly confused when he found it because he had never come across a Shellder that was so warm and fuzzy. As he touched it, Misty let out a sigh of pleasure and allowed Ash to remove her shorts and underwear.

She then unbuttoned Ash's pants and did something he would have never expected. At first, it seemed like she was trying to eat his Metapod which panicked Ash but then he felt a great deal of pleasure coming from his Metapod. He never knew his Caterpie could ever feel like this!

Just as soon as he was sure his Metapod would burst, misty seemed to instinctively remove his Metapod from her mouth and motioned for Ash to let it crawl into her Shellder. They both moaned loudly as Ash made his Metapod crawl in and out of Misty's Shellder. Ash had never felt so alive before. As he felt his Metapod readying its string shot, he pulled it out and allowed it to slow Misty's speed.

"Oh Ash....that was amazing." Misty moaned in ecstasy.

"I'm glad I could please your Shellder like that, although my Metapod feels really worn out." Ash said.

"Don't worry about it. I'm sure it will ready for another battle soon," Misty said as she allowed Ash to cuddle her in his arms.

Ash rested his head on her soft Jigglypuffs when he noticed that Misty had a tattoo right next to her Shellder that looked like writing. Curiously he moved his head to see what it said and was horrified to read the words:

Gary was here. You just lost the game!

MOTHER****ING OAK

[Toasty]

lolwat

[Drizzy Drake]

Big house-- long hallways, got ten bathrooms I can **** all day

gary for teh win

[Mallick]

Split Infinity, on Jul 8 2009, 07:02 PM, said:

Oh son of a...

To be honest, that wasn't even what I meant to type. I edit'd.

[Drizzy Drake]

op is a newfag

[Blue]

._.
Its funny cuz I just saw the new trailer for Heart Gold and Soul Silver...
lol

[Moonear]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIh5DG4fFQc...player_embedded

[Nosferatu]

ihatekraden, on Jul 8 2009, 11:18 PM, said:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIh5DG4fFQc...player_embedded

=D

[Lightning Star]

Eh, my friend is 18 and her boyfriend is 24...and she's 6 months preggo with his baby, but that's another story.

I don't think it's really looked down upon that much, Blue. I think what would be frowned upon is if I drove up to meet a (technically) complete stranger all by myself and got drunk with said stranger.

That's the awkward part :(

[Mallick]

If you get drunk on wine coolers with said stranger it's totally reasonable. Nerds.

[Moonear]

Nosferatu, on Jul 9 2009, 01:26 AM, said:

=D

I want a live action version nao

[Nosferatu]

ihatekraden, on Jul 9 2009, 09:07 AM, said:

I want a live action version nao

No special effects =D

[Toasty]

http://www.simpsoncrazy.com/content/pictures/regulars/Milhouse8.gif

[Mallick]

Toasty, on Jul 9 2009, 02:50 PM, said:

BUT FRED IS MY HERO


*waits for somebody to edit this with a meme*

let me edit that with a meme for you

[Eugine]

http://news.yahoo.com/nphotos/slideshow/ph...3356552547.jpg/

:(

[Aquamarine]

Icy, on Jul 9 2009, 10:18 AM, said:

Eh, my friend is 18 and her boyfriend is 24...and she's 6 months preggo with his baby, but that's another story.

I don't think it's really looked down upon that much, Blue. I think what would be frowned upon is if I drove up to meet a (technically) complete stranger all by myself and got drunk with said stranger.

That's the awkward part :(

EDIT: Wait, what? I thought it said something different...

[Moonear]

Eugine, on Jul 9 2009, 04:15 PM, said:

http://news.yahoo.com/nphotos/slideshow/ph...3356552547.jpg/

:(

http://diy.despair.com/output/poster69576003.jpg

My first demotivator. =D

[Toasty]

G-DUB 3000, on Jul 9 2009, 03:00 PM, said:

let me edit that with a meme for you

You know what I implied. You have failed me, PDM. Failed me.

[Blue]

Icy, on Jul 9 2009, 01:18 AM, said:

Eh, my friend is 18 and her boyfriend is 24...and she's 6 months preggo with his baby, but that's another story.

I don't think it's really looked down upon that much, Blue. I think what would be frowned upon is if I drove up to meet a (technically) complete stranger all by myself and got drunk with said stranger.

That's the awkward part :(

Well, I don't plan on getting you preggerz anytime soon so it should be fine then.
xDDD

[Drizzy Drake]

http://www.goldensun-syndicate.net/forum/public/style_images/gssv3/snapback.png' alt='View Post' />Toasty, on Jul 9 2009, 05:50 PM, said:

milhouse will never be a meme

[Someone Else]

Milhouse isn't a meme is a meme.

[Split Infinity]

Milhouse isn't a meme is a meme is not a meme.

[Drizzy Drake]

http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/7/7b/90mget.JPG

[Toasty]

Split Infinity, on Jul 9 2009, 09:20 PM, said:

Milhouse isn't a meme is a meme is not a meme.

This is true.

[Lightning Star]

Blue, on Jul 9 2009, 03:50 PM, said:

Well, I don't plan on getting you preggerz anytime soon so it should be fine then.
xDDD

Well OBVIOUSLY. But the whole stranger danger plus drunkness plus miles away from safety is scary itself.

For all I know you could be a creepy knife man D:






(I am such a f***ing hypocrite XD)

[Toasty]

Dude guys, the new <video> tag in HTML 5 is flipping sexy. I want to have it's bebehs.

[Mallick]

Toasty, on Jul 9 2009, 03:34 PM, said:

You know what I implied. You have failed me, PDM. Failed me.

Actually, I thought editing Milhouse in was brilliant, because it's exactly what you didn't want.

[Toasty]

No no, it's not what I didn't want, it's just not what I didn't expect. =O

[Mallick]

Stop smoking ice, that stuff is bad for you.

[Toasty]

Yeah yeah, tell me something don't know.

[Mallick]

Okay, will tell you something don't know.

[Toasty]

don't know what talking about

[Mallick]

am from china, can tell?

[Drizzy Drake]

engrish!!!!

[kate]

ihk's thjnhg scares me. not cjild sappropriate

[Mallick]

Did I post this? Skip ahead to 3:00 or so if you have ADD.
http://www.youtube.c...h?v=q-fxs_ZWXH4
Asians. That is all.

[Split Infinity]

Still not clicking Youtube links in TRT.

[Caael]

G-DUB 3000, on Jul 10 2009, 10:28 AM, said:

Actually, I thought editing Milhouse in was brilliant, because it's exactly what you didn't want.

http://s207.photobucket.com/albums/bb241/laprincesse83301/oh_snap.jpg

[Lightning Star]

what's that...coming out of his pants? D:

[Someone Else]

G-DUB 3000, on Jul 10 2009, 03:19 AM, said:

am from china, can tell?

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_dnJ4Dk4ldsM/SKzgrFgRBaI/AAAAAAAAADM/lqVvl98ApEQ/s1600/translateservererror.jpg

[Aquamarine]

Icy, on Jul 10 2009, 08:42 PM, said:

what's that...coming out of his pants? D:

His leg?

[Toasty]

I'm just going to take a guess, but I'm pretty sure the human leg was not meant to bend like that.

[Caael]

Toasty, on Jul 10 2009, 10:41 PM, said:

I'm just going to take a guess, but I'm pretty sure the human leg was not meant to bend like that.

Hence the "ooooh snap"

[Toasty]

Way to point out the obvious [/hypocritical]

[Lightning Star]

it looks like a sock-- OH.


SNAP.

[Drizzy Drake]

http://img256.imageshack.us/img256/984/sticky.jpg

[Aquamarine]

God Skidz, you suck so much...

[Drizzy Drake]

do pray tell why that is.

[Split Infinity]

Do pray tell what pray tell even means.

[Drizzy Drake]

i dunno why its pray tell, since those together make no sense, but it just means tell me...

[Lightning Star]

Failblog time.

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/failcake1.jpg

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/fail-owned-soccer-fail.jpg

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/fail-owned-gift-fail.jpg

http://engrishfunny.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/no-throw-rocks.jpg
^But I want to... :[

[Split Infinity]

http://www.goldensun-syndicate.net/forum/public/style_images/gssv3/snapback.png' alt='View Post' />Icy, on Jul 11 2009, 10:56 AM, said:

Huh? No comprehende!

[Someone Else]

Why did Dipsy's thing need the motivational poster

[Ironsight]

Failblog sucks.

[Split Infinity]

What the hell happened to Toasty's sig?

[Toasty]

I know, right? I need to go fix it. Naow.

Split Infinity, on Jul 10 2009, 06:13 PM, said:

Huh? No comprehende!

Pastry chef: What would you like the cake to say?
Customer: Hmm...how about "Best Wishes Suzanne," and under that "We will miss you".
Pastry chef: So that's "Best Wishes Suzanne" and "Under that we will miss you" right?
Customer: Yeah, that's it


[EDIT]

O LOL. I THINK IMAGE SHACK GOT HAX'd

[Caael]

WD I have need of your "What" gif

[Golden Legacy]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

http://www.youtube.c...h?v=1b7oy0jo5tU

[Toasty]

lawl. It's a kitty cat

[Lightning Star]

I just failed major. I meant to post that in ULAUGHULOSE.

****.

EDIT: Cute vid, GL X3

[Toasty]

Oh hey, my sig's back to normal.

[Mallick]

I'm on a float eh, it's going slow eh
it ain't no accident, its gay pride day
drag queen of the world, on a float like mayo
if you're on the curb, then you're sure not gayo
cum on my face and make my dayo!

forget chicks, i'm on a float mofukker
suck d!cks and drink these motherf*cker
on a throne with my man motherf*cker
toss salad, hold hands motherf*cker

hey ma, if you could see me here
cheeks spread wide, cawk in my rear
call him sugar he calls me dear
like david arquette, but not flaccid laaawwwwwlllll

[Caael]

IF I RAN FOR ELECTION, WOULD YOU SUPPORT MY ERECTION?

SO BLOW MEEEEEEEEEE
BLOW ME LIKE THE WIND
BLOW MEEEEEEEEE
BLOW ME ONCE AGAIN

[Someone Else]

Caael, on Jul 10 2009, 07:45 PM, said:

WD I have need of your "What" gif

A little late on the reply but here
http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z84/WindDude/wvao8n.gif

[Caael]

Someone Else, on Jul 11 2009, 07:18 PM, said:

A little late on the reply but here
http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z84/WindDude/wvao8n.gif

YES! Cheers

[Lightning Star]

God you guys are nerds :D

Ohz. and I was playing Zelda Twilight Princess for wii last night, and I kept thinking "It's WD! D:"

[Someone Else]

I tend to have that effect on people yes.

[Lightning Star]

Though your facial expression never changes.

Flying with chickenz is awesome X3

[Someone Else]

Real talk, people say I sound like TP Link. Well, when I shout/grunt anyway. Frankly I'm flattered =D

[Caael]

Someone Else, on Jul 11 2009, 10:14 PM, said:

Real talk, people say I sound like TP Link. Well, when I shout/grunt anyway. Frankly I'm flattered =D

I'm more in the realms of princess peach for screaming. I have the girliest ****in' scream ever.

[Someone Else]

I'm sure it'll deepen some with more age. =(

[Caael]

Nah, my voice has broken but my scream...**** its high.

[Toasty]

I can make a pretty flippin' high pitched scream. It's loud and makes people want to hurt me afterwords. /:

Normal scream is normal though.

[Someone Else]

It's literally impossible for me to hit a "high" pitch.

Is annoying if I'm trying to do impressions of people.

[Drizzy Drake]

Caael, on Jul 11 2009, 05:28 PM, said:

Nah, my voice has broken but my scream...**** its high.

heeeeeerm!!!

[Lightning Star]

Surprisingly my squeals aren't high at all.

[Toasty]

My chest voice only goes up to a high F. Which isn't all that hig pitched.

My headvoice can break glass though. :D

[Drizzy Drake]

Toasty, on Jul 11 2009, 08:50 PM, said:

My chest voice only goes up to a high F. Which isn't all that hig pitched.

My headvoice can break glass though. :D

Mirrors mostly...

[Toasty]

wut

[Caael]

Drizzy Drake, on Jul 11 2009, 11:58 PM, said:

heeeeeerm!!!

Lulz, i can imagine what'd be like listening to me on voice chat on 360 or something.

"**** you combine AIIIIIIIIYE HEADCRAB ZOMBIE!!"

[Drizzy Drake]

Toasty, on Jul 11 2009, 09:00 PM, said:

wut

Is it a bird...
Is it a plane...
NO! It's superman...
NO!, it is a plane, flying right over ur ****ing head

ugly ginger is ugly

and mah headset isnt working. because, you know, **** bluetooth accesories.

[Caael]

Drizzy Drake, on Jul 12 2009, 02:09 AM, said:

Is it a bird...
Is it a plane...
NO! It's superman...
NO!, it is a plane, flying right over ur ****ing head

ugly ginger is ugly

and mah headset isnt working. because, you know, **** bluetooth accesories.

Yeah, and you dont have a 360 so...

[Drizzy Drake]

wasnt implying we should chat -- britfags are hard to understand -- just saying that im pissed my 50$ headset has only worked for me once! : P

[Split Infinity]

Caael, on Jul 12 2009, 11:03 AM, said:

Lulz, i can imagine what'd be like listening to me on voice chat on 360 or something.

"**** you combine AIIIIIIIIYE HEADCRAB ZOMBIE!!"

What's really funny is that you'd blend right in.

[Drizzy Drake]

halofags are the worst; oh god! tj trolls like no other though, so its all good.

[Toasty]

Drizzy Drake, on Jul 11 2009, 06:09 PM, said:

Is it a bird...
Is it a plane...
NO! It's superman...
NO!, it is a plane, flying right over ur ****ing head

ugly ginger is ugly

and mah headset isnt working. because, you know, **** bluetooth accesories.

)':

[Caael]

Split Infinity, on Jul 12 2009, 02:14 AM, said:

What's really funny is that you'd blend right in.

Lulz

And it's so fun to taunt halo***s, the most basic humour is rubbed off on them.

"So a baby seal walks into a club..."

[Eugine]

G-DUB 3000, on Jul 10 2009, 08:38 AM, said:

Did I post this? Skip ahead to 3:00 or so if you have ADD.
http://www.youtube.c...h?v=q-fxs_ZWXH4
Asians. That is all.

http://www.youtube.c...h?v=xLPpz2IamTk
This is also awesome. One of the best violin players on YouTube imo.

[Golden Legacy]

Back one page, I have a normal scream, but on some occasions will go a little higher. This rule is exemplified ten times in the presence of an arachnid.

[Someone Else]

you would scream like a girl at a spider

[Golden Legacy]

Don't make me ban you.

[Toasty]

Oh snap

[Golden Legacy]

I should have highlighted the part where I said "little". I don't go high, I go higher than normal.

[Drizzy Drake]

FUCKING LESNAR WON!! AHHAH he knocked Frank Mir the fuck out.

[Toasty]

Golden Legacy, on Jul 11 2009, 09:28 PM, said:

I should have highlighted the part where I said "little". I don't go high, I go higher

So true. :P


Guys, why do citric drinks like lemonade cause mucus to drip down your throat?

[Split Infinity]

Irritates the nasal passages, I guess.

[Lightning Star]

You wanna know what burns your throat like a sunofab****? Stomach acid after spicy foods!

We're taking this whale down to a cow, and from a cow to a normal cat, alright.

EDIT: Urrrgh you lurkers, POST! I'm ****ing BORED.

[Toasty]

I KNOW HUH

You wanna what hurts? Getting an ice cube stuck in your throat. Brain freeze + sharp pain in your throat = pain

[Mallick]

Eugine, on Jul 11 2009, 08:42 PM, said:

http://www.youtube.c...h?v=xLPpz2IamTk
This is also awesome. One of the best violin players on YouTube imo.

cheers

@Skidz: I only watched up to the GSP fight, then I watched the Lesner fight (I don't know if there was one between that, I was playing SF4). The first fight was really great, and so was the GSP fight.

[Toasty]

HEY GAIZ

I'M DEVELOPING A WEBSITE WITH TWO BUDDIES OF MINE


Both of them are much better coders than I am, and have a much better work ethic. And the website's purpose is to create a community of developers where they can update people on what they're working on and possibly collaborate with others.

Not some half-assed AW ****

....

-_-;

[Lightning Star]

Wut?

[Toasty]

Exactly

[Mallick]

so there's louie, he's so gentle
everything a girl would like to see in him
but for me, he's not that special
i need a man who's gonna take me for a spin
and the last guy, n he's called Mikey
he's a little too on top of every girl
i should be the only one thats in his world
thats a fact. if you want that.


it's wrong that i like this song.

[Toasty]

I'd say so.

[Lightning Star]

*points to guilty pleasures topic*

[Toasty]

Guys, I'm tired

[kate]

Guys, I'm a dinosaur

[Caael]

**** my eeeeeeeeeeeeeyes

They buuuuuuuuuurn so baaaad

[Eugine]

YouTube propels another singer to fame.

http://www.youtube.c...h?v=Y8roFoMwYNI
^ Justin Bieber - One time.
http://www.youtube.com/user/kidrauhl
He still sings like a girl >.>

He was signed by Usher to Def Jam records. For anyone who does not know who is Usher, just Google the man rather than saying "Who?"

[Mallick]

Nobody doesn't know who usher is.

[Drizzy Drake]

G-DUB 3000, on Jul 12 2009, 04:41 AM, said:

cheers

@Skidz: I only watched up to the GSP fight, then I watched the Lesner fight (I don't know if there was one between that, I was playing SF4). The first fight was really great, and so was the GSP fight.

GSP vs. Alves was kickass. GSP wrestled with him the entire time; I really didn`t think he`d be able to keep Alves on the ground. And Brock did exactly what I thought he would, dominate Frank Mir; but doing it a little more calculated. I mean, he had Mir in that headlock punching his face for FOUR minutes.

G-DUB 3000, on Jul 12 2009, 08:37 AM, said:

Nobody doesn't know who usher is.

Eugine thinks the whole world lives in the Carribean.

[Mallick]

Drizzy Drake, on Jul 12 2009, 07:55 AM, said:

GSP vs. Alves was kickass. GSP wrestled with him the entire time; I really didn`t think he`d be able to keep Alves on the ground. And Brock did exactly what I thought he would, dominate Frank Mir; but doing it a little more calculated. I mean, he had Mir in that headlock punching his face for FOUR minutes.

Eugine thinks the whole world lives in the Carribean.

lol, the ending of the GSP fight was great. the lesner fight wasn't that great, it lasted a round longer than i thought it would =p

[Drizzy Drake]

I thought the Lesnar fight was great. He got in there and didn`t let him do ****ing anything. Im sure GSP would`ve much rather had wrestled his entire match because thats where he could dominate Alves. Lesnar went in wanting to keep Mir down and just bring the pain; and that`s exactly what he did.

[Lightning Star]

Wooh, I have successfully not eaten anything for 17 hours straight. Unfortunately the family is having a lunch/dinner soon so I kinda can't avoid eating. >.< I wanted to try for 24 hours.

[Someone Else]

Err why?

[Aquamarine]

Anorexic much?

[Toasty]

fasting ftw

[Lightning Star]

you guys are living proof that you have to be a skinny ***** with big tits in order to be even be considered for loving.

Anyways, I just wanted to test my willpower to see if I would actually be able to become anorexic. Guess I could.

[Toasty]

boobs ftw

[Golden Legacy]

Fuck society's narrow conception and bigoted standards of acceptance based on subjective physical qualities.

[Someone Else]

Icy just because we have standards and that some of us enjoy having fun with our sexuality sometimes =/= all of us being womanizing pigs

[Golden Legacy]

What WD said too. Part of it is inevitable, but it is definitely overdone and unfair. The same holds true for men.

[Drizzy Drake]

Icy, on Jul 12 2009, 08:01 PM, said:

you guys are living proof that you have to be a skinny ***** with big tits in order to be even be considered for loving.

Anyways, I just wanted to test my willpower to see if I would actually be able to become anorexic. Guess I could.

so us telling you not to fast and get skinny makes us womaning pigs? get the **** off your pedestal; it's getting old. that high horse you ride needs a bullet to the head.

[Toasty]

You're just as bad Skidz =P

To kick someone off their pedestal, you have to get on a pedestal yourself.

[Drizzy Drake]

i act like im big ****, but very rarely do i think im on a higher moral standard than most of you. icy thinks shes god and were the fucking morning star.

[Nosferatu]

And then I cut the legs off the people.

I mean pedestals.

[Drizzy Drake]

meh, i've fallen farther.

[Mallick]

Icy, on Jul 12 2009, 05:01 PM, said:

you guys are living proof that you have to be a skinny ***** with big tits in order to be even be considered for loving.

lol?

[Toasty]

You guys are seriously over-critical. It's an opinion.

[Mallick]

Stated like a fact, so we're allowed to shoot her down for it as much as she wants.

[Toasty]

w/e

[Golden Legacy]

All right, enough of that, let's get random.





































http://www.youtube.c...h?v=SFrMSzoLXIU

[Lightning Star]

Skidz, you're the first person that comes to mind. Shoot me down for stating it as a fact, but at least use some arguments that make sense. I didn't call you womanizing pigs, WD did. And, none of you told me not to fast. So your logic fails. Maybe I do think of myself a little higher than someone who enjoys ruining their body with drugs and uses faulty logic to argue, but who wouldn't? The fact that I use my head and heart when it comes to love instead of hormones also gives me a one up advantage.

Standards my ass. What you guys (men in general) call standards is a 10 inch waist and Double D boobs. If you to choose between two women, one chubby and one skinny, you'd go for the skinny one. I haven't heard you guys talk about your girlfriends in a decent manner other than how you guys like to have fun or the size of her boobs etc. Pardon me for wondering if that's what it takes to be loved. THATS what I meant, by "you guys are proof of that"

[Mallick]

Icy, on Jul 12 2009, 07:18 PM, said:

Skidz, you're the first person that comes to mind. Shoot me down for stating it as a fact, but at least use some arguments that make sense. I didn't call you womanizing pigs, WD did. And, none of you told me not to fast. So your logic fails. Maybe I do think of myself a little higher than someone who enjoys ruining their body with drugs and uses faulty logic to argue, but who wouldn't? The fact that I use my head and heart when it comes to love instead of hormones also gives me a one up advantage.

Standards my ass. What you guys (men in general) call standards is a 10 inch waist and Double D boobs. If you to choose between two women, one chubby and one skinny, you'd go for the skinny one. I haven't heard you guys talk about your girlfriends in a decent manner other than how you guys like to have fun or the size of her boobs etc. Pardon me for wondering if that's what it takes to be loved. THATS what I meant, by "you guys are proof of that"

Then allow me. Don't fast. That **** doesn't work. If you want to lose a bit of weight, wait until you're hungry to eat. Chew your food all the way. Stop when you're full.

btw, Marijuana is a plant. It ain't a drug. It's a plant. Hell, marijuana is my anti-drug.

And as for our terrible standards, you have to realize that this is the internet. We're saying whatever we want whenever we want. We can LOOK at whatever we want. Excuse me if I'm aroused by a girl with some big tits or a round ass, it's what turns me on. As for love, that **** isn't effected by big titties or perfect asses. It's purely emotional. Just because you haven't found love yet doesn't mean you need to starve yourself. You're eighteen. Give it time.

[Nosferatu]

Can we please have a TRT that I can enter and not have to give a **** about other people?

[Mallick]

Nosferatu, on Jul 12 2009, 07:42 PM, said:

Can we please have a TRT that I can enter and not have to give a **** about other people?

http://img407.imageshack.us/img407/6690/lolgoth.jpg

[Eugine]

G-DUB 3000, on Jul 12 2009, 08:37 AM, said:

Nobody doesn't know who usher is.

Well, some people here do not follow R&B. And Skidz, everyone in the Caribbean knows who is Usher tbh. Kinda weird if you don't know him.

PDM, post another funny video!

[Mallick]

Believe it or not, I can't find any. I haven't seen a funny video in a longggg time. A funny video that would be funny to you, anyway. lol

[Lightning Star]

Ecstasy's a drug though...

http://www.youtube.c...h?v=Zdj9vMH4BfQ

A little long--skip to 5:30 and then 7:40-- but worth it and horribly funny. In a horrible "oh my god I shouldn't laugh at that but I can't stop" kinda way.

[Someone Else]

http://www.youtube.c...h?v=7IsY-cnCF-s

Not really FUNNY, but if you like Brawl this one might make you **** bricks.

Skip to 0:25 ish

[Mallick]

Icy, on Jul 12 2009, 08:05 PM, said:

Ecstasy's a drug though...

Yes. Yes it is. I'll just go back to my corner.

lol @ the brawl vid. I'm watching Spider now.

[Golden Legacy]

Golden Legacy, on Jul 12 2009, 10:01 PM, said:

http://www.youtube.c...h?v=SFrMSzoLXIU[/url]

[Mallick]

lol, that was messed.

goal celebrations are always good haha

EDIT: but most of those sucked.

[Someone Else]

I wanna learn how to do some of those flips. =( I can do a decent somersault or a dodge roll in video game terms, so I guess I'm halfway there.

[Golden Legacy]

Someone Else, on Jul 12 2009, 11:22 PM, said:

I'm halfway there.

WHOA OH
LIVIN' ON A PRAYER